Vampire therapists time.
Time to write about vampires therapists.
First of all, let's exclude empath of the whole vampires therapists thing.
Why ? Well because feeling directly the emotions of severly traumatised vampires during a session would be pretty shitty and ending up in the therapist needing therapy.
Mind readers could be vampires therapists but they would more likely make their clients feel uncomfortable, because if you're a severely traumatized immortal with all the time in the world, you don't want a stranger to dissect your private thoughts.
The Cullens would not be therapists, they would need therapy. A lot of therapy.
Vampires that used to be therapists could be vampires therapists because they are already therapists.
Generally speaking, older vampires would make good vampires therapists, because they had the time to study the evolution of a vampire's existence and to follow the progress of the methods of therapy.
Older vampires are also more in control and less likely to have the "first centuries of un-life depression".
But for older vampires to be therapists they would need to be connected to the modern culture because imagine the gen z newborn having a crisis only to be responded "WHO ARE YOU I AM FROM ANCIENT GREECE" by some old ass motherfucker who dress like they just stabbed Julius Caesar twenty-three times.
So yeah the vampires therapists need to keep up with the evolution of human society.
I think there should also be group therapists to like make some group therapy.
Also I can just imagine vampires having crisis like :
"Is it okay to be attracted to mens now ? Can I kiss that fine man ? It was not allowed when I was alive."
"Jean you were born in a peasant family in the 1400's, it was litteraly a couple centuries ago. Yes you can kiss the fine man, if he's okay with you kissing him of course."
I mean there as to be so many vampires going into shock just because they just discovered something new or that something was actually authorized after so many years.
"WOMEN CAN VOTE ? WHY THE ABSOLUTE FUCK DID NOBODY TOLD ME ? I FOUGHT FOR THAT !"
"Yes Margaret, but you isolated yourself in the middle of nowhere and drinked on lost tourists for decades, it is normal that you didn't know. I doubt you did the conversation with the humans you drank."
Vampires therapists would be so useful.
The Volturi should have formed a crew of vampires therapists.
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