#me pulls it harder:

[3-aem]

tonight on three doesn’t know what they’re doing: my circuit breaker tripped (???) for my microwave and not knowing what i was doing i kinda fiddled with it

pros: apparently i fiddled with it correctly bc i turned it back on

cons: according to the internet and the very angry warning label i probably should Not have done that 😭

#literally— #im just never gonna use my microwave #again #we stove heating everything from now on #girl i am shaking #do we have electricians in the chat #me pushing the breaker in one direction: k that didnt do anything #me pulls it a bit: #me pulls it harder: #me forces it in to the opposite position: oh the microwave is on hey what does this say-

[canisalbus]

cursed no tattoo machete (I'm sorry for doing this to him)

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#!!! #I mean one person's cursed is the other one's aesthetic I think this is actually a look in itself and you can fight me on that #see this is what I mean when I say the black lids are an important part of his design #they pull a lot of weight in terms of how his face works and how clearly you can see his eyes #without them his expressions are a lot harder to read especially from a distance #he loses a lot of his sharpness #the white eyelashes though the eyelashes have me weak #over the years I've thought numerous times to myself “why don't I give him cute little blonde lashes those are pretty” #only to realize 0.5 seconds later it doesn't really work in his case #you win some you lose some #thank you! I had a good chuckle when I first saw this it was such an unexpected sight #your style is so painterly and soft looking #answered #gift art #alwaysoutofpaper #own characters #Machete #barefaced early morning Machete before the daily goth eyeliner routine

[littleblogger420]

#i see red #hot as fuck #sexy content #natural titts #self love #mommy milkers #mommy k!nk #wife fantasy #daddy's good girl #naughty #sexy titts #hornyposting #hornyaf #wet ass pussy #sexy pose #spank me daddy #wet dream #huge titts #fine as fuck #so fuckable #pull my hair #sexy lace lingerie #fuck me harder #turn me on #make me squirm #hot as hell

[panharmonium]

Mama, please, the phone.

#gilmore girls #gilmoregirlsedit #lane kim #lane and her mom are one of my favorite dynamics on this show. just. so good. so thematically on point #not much hits harder than the scene where lane's mom finds out about her secret life #standing in lane's room with the floorboards pulled up and the bed flipped over. like. god #lane had such a compelling and powerful story for so much of this show #makes me endlessly frustrated to think about how dirty they did her later #*

[katabay]

ANDREY STAMATIN

Keep a close eye on Peter. You'd become desperate and turn into a villain without him.

I spend a lot of time thinking about daniil and peter, but something just clicked into place for me with andrey. so!

I am. currently untangling this thread of thoughts about the stamatin twins and daniil and this kind of. triangle that's happening. a three fold bullet for sure, the kind of recognition-awareness-understanding where three people become one, but to step back from that. when daniil and andrey talk, there's a specific shape of peter that stands in his conversational absence. so: triangle formation. it's opposite-adjacent-complementary to daniil and peter's conversations. it all goes back to that first conversation you have with andrey. it's giving knife. love it!

bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost

#OBSESSED WITH HIM #like i was Intrigued by him but i think re reading girard made me go OH i understand you now #wild that i never connected dots between daniil 'Defeat Death' dankovsky and andrey 'Sentenced To Death In Four Countries' stamatin #the transgressive aspect to andrey was like. yeah buddy. you and daniil are reflections in that way of course. but now im like. #oh. okay! got it. #andrey was always harder for me to get a grasp on because i work better at analyzing character pairs but you cant do andrey #without some version of peter and that's three people (debatably four). thankfully. AW2 has me thinking thoughts about #characters in stacks of 5. so now i get to think new thoughts about this game #pathologic #andrey stamatin #shdhghgh classic patho dialogue with patho 2 character designs. i will do it again until we get the bachelor's route #ehdhghgh i wanted to talk about girard's triangle that's happening too but it's not quite. right. #because daniil is the mediator but the thing desired is an abstract-literal thing that all three of them are reaching for #but are unable to conceptualize without the other two in place #i'll get back to this thought later. but its like. the twin dialogue of pulling in opposite directions. but now 3 sides of the same coin #coherent recognition is achieved with. daniil. and also transformative violence as a catalyst.

