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gobliniguesss · 5 months
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Me and the gang about to get up to some tomfoolery
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ruthlesslistener · 1 year
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Crickets came in!! Kinda sad that its only 1 ounce considering they were 14 bucks a bag, but it was either that or shipping them in from Thailand, and that was way more expensive
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Packaging is classy, but here's what they look like
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Fiesta is lime, garlic, salt, and onion. Or, at least that's what I taste. Flavor of the crickets themselves are somewhere between shrimp and chicken with a sort of nutty aftertaste, which is actually really fucking good. They are pretty dry though, moreso than regular chips, and you'll get legs and antennae stuck to your lips. Still had to force myself to put the bag down to get a drink, though, so they're just as addictive as chips
Rating:
9/10, would reccomend. I'm getting the spicy flavor next though bc I wish there was more of a kick to these, but honestly if you like sea arthropods, then land arthropods are really fucking good!
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blutomindpretzel · 2 years
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mmmmm Lovely and Vincent napping together wrapped in each others arms mmmmm vampire naps just two cuddly vampires finished with their blood bags and pressing lil red kisses all over one another- sleepy grey eyes looking to the blackout curtains and sighing.
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HI HI!! read thru the tma entity wiki page. ough ougodg this is so interesting. ohmy god. eyes emoji i'm very intrigued. will definitely listen 2 at least a few episodes of tma because WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! inch resting.......
OK OK WARNING tma is a bit of a slow burn if ur listening specifically for the entity stuff. they are definitely IN IT since the beginning, but they dont get revealed until like?? season 2 or 3 i think? its very much an "oh my god everything makes so much sense on a second listen" scenario. BUT GOD YEAH its my favorite thing ever. i love it so much. do u have a favorite 👀 one that looks especially intriguing to u. 👀👀
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robitherat · 1 year
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IN OTHER NEWS I am now up to like. 275 mods on stardew valley and my game is only a little tiny bit broken from it. Gonna fix some of them tomorrow to see if I can get everything to work smooth but tbh I'm just impressed my computer is booting the game up period let alone letting me do stuff with a normal framerate
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cosmosees · 1 year
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i left the next to last boss of the tomerpg extremely upset with pained wrists and unable to continue the game because of gamebreaking bugs but at the very least i managed to beat THESE guys once
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hyperfreaksating · 7 months
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NEVER LEAVE ME AGAIN - Interlude
Heyyyy everyone ! Two updates in a day, I'm on fire. (ง'̀-'́)ง
Note : This is just a soft interlude happening between Part IV & Part V ! Not big things, just fluff & a slice of the life you're sharing with Buggy in the circus.
No trap, no angst (I promise). Just silly things ! (✿´‿`)
Part V is fully written and it's a BIIIIIG part, it may come out tomorrow, I'm a bit scared 。゜(`Д´)゜。
Hope you'll like this lil thing !
Tag : FemReader x Buggy, no use of Y/n, no description except for hair color.
Content warning : silent treatment used against Bugs
[ FANFICTION MASTERPOST ]
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You joined Buggy’s boat for a few months, and you don’t regret it. Even if the two of you are emotional messes with shitty personalities and big egos, even if you often miss your former crew, the straw hats. The days pass, punctuated by strong (and very stupid) arguing, passionate encounters in every dark corner of the boat, and the craziness of the circus.
It’s only the beginning of your journey, but before going further, let’s talk about your life on the ship.
SILENT TREATMENT.
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Every morning Buggy wakes you up with a hot brew of your favorite drink, before kissing you on the forehead. He's surprisingly good at being a boyfriend.
However, this morning he must have started the day badly leg because he is really unpleasant to be around, to say politely.
When you wake up he is doing his signature makeup, grumbling.
"Everything's ok Bugs ?' 'mmm.. AH YOU MADE ME MISS MY LINE, FUCK YOU" he screams before leaving the room without even looking at you.
Fine. Someone just earned a day of silent treatment.
Yes this is toxic but you're dating Buggy the clown soooo who is surprised?
He's too self absorbed to notice you're silent treating him at first. 
Start noticing him on a very random subject. "Did anyone see my daggers ? - They're in our room Reddie  - Nobody ? Fine I'll borrow yours then Cabaji."
He starts to freak out about it, trying everything he can to get your attention but since you're very fierce yourself, it kind of  turns in an ego battle.
He ends up putting in place a great show just for you, including Richie carrying his detached head in his mouth and jumping in a ring of fires to place it at your feet where he grins, saying "tadaaaam", his floating hands theatrically gesturing in the air.
Seeing you applauding and cheering he thinks you finally notice him
 But you run to Richie and scratch his ears  "that was amazing Richie ! Good boy !"
Bugs runs into your private quarters after yelling insanities to both you and Richie and lock the door behind him
You knock at the door. "Come on Bugs I'm sorry I was just teasing you"
Finally let you enter and you have to comfort him, telling him his show was great and no you don't prefer Richie to him.
SHANKS
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After a few months he finally trusts you enough to talk about the Shanks topic.
The tattoo on his shoulder was a common tattoo with shanks they made in a bar when they were teenagers. Shanks has a red ball at the same spot, looking like Buggy's nose, alongside with a pink benny hat like the one Bugs used to wear back in time.
After Shanks left him behind, he grabbed a tattoo machine and started scratching his shoulder himself to erase it.
You listen carefully, suddenly conscious of the damages you did leaving him twice. 
He ends the night sobbing, arms around your hips.
"You'll never leave me again Reddie, hu ? - No.  - promised ? - promised."
In the middle of the night you wake up.
He's talking to you with a very soft voice. It’s almost scary how soft he is.
".. so lucky to have you, I love you so much, you're my biggest treasure, I could do everything with you by my side, please never leave me again"
"mmmmm love you too Bugs"
He screams, he was really sure you were asleep
"NO THAT'S FALSE I DON'T LOVE YOU YOU DON'T HAVE ANY PROOF" 
Sends you a pillow on the face and dramatically fall on the floor.
You gently pull him back to the bed, and caress his hairs  "Fine Bugs, I don't-love-you too." 
THE NEW ZORO 
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You miss your former crew sometimes, especially Zoro, who were kind of your bro there. 
One day, you have to work with Cabaji for a dagger throwing sideshow.
He's not very talkative, has partially green hair and deadpan a lot.
"Do you like drinking? - Well, like everyone in this crew, wh... - FINE you will be my new Zoro :D"
He doesn't really understand why but you apparently decided he was your new BFF … ?
