#mislabelling

[catliketread]

Marcel Broodthaers, “The Farm Animals” (detail), 1974

#cows #Broodthaers #Marcel Broodthaers #mislabelling #taxonomy #surrealism #belgian surrealism #cars #farm animals #landrovers #austins #rolls royces #mercedes #volkwagens #bmws #Citeon 2CVs #simcas #Renault 4ls #chevorlets #cadillacs #chrystlers #maseratis #fiats #jeeps

[syoddeye]

more reading recs

because one post isn't enough. we are hashtag blessed with fic.

as requested, i've highlighted fics with noncon and/or dubcon elements in orange. beyond that, you are responsible for reading tags, warnings, and summaries.

pairings are indicated, although these may change or may not be established yet.

there is no method to this madness, no specific order. these are listed here as my brain remembered them.

i've checked all the links maybe three times, if they're broken, i blame tumblr's formatting.

without further ado...

Slasher Handler by @dragonnarrative-writes - Ghost x Reader

"Simon does serial killer things. What a rascal!" Another fantastically written Simon, with wonderful dashes of Gaz and Price. It's put the term 'romance knives' in my vocabulary. There are many quotable bits and moments that made my blood run cold with how normal the ~situation~ feels, but everything has to be experienced firsthand.

The Far Shore by @deadbranch - Soap x Reader

DB's fic collection is rich, and The Far Shore is no different. I fucking loved Pacific Rim, so when I saw her first mention a PR AU, I did imaginary backflips. DB's Readers are some of my favorites because of how complex and realistic they feel, and when combined with the visceral depth of the neural handshake AND Soap? Compelling. The dynamic between them is fascinating. I almost can't wait for it to be finished so I can go back and dissect it.

Falling into Place by @mortuarywriting

Morg's brought the first COD Isekai AU I've read, like a little treat, with A/B/O to boot. The first chapter hooked me and cracked me up. Their dialogue reads so well, it truly feels like I got sucked into the universe. The panicked ramblings, the over-explanation, the 'oh shit, we don't even have a shared cultural touchstone' moments. I cannot wait for more.

Carvings by @femalefemur - Price x Reader

Cyn's got this amazing thing going on called 'Top Quality Worms' where she takes me by the hand and leads me down a rabbit hole I didn't know I'd find so cozy. Carvings is one piece from her incredible list, featuring a bloody, possessive Captain Price. Somehow, out of this entire piece, Price snapping a pen really did it for me. Did someone say loss of control? Oh no, not my kryptonite!

Under Your Spell by @groguspicklejar - Gaz x Reader x Soap

This fic had me at the pairing tag. Lured me right in. No hope for me, and I'm not mad about it. The way Gaz and Soap play off of each other in Under Your Spell is spine-tingling in more ways than one. The definition of scaroused. Kelsi writes a wonderful Gaz. The first two paragraphs in part two, Split My Skin, describe him perfectly to me.

Chokehold by @ccrites - Soap x Reader

Chokehold is a chef's kiss read. Starts off as a cute and sweet gym read, and uh, well, it does get sweeter, in a way. Without spoiling anything, there is a brief cab ride that made me take a lap before things got really going for Reader. CC's Soap is a delightful tease that is tender all at the same time. I'd join his gym in a heartbeat.

Knight/Princess AU by @a-small-writer-in-a-big-world - Price x Reader

I've read and re-read this AU series a dozen times. It's so gd cute, I might need to see the dentist about how it's rotting my teeth. Seriously, it makes ME want to be a princess. Specifically Price's princess. Bear writes such a sweet and gruff Price, catch me holding a hand over my heart and just sighing. I'm also a big fan of multiple POVs and the insight into each character.

Martyr in the Making by @eilidh-eternal - Ghost x Reader

I had a tattoo touch-up the other day, and while waiting, I thought about this fic: the dream and nightmare of being tattooed by Simon and the rest of the 141. It's a dream for obvious reasons (probably unhealthy for me) and a nightmare because of, well, you'll have to read the story. Getting a tattoo can be such an intimate experience. You put yourself into someone's care and get something permanently etched onto your body. When Reader sits for Simon, you're right there with her, the two of you on an altar.

