I was always attracted to the British actor Michael Elphick. He was rough, he seemed unsociable, with a compact physique and enormous sweaty masculinity. I especially loved him in Lars von Trier's The Element of Crime. Do you find him desirable?
I could do him.
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Michael Elphick as Private Gerhard Schulz and Ian Richardson as Major Neuheim
Private Schulz (1981)
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Boon - ITV - January 14, 1986 - May 1, 1995
Drama (93 episodes)
Running Time: 60 minutes
Stars:
Michael Elphick as Ken Boon
David Daker as Harry Crawford
Neil Morrissey as Rocky Cassidy
Rachel Davies as Doreen Evans
Lesley-Anne Sharpe as Debbie Yates
Amanda Burton as Margaret Daly
Elizabeth Carling as Laura Marsh
Brigit Forsyth as Helen Yeldham
Saskia Wickham as Alex Wilton
Joan Scott as Ethel Ellard
Gordon Warnecke as Hanif Kurtha
Christopher Eccleston as Mark
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I BOUGHT A VAMPIRE MOTORCYCLE Reviews of comedy horror
‘The bike that runs on blood not petrol’
I Bought a Vampire Motorcycle is a 1990 British comedy horror film directed by Dirk Campbell from a screenplay written by producer Mycal Miller and John Wolskel.
The movie stars Neil Morrissey, Amanda Noar, Michael Elphick (The Elephant Man), Anthony Daniels (C3PO)
Andrew Powell, George Rossi, Daniel Peacock, Midge Taylor, David Daker and Burt Kwouk (The…
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W A T C H I N G
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The Element of Crime (1984)
Movie #1,142 • Ranking Lars von Trier #4
Let it be known that during this LVT filmography viewing I made the executive decision to only ever watch full director filmographies in chronological order. That had always been my preferred method, but I thought it would be best if, from time to time, I mixed up the order for [insert reasoning here]. This is the sixth or seventh Trier flick I've consumed (depending on how you want to count his two early shorter films and both the first two seasons of his Danish TV show) and it's essentially ground zero for the man's career. It's as weird and as bold of a debut feature that I've ever seen.
I feel like it's worth mentioning that I am now starting at the beginning and only going forward, because everything about this felt like a shock having digested some of his other work, most notably: his prime "Golden Heart Trilogy" of films (1996-2000) and his most recent work, 2018's The House That Jack Built. It felt like a different director and I say that in the most positive way. Some similarities arose, naturally. The sepia tones were visually similar to The Kingdom's (though more on this later). The conversational voice-over between main character Fisher and his Cairo hypnotist felt like a direct through-line to how the character of Virgil functions in Jack. And the general "frustrated search for something largely intangible that will ultimately disappoint if not fully horrify" evoked pretty much everything I've seen by the man in some way.
But structurally and compositionally, this felt like a whole new world. In fact, in many ways, it is a complete invention of Trier's. This "Europe" consists of fictional cities and towns where it's always night and everything is drenched in liquid. Despite a few grounding allusions, there is no specific state or country, just this cold, wet dystopia broadcast under yellowy sodium lights. The sets used and built for this are fantastic, each a kind of micro-labyrinth, a small mystery onto themselves cutting against the larger noir framework of the movie's plot: a man is on the hunt for a serial killer of small girls before he strikes again. Detective Fisher (Michael Elphick) navigates this spaces in a literal daze, as the entirety of the action is presented as the memory of a man, now an expatriate in Egypt, spilling his guts to a guy with a monkey on his shoulder. This is the first of two primates to get screen-time. The second, notably of the lower order, Fisher finds in a gutter, scared to death and confused, perhaps a stand in for the audience….
I believe that guy is a loris. To start your film with monkey and end it with a loris speaks to some theme of reverse evolution. The fascist nightmares we see are a product of no less. In fact, this – coupled with the elements of his earlier student work and up through his unfortunate "I'm a Nazi" comments – provide much of the framework for understanding Trier's motives on a larger scale. I do believe it goes beyond simple provocation and is worth explorin. I think he's trying to make sense of a world still drying out from the tsunami that was WWII. But I'll put a pin in it that for now before I get to watch the rest of his films.
