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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 7 months

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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

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omgrandomwords · 2 months

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november 5th’s grandchild

#taylor swift #yuri on ice #watcher #i’m upset over yuri on ice although not At All surprised #watcher shocked me #more victims of corporate greed

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humming-fly · 4 months

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I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

#nocturnal hangout buddies #so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole'#and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time'#it woulda been good #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #alphonse elric #comic #my art #doodles #always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at #in terms of efficiency and final look #and yet i basically never use it at all lma o #anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj #those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!

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meyobe · 11 months

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Pretty privilege… no MC privilege.

Lucifer

MC can boss him around however they wish or desire.

He may have a hard exterior but deep down anything MC suggest or implies he will follow.

MC is have trouble with a certain noble? He’s already talking to Diavolo.

MC likes a certain dish for dinner? He makes it every time it’s his turn to cook.

MC is being bullied by a lower demon? That demon is never to be seen from again.

There is never a second thought when to comes to provide a happy MC.

He will spend the rest of his life devoted to MC and ensuring they are never unhappy for a second.

If anyone dare to cross the line, there will be no god or being for them to pray to.

Mammon

MC is able to pull him away from anything he might be doing.

As MC first man he will never be too busy.

You want to rant to him while he’s in the shower? He’s pulling his head out the curtain to show his listening.

You want him to open a pickle jar for you while he’s on the run from Lucifer? He’s the fastest brother for a reason.

You’re being overwhelmed at RAD? Hes making sure you get escorted home immediately, no matter the consequences for ditching.

He made a promise to you and himself that he will show you his worthy of calling himself your first man.

There is no force that can stop him proving himself, to show that his isn’t a scummy demon or a loser but your protector. Protecting your heart day by day.

Leviathan

MC can depend on him no Matter what.

He is not the most dependable brother, but that’s to be noted he knows he’s brother can handle themselves.

But even knowing MC is more then capable, he still find himself helping them out of sticky situations.

He’s your one and true friend remember?

MC missed a sale because they overslept? He stood up all night tp buy you 10 copies.

MC needs a 80% on a test to be able to go out on the weekend? He’ll hacking into the system and up your grade 100%.

MC is in a trouble for sneaking out? MC was with him all night.

He finds the need to show that he can be of use.

No matter how bad a situation may be he will take MC side.

He will show everyone that he is the greatest friend to his dear Henry.

A/n: i just got my nails done and it’s a pain to type without messing up. 😥

Pt 2 is up now!!!!!!!

Part 3 is up!!!!!!

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me fluff #leviathan obey me #obey me shall we date #lucifer obey me #mammon obey me #obey me mc #mammon avatar of greed #lucifer avatar of pride #leviathan avatar of envy #mammoney #obey me lucifer #obey me levi headcanons #obey me mammon #meyobe

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 4 months

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Mc: (nudging Mammon) affection

Mammon: (petting them) you are a strange Human

Mc: (purring)

Mammon: what the fuck?

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me!#obey me mc #mammon avatar of greed #obey me mammon

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lovable-psychopath · 5 months

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I cry every time I remember that the reason Mammon is constantly in debt, broke, and has a bad relationship with witches is because the little girl he saved is being taken care of by witches and are using her as blackmail to take advantage of him, thus causing him to fall into this constant cycle.

And we (the MC) learns about this and Mammon tells us not to tell anyone. And when Levi over hears he doesn’t even believe it, only cementing the fact that Mammon purposefully is keeping this hidden because he knows no one will believe him.

Y’all Mammon is basically a Father to this girl but those witches used and trapped him.

#obey me mammon #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me mc #mammon avatar of greed #obey me nightbringer

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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the brothers: it’s obvious you have favorites, mc. ://

MC: what are you talking about?? i love all of you equally, mammon or nonmammon :)) <3

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askfordoodles · 7 months

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Mammon and Asmodeus

(utilizing/invoking their sigils)

#helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers #mammon #asmodeus #fizzarolli #it's such a magical girl thing “by the power of Greed/Lust!”#reminds me of Digimon needing crests to achieve their Ultimate forms xD #lmao Ozzie's is pre-emptive so here it just looks like Fizz set off a bomb xD

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pechirojo4 · 9 months

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"you’re mine after all! …wait, or maybe it’s that i’m yours?"