Not as good as Zoro for punchlines, tho :(
"Wait, this guy Zoro killed my brother!"
He understands why Buggy loves you. Not that he thinks you're lovable, but you fit him very well.
Actually you kinda look like your captain / lover at some points.
"Oh no there are two of them…"
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AHHHH I ACCIDENTALY PUBLISHED THIS AS IT WAS UNFINISHED I hope nobody saw it ಥ_ಥ See you soon for part V !
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thisisapaige · 17 days
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Tagged by @mercurialkitty. Thanks! This was fun :-)
20 Questions for Writers
1. How many works do you have on AO3? 59
2. What's your total AO3 word count? 645,479
3. What fandoms do you write for? Just Supernatural. I have the brainworms and they are in the shape of Thee One and Only Castiel.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
stay, In Just Saying It, Non Solum, Still Waters Run Deep, Sleeping Together
5. Do you respond to comments? Most of them. I do get kind of overwhelmed (with love and joy) if someone comments on all the chapters as they read, so I'll often reply to their final comment. And if the comments are rude, I ignore them (doesn't happen often, but it has).
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? Thee fic that started it all: Empty Spaces. A bold choice for my first posting, lol. At least I wrote a sequel? :-P
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? Probably Something Blue. I wrapped that up with a bow. As a commenter wrote, "Holy happy ending, Batman!!!!!"
8. Do you get hate on fics? Mmmmm, not sure I'd call it hate but I did have a commenter who wasn't happy with the direction The Angel went in. Thankfully, they figured out the fic wasn't to their tastes and decided to leave halfway through.
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? Yeah. It's fun to write but, whew, very difficult to edit, lol. As for what kind... somewhat-idealized- romantic-everyone-has-a-good-time-and-feels-their-feelings kind of smut, I think. Most of the time... Murder the World was a lot more angsty.
10. Do you write crossovers? Nah. I don't really have the fic bug for other fandoms.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? Not that I'm aware of.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? Yup! A couple in Russian and one in Chinese.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? No. I don't know if I'd be able to. I don't think I'd be a very good partner :-P. I don't even like a beta to look at my stuff 'till the draft is done and I read it though a couple times.
14. What’s your all time favorite ship? It's the DeanCas of it all.
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? The Path of the Righteous Man (my reverse verse fic) is like, my white whale. I keep going back to it and never adding a single word. The block is strong on that one.
16. What are your writing strengths? Introspection and action. Both are sooooo fun.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? Dialogue. UGH. Dialogue. How do people talk? Hell if I know.
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? Sure. My monolingual ass won't, though.
19. First fandom you wrote for? Posted? SPN. Written on loose leaf paper as a tiny child, which has been lost to the ages (thank goodness)? Final Fantasy VII.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written? This is a mean, mean question. I cannot chose one! I cannot! So have a selection (answer subject to change in 30 seconds):
stay for being my fix it that allowed me to continue enjoying the show after that fiasco of an ending.
The Angel for being the fantasy epic I always wanted to write.
insi(de an)d outside for being some of my strongest writing.
Still Waters Run Deep for being my first bang and also because I have prints of the art reafre made and that still blows my mind.
Something Blue because it took me on a very personal journey (and also I just posted it so it's fresh in my mind).
I *could* probably post most of my fic, honesty. I like my stuff. I wrote them for me, after all.
Tagging: @angelcasendgame @hornystiel @wormstacheangel @bloodydeanwinchester if you so chose to participate!
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mondaymelon · 6 months
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*points 🎤 at you* favorite pjsk song/s ? 👀 mine are : at god’s mercy , bitter choco decoration , & self-inflicted colorlessness hehe 🥰
OH. SO MANY!!!
AHEM.
okay its not out on en servers but... the akitoya cover of tokio funka!! absolute bangerrrrr
also. the shinonome siblings singing salamander!! love that song AND the mv is all so MMMMM.
heheheh can you tell who my fave is yet
ohohohohohoh and soudatta! the leadup to the chorus is so funky with all the minor notes and it just sounds real silly and I LOVE SILLY
more. uhm more. okay
milk crown on sonnetica !!!
PHONY!! loved this song sm before it came out so its a given
venom + bug because karikibear is one of my favorite artists!! all of their songs are so damn gooooooooodddd and bug and venom were already some of my favorites sooo
ussewa!! i love hate this song because i keep missing one damn note thats preventing me from fc it and its the same note every single time istg this has happened more than three times already
otome dissection (didnt really know about it at first but a va of a character i like made a cover of it and suddenly all my thoughts have changed!!)
EGO ROCK. THIS SONG IS SO SILLY AND I KNOW THE DANCE TO IT LMAO
ALIEN ALIEN another really siilly song, i like silly songs
k i n g. omg the vocals for this are just so insane
ifuudoudou. ik the lyrics are a lil... mmm, but like. yk that one mv with xiao and albedo and scara dancing to it. i was at a friends house and we played it on loop for like an hour and i danced to it like the silly fella i am. also the first song i fced so like. hhaha
E C H O . OHHHHH THIS IS SUCHA dAM NGOOD SONG I JUST WISH THEY HAD AN AKITOYA COVER OF IT. LIKE 99 PERCENT OF THESE SONGS IVE ALREADy hAd IN MY PLAYLIST WHCIH JUST MADE ME SOOO HYPE ABOUT THEM ADDING THEM TO THE GAME
im writing too much. lemme real quick just dispense a few more
the vampire, BRING IT ON, tale of the eep sea lily, ROKI (MAFU AND SORARU COVER SO L O. S) DarlingDance, villain, bitter choco decoration, world's end dancehall + unknown mother goose + ura-omote lovers + rolling girl because wowaka is a legend, your adventure log has vanished!, law-evading rock because tsukasa swears in it im pretty sure, into the night because mmm. depression, newly edgy idols (I KNOW THE ENTIRE DANCE TO IT. I DO SHIZUKU'S PART) , tondemo wonderz even though my fingers fail to cooperate, lower one's eyes... yeah ill end it here.
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missterious-figure · 8 days
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*mimes adjusting glasses that I do not have*
Mmmmm well actually no :)
I do not believe you are good. Not in the slightest. Admittedly I do not believe in evil either, but I know you are a terrible terrrible bug boy that definitely deserves to be locked away.
I just want to pick at your brain, I want to know about a deeply seeded motivation that you yourself don’t understand. I want to be able to metaphorically walk in your shoes and understand why you act how you do.