The Element of Crime is not a movie made for easily digestible 'understanding' or textbook mystery reveals. Even when you get the gist/uncover the trick, he throws a mysterious postscript that shrouds things further. I'm still trying to make sense of these manic bald men…
LVT created a world here. His stellar framing, innovative shots, and glorious use of light all cut against the frantic, obtuse and occasionally obscene script in such a delightful way. Sure, maybe it's all an amalgamation of influence (certainly Andrei Tarkovsky and Lynch's Eraserhead among others) but it's still wholly more than the sum of its parts.
I took a weird route to get to this beginning. In a way, I'm glad I did, but I'm even more excited to keep going forward.
SCORE: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
I’ll be counting down all of Lars Von Trier’s movies right here at @cinemacentral666 every Thursday through September 2023
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THE ELEMENT OF CRIME:
Yellow tinged Europe
Detective use hypnosis
To find a killer
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Michael Elphick, Me Me Lai, and Lars von Trier in The Element of Crime (Lars von Trier, 1984)
Cast: Michael Elphick, Esmond Knight, Me Me Lai, Jerold Wells, Ahmed El Shenawi, Astrid Henning-Jensen, János Herskó, Stig Larsson, Lars von Trier. Screenplay: Niels Vørsel, Lars von Trier. Cinematography: Tom Elling. Production design: Peter Hølmark. Music: Bo Holten.
Film noir becomes film jaune. The sulfurous hues of Lars von Trier's first feature-length film were apparently achieved with the use of sodium-vapor lamps not unlike the ones used in some cities as streetlamps and parking-lot illumination to cut down light pollution. The nightmarish monochrome so pervades the film that an occasional irruption of blue light comes as a welcome relief, especially since the determined grunge of the settings gives the eye no place to rest. The Element of Crime is, in short, an assault on our expectations that a film will involve us in either its characters or its story. It's a detective story, in which Fisher (Michael Elphick), a former police detective now living in Cairo, visits a therapist to help him in remembering his last case -- the one so disturbing that it caused him to go into exile from Europe. Under an induced trance, he returns to the scenes of the crimes committed by a serial killer who murdered and dismembered young girls who sold lottery tickets. But the Europe -- no specific country, but though everyone speaks English, the place names are German -- to which Fisher returns in the trance is not the one his conscious mind recalls: It's a trashed-out land where the sun never shines and it always seems to be raining. There is a conventional film noir plot at work throughout the movie, but von Trier is less interested in it than in crafting a sinister dreamworld. He succeeds at that exceptionally, but fails to create a film that lingers in the mind as more than a tour de force in giving you the creeps.
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Cult Faction Podcast Ep. 70: Withnail and I
Cult Faction Podcast Ep. 70: Withnail and I
This week the spotlight falls upon Withnail and I as we discuss it alongside our recent viewing habits!
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KRULL (1983) – Episode 215 – Decades Of Horror 1980s
“I am Ergo, the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose, and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!” No brag, just fact. Join your faithful Grue-Crew – Chad Hunt, Bill Mulligan, Crystal Cleveland, and Jeff Mohr – as they check out the epic quest depicted in Krull (1983).
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Episode 215 – Krull (1983)
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A prince and a fellowship of companions set out to rescue his bride from a fortress of alien invaders who have arrived on their home planet.
Director: Peter Yates
Writer: Stanford Sherman
Special makeup designer: Nick Maley, Bob Keen
Visual effects:
Steven Archer (animator);
Terry Reed (supervising modelmaker)
Derek Meddings (visual effects supervisor)
Selected Cast:
Ken Marshall as Colwyn
Lysette Anthony as Lyssa
Trevor Martin as the voice of the Beast
Freddie Jones as Ynyr
David Battley as Ergo the Magnificent
Bernard Bresslaw as Rell the Cyclops (credited as Cyclops)
Bandits:
Alun Armstrong as Torquil, a man who favors an ax and is leader of the group of bandits that includes
Liam Neeson as Kegan, an axe-wielding polygamist
Robbie Coltrane as Rhun (voice dubbed over by Michael Elphick), who fights with a spear
Dicken Ashworth as Bardolph, who favors daggers
Todd Carty as Oswyn, who uses a bō staff;
Bronco McLoughlin as Nennog, who throws a net;
Gerard Naprous as the archer Quain
Andy Bradford as whip-wielder Darro
Bill Weston as whip-wielder Menno.
