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s0ftand0nly · 8 months
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lmao i sent this to my bf and he just randomly decided that he HATES lewis (he has never played sdv)
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kayzis · 7 months
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alternative means of income
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givemeureyes · 1 year
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“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.
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undeadbetareads · 6 months
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I absolutely love that anyone who plays Stardew Valley has such strong opinions on who is the worst villager in the game and what should happen to them.
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lizardfootman · 1 year
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✨babygirlifies your mayor✨
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spongek-squidge · 8 months
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BREAKING NEWS!
Mayor of local town ‘Stardew Valley’ has beef with young billionaire farmer over his favourite underwear!
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justmaizey · 3 months
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i really like stardew valley so far
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juminohuts · 2 years
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mayor lewis leaves you a wrapped box of parsnip seeds inside to plant when you first move in and the bed in your home is very different than the one we see grandpa laying on in the cutscene. they're always working together on various projects around town so i like to believe lewis and robin tried to make the place nice for you after being abandoned for so many years. and she even decorates it with her homemade furniture to match your farm <3 they really wanted to make you feel welcomed to pelican town, didn't they?
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suga2shi · 7 months
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“i am NEVER letting that jolly blonde fuck drive the motorcycle again.”
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skelerangart · 2 months
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Lewis was surprisingly hard because I feel like one mistake and you just end up with luigi instead
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majorbisexualpanic · 1 month
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if mayor lewis has a million fans, i am against all of them.
if mayor lewis has ten fans i am not one of them
if mayor lewis has one hater that is me.
if mayor lewis has no haters, that means i am no more on the earth.
if the world loves mayor lewis i am against the world
fuck you lewis and all your commitments issues.
marnie deserves better.
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The good thing of not having the new update yet is I can easily stock up on soup ingredients.
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Shane finding out about the Marnie and Lewis relationship? And that Lewis won’t openly be with her?
So... how would Shane react? Depending on exactly how he finds out about it.
If Marnie just tells him about it right away, his face express pure cringe, along the lines like "seriously? Out of all the candidates, you chose him?", but then he'll say that it's up to Marnie to decide who she's happy with.
If, on the other hand, Shane catches Lewis late at night trying to sneak in through the window (like a teenager, merciful Yoba 🤦) and scares him or Jas, Shane will make a scene. For where is it seen that local mayor climb like night thief into a house! Shane lives here too! And Jas! Who thought about the girl when that old prick came through the window?! Maybe Jas would have been scared to death and crying!
His attitude towards this not-so-pleasant event changes dramatically when Shane learns that it's kept secret and he's not supposed to tell anyone. If earlier it was cringe, now it's complete confusion mixed with disbelief, anger and disgust.
It's going to take a lot of willpower (or Jas standing next to him, because he's not going to swear in front of her) to keep from screaming and swearing at everyone (mostly Lewis).
"Am I the only adult here?!" The fact that they're actually behaving even worse than teenagers just pissed Shane off. Even more infuriating to him was the fact that it was Lewis' initiative to keep everything a secret from everyone in Pelican Town.
"Marnie, you're letting him treat you like garbage?!"
"Shane, mind your-"
"Shut the fuck up, you old farts, I'm talking to Marnie right now, not you!"
Anyway, there's gonna be a scandal. Shane will say everything he thinks about their mayor and scold him for being a coward, also not forgetting to add that all this talk about "tainted status" is bullshit and a stupid excuse.
"So worried about your status? Then go fuck your status instead."
One of my personal developments in the plot is that Lewis, some time after the scandal, realises that there's really no point in keeping it a secret and that it hurts Marnie's feelings so much. So at the Flower Dance, the Mayor will shout, "Ah, frick it!" and kiss Marnie passionately in full view of everyone. And Marnie will return the favour.
Lewis will expect judgement, but in the end half the residents will just breathe a sigh of relief and shout "Finally!" (Shane will shout louder than everyone), then so the other half will just congratulate Lewis and Marnie. The Mayor is shocked. And feels like a complete arse and an idiot for not doing it sooner.
Shane is still sceptical about Marnie's choice, but it's her choice. The only thing he can do is make sure Lewis doesn't pull something like this in the future, or else the conflict won't be resolved simply by words.
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All players at this moment are like "finally, time to ruin the mayor's life"
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I was looking on Pinterest and:
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Every mom in Stardew Valley or the f! farmer if they have a kid.
Also if you wanna buy this shirt for whatever reason:
Not Now, Sweety. Mommy’s Cyberbuilying The Mayor T-Shirt - Love Art USA
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spoopieere · 1 month
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Just found out if you went up to Lewis while wearing the Trimmed Golden Purple Shorts, you'd scare the shit out of him.
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