[slightlyhopefulromantic]

"but what do i know? i'm just a simple honeymooner."

#oxventure #egbert the careless #merilwen the wood elf druid #dob the half orc bard #prudence the tiefling warlock #corazón de ballena #the ending/pull-back scene of dine harder got to me!!! it was cute #shout out to my mutuals for encouraging me to keep the pride colors btw 👍 i love gay people

[gummi-ships]

#kingdom hearts #kh1 #sora #100 acre wood #my gif #the program that i use to trim my recordings updated without me knowing and now it's way harder to use #as if gif making needed to be even more tedious... #i'm so angry i could ring pooh's doorbell infinitely #kinda funny how sora's actions don't match up with the animation of the string #he pulls it gently but it flies out of his hand and smacks him in the face for some reason

[devotion-disorder]

Hi hi! I'm new to dol fandom so I would like to ask you, is harper a romasible character or not? I've seen some people said he's not but kinda unsure..... Will be grateful if you enlighten me please!

hiiii!! sad news but harper is not a romanceable character 😔 that doesnt stop me from being insane about him and scrambling for any scraps of harper content though

hope you have fun with dol!!

#ask #anon #degrees of lewdity #ive gotten back into dol recently too #like actually played the damn game lol #impressions: #i know its partially my fault for neglecting robin but damn. the only time i see them now is whwn they crawl into pc’s bed from trauma 😭 #whitney is harder to romance than i remember wtf. #wren………………………… #who allowed them to be like that #remy praising my cow pc so much its like. so when are you coming to rail me yourself coward #OH AND #I CANT FUCK BAILEY. HE JUST WONT PULL HIS DICK OUT #jordan better watch out cause baileys the celibate supreme apparently

[youremyonlyhope]

Living with Body Focused Repetitive Behaviors

Me: *Is super stressed over life.*

Trichotillomania: Time to pull some hair! C'mon. You won't even notice you're doing it. It'll make you feel better.

Me: NO. *Spends 4 days putting hair in a mini twist protective style* There.

Dermatillomania: Hey. Your hands are free. And restless. And dry... Pick your skin. Bleed. Bleed.

Me: Stop! *Starts up a new crochet project to keep hands busy.* Ok cool.

Onychophagia: Hi hi. Your nails are.... perfect biting length... you should do that.

Me: Noooooooooooo *Paints nails.*

Dermatillomania: Oh look, you got some nail polish on your skin. Pick it off... now pick some more...

Me: SDJAKFDSJFKLDKAFDJKLAFJDKSAKLFDASL

#is this tmi? oh well. this is the tmi website #trichotillomania #dermatillomania #onychophagia #bfrb #body focused repetitive behavior #ocd #guys guess what? my therapist all but prescribed that i get a manicure to prevent picking at my skin #apparently after a year with this therapist i never mentioned my finger picking until this week #and she was like 'ok since you find it tough to paint them yourself get a manicure. self care and preventative' #because my cuticles are horrific due to me constantly picking at them and the sides of my fingers #so i've always been too embarrassed to go to a nail salon and my therapist was like 'exposure therapy!' #currently my nails are sloppily painted because i can't hold a brush still and they're already chipping after like 5 days #actually they probably started chipping on the second day honestly. #i need to redo my twists a bit which actually satisfies the trich urges since i'll be running my fingers through my hair to do it #but i won't actually be pulling. but also. i will be getting the shed hairs out. so. kind of fulfills that. #but right now my nails are long enough for me to feel them sometimes hit my keyboard. which. isn't normal for me. #and despite the nail polish i feel the urge to bite them shorter ahhhhh #anyway if you're Black with natural hair and have trich i HIGHLY suggest mini twists since it helps deter me from pulling #sure i have to redo it every few weeks but seriously. game changer. harder to find individual hairs to pull.

