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#and this isn’t some like “IF A CUTE GUY HARASSES A GIRL SHED LOVE IT BUT WHEN A FAT GUY DOES IT SHED HATE IT”
sweaty-confetti · 9 months
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idk y’all should treat fat men better. and i don’t mean mildly chubby guys i mean honest-to-god love-handles-and-double-chins fat guys. stop calling them shit like discord mods or gross weebs or nasty creeps or neckbeards or that they’re stinky or sweaty or beer bellied or whatever else. fatphobia isn’t cute, even repackaged in a neat little box of “ew men”
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tavern-aa · 4 years
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Hello! Um wondering if I could ask for a OHSHC Hikaru x short male where Hikaru want to ask reader out but all his host “tactics” don’t seem to work.
Hikaru Hitachiin: Tactics
A/N: leviathan. Of course, don’t be afraid to ask! This is so pure and I love it so much. I love OHSHC so thank you for requesting!! 
Warnings: excessive fluff 
X Short Male Reader
Word Count: 2k
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“Welcome~”
The Ouran host club was open for business, much like everyday, and the king was gliding around the room, dazzling the costumers. The hosts seemed to be in high spirits, there was no particular reason as to why, that day just seemed to bring a certain happiness to everyone. Well, almost everyone. Hikaru let out another disdainful sigh as he sat on the windowsill, watching crowds of students below mingle.
He didn’t get it, why wasn’t it working. His charms had never failed him before, well except with Haruhi, but that was different. Sure he had liked her once upon a time, but...this, it felt like his heart was breaking every time he was shut down. Hikaru didn’t think the boy was doing it on purpose, he probably didn’t even understand that Hikaru liked him. Y/N wasn’t just a game for him, he wasn’t a toy like everyone else. He was special, he was beautiful, and he was going to be his.
“Um, excuse me? Hikaru? Are you okay? We brought you some cake if you’d like? It’s strange when you’re not happy and playing with Kaoru,” one of his guests questioned, approaching as if he were a wounded animal ready to strike. He glanced over at her before letting another sigh slip from his lips. His face then broke out in a grin as he made his way over to Kaoru.
“I’m sorry, ladies. I didn’t mean to be so depressing during our time together, let me make it up to you!”
The guests squealed after his sentence, watching in awe as he turned his brothers gaze to face his own. Their look of pure love cause a few girls to faint from happiness. Truth be told, the girls disgusted Hikaru. They were so loud and obnoxious, all they wanted was to see him and his brothers “forbidden love.” What a load of crap. He couldn’t wait for club hours to finish for the day.
Once club hours ended Hikaru reclaimed his spot at the window. He knew he had to make Y/N his but he wasn’t sure how. He knew he couldn’t rely on Kaoru for this, if he wanted Y/N to like him he knew he would have to flirt on his own. But, none of his usual methods were working; was Y/N just not into him? He quickly shook his head, no he couldn’t think like that. Maybe he just wasn’t being clear enough. That had to be it! Hikaru started to feel his spirits lift. Starting tomorrow he was going to woo Y/N for sure. 
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Y/N made his way towards his class the next day, eyes downcast as not to draw attention to himself. His thoughts always trailed back to one thing, what’s for dinner tonight. He entered the classroom with that thought on his mind, not noticing the lone orange haired twin seated at Y/N’s desk. Looking up to set his bag down, he finally recognized that there was someone in his seat. 
“Huh?”
The short boy was so confused; did the seating arrangement change? Wait, was Hikaru even in this class? No, he wasn’t, Hikaru is in class A, Y/N is in class B...what’s this guy even doing here? Maybe Y/N was in the wrong room? It’s possible, he wasn’t exactly looking where he was going, maybe he stepped into the wrong classroom?
Y/N’s thoughts were interrupted by an arm being slung over his shoulder.
“Hey there, chibi-chan~”
What is happening? Why is he here? Why’s he touching me?
All these thoughts raced through the boy’s head before Hikaru cleared his throat, once again interrupting Y/N’s thoughts.
“You come here often?”
What the hell, Hikaru, is that the best you’ve got? Hikaru forced a cheesy grin, looking down at the shorter boy.