Liquid Smooth by @cordeliawhohung - Gaz x Reader

Bodyguard!Gaz save me, save me, bodyguard!Gaz. Ugh, Gaz is fucking incredible in every flavor, but there is something that hits different about the guy when he's flexing those 'VIP protection' skills. There are several tiny moments in Liquid Smooth that made me audibly whisper, "God, I wish that were me." If you have a conifer tree allergy, you might not be able to handle the god-tier pining. (I'll see myself out.)

pornstar!Gaz by @cordeliawhohung - Gaz x Reader

Gotta include the series that I drop everything for whenever I see an update. Another fantastic depiction of best man Kyle Gaz Garrick. The charm, the jealousy, the care...My personal favorite installments are Whispers and Threesomes.

plus size puppygirl!reader / Simon & Reader / Punishment by @secretsynthetic - Price x Reader x Ghost

Ghost gets his Captain a puppy, and Synth gives us a tasty Price x Reader x Ghost story. I've linked the intro and a Simon x Reader snippet, but my personal favorite is Punishment. Punishment is a deeper dive into Price the disciplinarian: "how the hell do i get a mutt like you to fuckin’ listen?" I'd gush about it, but again, this is another one to read and experience firsthand. One of my favorite recent explorations of a PriceGhost dynamic.

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i'll probably cobble another one of these together in may 2024. my fic backlog is something else. i blame it on all the massive talent. mwah.

#sy fic recs #fic recs #i am a deeply corny person so we're gonna roll with my bad jokes and declarations of love and admiration if that's cool #if there's a typo i'm going to lose it #authors if i've mislabeled please let me know!! #dropping this like a bird at the door and skittering

[beastmode-daily]

Werewolf day's back! Stayed up too late and started getting weird. Making this helped.

🎆Plus, it's been 50 days of daily beasts! 🎆

#monsters #monster art #artists on tumblr #werewolf #werewolves #lycanthrope #dailybeast 50 #also I mislabeled yesterday's as 48 again. Whoops!

[mordcore]

*as a tomboy/butch/gnc/intersex woman*: youre not a real woman

"ok youre right im not a woman im trans now": you'll always be a woman

#transandrophobia #not the only bigotry at play of course but i saw a post calling this transmisogyny and i was like... if that's what transmisogyny means we #can just use the word transphobia at this point. but you didn't so im gonna say that it was mislabelled. #disc horse #anyway yea tho point is that you cant win

[axlonerine]

Just a friendly reminder. Q!Jaiden and Q!Foolish are not. I repeat. ARE NOT. Pro-Federation. Neither of them are, and if you still think q!Foolish is, then you're falling for the act he's putting on.

In q!Jaiden's case, she has stated multiple times that she HATES the federation and doesn't trust them. She only trusts Cucurucho and is aware that she might be being manipulated. She has said herself that "For the greater good of everyone on the island, I need Cucurucho to still think that I trust him so he can trust me."

I'm just sick of yall thinking that they're Pro-Federation when they both stated that they aren't.

#q!jaiden #q!foolish #qsmp #qsmp jaiden #qsmp foolish #i swear #im sick and tired of yall mislabeling them

[peachdoxie]

It's interesting to me when people tag fanart as "gore" and it's like, a few bleeding cuts and some bruises on a cartoon character, because when I think of gore I'm imagining like, detailed art of massive necrotic wounds, eyeballs out of the skull hanging by strands of tissue, third degree burns, disembowelment. I'm not sure what this says about me as a person.

#if it can be shown in a pg movie then i don't think it really counts as gore #but my tolerance for gore is not everyone's tolerance for gore so even if i think it's mislabeled im not going to bother people about it #anecdotes by peachdoxie

[despazito]

#i admire your passion to save dogs but mislabeling breeds hurts them!

