#maria twilight

[rose-lily-hale]

#twilight #twilightedit #jasper hale #maria twilight #mystuff #the night time lighting in these movies is atrocious

[su-angelvicioso]

#‘‘Jasper was relieved he didn’t have to kill her’’ #‘‘If you see María again… tell her I wish her well’’ #these two quotes specifically live on my mind RENT FREE!!! 🥺🤧💖 #maría my beloved #maria #maría #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #twilight meme #twilight #the twilight saga #maria twilight #twilight maria #jasria #jasría #jasper x maria #maria x jasper

[equallyguilty]

𝖏𝖆𝖘𝖕𝖊𝖗 𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖊 𝖒𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖇𝖔𝖆𝖗𝖉

#twilight #equallyguilty #jasper hale #jasper #alice cullen #twilight moodboard #moodboard #edward cullen #bella swan #maria twilight #cullen #twilight inspired #eclipse #breaking dawn #new moon #jasper hale aesthetic #twilight aesthetic

[speedofsunlight]

our best girl! causing havoc in the south!

#procreate #art #twilight #twilight fanart #twilight art #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #maria #twilght maria #maria twilight

[light-miracles]

Edward: Bella, Jasper has a questionable past.

Bella: Oh I know about the war crimes-

Edward: Who cares about that. He had sex before marriage with a woman that's not his wife, Bella!!

#There's no way he's chill about María #twilight renascence #twilight renessaince #twilight #edward cullen #Bella swan #jasper whitlock #maria twilight #Maria #María #Maria de Monterrey

[eclipsingmidnight]

What do you MEAN you didn’t vote for María in the twilight character poll??!?!?!

This be us fr @fuckmeyer @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis

#meme #twilight character poll #@fuckmeyer #@the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis #maria #maría #maria my main mexican #twilight #twilight saga #the twilight saga #maria twilight #twilight maria

[vampyrheartz]

Au moodboard—

Maria takes the newborn Bree under her wing, they hide out in Mexico avoiding the volturi

#mine #twilight #tts #bree tanner #maria twilight #moodboard #maria fc: Bethany Mota #bree fc: Jenna Ortega #headcanon #twilight renaissance #twilightedit #the twilight series #the twilight saga #twilight maria #twilight bree

[rose-lily-hale]

#twilight #twilightedit #jasper hale #maria twilight #mystuff

[su-angelvicioso]

María: She knows too much, we must get rid of her.

Jasper: She’s our therapist.

#incorrect twilight quotes #maría my beloved #maría #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #twilight #twilight saga #maria twilight #twilight maria #jasper x maria #jasria #jasría #she would say this 💀

[gaypirate420]

I had two bisexual ideas but honestly I don't know if I should write them so.

*In this household we do not hate Maria, we are a proud Mexican home so sftu and don't come telling me how much you hate Maria (or Alice too).

*Reader is afab and neutral pronouns.

#bisexuals/pansexuals assemble #jasper whitlock x reader #jasper hale x reader #jasper whitlock hale #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #maria twilight #alice cullen #alice cullen x reader #jasper x alice #why does Maria has no last name tf

[goldeneyedgirl]

seriously what the hell happened to the grain silo, i think it's the second time i read this in your fics 😭

I knew I used it somewhere else before STL, and I couldn't remember where but it's now a fixed point in Jasper's time in the South for all of my fics.

This is a very rough outline of what happened, and details could change in the future as I refine it.

So, I need you to imagine that this is around the time that Peter and Jasper become besties, they trust each other, they joke around, things are not yet Awful. Peter's no longer a newborn but still has a dose of impulsivity that hasn't yet worn off.

Maria sends them out to scout on a perfectly quiet night. They're joking and not taking it as seriously as they should because there's no reason to - no fresh scents, no evidence of enemies, just a night in the middle of nowhere. Peter suggests they run a little outside their territory, scope out an area Maria is interested in, before they report back.

So they venture down towards an old farm that's abandoned, trashed etc.

Big mistake. They're caught by scouts from another army (Mirabel's; I don't think Mirabel has been mentioned in anything posted yet but if she has, she's back) and there are way more of Mirabel's scouts than Jasper and Peter, and they recognise Jasper.

The smart thing to do would be to get the fuck back onto Maria's territory, head straight back for backup and deal with these scouts. But no one ever accused Peter of being smart.

So Peter barrels towards the farm, figuring they can use it for cover, or at least get the high ground for the upcoming fight. Jasper goes after him, already realising this is a terrible idea. The scouts follow them.