“Uh? Yes? I mean...it’s my classroom. Aren’t you in the wrong room, Hikaru-kun?”
“I-uh...I just-uh, nothing!”Hikaru quickly retracted his arm from around Y/N’s shoulders, a frown now settling on his lips, "doesn’t even matter, you’re too plain to understand anyways.”
“Um...okay?”
Y/N sat in his chair, watching in confusion as Hikaru visibly turned more upset.
Was Hikaru just not good enough? Was Y/N just playing dumb to get him to leave him alone? Why wasn’t anything working? A type of panic settled in Hikaru’s chest as he thought of the possiblity that maybe, Y/N just didn’t like him. He never reacted to any of his lines and always seemed so uncomfortable around him. Maybe...maybe Y/N didn’t like him.
As that thought hit him, class B’s teacher walked in, immediately spotting him seeing as he was not one of her students. 
“Hitachiin-kun, could you please go to your own classroom?” she asked politely, not wanting to potentially piss off an rich heir. 
Hikaru scowled and turned on his heel facing away from Y/N, "didn’t wanna be here anyways. Hmph!” Then like a toddler, he stormed out of the classroom in anger and sadness.
Y/N was left at his desk, staring at the empty doorway Hikaru had left through.
“What...What just happened?” he whispered to himself. 
Meanwhile, Hikaru made his way down the hall, his entire demeanor screamed depressed. As he passed people, there were sure that he was in fact growing mushrooms out of his body.
In a sudden movement, he stopped, his face holding a new found determination. He would talk to Y/N after school, no he was going to confess! Yes! He was so tired of messing up and Y/N not getting his feelings, it was time to confess!
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After the school day had ended, Hikaru busted his ass to get to the host club. Throwing open the doors panting, he doubled over, exhausted. Kaoru, walking up beside him calmly, frowned placing a hand on his shoulder.
“Hikaru? What’s gotten into you? I could barely keep up!”
“I’m not coming to club today, I have something very important to take care of!”
After his exclamation, he once again ran off, tearing down the halls of the school in search of the short boy plaguing his thoughts.
Tamaki pouted, "If we don’t have our twin package...then what’s the point of club today? Let’s follow him and see what that shady twin is up to!” Kaoru rolled his eyes at the name but crossed his arms and nodded in agreement anyways.
The host club quickly followed Hikaru out of the room, though they didn’t really get the idea of covertly following him. They watched as Hikaru burst into a classroom, then slouch dejectedly before shaking his head in determination. He then ran down the hall towards the official club rooms.
Hikaru burst into the ____ club, searching for the short boy.
“Oh, sorry, excuse me! Does anyone here know where L/N-San is?”
“Uh...yeah? He just went to the roof to get some supplies from the shed. Would you like to wait for him here?”
“No, thank you! I’ll be on my way then!”
After that he slammed the door are tore off running to the staircase leading to the roof.
“Okay, then?”
The host’s meanwhile were whispering among themselves.
“Who’s L/N-San?”
“Isn’t he that short guy in class 1-B?”
“L/N, Y/N. First year here at ouran academy. His mother and father are of the L/N group. They are not as prominent a family as ours are but they still hold a high standing. His grades are average as are his looks, the one thing that is striking about him is his height. It seems that he is below average height at around 154cm (5’0”),” Kyoya explained, looking up from his black book afterwards, a glint shining off his glasses.
“So he’s completely average, except for his height, what does that have to do with Hikaru?”
“It seems to me...if I may, that Hitachiin-kun might have a crush on him,” a voice spoke from behind the hosts, startling them from the huddle. A first year girl stood at the door to Y/N’s club, "he comes to our class almost every day to talk to Y/N...he tried to use his hosting tactics or whatever on him, but Y/N is kind of dense...so he doesn’t really notice. But Hitachiin-kun hasn’t given up yet. It seems to me that he’s gone to confess to him...but that’s just a theory.”
The hosts thanked the girl before making their way to the roof where they froze when they saw Hikaru standing in front of a small yet relatively cute boy.