[lover-of-mine]

Another controversial opinion I have is that I legit hate the whole Buck fell too early take. I feel like where we're at right now, arguing that Buck had anything other than a strong admiration/crush on the hot coworker he chose to ignore because he has intimacy issues and didn't want to mess up the friendship he had going once he got to know Eddie, and then never looked at it again because he sucks at identifying emotions, you have to end up arguing the fact that Buck is actually over Eddie, because Buck would never date someone while actively in love with someone else, because he has a whole thing about people who are not all the way in, so he would never actively put himself in that position. I think Buck doesn't have enough awareness of his own feelings to realize he's in love with Eddie.

#i also dont even think he would be able to see the whole crush as crush amist the abby drama #dude doesnt know #and to be the one who fell first you need to have a level of awareness of your own feelings that buck just doesn't have #you cant argue buck as having this awareness anymore #because yes his emotions are an open cabinet but everything is mislabeled #controversial take of the week i guess #buddie thoughts #911

[leonw4nter]

My Daddy Forever, You’ll Always Be

ID!Leon + GN!Child

Dad suffered a lot. Uncle Chris or Aunt Claire tells me just how much he suffered and how he continues to suffer. No one had to tell me that my dad pushed all the suffering back and didn’t feel into them just to take care of me, even when the scrape on my knee was nothing compared to the fracture in his collarbone or the swelling of his eye. I do my best to be there for him, reminding him to celebrate birthdays or find happiness in the mundane like coloring books but I guess even that isn’t enough to fill the mom-shaped hole she left in his heart. No one’s going to fit in there, not even me, and I don’t think dad wants anyone to fill it in and that’s okay because I have a mom-shaped hole in my heart too, even if I only know how mom looks based on pictures in the frames and photo albums dad loved to look at.

On every birthday he has, we always prepare two candles– one for him and one for mom, even if they don’t share a birthday (they’re six months apart). Dad always sadly sighs when he blows out her candle; I think he hates doing that. I hate observing that though they were born a few months apart, they’re even more apart now that one of them is still on Earth while the other is in heaven now. Despite the fact that I sort of killed mom by being born fussy, Dad still loves me and does his best to be present in my life. He knows which dresses to buy and doesn’t mind wearing make up, even when the lipstick is smeared or if some powder got into his eyes. Sometimes I think he’s trying to make up by treating me well because I look like the splitting image of my mom and he’s trying to suppress the guilt every time he sees me but I don’t mind; he lost a woman who’s been around in his life longer than I have been. He lets me sleep in his and mom’s room sometimes, letting me sleep in what he said was her side of the bed. If we both couldn’t sleep, he could talk about anything and everything but her. There was one time where I told him that my classmate’s mom remarried after her dad died in service and that she was happy and I asked him if that would make him happier.

“Marriage is how you know that your love persevered through tough times. A second marriage is proof of how you were willing to give yourself another chance to love. I don’t think I can marry again because I know I won’t be able to love someone else as much as I fiercely love your mother,” was all he said before I turned to face him, his chest shaking slightly and tears streamed down his stubbly cheek. I apologized to him and quietly promised that I won’t ever make dad cry again and that I would do my best to make sure dad stayed happy.

Dad isn’t very keen on writing; he’d much rather install a tile and get dirt underneath nails he maintained than write on several pieces of paper back to back but I notice that he began buying stationery in order to write letters but those letters were never sent. He keeps them in a womens’ shoe box and occasionally takes a letter out to read as he quietly cries to himself. On the night of what would be five years since mom left us, I woke up in the middle of the night to find dad’s side of the bed empty. I got up and saw him sitting on the floor as he hugged the shoe box close to his chest.

“Will we ever see each other again? How long until you’ll come back to me and our daughter?” was what I heard as he continued to cry. I have heard Dad cry but never as gut-wrenching as this. I continued to watch him cry, tears of my own spilling and I felt bad for him. Aunt Claire told me that dad never showed fear when he was at work, shooting and defeating the bad guys but whenever he looked at me, there would always be a small tinge of fear in his eyes. She said that he just didn’t want me to see the world the way he saw it, whatever that meant. I couldn’t take it and I ended up sobbing, maybe as hard as dad did. He heard me and got up, walking over to where I was hiding. He lifted me and hugged me tight, pressing kisses to my hair and repeatedly apologizing for being a little too loud when I was sleeping. If only Dad saw that he had nothing to apologize for but how could he see that when the splitting image of his wife is me and my face reminds him of what he gained and lost on that day?

