If you don’t know him, go check Chris Olsen ❤️
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Had an experience at the bike shop that makes me think fantasy creatures might be real, cos I think he was a siren or something
Totally charming, that kind of lots of eye contact, slow smile, softly spoken thing. If I were younger I'd've been blushing the whole time, but really I just wanted my bike chain looked at
I've asked for a service, but instead he takes the bike, hangs it up, then just changed the gear a bunch of times. For like, three minutes straight. Completely focused on the bike, clicking gears, just doing it
He gives it back and goes, I think it should be fixed now
What?? I was sure he was wrong, but he's so confident and lovely I was just like "amazing, thanks"
I leave, paying nothing and full of doubt. I cycle home and the beautiful bike whisperer has fucking fixed it. Tightened something and it's great now. Back wheel was misaligned but I fixed that on the road no stress
So, I think he's a siren and his siren ability works on bikes too, cos he absolutely seduced my bike into working again
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Ideal work schedule:
I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks
I complete the list
I leave immedietly
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me when i have like 20 notifications in the span of five minutes and when i go check its just the same guy rapidfire liking and reblogging posts
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Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?
Important Edit!!!!!
I don't mean to piggyback off of the success of this post but
A trans person is in need of your financial help
My friend @the-fab-fox is struggling and is in need of help
If you can, please consider donating to him, lord knows he needs it right now
Finley is at risk of losing his living situation, vet bills piling up, and much more
Please consider donating to his fundraiser (linked below) or donating via PayPal (
[email protected]) with a note that it's for the GoFundMe
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Thank you for those who have donated so far, it means the world to him and to me!
If you could, please donate further so Finley is able to get the products that he needs!
Please follow this link to understand what and why
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
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