“Hey there, shorty.”
Y/N tensed, turning to look at the taller boy behind him.
“Hitachiin-kun, how can I help you?”
“I was looking for you,” Hikaru breathed. It was then that Y/N seemed to notice how out of breath Hikaru actually was.
“Uh, have you been running?”
“No! That-that’s not important! Don’t be dumb!”
Y/N flinched, frowning causing Hikaru to grimace.
“Ah wait, no, I didn’t mean that-“
“Why are you always so mean to me?” Tears started to well up in the shorter boys eyes cause Hikaru to flinch. Y/N reached up, wiping the wettness away from his eyes, "I don’t get it, all I’ve ever been to you is nice, yet you call me names all the time and harass me in my class room! If you came here to bully me then just leave! I’m sick of it!”
Tamaki frowned as he watched from the doorway alongside the other hosts, "I can’t believe he made him cry, what kind of host makes their love interest cry!” He moved to jump out and yell at the orange haired twin before he was grabbed by both Haruhi and Kaoru.
“Just let it play out boss,” Kaoru reasoned, watching his brother intently.
“Y/N...I-“
“No!” The short boy cut him off, "just leave me alone.” He then turned away from Hikaru, going back to the storage shed to get his supplies.
“Y/N-Kun, listen to me, please. You don’t even have to listen, just let me say this...I’m sorry for everything I’ve said to you. I know you might hate me for the things I say, I really don’t mean anything rude by it. I just...I have a hard time expressing myself, you know? It’s always been just me and Kaoru, so when I realized that I have feelings that might bring someone else into that mix, I got nervous and said stupid things. Irrational things. I was trying to be like suave or whatever but I just ended up making things worse. I was really just trying to flirt with you honestly, I-“
“Wait...flirting with me? Hold on, stop right there,” Y/N put a hand up, facing Hikaru once more. Thousands of thoughts and questions started racing through his head all at once, "a-are you saying that you like me?”
“W-well...uh, I mean, I-uh...”
Y/N started to giggle through his tears, wiping their face again before bursting into a fit of laughter. Hikaru last face showed a look of mild embarrassment as well as sadness, almost betrayal as the boy continued to laugh.
“So you’re telling me this whole time, you’ve been trying to flirt with me? I-wow, okay, I guess I really am oblivious, heh. I’m sorry Hikaru-kun for not noticing...I really thought you were trying to bully me.”
“I-so, okay, you get it now though, right? So, uh...no, I mean, do you...um, do you like me back?” Hikaru’s face was the color of a tomato as he rambled through his sentence, one of his hands coming to cover his mouth in embarrassment.
“You’re so dumb, Hikaru-kun,” Y/N answered and pulled him down in an attempt to kiss him. Instead he only reached Hikaru’s chin leading to an awkward peck to his under chin. This caused Y/N’s face to explode in color, embarassed about his height and the kiss itself.
“So...I’m gonna take that as a yes, then?”
“Yes, Hikaru...it’s a yes, I do like you...I do have a request though...”
“Anything!”
“Can you stop calling me short? It hurts my feelings.”
“Of course, chibi-chan~” Hikaru cooed at his now lover. Y/N pouted, lightly punching Hikaru’s arm.
“WOO! WAY TO GO HIKARU!” Tamaki shouted from the door. The two boy’s heads whipped to see who’s voice it was before Hikaru started to speed walk angrily away from Y/N towards the other hosts.
“I’ll give you three seconds to explain...”
Meanwhile, Y/N once again wears his normal expression of complete and absolute confusion.
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sunshineseung · 4 years
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Bully // Changbin
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💌 Info: Stray Kids Changbin x female!reader smut 💕 Includes: beginning plot, mentions of master and other pet names, clothed sex, unprotected sex (whoops), blowjob (receiving and giving), facesitting, aftercare ✏️ Word Count: ~3.1k
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Your gaze was focused on the television in the corner of the gym while you ran on the treadmill. It had been 10 minutes since you had started running, but after bench pressing and yoga, you were done for the day. You change in the locker room, gather your belongings, and head out of the gym.
