"While this court would usually find the Free Bird Solo defence compelling, you were blasting it while getting a parking ticket. The defendant is found to be lame, and the fine remains set at $200."
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They knew what the fuck they were doing when they wrote freebird.
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Making this for my cousin's boyfriend who thinks rock music is solely British even though he's literally twice my age and has no idea that I (an 18 y/o who's met him twice) am still mad about this
like I'm happy to share it 50/50 and argue the semantics but god damn. Zero credit for my boys Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix?? Not on my watch
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You guys ever listen to a song from the 70s and are like “dang I KNOW the coke/lsd/mushrooms/ecstasy/weed/whatever the hell else they were on was hitting DIFFERENT on this guitar solo”
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It’s hard to pick your favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song. This one is at least in the TOP 5.
SONG OF THE DAY - Tuesday, October 17, 2023
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Lynyrd Skynyrd Perform At Glasgow Apollo Theatre In 1977
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Songs to sing while doing CPR
Motivational CPR songs
“Stayin' Alive" by Bee Gees
“It’s My Life” by Bon Jovi
“Heaven Can Wait” by Iron Maiden
“Stronger” by Britney Spears
“Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)” by Backstreet Boys
"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
“Achy Breaky Heart” by Billy Ray Cyrus
Easy to remember CPR songs
“Respect” by Aretha Franklin
"Sorry" by Justin Bieber
"Hips Don’t Lie" by Shakira
"Work It" by Missy Elliott
"Spirit In the Sky" by Norman Greenbaum
"One Week" by Barenaked Ladies
"Dancing Queen" by ABBA
"Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
"Rock Your Body" by Justin Timberlake
Slightly unhinged but acceptable songs
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper
"MMMBop" by Hanson
"Gives You Hell" by The All-American Rejects
“YMCA” by Village People
Maybe sing it in your head CPR songs
“Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
“Bye Bye Bye” by Nsync
“He Ain't Worth Missing” by Toby Keith
“Die Young” by Black Sabbath
“The Sound of Silence” by Simon and Garfunkel
“The Final Countdown” by Europe
“Highway to Hell” by AC/DC
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Cayde would’ve won the fight with the Scorn if he had harnessed the power of the Free Bird Solo.
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