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[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: Why aren't there friend pick-up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like- Menelaus, to Antilochus: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual. Odysseus, to Diomedes: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire. Patroclus: There are two types of people.

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[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please. Helen, blushing: I didn’t take you for the romantic ty- Menelaus, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fast I can fucking drink this.

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[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus, holding the door open for Helen: after you. Helen: no, after you. Menelaus: i insist, after you. Agamemnon, pushing past both of them: after me.

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[incorrecthomer]

Odysseus: you fainted, do you remember anything? Menelaus: only the ambulance ride Odysseus: no, I drove you to the hospital Menelaus: but I heard the siren Odysseus: it was Agamemnon Agamemnon: I got nervous, okay

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[incorrecthomer]

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[incorrecthomer]

Kidnapper on the phone: Get me a hundred thousand drachmas within the next 24 hours if you want your brother back. Agamemnon, tied up in the background: A hundred thou- You think I am only worth one hundred thousand?? Kidnapper: Agamemnon: Make it ONE BILLION! Menelaus: Agy, I swear to-

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Messenger: Queen Clytemnestra killed King Agamemnon Helen: *flashback of her killing Deiphobus* lmao my girl Menelaus: WHAT Helen: I mean, how terrible, how did it happen

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[incorrecthomer]

Menelaus: WHO ATE MY BREAD??! I'M GOING TO FUCKING K- Helen: I did? Menelaus: -kiss you and buy some more. You haven't been eating anything today, Helen. Menelaus: *walking away* Helen: He's gone, Pollux. Pollux, coming out the wardrobe with bread stuffed in his mouth: Twankh uh!

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