You had started working out three months ago. You had already gotten to your goal weight, but being fit was your stretch goal. You wanted to have muscles big enough to assault anyone that stood in your way or made you feel like you weren't enough. Your reflection showed a girl with defined arms, abs, and impressive leg muscles. For once, you felt proud of your body.
Note: I'm not trying to body shame anyone. As someone who has dealt with being overweight and underweight, I would never want someone to feel ashamed of their body. This is just my imagination. Love yourself, babyyyy <3
School was starting next week. It was going to be the first day of your sophomore year of college. You were ready for anything, and more importantly, you were ready to face your long-time bully, Seo Changbin, and his friends.
You've been going to school with Changbin since elementary school, so his harassment was nothing new, but things changed in college when he joined a group of frat boys. Although some of them were nice, most of them piled on insults when Changbin introduced them to you.
You were never really fat, no, but that didn't matter in Changbin's eyes. Body shaming became a regular part of your 8 am class you shared with Changbin and a few of his friends. This summer was your chance to change that.
Although you hate to admit it, Changbin's words had heavily affected your mental health, but you were sick of hating yourself. You promised to become someone intimidating, even in his eyes. You wanted to be feared so no one could hurt you again.
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It was the big day. You enter your first class promptly at 10 am and take a seat in the middle of the lecture hall. Lucky for you, it was warm that day, so you could wear a sleeveless shirt to show off your newfound biceps. Changbin entered the hall, looked around for anyone he knew, and to your surprise, he took a seat right next to you. You could tell he was prepared with a new agenda of insults, but his evil smirk faded when he noticed your new body.
"Someone was working out, I see," he spoke, looking you up and down, "too bad you're still smaller than me." He lifted one of the sleeves of his shirt to expose his arm, which was marginally larger than yours. You scoffed at him and looked back into your laptop getting ready to take notes.
The class went on without him saying anything. It felt weird not having insults whispered in your ear or gum shoved in your hair, but it was a welcomed new experience. At the end of class, you collected your belongings and began heading out.
You went to Starbucks later in the day, and after you sat down with your coffee, Changbin and his friends walked in. They all passed glances at you, some taking double-takes, and the youngest even pointing at you before his arm being hit down by the freckled one next to him.
They take their seats across the cafe, but Changbin carries his coffee to your table and sits down with you. You refuse to look up from your notes to him, but he nonchalantly pushes down your laptop lid just enough to grab your attention.
"What?" Your tone is stern, but his eyes are warm.
"I just wanted to say, you're hot like this. I like what you've done to yourself."
After years of torment and verbal harassment, this is what he has to say? You're dumbfounded, and just before you have the energy to leap over the table and clobber him like a fly, he holds his hand up. You decide to let him speak before you lunge onto him and show him just what your new body can do.
"I know I've been a dick, some girls would even say a big dick," nice one, Changbin, "but, I'd like to offer an apology." He goes on to list the worst of what he's done, including but not limited to getting a Zhu Zhu pet stuck in your hair, locking you in the shed at recess, getting you stuck in a tiny locker, keying the word Pig into the side of your car, and getting your first boyfriend to break up with you by telling him you cheated. "I'd like to invite you to my party tonight. It's kind of lowkey, so just bring yourself. Dress code is casual."
He hands you a paper with his phone number, and you quickly shove it into your jacket pocket.
"Party starts at 8. See you there?"
"I don't know, I might go. I'll see."
Changbin nods at your statement and walks back to the table with his friends.
This was your chance. Your plan was simple: Get him alone, beat the shit out of him, then dip. You text your roommate that you'd be going to a party, but you had to go shopping first. Not only did you want to beat the shit out of Changbin, but you also wanted to show him what he's been missing.
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With your new, red, bodycon dress and a loose denim jacket, you enter the party. "Lowkey" was not an accurate description at all. There were people everywhere, to the point where even the wallflowers were close to the crowd. You traverse your way to the kitchen, and that's when you see him.
Changbin, beer in hand, was chatting up a girl when he made eye contact with you. You brightly smile at him, an obvious red-herring in your mind. He removes himself from the conversation with the girl and makes his way over to you.