But mainly. . . I think I just want to annoy you with profound questions.
But if you would like, I could simplify my physiological questions down to a simple “what’s your favorite color. Have you tried Jellybeans? What flower shines the brightest in the morning sun? Do you like the rain? What’s the tallest tree you’ve climbed? Do you remember your parents? Were they mean? Did you eat your mother after hatching? Do you discard the bones after a meal or suck out the marrow? Can you read? Do you talk to the Fairy often? Did you ever fall in love? Did you know that humans have bred and cultivated entires species of animals to produce excess muscle mass specifically for the slaughter and consumption of their overpopulated masses? Do you eat the wings off of a butterfly? What have you eaten that you thought tasted absolutely disgusting? If I tasted nasty would you still devour me? Or just leave my body to decompose after the torture? Have you tried fish? Have I asked what your favorite flower was? If you could get out of that hole what would be the first thing you do? If you were not venomous would you be disappointed? If you were a caterpillar do you think you would still be a cannibal? Have you eaten a snake before? Have you met a snake? And blah blah blah blah
So on and so forth for as long as I see fit because you are trapped in a cave with a spirit that refuses on anyone letting you free.
(A lot of these are questions I actually am curious of but I choose to be annoying rather than prioritize being answered)
"Ugh... I thought you were never gonna stop talking. Like a cricket going on and on though out the night."
"I do like that you're persistent to keep bug me, little cricket."
"You've got some fire in you."
"Red. Never heard of a jellybean, let alone tried one. Don't know, I don't care for flowers. The rain is fine. The gem tree. Yes, they were delicious. No, they weren't mean. No I ate her when I was much older. I eat my prey bone and all. Alittle bit, kinda of. Maybe. Yes... once. No, but that sounds almost, vaguely, similar to the way some ants farm aphids. Oh, yes the wings are very flaky. Sick worms taste atrocious. No, I'd leave you to rot. Yes, there are plenty of little minnows in the swamp. No, and I don't have a favorite flower. Kill the dumb bitch guarding me. Yes, I'd be disappointed. I think so yes. I have actually. It was only a tiny hatching."
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gobliniguesss · 4 months
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Face Reveal
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westwing19 · 14 days
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Sooo 👀, now that the meta-knights found out about their cute little pink thief, how well is Kirby emotionally adjusting to them? Did he pick any favorites from the bunch or are they all lumped as one whole group of walking cuddles to him (aka each one of them turn into a cuddle bug when seeing the marshmallow orb)?
Mmmmm yes, he was a bit shy to start but I don't see Kirby having any issues warming right up to them all! It'd be a bit gradual I think, starting with that first trio - Axe, Mace and Sailor - being the OG walking cuddle sources, before his adorable-ness quickly infects Javelin, Trident (who I hc in this AU as older) and Vul too. Vul would definitely try to act unaffected until he gets caught feeding him all his tea-time sweets and coddling the little guy, after which he throws away all pretenses lol. Their various interactions would be in line with this post :)
I'd like to think that though Kirby loves everyone in his new family a whole lot, MK remains the dad figure and strikes a good balance of spoiling and disciplining Kirby (this is a metadad AU after all jdfkjdk). He'd do the best job anticipating Kirby's needs the best, and the kid would def notice and appreciate that ^_^
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unloved-cadillac · 1 year
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Everything Exists, Except For You. (Itto x Reader)
In which Arataki Itto loses his memories that include you.
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C/n: I got robbed from having a buff Itto when I saw how good they did Al Haitham’s arms. Fucking REALLY HOYO?!
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Whenever things get quiet around Inazuma city, it’s best to just bask in it. But sometimes, it get too quiet. That could only mean one thing:
The Arataki Gang are up to something.
And of course, they were. Outside of the city, Itto and the gang were hunting onikabuto. Why?
“Because there’s a super important tournament comin up and I HAVE TO WIN, Shinobu!” Itto cries out as his second in command crosses her arms and shakes her head. “Really? Isn’t it enough you have all those onikabuto at home now you want more?”
“Hey, I need fresh blood. Young for the stamina and big for strength.” Itto says as he looks under a rock.
“Boss! We found one!” Genta runs to him with his hands closed. “Lemme see! Lemme see!” Itto says and Genta opens his hands to show the smallest onikabuto ever. “You have got to be kidding me. Really, Genta? I love you man but we’re trying to win a tournament here.” Itto sighs and runs a hand down his face.
Shinobu rolls her eyes. “While you guys hunt bugs, I’m gonna go see if Y/n wants lunch.” Itto widens his eyes at the sound of your name. “Y/n?! Uhhh, damn. I want to come too.” Shinobu shakes her head. “Uh huh. And your precious onikabuto? I saw a big one on that tree over there.” She points behind him and the gang looks. “Gah, tell her I love her but I gotta do this! Let’s go guys.” Itto says and runs to the tree. Shinobu chuckles softly then heads to the city.
Walking through the city, Shinobu hears your voice mixed with another. “And Yoimiya, you gotta understand. This man is my everything but he’s so silly! He does the funniest things even if he hurts himself. That’s the only problem.” You say and Yoimiya chuckles. “You’re so smitten, Y/n. It’s cute.” You blush and scratch your head.
“Y/n! Yoimiya!” Shinobu calls you guys and you turn. “Shin! Hey! Where’s the guys?” You look behind her to see your tall boyfriend not there. “Your precious Oni and his friend are hunting onikabuto again. Some tournament.”
“Oh, I heard about that! The winner gets 180k in mora plus a voucher for the Shin restaurant.” Yoimiya says and you “oooh”
“Anyway, you guys hungry? I was thinking of-“
“SHINOBUUUUU!!! YYYYY/NNNNNN!!!!”
The cries of the voices you’ve come familiar with scream as they run to you. “Genta? Akira? What’s wrong?” Shinobu asks as she waits for them to catch their breaths. “I-it’s the boss. He fell down real bad. Oh, I told him not to climb so high.”
“Yeah, but you know him. Won’t stop until he gets what he wants.”
“Guys,” you interrupt their conversation making them look at you,”what happened to Itto?”
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Mamoru had Itto’s head on his lap as he fanned him. “Wake up boss. Y/n’s on her way. Cmon.” He mumbles but Itto doesn’t. You and the others run to him and you drop down in your knees.
“Itto? Baby? Can you hear me?” You tap his cheek. He doesn’t respond so you place your ear on his chest. Hearts still beating. “Guys, it’s gonna take so much strength but we need to get him to granny Oni.” So, using all their strength, the arataki gang carried their boss to his home where his granny stood outside.