John Welsh as The Emerald Seer.
Graham McGrath as Titch, the Seer’s young apprentice.
Francesca Annis as The Widow of the Web
Tony Church as King Turold, father of Colwyn
Bernard Archard as King Eirig, father of Lyssa
Clare McIntyre as Merith, one of Kegan’s many wives.
Belinda Mayne as Vella, Merith’s assistant
Crystal has always been a fan of fantasy and has loved Krull since her childhood so it’s not surprising that this is her pick. In fact, she always wanted to be Lyssa. She also loves the handsome and oh-so-precious lead and the costumes, and when she first saw the film, she was afraid of the Widow of the Web.
Steven Archer’s stop motion animation of the crystal spider is Bill’s favorite part of Krull. Well, that and the cyclops. He’s disappointed in the way the Beast is shot, especially after learning of all that went into its design. And, of course, you’ve got to love the glaive, a very stupid yet very cool weapon.
Chad is a big fan of sword and sorcery, and distinctive weapons so Krull is one of his favorites. He is particularly impressed with the cyclops, the beast, and some of the sets with their feel of German expressionism. He does, however, view it as being incohesive with a lot of the story that doesn’t make sense. Jeff describes Krull as a beautiful movie with its sets, locations, production design, and costumes, He also gives a special nod to Freddie Jones for the added gravitas he gives the film.
If you are hungering for some glaive-work or an 80s, sword and sorcery, quest movie with horrific elements (did we forget to mention the changelings?), Krull is just the ticket. At the time of this writing, Krull is available for streaming from HBOmax and various PPV options. As far as physical media, Krull is currently available as a Sony Pictures Home Entertainment Blu-ray.
Every two weeks, Gruesome Magazine’s Decades of Horror 1980s podcast will cover another horror film from the 1980s. The next episode’s film, chosen by Chad, will be Cannibal Apocalypse (1983), directed by Antonio Margheriti and starring John Saxon! Or is it Cannibals in the Streets? Or Apocalypse domani? Or Invasion of the Fleshhunters? Or Cannibal Massacre? Or… well, you get the picture.
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MIchael Elphick (Harry Slater from Eastenders, RIP) recorded a single which manages to combine being rapey and jaunty. Hell to the no!
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Smiley's People - BBC Two - September 20, 1982 - October 25, 1982
Spy Drama (6 episodes)
Running Time: 360 minutes Total
Stars:
Alec Guinness as George Smiley
Eileen Atkins as Madame Ostrakova
Michael Byrne as Peter Guillam
Bernard Hepton as Toby Esterhase
Anthony Bate as Sir Oliver Lacon
Barry Foster as Sir Saul Enderby
Michael Lonsdale as Anton Grigoriev
Beryl Reid as Connie Sachs
Bill Paterson as Lauder Strickland
Siân Phillips as Ann Smiley
Mario Adorf as Claus Kretschmar
Tessy Kuhls as Frau Kretzschmar
Patrick Stewart as Karla
Curd Jürgens as Gen. Vladimir
Vladek Sheybal as Otto Leipzig
Rosalie Crutchley as Mother Felicity
Maureen Lipman as Stella Craven
Dudley Sutton as Oleg Kirov
Michael Gough as Mikhel
Michael Elphick as Detective Chief Superintendent
Paul Herzberg as Villem Craven
Stephen Riddle as Nigel Mostyn
Tusse Silberg as Alexandra/Tatiana
Norma West as Hilary
Ingrid Pitt as Elvira
Lucy Fleming as Molly Meakin
Andrew Bradford as Ferguson
Joe Praml as Paul Skordeno
Alan Rickman as Mr Brownlow
Tanya Rees as Beckie Craven
Alex Jennings as PC Hall
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The Element of Crime (1984) dir. Lars von Trier
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Three Men in a Boat (BBC, 1975)
"Medmenham Abbey once sheltered the notorious Hellfire Club. It stands on the site of a Cistercian monastery of the 13th century. The monks wore rough tunics; ate no fish, meat, or eggs; rose at midnight for Mass; and passed the day in total silence, a mode of life which might, if not overdone, be a benefit to some of us - especially Harris, who not only eats fish, meat, and eggs at every opportunity, but often talks at the same time."
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