Mammon daayyy!!!

#digital aritst #digital fanart #fanart #artists on tumblr #obey me #om! shall we date #om! mammon #shall we date mammon #swd mammon #mammon fanart #mammon smut #obey me mammon #mammon avatar of greed #mammon obey me

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cowboyfatgum · 9 months

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MC: *accidentally bumping into mammon and putting on a British accent* My fault original gangster

Mammon *also putting on a British accent* No, this cannot be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

MC: For what purpose?🥺

Mammon: And discard all of your footwear as well

MC: For what purpose?😭😭😭

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jemjams02 · 2 months

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Mammon Relationship Stuff :p

no gender/genitals mentioned! contains NSFW

thank u anon for making me remember I have free will and can gnaw at my enclosure while Mammon stands on the other side of the bars, visibly afraid

Mammon constantly has his hands on you. He HAS to be touching you; a hand on the hip, arm around the shoulders, hand in the back pocket, etc. If it's not his hands, it's his whole body, he'll press against you just to feel you there

Speaking of hands, Mammon's are pretty! Perfectly manicured, and with many rings on his fingers. He often gives you one of his rings to wear! An innocent gesture in your eyes, but to him, it's just practice for when he gives you your own special ring (wink wink)

He can't say no to you. You don't even have to give him any puppy-dog eyes, he'll do pretty much anything the first time you ask! He's absolutely whipped for you, and would kill someone if you asked.

If he could, he would whisk you away to a secluded place forever. He wants you all to himself! He can't help his greed, ESPECIALLY when it comes to you. Anything you're willing to give him, he'll take and take, and sometimes he just wishes you could give him and only him your attention.

Not a sharer, and will consistently invite himself to your plans (especially the ones with his brothers). He has to make sure nobody tries to steal you away!

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Sex with Mammon happens almost every night, he honestly doesn't sleep very well without you bouncing on his cock for at least an hour before bed

Desperate to make you cum, whether it's in his mouth/on his face, on his cock, or inside him. He needs it, he's greedy for your pleasure, and sometimes will ignore his own hard-on to work your sex until you're crying and begging for him to fuck you properly

LOVES having you sit pretty on his cock! He loves using his demonic strength to push and pull you up and down his shaft; sometimes slow and teasing, and sometimes he bounces you on his cock with reckless abandon, loving the way you writhe and shake in his grip at his merciless pace.

LOUD LOUD LOUD this man cannot shut up once he's got you in his bed. If he's not yapping, he's moaning like a bitch in heat. You just feel so good!!! Constant streams of praise and compliments fall from his lips as you squeeze around him just right

Master of aftercare, he just needs a second to breathe. If you're up for it, he'll run a bath and soak with you for a while as he uses a warm washcloth on your more sensitive areas

Biter, absolutely a menace. Since Mammon made you his, you don't walk around without a few dozen marks on your body at any given time, it looks like you were attacked by a pack of wild dogs

Likes dressing you up all pretty for him, only to tear whatever cute lingerie/underwear he bought you to shreds. Likes seeing makeup get ruined by your tears as he makes you cum for the upteenth time, and he WILL have you wear jewelry (and only jewelry), his favorite color on you is gold, obviously

LOVES cumming inside, it fills him with a sense of satisfaction to see his cum filling you. He's claimed you, inside and out,

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ghostyolive · 8 months

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Y’know, considering the geneology in Fullmetal Alchemist, Greed accidentally set up the world's worst family reunion in the Beasts of Dublith arc. Imagine you get kidnapped by some guy in a gay bar who wants to legitimately take you apart and study you and he turns out the be your annoying immortal cousin that you had no clue about. And then the president shows up and also turns out to be your evil cousin

#greed accidentally creating the silliest possible meetup just because he wanted to play necromancer is very funny to me #fma #greed fma #fullmetal alchemist #fmab #fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood

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humming-fly · 10 months

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Just like Justin Mcelroy's callbacks to the chilean miners I have once again emerged to deliver this, More Team Greed Nonsense, this time featuring stupid questions ed asks to get out of work