“Oh no. What happened?“ She asks as the lay him down on his bed. The boys explain the situation as the granny examines him. “He’s such an idiot sometimes, my Itto. He has a head injury but luckily not a concussion. He’ll wake up soon.” She looks at you and you sigh in relief.
That night, you slept right by him fanning him occasionally. You kissed his cheek and laid next to him. “Silly little Oni.”
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You woke up first, cleaning up the house with granny Oni. An hour after, you heard groaning coming from the room Itto laid and you called granny Oni to check. She sat on the bed and felt him wake up.
“Itto.” She calls him. “Mmmmm, granny. My head hurts.” He groans. “I know. You hit it pretty hard.”
He slowly gets up and holds his head. “Ugh. Lucky I didn’t chip a horn, huh?” He looks up to see you smiling. He tilts his head. “Uhm, granny. There’s a pretty girl in our house.” He says and she looks at you. “Yes, sweetie. She’s Y/n. Do you..not remember her?” He shakes his head. “I’m your girlfriend, Itto.” You say, sadly.
“Hey, hey. You’re my girlfriend? No way, you’re gorgeous!” He says and your smile reappears. “Im sorry though. I can’t remember. My noggin’s all messed up.”
“Don’t worry. We’ll help you get it back.” You say and kiss his forehead.
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“So he doesn’t remember anything?” Shinobu asks. “He remembers majority of things. Like the gang and stuff but not me, for some reason.” You explain as you watch him and the guys play fight. “Sorry, Y/n. I’ll ask some people to see what they can do.”
“Thanks, Shin.”
“Hey, hey pretty girl.” Itto says and squats down before you. “Hey, hey pretty oni. How’s your head?” You touch him and he smiles. “Better now. The guys want to head to the beach to chill. Come with?” He asks and you nod. “Sure. Take it easy though, okay?” You say and he nods. “Yo! She said yes! Let’s go, boys!” He yells out and the whole gang including you head to the beaches of Inazuma.
It was the same beach Itto took you on your first date with him. He wanted to show you the school of colorful fish that always came by but it turned out to be dangerous fish and Itto had got bitten. Even though he was hurting, you laughed and he laughed with you through the pain.
“Remember that?” You ask him and he scratches his head where his horn poked out. “Not really. I don’t remember coming here all that much.” This made your heart drop. He couldn’t remember one of the most important memories you both shared. The way he softly kissed you after that date and gave you a little onikabuto toy he won from one of the kids.
Itto kissed your forehead before heading to play ball with the boys. You put your knees up to your chest as you softly cried and let your tears flow.
This went on for a while. You took him to important spots in Inazuma where you shared important things with each other and he couldn’t remember any of it. It was like you were completely erased from his memory. He didn’t remember your favorite food, he didn’t remember you telling him about family and vice versa.
He just didn’t remember.
Because of this, you felt like he was a completely different person. He wasn’t happy, but he wasn’t not happy. He didn’t play with his onikabuto anymore, nor his card games. You even tried to ask the Yashiro commissioner if Itto played with him and Ayato said no. It really messed up your mind and now, you don’t know if you could be with him.
“I love him, Granny. But I’m afraid he doesn’t love me back. He can hardly remember me. It’s like we’re strangers all over agin.” You hold your head in your hands and Granny oni rubs your shoulder. “I’m not going to tell you to stay but I’m not going to tell you to leave either. My Itto has changed and if it’s this bad, just do what you think is healthy and best for both of you.“
You lift your head up and look at her with tear filled eyes. Before you could say anything, Itto comes into the house. “Gran, I got your stuff. Oh,” he stops when he sees you, “hey Y/n.” He greets and you quickly wipe your eyes. “Hi, Itto.” You look at Granny Oni and kiss her goodbye. “Where you going?” He asks and you look at him when you stop by the door. “Home. I’m sorry, Itto.” You smile sadly and begin to walk away.
Itto waited for a few minutes when he realized what just happened. “Gran, did she just..?” He asks but before she could answer, he runs after you.
“Y/N!” You hear him calling you but you don’t turn back. “Y/N! Please! Wait!” He yells and you stop. You turn to face him and he stops in his tracks. “What is going on?” He asks and you shake your head.
“Itto, ever since your accident you stopped remembering me. You couldn’t remember our first date, when we said I love you for the first time, when we shared such intimate details about each other that we haven’t told anyone else. And you still couldn’t remember. Itto, I love you. I love you so damn much but you don’t love me.” You smile sadly. “It’s just how things have to be now. You’re…you’re not my Itto. My silly oni who used to make me cry from laughing so much. My silly oni who brought me poison ivy thinking they were flowers. I’m not going to force you anymore.”
Itto remained silent as you spoke your heart and, as much as he hated to admit it, but you were right. He couldn’t remember you no matter how much he tried. You walk up to him and cup his cheek. “I will always, always love you, my one and oni.” You whisper and he stares into your eyes. You laid a gentle kiss on his other cheek then pulled away and walked away from him, leaving Itto with a crack in his heart.
A month later
The tournament for the onikabuto was finally here but the Arataki Gang were no where to be seen. Yoimiya looked around the crowd and she didn’t see you or the gang, making her worry.
Running to their usual hang out spot, Yoimiya saw the Arataki Gang but without their leader. “Hey guys. Why aren’t you at the tournament?” Yoimiya asks and the gang remain quiet. But Akita soon speaks. “The boss hasn’t been himself lately. Since his accident plus Y/n leaving, it’s like he lost himself. We tried everything but nothing jogged his memory. We gave up at this point.” Yoimiya clicks her tongue. “Is he at home?” They nod and Yoimiya heads to the Oni household.
Itto was busy doing pull ups on a rusty bar while Granny Oni was sitting, petting a bird. “Hey, Itto!” Yoimiya yells and he looks at her while continuing his pull ups. “Hey. Yoimiya, right? What’s up?” Yoimiya dismisses the fact he doesn’t remember her and crosses her arms. “That tournament is up. You’re not joining?”
Itto shakes his head. “Nah. Don’t really find the need anymore.”
Yoimiya grinds her teeth. “Alright, listen here Oni! I don’t know what happened to you but you aren’t the Itto I know. The fact that you can’t remember me says enough. Y/n has been worried sick about you and as a matter of fact, all of us have! And now you don’t want to fight Onikabuto?! What the hell, man?!”