Fighting occurs, several farm buildings are wiped out, and ultimately, the silo is the last thing standing. Both Peter and Jasper have some bites, are frustrated, and the last three scouts are being difficult. So they climb the grain silo.

This thing is so old. It's been abandoned for years, somehow survived a fire, and is no longer water-tight. It is powerfully unsafe for a human.

Peter is perched at the top and Jasper is still climbing, uneasy by the smell coming from decades of rotten, mouldy grain, and how structurally unsound it is.

And just as Jasper reaches the top, ready to put Peter on a leash for the next decade, the silo lets out a groan and collapses. Well, Jasper and Peter fall *into* the silo as it tips.

It's a very interesting smell, they are smothered in the dark surrounded by rotting grain and free-falling, and Jasper knows exactly how dangerous the situation is - they are essentially sitting ducks. The sound it makes as it hits the ground is heard right back at Maria's base.

Of course, the scouts figure they've basically won, they just have to kill Jasper and Peter inside the silo, so they go in to trap them.

Only to have both Peter and Jasper silently drag them under the grain and behead them like some kind of nightmare fuel grain shark.

It would be terrifying; you think you've cornered your enemy, you climb inside this busted silo to see your future victims and suddenly an arm grabs you and pulls you under and that's all she wrote. You die with a mouthful of mouldy grain and the realisation that it doesn't matter how stupid the situation is, the Major of Monterrey will win every time.

One of the scouts does put up a decent fight with Peter which basically ends with Peter, Jasper and the Scout slipping and sliding inside the silo, trying to get traction long enough to not die and kill the other guy. Very slapstick.

So Peter and Jasper climb out of the silo, smelling fascinating and covered with mould and muck and grain, and Jasper is not amused as they gather the parts to burn.

As they stand around the fire, Peter breaks the silence and goes "So..."

"We never speak of this again. No one will ever find out about this."

They do have to tell Maria that the farm she wanted is decimated and blame Mirabel's scouts. They had nothing to do with it, they just killed the scouts. Who even knows what went down. Not them.

It takes a little bit of time for Jasper to be amused by that incident, and by the time he's joined the Cullens, he thinks that it's hilarious. They fucking tipped over a grain silo because Peter was still in his untrained-puppy phase of development. They stank for a month because Peter had decided that Jasper could win any fight ever and that the solution to the problem he created was to climb a death trap.

Peter still denies that it ever happened.

#asks #peter twilight #jasper hale #maria twilight #twilight fic #in stl mary-alice was not involved #mostly because she and peter would have ended up trying to kill each other in the silo for sport #maria never found out the full story because she would have ripped them both new assholes #mirabel's coven always triggers a disaster for maria's coven #if mirabel is involved it all goes wrong for maria but in a funny way #maria hates mirabel because she thinks mirabel has a thing for jasper; it's not jasper mirabel's got a crush on #charlotte still claims that peter's hair smells odd a century later

[edytheelizabethcullen]

Alice: I can fix him

Maria: I can make him worse

#absolutely yes this is about jasper #alice cullen #maria twilight #twilight #twilight renaissance #does Maria not have a last name #I’m too lazy to Google #I feel like smeyer did not give her one though

[light-miracles]

Twilight is probably the most bizarre fandom I've been in. You guys have a mexican vampire queen that used to bite confederate soldiers in 1860 to create an army to avenge the death of her whole family and can't overcome her grief and pain and you all HATE HER????

#María my beloved #HOW is she so disliked i don't get it #It's because of Jasper?? #María Twilight #maria twilight #twilight renascence #twilight renessaince #Jasria #Twilight

[flowerslut]

"There was nothing to be learned from this. No lesson to stumble across blindly. Maria had always known that being anything other than swift and harsh and eager to kill would make you a shitty leader. She had always led with an iron fist. No mercy. No kindness. No second chances."

—Chapter 15, Attached, Roots

#maria twilight #twilight fanfiction #twilight moodboard #merry christmas you get two chapters this week instead of one #roots

[twilight-moodboards]

Moodboard of Leah x Maria x Rosalie with a theme of pansexuality.

Requested by: anon.

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight fandom #twilight aesthetic #twilight moodboard #twilight graphic #TwiPride #leah clearwater #Rosalie Hale #maria twilight #pansexual #for anon #mod cassandra

[moonice20408]

Smeyer is obsessed with teenagers fr

So, after seeing this post by @the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis, I ended up going through the Illustrated Guide a bit more thoroughly to look at the ages of all the Twilight Vamps when they were turned. It's a bit creepy honestly, and the woman the woman is for sure not trying to hide her knks with these mostly teenagers. 

