MLB Bloopers
[movie/TV-shows scenes rewrite]
Chapter 5: MLB x Friends (Ao3)
[Post reveal, Mari and Alya’s shared apartment, Adrien, Nino and Kagami visiting. Marinette made lasagna for her parents’ first visit]
Adrien: Has anybody seen my ring?
Nino: Yeah, it’s extremely cool, bro!
Adrien: Oh God, oh God, oh God oh God oh God oh God.... [Starts to look under the couch cushions]
Alya [glancing at the nervous Marinette]: No, look, don’t touch that!
Adrien: Oh, like I wasn’t dreading tomorrow enough, having to give it to Felix... “Hi Felix! Remember me? I’m your cousin who promised to exchange miraculous with you for a week because you helped me to take down my evil father!” Oh God and now I’m gonna have to give him the ring, without the ring, which makes it so much worse, because without the ring to hold Plagg’s powers back, these two will just destroy London! Or worse…
Marinette: Easy Adrien, we’ll find it. [To all] Won’t we?!
Alya, Kagami and Nino [jumping from the chairs]: Oh! Yeah!
Kagami: Alright, when’d you have it on last?
Nino: Doy! Probably right before he lost it!
Alya: You don’t get a lot of ‘doy’ these days...
Adrien: I know I had it this morning, and I know I had it when I was in your kitchen with...
Alya: Dinah?
Adrien: [looks at the lasagne and realizes something] Ohhhhh, don’t be mad...
Marinette: You didn’t!..
Adrien: Oh, I am sorry, Bugaboo...
Marinette: I gave you one job! [Starts to examine the lasagne through the bottom of the glass pan]
Adrien: Oh, but look how straight those noodles are, milady!
Nino: Now, Mari, you know that’s not how you look for a miraculous in a lasagne...
Marinette: [puts down the lasagne] I just... can’t do it.
Nino [looking towards the open door of Marinette’s bedroom]: Boys? We’re going in!
[A flock of kwami fly out of the bedroom and dive into the lasagna with squeals while there’s a knock on the door which Marinette answers]
Luka: [standing outside the door] ...Hi…
Marinette: Wow. That is not a happy hi.
Luka: Juleka’s pregnant.
Tikki: [emerges from lasagna with the Black Cat miraculous while everyone in the room is stunned] Ooh! I found it!
Marinette: W-w-wh-... wha-... w-w-w-...
Luka: Yeah. Just a couple of weeks ago she gave me a bunch of resumes and asked me which of the men I liked best, but I didn’t think they were for that... [He enters.]
Alya: Aren’t she and Rose too young for that?
Nino: Well now, how-how do you fit into this whole thing?
Luka: Well, Juleka says she and Rose want me to be involved, but if I’m not comfortable with it, I don’t have to be involved... basically it’s entirely up to me.
Kagami: She is so great! I miss her.
Marinette: What does she mean by ‘involved’?
Alya: I mean presumably, the biggest part of your job is done when choosing a donor.
Luka: Anyway, I’m her big bro and they want me to go down to this- sonogram thing with them tomorrow.
Adrien: So what are you gonna do?
Luka: I have no idea. No matter what I do, though, I’m still gonna be an uncle.
[Kwamis start to eat the rest of the lasagne champing loudly and everyone turns and stares at them]
Plagg [Popping out of lasagna]: What? This is still ruined, right? I can’t let all the cheese in it go to waste!
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I had a dream yesterday and there was ladrien in it
I have forgotten what it was about but there were lot's of ladrien and I would look at it and go ooo ohohooo ladrien??? ladrien.... I gotta tell my tumblr friends about ladrien from my drieam but my beautiful advanced mind clears cache data to save storage so I made a little sketch instead because I miss them
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