I hope Dad doesn’t beat himself up for losing what he had left of mom. I hope he doesn’t feel sad whenever he sees another dad with his wife bonding with their daughter in a park. I hope he doesn’t cry whenever it’s his birthday and he pokes a third candle into his cake. I hope he doesn’t consider himself a bad father because I would rather live a short life with dad than a long life without him. It made me sad how dad would never see me in a wedding gown and would probably never walk me down the aisle or have our daddy-daughter dance; after we watched the movie Father of the Bride and seeing dad get all emotional about it, it kind of made me a little happy to image dad being so excited for me. I hope he will be kind to himself and let himself experience happiness. I hope that God would let me be reborn as dad’s best friend so I can help him get through what he went through. He would’ve been a pleasure to walk to school with. Hmm. Maybe he’d be the type to remind the teacher of homework.

NOTE - Sorry for dropping this short and mid ass fic, I just had to hop on my computer and write this one bc I came across this one wedding tiktok where the dad sees his daughter who's getting married for the first time and I cried then suddenly remembered I wrote an angsty fic where Leon's kid dies and I decided to add this as the kid's POV. I was too sad okay I just HAD to write one up but looking back at it, now that I'm not that sad, it's actually... ehh. A for effort, I guess. Anyways, that's it and thank you SOOOOOO much for reading my fics, it means a lot to me :) I <33333 UUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!

The dividers are from @saradika , the images are made by me (sourced from Pinterest).

#leon kennedy #resident evil #leon scott kennedy #leon s kennedy #biohazard #leon kennedy angst #dad leon s kennedy #leon kennedy dad #leon x reader #angst #light angst #resident evil angst #resident evil infinite darkness #infinite darkness leon #yall i chose mislabelled this as “death island” at first so yeah im sorry for the confusion :')

[demongrunge]

the royal unova’s gift shop sells some pretty weird stuff

#theyre mislabeled for a more authentic shopping experience #seamas #submas #mine

[lazycranberrydoodles]

this barbie is jumping on the bandwagon

follow for more hualian in places they shouldn't be

#i apologize i mislabeled them as kens. they are wayy too interesting to be kens. #art #digital art #my art #tgcf #this barbie #barbie movie #mxtx #hua cheng #xie lian #hualian #tian guan ci fu #heaven official’s blessing #tgcf shitpost #this barbie meme

[fagidarity]

every day i feel like i’m fighting for my life against the qsmp wiki admins. if it’s not one mislabeled relationship it’s another

#.txt #calling slime and mike ‘supposed brothers’ when they’ve both said it multiple times #and it is like Confirmed canon #mislabelling slime and mariana’s relationship because of a few jokes based on the fact mari hasn’t logged on in a while #‘te amo /p’ #literally just copy pasting quackity’s relationship with tilín over to slimes page and changing one word #(srsly why did they do that) #there’s probably tons more i’ve missed on pages i don’t look at as much #does anyone wanna start a miraheze wiki with me

[cyrsed]

Otherwyrld Vol 1 | Issue 8 | (August 2023)

as usual, check out the itch.io page for the full zine in PDF form, plus some process pics of how the collaging went :)

created/designed/edited in electric zine maker, images generated via craiyon!

7th issue 6th issue 5th issue 4th issue 3rd issue 2nd issue 1st issue

#cyrsed art #9 #zines #electric zine maker #otherwyrld #i think i'm really happy with this one #(yes the pansies are intentionally mislabeled)

[angryaromantics]

It's weird to me, on a personal level when people say that the aspec community is harmful because it'll cause people to mislabel themselves due to internalized homophobia.