"Need a drink?" On his way over, he grabs a beer from the cooler. Upon his arrival, you snatch the drink out of his hand and start to drink. "I didn't actually expect you to show up, especially not like this." He stares down at your dress and licks his lips. You just sigh and take another sip of your beer.
"Well, my favorite bully invited me to a party, how could I say no?" Your words are lined with sarcasm, and you both giggle lightly at your remark.
"Really? I'm your favorite? I'm honored." He looks down at his hands for a second, and for a second, he frowns in guilt. You can see his mood lower from the easy-going party guy to someone with a heart. "I don't just want you to know me as the guy who's bullied you, though."
He fiddles with his drink, and you put your hand on his shoulder. Your action makes his head spring up to face you. You hadn't noticed this before, but you two were the same height. "If you're not my bully, then who are you?"
His eyes melt into warmth, and you start to feel like that isn't his first drink of the night. "I'm just your classmate Changbin. I want to leave the old me behind this year." His words feel genuine, but you still doubt his intention.
"Hm, classmate Changbin," you repeat his words, "I could get used to that."
"If you don't like me being your classmate, I can think of other things you can call me." His arm swings around to the small of your back and pulls you into his body. Being so close to him, you could smell the liquor on his lips, and although the scent was nauseating, you had the overwhelming urge to kiss him.
"What else can I call you then, classmate Changbin?" You played innocent, but he knew exactly what you were doing. His arm moves off of your back, and his hand meets yours. He leads you upstairs, and the blur of partygoers seems to whiz by and you're taken to his bedroom.
He locks the door, you are already sitting on the bed waiting for him. You lay back onto the bed, and Changbin takes the opportunity to get on top of you, his body hovering over yours. "You want to know what to call me, princess?"
You didn't mind his pet name for you. "Please tell me what to call you, Changbin."
"I'm not Changbin tonight, I'm your master, and you'll be my toy, okay princess?" Without giving you the chance to answer, his lips collide with yours. Your tongues fight for dominance, but even with your new confidence, he wins. You melt into his touch, and his kisses move from your mouth to your jawline.
Once he gets to your neck, you can tell he's purposefully trying to leave marks on your skin. Your hands move under his shirt, pulling up the fabric and tracing around his abs. He presses his growing bulge into your clothed core. The friction is enough to make you need him.
After all the bullying, this is the last place you expected to be: under his body, begging for more of his touch. Although you want his body, your goal for the night was not lost to you. Even though he was dominant and strong, you had to find a way to top him.
His lips make their way to your collarbones, and after removing your jacket, he slips the straps of your dress down your arms to expose your chest. He eyes your breasts for a second, but you cover your chest with your arms out of embarrassment. Changbin laughs at your shyness.
His hands forcefully grab your wrists and move your arms to your sides. "Don't hide from me, babygirl. I know you want me." His lips move to one of your nipples, and his expert tongue swirls around your hardened bud. You moan lightly, showing to him that he's doing his job well. 
In Changbin's head, he's been waiting for this moment for years. He's always had a soft spot for you. He thought it was cute the way you protested his involvement in your life, and when you got angry from his heckling, your cheeks would turn a bright shade of red. He noticed every detail of your behaviors, and with you as a moaning mess under him, he took mental notes of all of your moans and what you moaned from.
Your hands, still being trapped under his grasp, tightly gripped the bedsheet. Changbin pulled your dress off of you to reveal your body. Although you weren't wearing a bra, the dress was made to support your chest, you had lace panties on just in case Changbin's hot friend was at the party too. (I'll let you all choose who you think his "hot friend" is.)
Changbin sits up on your thighs and takes off his shirt, exposing his defined abs and chest. You were in awe at the vision in front of you, and Changbin ate up your expression as you looked at him. "This is what you've been missing, princess."
He sounded cheesy, but his voice made everything he said make you weak and needy. He leans down onto your body and brings you into another kiss, this time, much messier and desperate. You take your chance to flip him over so your heat is on top of his erection. You take the opportunity to grind against him, earning a deep moan from him.