Itto stops midway of his pull-up and listens to the firework girl. As he was about to say something, a creak of metal catches his attention but as soon as he was about to let go, the rusty pole cracks and breaks. Itto falls down and hits his head, blacking out.
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“When will this boy learn not to do silly things?” Granny Oni says and Yoimiya grunts. “He’s gonna be alright though, right? I mean he’s been through this before.” Granny oni nods and Itto stirs. “Oh my god.” He grunts out and holds his head. “My head is actually banging. What happened? Where’s Y/n?” Itto asks and Granny Oni and Yoimiya look at each other then back to Itto. “You remember her, sweetie?” Granny asks him and he chuckles softly. “Of course, Gran. She’s my everything. I feel like I haven’t seen her in years. Why? Did something happen?” He asks face contouring in worry.
Granny Oni explains the last three months and Itto couldn’t believe it. “How could this happen? Me not remembering her? Where is she?”
“She’s at home. Hasn’t been the same for a while, Itto.” Before the girls could say anything after, Itto bolts out the dirt and runs.
He ran through Inazuma city and past the river, straight to your home. Tears unintentionally fell from his eyes as he thinks about you. How alone you must’ve felt. How betrayed.
‘You couldn’t remember anything about her, Itto. Like she was wiped from your life.’
“No. No, never.” Itto says and picks up the pace. He found himself at the gate to your house as he looked around for you. “Come on, Y/n. Where are you?” He mumbles to himself as he looks around.
“Itto?”
Your soft voice echos in him as he turns around to see you. God, you looked tragically beautiful to him. Your eyes were swollen, probably from crying. Bags formed underneath them and you got thinner.
“Baby.” He says and you frown. “What?” You say and he walks to you. He stood in front of you for a minute before dropping to his knees. “I’m so sorry, Y/n. I’m so fucking sorry. I don’t know what happened. I blacked out. Then I wake up to news that you left me and..that I couldn’t remember you. I’m so sorry. I do, babe. I remember.”
You gasp softly as you listen to him. The sincerity in his voice made you want to hold him and sink back into him. To go back to normal. But it’s too late. You look down and shake your head.
“I..I need to think.” You softly say and walk past him to go to your house.
Itto quickly got on his feet and turned to you.
“Your favorite flower is the dendrobium. I know because you told me that when we were 16. We sat on the beach when you saw one and I ran to get it for you.” He began and you stopped in your tracks when he spoke.
“Favorite food: literally anything. You love to eat as much as I love to fight onikabuto. I confessed to you through Shinobu because you made me so nervous I turned red whenever you looked at me. I took you to the fanciest restaurant in Inazuma for our first date and cleaned out whatever Mora I had just to see you smile. You kissed me for the first time on the same beach we met, where I also got stung by jellyfish. I got into a fight with a ronin because he was being an asshole to your sister. I didn’t lose, of course. I told you about my parents, how much my mom would have loved you and my dad would be proud of me to get a girl like you. You’re my entire life, Y/n. Everything I am now is because of you. I don’t know what I did the past months, but if it was to the point where I hurt you so deeply where you can’t forgive me, I understand.”
You sighed as you cried your heart out. Itto turned away and wiped his own tears speaking about leaving. He didn’t want to. It would break him and you. But if it’s what you wanted, he’d respect it and leave. As he began to walk away, he felt your arms around his torso as you cried into his back.
“You stupid, stupid Oni!” You scream and he turns in your arms and holds you. “I missed you so much! It broke me not seeing you! I, I couldn’t, I..” you stutter and tumble over your words as you gripped him, afraid he might leave. “No, baby. I’m here. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry.” He picks you up to hold you tighter. “It’s not your fault,” you whisper into his shoulder, “it was just so unforeseen. You forgetting me.”
Itto suddenly puts you down, gets on his knees and holds your hands, “I promise, my love, that I will be so careful from here on out. I can’t risk doing that to you and us not being together.” You smile and move down to him and cup his cheeks. Your thumbs carefully wipes away his tears and you place a kiss on his lips. “I love you, Itto.” “And I love you, Y/n.”
From the bushes, a string of cheers arise. “Boss! You’re back!” Genta says and Itto nods, getting up with you. “Oh thank god,” Shinobu says holding her head, “I was about to knock him out myself.” Itto laughs. Normally he’d back away from Shinobu’s aggression but he just smiled and looked at you. He’d knock some sense into himself if he ever did that again.
The gang tell Itto about the tournament and he looks at you who smiles. “Go get ‘em, One and Oni.” He smiles and begins to run with the gang back to Inazuma city.
Itto made it to the finals and for the first time, luck was on his side. You gave him your lucky onikabuto to use and not did it fight.
As Itto said, it was “only the best and biggest Oni for my girl!”
Weeks passed by and you and Itto found yourselves back at the beach. “I really didn’t remember huh?” He asks after a silence. You look at him and click your tongue. “Babe, it’s okay. It’s over. You’re back.”
“How can I, Y/n? You were left alone. I vowed to never do that!” He yells and punches the rock you both sat on, making you both fall on your asses.
“Firstly, ow. Secondly, you see this?” You point to his Vision. Itto nods. “This was given to special people. People with a greater goal and such a passion for life. You think Morax gave you this because he just does? No. He gave it to you for a reason. Don’t ever give up. On whatever you set your mind and heart on. You will never leave me again, know why? Cause unlike the last time, I’m fight a bit harder for us. I vow that if this has to happen again, I will not rest until I make you mine again. I promise.”
As the last two words left your mouth, a bright light emitted from you for a few seconds then disappeared. “What was that?” You ask and Itto looks at you, searching for something. “There! On your right hip, babe!”
A Vision.
You and Itto admire it for a while before you look back at him. “See? That’s how much I mean it.” Itto smirks, grabs you and gets up twirling you around, laughing. “YOU HAVE A VISION BABY!” He screams and you join him in laughing.
Love. It’s a funny, amazing, tragic and confusing thing. So confusing, that the Gods envy humans for feeling such a strong emotion. And when they feel such a strong emotion emitting from a human, a mortal thing at that, they gift a Vision. Proof of love.
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“Proud Itto main since December 2021. I love him.”
🖤🤍Thanks for reading🤍🖤
-Caddy.
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jordie-gvf · 1 year
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to be loved, josh
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this is my first full blown "good" fic. constructive criticism is very much appreciated!
warnings - sickness, language, pregnancy, fluff to angst to fluff, josh being a passenger princess
wc - 2,718
enjoy!