[introspectivememories]

oh my god bernard gets batman and dick to help save tim in the last issue and everyone in the family takes that to mean that bear knows about their night jobs. except tim still thinks bear doesn't know. that bear being there was just a coincidence. he just tagged along to save him cause bear is such a standup guy! cue tim doing everything to hide his identity and the family looking at him like he's lost his mind because obviously bernard know tim?? he literally patches you up every night???? why would he not know??????

#bear walking into the dining room: oof that's a nasty cut dick. how'd you get it? #dick: oh well saving the city just does that to you 😉 #tim seething internally cause dick is making his job ten times harder: ha ha ha! what a funny thing to say ☺️☺️☺️ such a comedian my brother #dick staring at him like he's grown 2 heads: what. #cass starts pulling off her mask in front of bear #cue tim tackling her into the gotham river #cass sopping wet signing irritatedly: what the hell was that?! #tim whispering; how could you be so careless? u almost told bear your identity! #cass softly: what. the. fuck. #damian casually showing bear his sword collection #tim barging into dami's room out of breath: he's really into medieval history! that's why he likes sword!! no other reason #dami later to bear: we must end this delusion of his #bear: yeah probably. but it's funny watching him come up with so many excuses #bear: yesterday he tried to convince me that the knife wound in his side was really stigmata and that he was a devout catholic #bear: i wanna see what else he's gonna say #dc #bernard dowd #tim drake #timber #timbern

[braisedhoney]

some tragic love stories be like: if i could bottle the galaxy, i would pour it into a cup so it would be easier for you to drink. do you want them? do you want the stars? or do they suit you better as adornments for your eyes than glitter on your lips?

but they don’t want the stars. they don’t want the galaxy. but how can they not? is that not enough? (it’s too much, that’s the problem. it’s too much.)

#ney's idle chatter (random textposts) #me trying and failing to capture why hadestown has embodied Love in a way i don’t think i’m really capable of comprehending fr #but also this can be about whatever blorbo you want #when i think about that one line in chant #when hades says ‘brighter than the light of day’ #‘look. look at what i can make for you—see?’ #meanwhile the last thing persephone wants is to be reminded of this hollow echo of what their love is in her memories #when i think about that scene when eurydice tells orpheus they need to get food #but he’s working on his song and she makes the choice to trust him and go #to work harder and longer and search for things to feed them and trust he’ll bring spring back #THE WAY PERSEPHONE TRIES TO KISS HADES GOODBYE AT THE START WHEN SHE COMES BACK FOR SUMMER #AND HOW IT PARALLELS EURYDICE KISSING ORPHEUS GOODBYE WHEN SHE GOES TO LOOK FOR FOOD #and hades pulls away. because she’s leaving him and he’s terrified. he’s terrified and turns it into anger because otherwise he’s helpless. #and orpheus doesn’t respond when eurydice leaves because he’s working—he’s working and he’s going to give her what he promised. #but she needs his help. she needs his help now—she needs his support and he isn’t there. #thinking about the moment she takes the ticket from hades and #it almost implies she starves. that she dies. that she starves to death trying to find food for them both #i promise you however unhinged i seem about this musical i am being purposefully restrained so i don’t spam you all too much orz #holy SHIT these tags are LONG #even for me this is ridiculous there’s a whole other post down here #high five to you for reading it ig damn #hadestown

[solarpunkani]

Ok fuck it you know something I've never really quite understood about part of the Leftist vs Liberals debate on voting.

So so so many people act like its either-or. Like you're either dedicating your entire life to voting and promoting politicians and phone banking or whatever, or you're a True Rebel waiting for The Uprising to Come and Solve Everything.