You escape the kiss, a string of spit keeping you two connected for a second. You put your hands on his chest for support as you grind harder into him. Changbin is wearing tight jeans, so you can tell he's hurting for you to take them off of him.
"Does my master like when I do this?" You smirk at him, and he throws his head back. His hands find their spot on your hips, moving you in sync with him. Although you're both clothed, you feel close to your orgasm, but you refuse to give him the satisfaction of knowing he made you cum without entering you.
"Please fuck me, Y/n." His cocky walls fall as he refers to you by your first name. You've got him right where you want him. You grab his chin and make him keep eye contact with you while you lead down and tear his pants down his legs. His hard member is painfully pressing against his boxers, and you can see the stain of precum already setting.
"Is my master needy for me?" You tease his cock through his boxers, and he bites his lip harshly. "I'll take that as a yes." His breathing is hitched when you pull his underwear down to expose his length. "Don't forget, master, we're at your party. Anyone could walk in and see you unraveling for me."
"Let them see." His words take you off guard. You're shocked he'd want people to know the former "fat girl" can make him weak like this. "Let everyone at this party know I'm your master."
With him feeling strong enough to speak, you surprise him and start sucking his cock, taking his entire length in your mouth at once. His tip grazes the back of your throat almost making you gag. You bob your head on his member, and he's loudly moaning your name and every pet name in the book.
"Ah, princess, you're good at this." His praise makes you blush, a stark contrast to his heinous taunts during school. You take in all of his kind words, even if they're mildly influenced by alcohol.
You feel him twitch in your mouth, and you promptly remove your lips from him before he can shoot his load down your throat. He groans in disappointment, but it's quickly replaced by groans when you lower yourself onto him. With your panties moved to the side, you ride him, taking his cock deep inside your heat. You position yourself just right so he hits your g-spot every time.
His hips raise and lower to meet your pace, and you're brought back to euphoria as you near your orgasm. He fills you up perfectly, and this does not go unnoticed by either of you. Your walls tighten around him, and his cock rhythmically shudders inside you. The stimulation proves to be too much for him as he grabs your waist and pulls you down onto him, holding you still as he releases inside you.
"Fuck, Y/n, you're such a good girl for your master." You stay still with him inside you for a moment, and you feel the cum drip out of you. He lifts you up and removes himself from you, who still has not reached your orgasm.
"I think you're forgetting something, master." You crawl up to him, lips colliding. He looks confused up to you, but he soon gets the hint. Changbin grabs your thighs and pulls you up to his face.
The feeling of embarrassment and shyness returns as he's faced with your dripping core above him. His tongue attacks your clit, causing you to grab the headboard of his bed and throw your head back in ecstasy. You moan for him loudly, transitioning between "master" and "Changbin", occasionally drifting to "daddy". 
Changbin feels his dominance return as he takes control of your cunt. His tongue unabashedly fucks your pussy while his fingers play with your clit. You're moaning loudly for him, which you're sure is what he wants.
He's just about sure everyone at the party knows you're his. Regardless of the loud music and endless conversations going on downstairs, even the neighboring families can hear your moans, or at least, Changbin hopes so. You, the girl Changbin had long had thoughts of fucking and even dating, was yelling his name as he attacked your cunt with his mouth. It was something straight out of his dreams, and he did often dream of this.
"Cum on my face, princess. Let me taste your release." His hands doubled speed on your clit and his tongue trusted deeper into you. You were a mess for him, and he loved it. You came on his face, your juices dripping down onto his mouth.
You sat on his face, legs shaking, and Changbin pets your thighs while they rested around his head. You couldn't see, but Changbin was smiling wide, having just ruined the girl of his dreams. 
You get off of him and lay by his side. You were skeptical of cuddling with him, but when his large arm moved around your shoulder to pull you in, all your doubts left your head. You cuddled into his chest, and he looked down onto you.
"I'm sorry." Changbin's hard exterior was long gone, and he was, for once, being genuine to you without any jokes or rude remarks.
"I know, you said that earlier."
"I mean it, though." You look up to face him, and the emotion in his eyes makes you hesitantly forgive him. "Stay with me tonight, please?"