You had awoken to the absence of your husband in your shared bed. The light in the bathroom had attracted your gaze and the sudden sound of josh coughing had gotten you up out of bed. You walked over to the bathroom to see him huddled over the toilet, sweat running down his back, and his face as white as a ghost. As soon as he looked at you, you quickly rushed over to the sink, got a washcloth, soaked it with water, and put it on the back of his neck. 
“Josh, you’ve been like this for a week now and you're not getting better. You have to go to the doctor. I’ll set you up an appointment in the morning.” You had told him in a stern voice. 
He had looked at you with an “I know and I'm sorry” look on his face, and you couldn't help but kiss him on the forehead. “I don't know what's wrong with me. I felt fine yesterday, but -.” He went to finish his sentence but soon started to cough. “Yeah well you're not fine right now, you will go to the doctors tomorrow, and I will be going with you. And that is final.”. Soon after, you had asked him, “Do you feel any better? Do you think you can make it back to bed?” and he nodded his head and said “Yeah that cold towel helped, thanks bug.”. You had kissed him on the forehead and welcomed him with open arms. “No, don't hug me, I don't want to get you sick.” and he pushed you away. You looked at him and told him, “Right now, getting sick is the least of my worries. Come on, let's get you to bed.” He had smiled at the thought of you being his personal nurse. When he got into bed, you looked at Josh and murmured, “be right back” and immediately went into the cabinet under the sink. You grabbed the thermometer and some NyQuil. When you walked back into the room, you knew he was regular Josh. “Nuh-uh. I'm not drinking that shit. Tastes like battery acid.” you laughed and said, “And you know what battery acid tastes like, how?” He looked at you seriously. “I'm serious Y/N. I'd rather suffer than drink that crap. Do you know how bad that is for you? You can't make me”. Such a theater kid, you thought. “Fine, suffer all night, I’ll be on the couch”. That last sentence alone, made him get up out of bed, and walk after you. “I'll drink it as long as you promise to sleep in here with me. I don't want to be alone.”
You had gotten in and he laid right on your chest and curled up. “Can you play with my hair?” He had asked in a very soft voice, and you immediately complied. He had fallen asleep soon after and you listened to the sound of his soft snores and you slowly fell asleep.
When you woke up and looked at the clock and it said “7:37” and slowly got up out of bed, trying not to wake the sleeping bear, grabbed your phone and scheduled him in with your physician. 
Whenever you were sick, Josh had made it his duty to cook your favorite meals the entire time you were sick. So this morning, after the appointment was scheduled, you had made him your special homemade french toast, eggs, and bacon. Once you had completed his breakfast, you ever so carefully went upstairs to go wake Josh up. 
You sat next to him and looked at him as he slept peacefully. You slowly stroked the side of his head and kissed his injured ear. 
“Josh baby, wake up, I made you some breakfast.”. In response, you received an, “Mmmmm I don't want to, not yet. Can you lay with me?”
You can’t pass up a cuddle session with Josh, you obliged and laid down next to him. He put his head on your chest and you rubbed the side of his head. You started hearing soft snores come out of his mouth. You didn't want to wake him up again, but his food was getting cold. 
“Josh, come on, there's a fresh mug of tea for you.”. He slowly opened his eyes and flashed those beautiful brown eyes at you. “Fine I’ll get up, just give me a kiss first.”
You gave him a meaningful kiss and looked back into his eyes and said, “Alright, come on, you’ve got food downstairs.”. He slowly got up and made his way down the stairs in front of you. 
He took one look at the kitchen table and saw the food you made him. He turned around and said, “God I am so in love with you.” and kissed you. Once he sat down, you brought him a mug of his favorite chamomile tea. You passed him the mug and he said, “Thank you mama. I have no idea what I'd do without you.” You smiled at him and held his hand. “You have a doctor's appointment today at 3:00 with Dr. Sandlin”
Once he finished his breakfast and his tea, you grabbed his plate and started on the dishes. “Go upstairs and take a hot shower, when I’m done here I will put clothes out for you.”. He got up from the table and said, “Yes mom.” in his own little snarky way. He trudged upstairs as you finished the dishes. You went upstairs and laid out his favorite outfit to wear, a white long sleeve shirt, khaki pants, with some socks and underwear. You heard the water shut off and he came out with his hairbrush. Knowing exactly what he wanted, you led him to your makeup chair and sat him down and brushed his curly locks. Seeing as you both had curly hair, you put a little curl cream in his hair, just to bring life back.
He spinned around in the chair to face you and hugged your waist and kissed your belly. “Daddy loves you so much Bluebelle Ann”, he whispered to his daughter through your pregnant belly. 
Suddenly, 2:00pm rolls around. Josh is asleep on the couch. Knowing he is late to almost everything, you decide to go wake him up. “Josh, it's 2:00, you should start leaving now.” As he stirs awake, he looks at you and says “Will you come with me? I don't want to leave my girls alone”. You looked at him and said “Of course I will go with you.” He slowly got up and grabbed your hand. He walked to the door with you and grabbed your purse for you, seeing as he always carries your purse for you. 
You walked to the car and opened up the passenger door for him. “What am I, your passenger princess?” You laughed and responded with, “You are a passenger princess aren't you? Always getting me to drive you places.” and he laughed. 
You got in the driver side of your car and started it. He put his hand on your belly and rubbed it for you, you always complain about it. When you pulled into the doctor's office, you looked at the time, 2:45. You told him to stay right there in the car. You got out and walked in, checked him in and got him a mask. You brought the mask out of the car and instructed him to put it on. He got out of the car and you grabbed his hand. He looked at you funny and said, “You're coming in?”, you looked at him confused and said, “Yeah, unless you don't want me to, I won't” and you let his hand go. He quickly grabbed your hand and said, “Don't even think about it.” and you walked inside hand in hand.
