richie throws up when his nerves are wrecked if you even care
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i love teddie being a little bit fucked up and freaky.
his mouth doesnt move when he talks. but he can still open it to eat.
what if when hes around people who dont know what he is he tries his best not to emote much. because what sort of costume moves its ears and tail and mouth and eyes and all that stuff.
when he unzips his head even partially theres nothing inside, just void, and his face becomes fully blank. only when he wants it to, his human body shows up in there
when he gets hurt instead of blood theres just black goo coming out when hes a boy. and when a bear theres just stuffing coming out.
theres something very wrong with him and sometimes. sometimes you can forget that because he is very cute and acts silly his tail jingles and his steps squeak but then. he does something or you notice something off and it becomes lowkey uncanny.
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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
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John "Soap" "Quick Shot" Mactavish who can't help coming as soon as your pretty pussy sinks down the length of his cock. He groans low in his throat, his cock twitching as he floods you with his spend. Swears this has never happened before, that you just felt too good, he's sensitive from being away so long, blah blah blah... as if it isn't more rewarding to lift up and start bouncing on his sensitive cock so that he's grabbing your hips and swearing through his next orgasm.
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How does the spooder sleep?
A study on drider sleep positions.
The belly sleeper
- not as comfy as it looks
- looks like you face planted
- standing up is fast
2. The side sleeper
- comfy
- spider leg salad
3. The dead spider
- you look pretty dead
- comfy for the drow spine
- standing up involves a lot of wriggling
4. The sleeping giraffe
- hella cute
- spine will hurt tho
More sleeping spider ->
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Ya'll want to know the funniest shit?
I'm researching the era when Alastor was alive right now to get a better idea of both his character, the life he lived before Hell, and to hash out a backstory for him.
And so, apparently, Alastor lived through the Prohibition (which was basically the United States government illegalizing the manufacture, transportation, and sale of alcohol because they thought it was the cause of a lot of domestic violence and child abandonment).
Alastor canonically died in 1933.
Do you know how long the Prohibition lasted?
From 1920-1933.
ALASTOR LITERALLY DIED THE SAME YEAR ALCOHOL BECAME LEGAL AGAIN. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW BITTER HE MUST'VE BEEN?
The Prohibition officially ended on December 5, 1933, and now my headcanon is that Alastor died December 6, 1933. Literally the day after he could legally drink all the booze he wanted.
I am learning a LOT about New Orleans and the era Alastor lived through (including the gay community in the city at the time) which has been a lot of fun, and I just wanted to share that tidbit because it is so fucking funny to me.
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