But like. In my experience. Me voting is just me kinda go 'which person seems kinda good? Which one at least sucks the least? ok lemme go vote.' and then its anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour tops of my life. And I still have plenty of time to do Stuff and participate in Conversations about Other Important Things. And also you can admit and acknowledge and understand that the system As Is kinda sorta really sucks ass, but also still admit and acknowledge and understand that at this current point in time we are still living in the suckass system and do something to alleviate the suckass At Least A Little while also working to bolster/create/advocate for Other Systems.

I guess just like. it's not a black or white thing. Between 'top 500 volunteers for a specific politician/voting office/etc' and 'absolutely positively not voting at all' there is a gray area called 'vote and then just do other stuff'.

#out of queue #ani rambles #ani rant #now hang on its time to acknowledge my Privilege(TM) #the first few times I ever voted for anything I was in college and the student center was a voting center #so asides from waiting in a long (~30 minute tops bc early vote) line to get in I didn't have to do a big drive or anything #and at my house there's a voting center thats a like 5 minute drive from my place or a 10 minute drive depending on what election it is #and im ablebodied and have a open (read: jobless) schedule so I can Just Go for the most part #i live in a City so there's probs lots of voting centers at churches and libraries and all across town too #but like. some people act like people saying Hey Go Vote Plz are screaming like #'if you don't donate 200 dollars and 4+ weeks of your time to canvassing and calling and volunteering you are RUINING AMERICA' #when at least from what I've seen its just like. 'can you maybe go fill in a bubble on a Scantron so people like me don't Die Faster.' #also there's early voting and mail-in voting and all that jazz like yeah the current system makes it harder to vote but theres still W AYS #you don't gotta pull up at 6am on Election Day Tuesday yknow? #if i get blasted for this remember as I was: happy and rambling at 3am about greenhouses and solarpunk stuff #plz be nice i beg k bye

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Hourly tunes round 1 results:

1pmNL 85% / 1pmNH 15%

1amNL 82.9% / 1amNH 17.1%

8amNL 82.6% / 8amNH 17.4%

8pmNL 81.8% / 8pmNH 18.2%

11pmWW/CF 81.4% / 11pmPG 18.6%

11pmNL 79.7% / 11pmNH 20.3%

4amNL 76.9% / 4amNH 23.1%

7pmNL 76.5% / 7pmNH 23.5%

11amNL 75.5% / 11amNH 24.5%

Noon WW/CF 75.3% / Noon PG 24.7%

10pmWW/CF 73.9% / 10pmPM 26.1%

2pmNL 73.3% / 2pmNH 26.7%

9amNL 73.2% / 9amNH 26.8%

9amWW/CF 72.7% / 9amPG 27.3%

3amWW/CF 72.5% / 3amPG 27.5%

6amWW/CF 72.1% / 6amPG 27.9%

Midnight WW/CF 69.8% / Midnight PG 30.2%

11amWW/CF 68.9% / 11amPG 31.1%

9pmPG 68.6% / 9pmWW/CF 31.4%

1amWW/CF 68.2% / 1amPG 31.8%

6pmWW/CF 67.5% / 6pmPG 32.5%

3amNL 67.4% / 3amNH 32.6%

5pmNL 67.2% / 5pmNH 32.8%

Midnight NL 67% / Midnight NH 33%

cut at the halfway point bc there is a per-text-block character limit

4pmWW/CF 66.6% / 4pmPG 33.4%

8pmWW/CF 66.2% / 8pmPG 33.8%

3pmWW/CF 65.9% / 3pmPG 34.1%

5pmPG 62.7% / 5pmWW/CF 37.3%

2amWW/CF 61.7% / 2amPG 38.3%

9pmNL 60.5% / 9pmNH 39.5%

7amNL 60.4% / 7amNH 39.6%

2pmWW/CF 60.2% / 2pmPG39.8%

5amNH 60.1% / 5amNL 39.9%

3pmNL 59.7% / 3pmNH 40.3%

10pmNL 59.1% / 10pmNH 40.9%

5amWW/CF 58.4% / 5amPG 41.6%

2amNH 57.2% / 2amNL 42.8%

10amNL 56.2% / 10amNH 43.8%

1pmWW/CF 55.5% / 1pmPG 44.5%

6pmNL 55.1% / 6pmNH 44.9%

10amPG 53.6% / 10amWW/CF 46.4%

7amPG 53.2% / 7amWW/CF 46.8%

8amPG 53.2% / 8amWW/CF 46.8%

Noon NL 53.2% / Noon NH 46.8%

4pmNL 52.5% / 4pmNH 47.5%

4amWW/CF 51.9% / 4amPG 48.1%

6amNL 51% / 6amNH 49%

7pmPG 51% / 7pmWW/CF 49%

I colour coded these again since I found it difficult to parse with all black text. I tried to pick four of the available colours that are easy to tell apart while avoiding red and green since that's the most common type of colourblindness. I gave NH yellow and PG purple since those are the hardest to see on light & dark themes respectively and I figured those colours wouldn't be around very long lmao

round 2 starts tomorrow!

#oough I can't believe my favourite NL track only BARELY made it through with 51% well at least it's still alive #also now that they're all voted out let me go on my thing about PG's night tracks #it's harder to appreciate as an adult without a bedtime because 11pm/12am are just whatever but I LOVE that they're kind of spooky #like remember being a kid and thinking midnight is spooky??? #and then 2am ur just going kinda loopy bc it's 2am and ur still AWAKE for some reason #and 4am just sounds so exhausted after you've basically pulled an all-nighter

[prototypelq]

No thoughts, head empty, only an AU about Patty staying with Dante at the end of the anime

#it will be hard for them at first maybe even too hard #but they'd pull through #i think patty would have a very good effect on Dante #this would be harder on patty cause living eith suicidal-depression adult is not the best thing ever but she's a very stubborn and resilient #patty has adopted dante as her father figure #patty and nero are cousins #<- this idea has me howling its like uncle dante but Double that its so good #vergil is patty's classy uncle #shoutout to jangmo for perfecrly capturing their dynamic in a oneshot))) #dmcweek2024 #dmc fandom week #patty lowell #dante sparda #dmc

[earlgodwin]

"Not with a Borgia. I've had duplicity enough for a lifetime."

#one of the sexiest things about season 3 is how they fleshed out cesare's character and showing us who he Really is #juan was the only one who was straightforward about who he was back then until cesare killed him and became more ruthless than juan #manipulative and cunning too. not to mention he killed alphonso basically pulling everything juan did so... #cesare is %1000000 worse lmao like that's my dark prince right there and we stanned harder than ever #by jen #anyway. when the fandom was active. a lot of cesare fans were insufferable by woobifying him and making him perfect etc etc wah wah #obviously the borgia family is all hypocritical and the aggressive juan hate didn't make sense to me at all since they're all horrible like #horrible (affectionate) #cesare borgia #juan borgia #catherina sforza #francois arnaud #david oakes #the borgias #perioddramaedit #periodedits #cinemapix #smallscreensource #dailytvfilmgifs #juan and cesare

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

wait tell me why i apparently jotted down a bunch of dialogue for the neighbors arguing over the correct way to say "caramel" late last night. i have no memory of this

#i went into my phone notes and was like Oh? Whats This? #maybe might turn it into a fake script or transcript or something? i dont know what to do with it! #its funny though! at least i think so.... #i snickered at the ending #might spruce it up fill in the gaps and perhaps post it #maybe just to tumblr... maybe to ao3... #again! i just dont know! it's gonna bother me all day! #absolutely unprompted #why am i only clever & motivated w/ writing when im dead tired! #its very annoying #also its harder to resist the pull of fanfic #now that we have a look into character voices / dynamics #like there was enough that now im all 'oh so theyre like that then cool cool i See' #i doubt that i actually do See. i am delusional!