You sat down together and waited until he got called back. The door to the exam rooms opened and you heard a “Josh Kiszka” and you both stood up and walked to the door. They lead you back into a room and a nurse came in to take his vitals. She said “Everything looks good. The doctor will be in soon.” We waited for about five minutes until Dr. Sandlin came into the room. “ Hi Y/N, this must be your husband, Josh. Why are you in today, what seems to be the problem?” He took a long sigh and said, “Well I’m a musician and a few weeks ago I ruptured my eardrum, so I think that may be the root of the problem. I felt very nauseous yesterday and last night I threw up, my fever broke yesterday, I just can't figure it out”
She looked at him and said, “It sounds like an inner ear infection. When you ruptured your ear, if it wasn't taken care of as soon as it happened, it most likely caused this. Can I look in your ear really quick, it won't hurt”. She grabbed the otoscope and looked in his left ear. No sooner did she place the otoscope on the outside of his ear, she said “Oh yeah, that's an ear infection. A pretty bad one.” She took the device away and he placed his head on your shoulder. “I am going to prescribe you amoxicillin and cortisporin. It will heal the inner ear and the ruptured eardrum.”. As soon as she said those words, his face lit up. “Thank you so much, I’ve just been in so much pain.” She looked at him and smiled, “You’re welcome Josh”, then Dr Sandlin looked at you. “When is the little bugger due?”, you responded with “April 3rd, which is also his brother's birthday. He's very excited that he gets his first niece for his birthday”. She smiled and said, “Aw, how sweet. Congratulations guys.” 
Once you checked out and Dr. Sandlin put in the prescription, you went straight home, as Josh started to fall asleep in the passenger seat with your purse as his pillow. You sadly had to wake him up, you were approaching the house, and he can't just sleep in the car. You nudged him slightly and he shot up. “We’re already home?”, he groaned. You smiled and said, “Yes love, we're home. Come on, I’ll get some tea going for you.”. He ever so slowly got out of the car and trudged his way to the door, purse on his shoulder. When he walked in, he took a deep inhale, then exhaled and sighed. What is he, 80?, you thought. He went over the coat rack and hung up his jacket while you went to the kitchen. “Uh where are you going?” He questioned. “To go make you tea”. You said back. “You just drove 45 minutes to and from a doctor's appointment for me, at least let me hang up your jacket.” He came over and grabbed your coat off your shoulders and hung it up.
He made his way to the couch and took his shoes off before putting his feet onto the ottoman. You made your way over with his tea and sat down with him. You looked at him with all seriousness and said, “I fucking told you to take care of your damn ear when it happened, Joshua.”. He looked at you with a look of shock. “So this is my fault now? You think I wanted this to happen? I didn't want to cancel shows left and right just because of a little ear pain. Sorry I didnt listen to every fucking thing you said.”. He got up with his mug and went into the bedroom. You, never walking away from trouble, followed him upstairs. “I never once said it was your fault! All I said was to take care of your ear sooner. Sorry for being a concerned wife.”, you walked out of the room, grabbed your car keys and your purse and got in the car. You drove straight to the store, got some chocolate ice cream, and went straight to your best friend's house.
You walked up to their door and did the secret knock. They answered the door with excitement. “Y/N? Bitch, what's wrong? You look depressed as all hell.”, “Yeah well when your husband yells at you for caring about him, you'd be depressed too.” They looked at you with a sad face. “Oh god. Please come in.”.
You walked in and sat on the couch. Trin brought over two spoons and said, “I just assumed we were not going to use bowls, so I brought over spoons.”, you smiled at them and said, “yeah, you'd be correct”. They handed over a wine bottle and offered you some. “Cant. Pregnant”. They looked at you with astonishment. “You whore. You didn't tell me you were pregnant! When are you due? What's the gender? What's the name?” You looked at them and laughed. “Well, I'm due April 3rd, Sammys birthday. It's a girl, and we decided on Bluebelle Ann.”. That's when the waterworks started. “My middle name is Ann, are you naming your child after me?”, you nodded. They started sobbing and saying, “That's the best thing someones ever done. Thank you.”, you sat there and hugged for at least five minutes. Trin started to question what Josh had done. You had to explain everything.
“Wow, your husband's kind of an asshole.”
“He has his moments.”
Bzz Bzz
Your phone started to ring. You looked at the message.
little lover
Where the fuck are you?
It's late. Get your ass home
You scoffed at his message and showed Trin. “So demanding of my husband”. Trin laughed and said, “You probably should go home, it is pretty late.”. You agreed and made your way to the door to get all your stuff. “Fine, I guess I can go. But he's not getting a response. Bye, I love you, I'll let you know how it goes. Keep the ice cream. Fuck it, im getting McDonalds on the way home.”. Trin smiled and led you out to your car. You had always enjoyed having Trin as a friend. They were always so caring and always there.
You pulled into McDonalds and ordered a 10 piece chicken mcnugget meal with ranch and an oreo mcflurry, finally, a day where the ice cream machine wasn't broken. Being the good wife you are, you got Josh a McFlurry too. You paid and made your way back home. When you were approaching the house, you saw him sitting outside on the front porch. When he sees your car, he runs up the driver side door, opens it, and embraces you tightly before you can even turn the car off. “Don't you ever do that again. You scared me half to death.”, he said, very upset. You hugged him back, and handed him his m&m mcflurry. “I got you a McFlurry”. You went inside the house and put your purse down. You walked over to the kitchen table, set your food down, and got a glass of water. He unpacked the McDonalds bag, stealing a fry in the process. You walked back over to the kitchen table and sat next to him. “I shouldnt of yelled at you, love. I'm sorry.”, he said apologetically. You smiled at him and said, “I never meant to accuse you of anything, and I am sorry that you felt that way.” 
You finished your food and looked at the clock, 11:31pm. Damn, it was pretty late. You cleaned up as Josh went upstairs to go “do something” as he called it. When you went upstairs, you saw your favorite pajamas on your bed, an old tshirt and underwear. “The shower is warming up, figured you would want one after today”, you smiled and sent him a “thank you”. He made his way to the turntable in your room and played Jackie Wilson, To Be Loved, your wedding song. You got out of the well-needed shower, did skincare, put on your jammies, and put your hair up. You walked out of the bathroom to find Josh asleep on the bed. You went to his side of the bed and kissed him goodnight. 
My god, did you love him.
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thefrogdalorian · 24 days
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Hi Spud!
Forgive me for not knowing where in the world you're from, but here in merry old England 'spud' means potato.
So, what is your favourite way to eat them and what do you think is Din Djarin's?
Love, El
Hello El!
This is an incredible question, thanks for sending it!
Snap, same here... although not sure I'd call it merry. Definitely old though! The reference to potatoes is actually how I got this nickname hehe. I would pretty much always order the same thing from the canteen during lunch in High School so the name Spud kind of stuck. There is a story behind the name and it is linked to my undying love of potatoes hahah🥔
So personally, I have to go with the humble jacket potato, since that is the specific genre of potato that earned me this nickname hehe! So many tasty ways to eat them. So filling and hearty. Especially in winter mmmmm. I'm drooling.
