#and yet i basically never use it at all lma o

[humming-fly]

I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

#nocturnal hangout buddies #so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole' #and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time' #it woulda been good #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #alphonse elric #comic #my art #doodles #always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at #in terms of efficiency and final look #and yet i basically never use it at all lma o #anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj #those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!

[ashesofeternity]

Rules: Answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people. Tagged by @unbenchthekench​ kill m e lobster

Last:

1. Drink: uhhhhhhhhhh COFFEE

2. Phone Call: uhhhhhhhhhh mom

3. Text: m y friend 

4. Song I listened to: Web of Lies ~ Ayreon

5. Time I cried: thursday... that’s... yesterday isn’t it...

Have you:

6. Dated someone twice: No

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: nope

8. Been cheated on: nope

9. Lost someone special: ehhhhh, not really

10. Been depressed: I think so, like this week I was considering going to a doctor to find out or something lma o

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope

List 3 favorite colors

12. Indigo

13. uhhhh that one green blue copper thing hue

14. some fucking yellow fuck idk

In the last year have you:

15. Made new friends: yeee

16. Fallen out of love: in the last year as in 2016 or 2017.

17. Laughed until I cried: I think so

18. Found out someone was talking about me: yea

19. Found out who my friends are: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what does this even me an

20. Kissed someone on your Facebook List: I don’t have a fucking facebook

General:

21. How many of my Facebook friends do I know in real life: I DON’T HAVE A

22. Do I have any pets: nope

23. Do I want to change my name: sure I guess, just to get the romanization correct ajkgjsdkhjnsfkh I used to hate my western name but nah it’s alright

24. What did I do for my last birthday: I DON’T REMEMBER???????? I THINK I WENT TO A RESTAUrANT?????

25. What time do I wake up: 11:30, basically. Yes I go to sleep at 8am.... yes I know...............

26. What was I doing at midnight last night: awaiting death

27. Name something I can’t wait for: death... no uhhhh for the month/classes to end

28. When was the last time I saw my mom: like uh yesterday she’s not home yet

29. What is one thing in my life I wish I could change: My Shitty lack of motivation to do anything hey lobster I’m keeping your answer for this

30. What am I listening to right now:  The Fifth Extinction ~ Ayreon

31. Have I ever talked to a person named Tom: I... don’t think so

32. Something that is getting on my nerves: life

33. Most visited website: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk, according to chrome it’s this news portal

34. Mole(s): uhhhh beauty marks, some on my shoulders and arms, IDK if there’s more asjkhnskfhnfdsh

35. Mark(s): one on my arm WHAT THE FUCK I CAN’T FIND IT WHAT oh nvm found it no need to start a conspiracy theory yet

36. Childhood dream: cronch bones

37. Hair Color: Black

38. Long or short hair: what is this like supposed to uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I never know if it’ s preference or facts uhhhhhhhhh

39. Do I have a crush on someone: on everyone.

40. What do I like about myself: like uhhhhh most of it, except the things I do, I’m like, good concept, terrible execution

41. Piercing: Nope

42. Blood type: fuck I don’t remember I’ll die because of this won’t I I think it’s b something

43. Nicknames: teb

44. Relationship status: in a commited relationship with my 17 wives (this is an euphemism, it’s actually 17000)

45. Zodiac: leo

46. Pronouns: He/Him

47. Favorite T.V. Show: uhhhhh what the fuck is a television

48. Left or right handed: Right

49. Surgery: I tihnk when I was a baby I fucked my arm up or something idk

50. Hair dyed a different color: Nope

51. Sport: lying in bed dead

52. Vacation: like what does this mean sjkgnhksfdh uhhhhhh last time I went to Vitória

53. Pair of trainers: this is such a cryptic meme dude

More General:

54. Eating: nothing atm, when mom gets home we’ll probably order something I think it’s too late to cook

55. Drinking: Water, coffee, bone hurting j

56. I’m about to: Ignore my huge essay for 2 more days and do it all in the last 2 days I can

57. Want: idk nothing specific right now... god that’s... so fucked up... help akldsjsdklhjsfdh

58. Get married: I have 17 wives.

59. Career: no, no no  no  not yet

60. Hugs or kisses: fuck dude idk both

61. Lips or eyes: I’d prefer both, that’s kinda bfucke d up.....eyes

62. Shorter or taller: like is this preferences.... .shorter

63. Older or younger: I’ll treat it as preferences and uhhh either

64. Nice arms or nice stomach: for some reason I keep thinking like you can’t have one without the other and you just reminded me that there’s people out there with amputation fetishes so FUCK YOU

65. Sensitive or loud: uhhh sensitive

66. Hookup or relationship: honestly atm neither.

67. Troublemaker or hesitant: these are not... mutually exclusive

Have I ever:

68. Kissed a stranger: nope

69. Drank hard liquor: which ones are hard liquors let me google oh yes

70. Lost glasses/contact lenses: ok so funny story: last year my class went to this uhhhh farmhouse place idk how to define it in english cottage does not fit at all but there was no farm idk this slightly rural place and we stayed there for about a week and uhhh there was a pool, so one time I came back from the pool and I saw glasses on the table and was 100% sure they were not my glasses. After one hour searching I had to accept that they were my glasses. THey did not fucking look lik e my glasses like wtf dude. The lenses worked though so I guess I was wrong.

71. Turned someone down: yea

72. Sex on first date: nope

73. Broken someone’s heart: I guess not really

74. Had your heart broken: yea

75. Been arrested: not yet

76. Cried when someone died: nope

77. Fallen for a friend: yea

Do I believe in:

78. Yourself: not this week but yeah usually

79. Miracles: ehhh not exactly, it’s more blended in with believing in myself

80. Love at first sight: not exactly either

81.Santa Claus: [insert image of köksal baba here] if the little helpers are real so is saint nick

82. Kiss on first date: uhhhh idk

Other:

83. Current best friend(s): there’s like 15 how do I

84. Eye color: Brown

85. Favorite movie: WAIT WEREn’T THE sE 92 QUESTIONS THIS IS WRONG THIS MEME IS A CRYPTIC SCAM I’m NOT TAGGING ANYONE