But.....it goes the other way too? I thought I was straight, then bi, then just a lesbian, grasping at straws trying to figure out what was wrong with me because I'd never heard the term aromantic before. If anything, not having access to the term aromantic stunted my ability to accept myself as a lesbian. Instead, I just assumed there was something deeply, deeply wrong with me.

There's tons of aspec people I know who also struggled with misidentifying themselves like this. Yeah, it can suck sometimes. It can be painful sometimes. But it wasn't bi people's fault I mislabeled myself as one of them. It's not aromantic or asexual people's fault if others misidentitfy themselves using our terms. And it's getting more and more transparent that you're not actually all that concerned about young lgbt people, you're just aphobic.

Identity is messy, shit happens, we get it wrong. There's nothing wrong with that. Just move along.

#koko thinkin thots #aromantic #aro #actually aro #aphobia #this is always such a weird reaction to me because out of all the identities ive mislabeled myself as #it just makes me more gung ho to support them!!! #you get an up close and personal look into the issues that effect these groups and then go #that ended up not being me so now you're my Enemy #no we're brothers in arms

[antiqueanimals]

love u guys a lot so im finally biting the bullet and backtracking thru 17k+ posts to fix all of the old tags i half-assed when i first started this blog

#tired of all these old mislabeled posts laying around frm a time when i didnt care as much about accurately archiving things and just sorta- #-chucked posts into the wind without rlly caring how accurate everything was #i was working a desk job at a time so it was just like. my way of killing time but now that this blog has accumulated a Following(tm)- #-i want it to be a better browsing experience with cohesive tags for ur convenience (and mine) #txt

[hyah-lian]

@skyloftian-nutcase !! i tried to send it as an ask but my laptop isnt having it right now lol. Continuing some Legend in Health Care shenanigans.

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"Heads up, Legend's poison of choice has been recalled," Wars cautioned, "interact at your own risk."

"Right, I'll keep that in mind." Four took the chart of the newest patient moving from ED to ICU with a raised eyebrow.

"I only mention it because he nearly bit the head off of one of the handover nurses this morning."

"I think I can handle it, thanks Wars. Just a pick-up same as this."

Four flipped through the pages quickly, attaching some of his coded sticky notations. Wind and his supervisor were working on securing the patient's airway for the transfer upstairs. Wild was off today and with being chronically understaffed, Four was left running between caring for and transferring his own patients. With a final glance to the bay Wind and the one patient were in, Four opted to head to Legend to get the second transfer for the day.

"Hey, morning-"

Four was cut off by something between a groan and a growl and the patient file being slapped into his chest. Legend did no even lift his head from the desk top.

"Well, nice to see you too," he started leafing through the file.

"Bite me."

"Taking the shift change poorly this time?" Four hoped his face was flat and genuine, rather than the sort of snarky patronizing look he was told he could give.

"If the lights didn't hurt like knives, and coffee could come close to touching the caffeine withdrawal you'd be a dead man."

"At least I'm in the right place for it. You look more like you should be a patient than working, you sure you're okay?"

"Dandy. Just amazing," Legend snarked. He finally rolled his head to crack a warning, bloodshot eye at Four.

"Well, I'll just get these two ready and head off. Good luck, remember there is an upper limit to coffee unless you want to be part of why it gets recalled too."

"You son of a-"

Four winked and ducked under the arms of the other charge nurse writing on the whiteboard and sped away.

"I don't think you can run fast enough after that, Four!" Wars laughed after him.

"It is NOT my fault they mislabelled their drinks!" Legend swatted Wars' arm.

"Ow! Why?"

"You're closer, and the one who reported my SVT to the damned company."

"You're the one who decided 5 cans of that battery acid was a reasonable amount-" Wars countered.

"It is! In this job, it is!"

"Guys! Please! I swear, you're gonna wake the guy we just sedated, do we have to separate you two?" Wind piped up from the opposite side of the desk.

"I'm getting a coffee…"

#hyah-txt #linked universe #lu in healthcare #lu in healthcare fanfic #lots of energy drinks have been recalled in my area due to mislabelling or under reporting how much caffeine is in it #and i just thought of the resident grouchy pants who energy drink'd himself into SVT <3