As for our beloved buckethead... I feel like when Din is on the move, soaring across the galaxy from job to job he probably just wants something quick and easy. So I feel like he maybe mashed potatoes since they're pretty low effort and he can eat them quickly. Or even suck them up with some kind of straw so he doesn't even have to remove his helmet. He's all about maximum efficiency.
Now that he has more time in the cabin on Nevarro though, I reckon he branches out his culinary skills. Maybe attempting potatoes au gratin or something a little fancy like that. Probably burns down the kitchen several times when he takes the recipe's instruction to brown them to the extreme but leave him alone! He's trying his best!
(Also, you didn't ask but Grogu's favourite is definitely tornado potatoes. These things look like they're straight out of Star Wars as it is! I can definitely imagine him bugging Din and looking at him with his big brown eyes until Din caves and buys him one. I ate them as street food in China and they're delicious. Haven't found them here yet though sadly!)
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heartburstings · 1 month
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list of pokemon i would eat. u guys like dunmeshi now so u can't judge me for thinking abt eating pocket freaking monsters. or do idc. u can also join in this fun imagination game with me by going to bulbapedia and clicking on any pokemon and looking at the biology and pokedex sections <3
you would think farfetch'd but farfetch'd is endangered from too many people eating it. so i wouldn't. but if it wasn't endangered i would eat it. it comes with its own vegetable for chrissakes c'monnn
paras. its mushrooms have medicinal properties also it's not a crab it's a bug so i can eat it. its body is perfectly proportioned w mushroom n meat. you would think i would choose parasect over paras but i would not. paras is easier to defeat and more abundant too. and parasect is like 90% mushroom. i would kill a parasect if i was really low on veggies i guess. or if i was having a hotpot
shellder. you cook that sucker up and you can pull him out the shell by the tongue mmmmm. i just think it'd be a really fun experience (<- this guy just recently found out he is not allergic to shellfish)
on that note none of the crab pokemon. these are the easy options but i am allergic.
the vanillite evolution chain. i don't care. put syrup and/or chocolate on them due to no flavor tho.
i would not eat a happiny evolution chain egg. they need those. if the pokemon were dead with the egg though then i maybe would. i don't know that feels like a lot of protein. hotpot dish?
froakie evolution chain. i don't care i love frog legs
tropius for the fruits. the body is humongous i would not eat that. holiday feast if it died though
stantler. its tail is huge i imagine it to have the same consistency as a duck's heart but large and sliceable and chewable for longer. and even if it isn't its tail is huge. i am so curious.
slowking. i would use his crown as a soup container like how some people use crab shells for presentation. but it's not presentation bc upside down it is perhaps the most unstable bowl ever. you would need to set it up to stay stable over a fire and you could hotpot it. same goes for slowbro ig. i would not eat them without a lot of veggies and stuff tho.
i would have a pokemon that knows scald btw. make cooking go faster by already having boiled water. that's just a free tip from me for you to be able to never use ever at all.
hoppip and skiploom. living salad . "but wynn isn't every grass type a living salad?" that's dangerous talk. budew evolution line for example would definitely kill you if you ate it without being careful. hoppip is plentiful and seems to spawn/live in groups however.
for that matter i think the more flowery pokemon would make a really pretty and good salad. flabebe's pollen (which makes up its crown) for example has medicinal properties. check if its flower is edible tho. also floette's flower is thought to have terrifying power which sounds dangerous so don't eat that. for that matter don't eat anything further along the flabebe evolution line i think it's too life risky to be worth it. and you can't even eat their flowers. comfey's flower ring (the flower ring is not part of its body). you could eat comfey itself but like... you get a forever flower salad. its vine is canonically highly nutritious and the flowers gain healing effects. you should not eat comfey salad when in caves or other flowerless areas tho bc it gets nervy without a flower ring.
similarly slowpoke tails grow back plus they secrete a sweet sappy substance. so.
fire type pokemon are complicated. sometimes their internal temperature is canonically definitely hot enough to cook it alive so i think you should assume you can't really cook it? is it just forever raw? i assume they CAN be eaten because you can't tell me scovillains don't get snacked on in the wild. but are they edible for humans??? anyway i'd eat a scovillain. only part of it though i'd save most of it cos yum spice. i'd use the whole head or perhaps even both the heads for a hotpot tho. a lot of pokemon are huge and eating them would logically usually be a group endeavor.
tangela. its tentacles are canonically said to have a refreshing flavor and scent and its vines are used as herbs. this probably means that they grow on/around tangela and are not actually part of tangela esp since the vines snap off easily if grabbed so it can run away. would probably go well with comfey flowers.
shuckle produces juices by storing berries (well any organic materials but mostly berries) in its shell and you best believe i am going to have The Blender Turtle on my team. especially if one of my pokemon has the pickup ability??? come on bro
i would not eat a rotom btw but i would have the fridge form rotom for preserving food. "oh wynn what about the one that's a microwave oven?" you don't even need fire type pokemon to start a fire and you want me to have a portable freaking oven when i can have a fridge? a fridge that will never break down? that is somehow both portable and large? would YOU give that up if you were traveling? be so honest. of course if something in the fridge itself gets problems somehow--esp the "special motor" which brings about the change in rotom (rotom can only possess/change specific appliances; the washing machine model that rotom possesses for example has been discontinued and the price has skyrocketed, which is so weird you'd think washing machine companies would start making a rotom compatible washing machine the same way we have electric washing machines? even if folks don't put a rotom in it they can still sell it while also appealing to trainers? idfk), so if that breaks you're definitely paying probably a lot to replace any parts. (<- this guy is normal about household appliances.)
i would eat a legendary any legendary. wynnie don't care.
lotad. it comes with its own vegetable and it gathers around lakes with good quality water so if i see it i know the water there is safe to drink and consume too.
azurill evolution line. the ball on its tail is packed with nutrients as an azurill, and full of oil as a marill and presumably as an azumarill. these will therefore play different roles in cooking but is valuable info nonetheless.
swablu evolution line would be soooooo aesthetic. don't make soup with them tho bc if the wings are in water too long they lose their fluffiness. they'd still be edible they just wouldn't be as aesthetic.
cherubi evolution line. self explanatory. it's freaking berries
applin evolution line. also self explanatory. it's freaking apples. u have to be careful with flapple of course (its cheeks store acid capable of corroding metal) but still.
ok one more. cramorant. esp cramorant gorging form (i am allergic to gulping form)
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