Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
#twilight renessaince
neighbourhoodghost · 18 hours ago
Text
I think the only reason I’d want to become a vampire is to beat people in a foot race and also do that thing where kids pretend to run really far away but they actually didn’t move. But because I’m a vampire it’ll just look like I didn’t move when I really did and make everyone annoyed
3 notes · View notes
helganacht · a day ago
Text
Mates I just realized... why don’t the Cullens go all by their human last name in high school? Like Edward Masen, Emmet McCarty... Why do they pretend that they even partly are biological siblings, when they could just tell everyone they were individually adopted? The biological sibling -aspect does NOT make their story any more believable... and next time they start high school either Bella or Edward has to go by Hale if they wanna keep on dating in public. And I don’t like that.
4 notes · View notes
neighbourhoodghost · a day ago
Text
I am actually upset that I actively chose not to get into twilight when the movies came out, like I might cry about it
0 notes
TWILIGHT AU WHERE CARLISLE IS STILL OLD AS FUCK BUT THE CULLEN KIDS ARE ACTUAL LATE MILLENIALS/OLD GEN Z AND THE FIRST THING THEY DO WHEN CARLISLE ADOPT THEM IS SPAMMING HIM WITH THE "YOU ARE MY DAD" VINE.
2 notes · View notes
charliesshotgun · 3 days ago
Text
twilight au when Edward says , “look after my heart, i left it with you.” but he actually tore out his heart and put it in her floorboard
61 notes · View notes
its-a-worm · 4 days ago
Text
ok but like we expected so much out of vampire bella.
in both the movies and books they hyped how she would be a monster and out of control and the most gorgeous creature to ever exist but instead we have tired soccer mom who wears too much grey™️ and runescape.
i want a refund.
11 notes · View notes
neighbourhoodghost · 4 days ago
Text
I just want to talk to the costume and wardrobe designer for twilight because who ever decided that ugly ass wig was suitable on jacob black need a firm discussion, just a chat, I just wanna talk.
6 notes · View notes
volturiwolf · 5 days ago
Text
I've been writing an Embry Call x fem! Reader at the same time as "the Volturi princess" and I'm pretty excited (I do a pretty wild imagination).
It's taking place in Eclipse, and I haven't even finished it yet, and I'm already thinking of a sequel talking place in Breaking Dawn.
8 notes · View notes
poptartsarereal · 5 days ago
Text
Not to disrespect the "twilight" (2008) soundtrack (I think most can agree it is great), but maybe if "shadows of the night" by pat benatar and "total eclipse of the heart," (Which was originally written for a vampire romance) were included, things today would be a little bit different
1 note · View note
neighbourhoodghost · 7 days ago
Text
I got told that I’m ‘dusting off Jacob Black’ but this hellsite told ME that there’s a twilight renaissance rn and I’ll die on the TR (twilight Renaissance) hill
I’ve never been more disrespected in my life ‘dusting off Jacob black’ MY ASS I’ll take JB to my grave
0 notes
neighbourhoodghost · 7 days ago
Text
I feel emotions about twilight like it’s 2011
2 notes · View notes
numbernope · 8 days ago
Text
Tumblr media
Twilight rennesainse? That was a thing apparently? OMG
I went through the tags and let me tell you this, BELLA WAS STUPID AF
Am I the only one who wouldn't notice Edward-brooding-imamonster-Cullen when this blonde badass bitch was sitting next to him?
Also, damn I forgot how bad those books/movies were... And eleven years old me loved them
That explains so much in my life XDD
7 notes · View notes
Vampire therapists time.
Time to write about vampires therapists.
First of all, let's exclude empath of the whole vampires therapists thing.
Why ? Well because feeling directly the emotions of severly traumatised vampires during a session would be pretty shitty and ending up in the therapist needing therapy.
Mind readers could be vampires therapists but they would more likely make their clients feel uncomfortable, because if you're a severely traumatized immortal with all the time in the world, you don't want a stranger to dissect your private thoughts.
The Cullens would not be therapists, they would need therapy. A lot of therapy.
Vampires that used to be therapists could be vampires therapists because they are already therapists.
Generally speaking, older vampires would make good vampires therapists, because they had the time to study the evolution of a vampire's existence and to follow the progress of the methods of therapy.
Older vampires are also more in control and less likely to have the "first centuries of un-life depression".
But for older vampires to be therapists they would need to be connected to the modern culture because imagine the gen z newborn having a crisis only to be responded "WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE" by some old ass motherfucker who dress like they just stabbed Julius Caesar twenty-three times.
So yeah the vampires therapists need to keep up with the evolution of human society.
I think there should also be group therapists to like make some group therapy.
Also I can just imagine vampires having crisis like :
"Is it okay to be attracted to mens now ? Can I kiss that fine man ? It was not allowed when I was alive."
"Jean you were born in a peasant family in the 1400's, it was litteraly a couple centuries ago. Yes you can kiss the fine man, if he's okay with you kissing him of course."
I mean there as to be so many vampires going into shock just because they just discovered something new or that something was actually authorized after so many years.
"WOMEN CAN VOTE ? WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID NOBODY TOLD ME ? I FOUGHT FOR THAT !"
"Yes Margaret, but you isolated yourself in the middle of nowhere and drinked on lost tourists for decades, it is normal that you didn't know. I doubt you did the conversation with the humans you drank."
Vampires therapists would be so useful.
The Volturi should have formed a crew of vampires therapists.
8 notes · View notes
Text
Happy Mother’s Day to all the twilight moms ❤️
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
But not Renee
Tumblr media
49 notes · View notes