And i dunno, quick fic info sheet if it helps anyone 🤷‍♀️

Edward – 17

Bella – 18

Alice – 19

Jasper – 19

Emmett – 20

Rosalie – 18

Esme – 26

Carlisle – ‘Approximately’ 23. I would like to take the time to mention that people did know the date when he was alive, so the fact Carlisle canonly doesn’t know his exact age is ridiculous. AND ALSO the London sewers had not been created at this time, so how was he killed by sewer vamps smeyer!?

Victoria – Born in the 1550s, transformed late 1560s, at around 18.

James – Born around 1780, turned around 1805, making him about 25. 🚩

Laurent – DOB 1700s, turned around 1740s at about 40.

Eleazar - DOB 1700s. Transformed in 1700s.

Carmen – DOB 1700s. Transformed in 1700s. Lazy writing. 🙄

Irina – DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s.

Kate (full name Katrina I just learnt) - DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s.

Tanya - DOB 1000s. Transformed 1000s. We get it smeyer, you can't be bothered...

Garrett – DOB mid 1700’s. Transformed around 1780. Won’t lie. I read that wrong at first and thought he was 80 for a sec…

There is not really any info on the girl’s mother, Sasha, that isn’t in the books, but the immortal child, Vasilii, she created was 3.

Aro – Ok, so the guide says ‘Born around 1300 BC’ and ‘Transformed around 1260 BC’ But at the bottom of the same page says he was ‘transformed in his mid-20’s’ so ????

Marcus – ‘Transformed before he was 20’ But at the top of the page has his DOB as ‘Around 1350 B.C’ and his date of transformation ‘Unknown’… Like girl can you not do simple math!?

Caius – Late 40’s. But same as Marcus, has a DOB but and unknown date for his transformation.

Sulpicia – Described as a ‘lovely young orphan’ 😶

Didyme – No age, but is younger than Aro.

Athenodora – No real description, was already turned when she met Caius.

Alec – 12 or 13

Jane – 12 or 13

Demetri – DOB around 1000 AD. Transformation after 1000 AD. Thanks smeyer, very helpful.

Felix – Mans got no birthdays 😔

Heidi – DOB before 1550. Transformed before 1550. Yup, ‘before’ on both dates. How can this woman give everyone an exact height, but lose interest with the birthdays? You size-kink is showing smeyer.

Renata – Around 20. Why does this random character who doesn’t show up until the end have an age, but my man felix got nothin!?

Chelsea – DOB before 1100AD. Transformation after 1100AD. Girl just pick a number 😤

Afton – No dates

Corin – No dates

Santiago – No dates

Amun – Born before 2500 BC, but no indication of age.

Kebi - Born before 2500 BC, but no indication of age.

Benjamin – Born sometime between 1790 – 1800. Transformed sometime between 1805 – 1820 at age 15. HE IS 15!?!?!?! 👶

Tia – As a human, she was 3 years younger than Benjamin. But she was turned 5 years after him when she was 17. They are also distantly related. Because of course they are 🥴

Liam – Born around 1615, turned around 1651, making him 36.

Siobhan – Born around 1490, turned around 1510, at approximately 20.

Maggie – Born 1832, turned 1847, also 15! 👶

Maria – No DOB, but transformed 1800’s or earlier, at 19

Lucy – No dates.

Nettie – No dates

Stefan – Unknown DOB, turned before 1000 BC.

Vladimir - Unknown DOB, turned before 1000 BC. Also, smeyer did enough research to know Romania was not yet a country when these two were turned, but didn’t know about the London sewer system. My girl, get 👏 it 👏together👏

Alistair – Born around 1300, transformed around 1320, so is around 20

Peter – Born between 1860 and 1920. Turn between 1860 and 1920. Just pick a number woman.

Charlotte – Born between 1920 and 1925. Turned around 1938, at 18. Smeyer, just say she was born in 1920, why is it so hard for you to do that. The amount of times I’ve written ‘around’ is starting to piss me off. JUST DECIDE. IT IS LITTERALLY UP TO YOU. 😤😤😤

Kachiri – No dates

Senna – No dates

Zafrina – No dates. Rude. We know why. 🙃

#twilight #edward cullen #Bella Swan #alice cullen #jasper hale #jasper whitlock #Rosalie Hale #Emmett Cullen #Emmett McCarty #esme cullen #carlisle cullen #aro volturi #Caius Volturi #Marcus Volturi #demetri volturi #felix volturi #jane volturi #alec volturi #Heidi Volturi #maria twilight #victoria #james #laurent #tanya denali #Irina Denali #kate denali #smeyer