You contemplate his words for a minute. The silence is painful to Changbin, his heart losing hope every second that passes. You look out the window, the party still going on outside.
"I'll stay, but first, let's go out and party."
"That's what I was hoping to hear."
Changbin stands up first and collects the disregarded clothing from the pile on the floor. He throws your dress to the corner of his room and hands you one of his shirts. Although you were the same height, his clothes were still larger than yours. He tosses you a pair of sweatpants as well.
You get dressed in his clothes and top it off with the converse you entered in and your denim jacket. He loved to see you in his clothes. You looked cuter than ever before.
"Well, shall we?" You take his hand, and the two of you walk downstairs and re-enter the party. You soon lose each other, both of you going different directions, but as the partygoers exit his house, you meet again.
"Round two?" He holds up two fingers and does a scissoring motion with them which makes you laugh.
"Sure, Binnie, round two." You had never called him his nickname before, but it felt natural. He blushed from your use of his nickname, and he swiftly picks you up and carries you up to his room again.
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katsukisbimbo · 4 years
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Fight Me
✯ Hashibira Inosuke x Strong! Fem! Reader
✯ genre: crack!!!! kind of strangers-to-friends-to-lovers au? kinda ooc characters but it do be like dat
✯ summary: inosuke likes girls that can put him in his place
✯ wordcount: 2.0k +
note: this was a request by @ahegaoapril sorry if it took me so long to write it!! i had to rewatch some of kny to get the events right but i hope you enjoy!!
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- okay so
- you first met tanjirou when you were making your way to the drum house
- you saw that he was a fellow demon slayer so why not stick with each other yknow
- teamwork makes the dream work
- “hi i’m y/l/n y/n!! what’s your name??”
- “i’m kamado tanjirou!! how old are you??” you tell him your age and luckily you guys were close to each other’s ages
- omg!!
- new bffs
- but then you could sense the presence of a demon coming from the box tanjirou was carrying on his back
- and he’s like
- ruh roh
- o.o
- “aHHhsjd you don’t have to tell me anything if you don’t want to!! feel free to tell me whenever you’re ready!!”
- and he’s just uwuing
- because wow you’re so nice
- he’s gonna l o v e being your friend
- on your way up the mountain you see a blonde simp trying to harass a girl into marrying him
- sigh
- simps
- you notice that he’s wearing the demon slayer uniform
- ‘do they accept just anyone in the demon slayers’
- you and tanjirou make your way over to them and try to pull the simp off of the poor girl
- “hEY gEt off hEr rIghT nOw”
- “please marry me i’m so weak please i need you to protect me you’re so beautifu-“
- you grab the weirdo and fling him away from the girl
- she thanks you and starts being the crap out of him and honestly you couldn’t find the kindness in yourself to stop her
- eh
- it ez what it ez
- he goes on crying about how he was weak and how he needed a wife until
- “EHHHHH WHO IS THIS BEAUTY YOU’RE WITH HUH TANJIROU? HUH WHO IS SHE? YOU PUSHED MY FUTURE WIFE AWAY BECAUSE YOU ALREADY HAVE YOUR OWN GSHSJSDJDBX-“
- but before he could go on you shoved him onto the floor making him eat dirt (poor baby)
- time skip becuase zenitsu is too chaotic
- you guys made your way up the mountain
- whew
- you need to work out more
- y/n’s stamina said: no
- after you guys got to the drum house you saw two little kids crying and hugging each other but suddenly a kid fell out the window
- you turned to shield the kids’ eyes so that they wouldn’t be able to see
- you, tanjirou, and zenitsu made your way inside of the house, sensing berko is demons on your way in
- you sadly got seperated from zenitsu and tanjirou
- sigh
- what nOW
- and you suddenly see a fucking guy with a boar mask
- “HAHAAHAHAHSAIAH”
- whAT THE FUCK
- RUN GET OUT OF THERE WHAT IS THAT
- luckily it just breezes past you and goes on a rampage
- ...
- when you got out you saw a beaten up zenitsu shielding tanjirou’s box from the boar mans relentless kicks
- oh no
- you fly into action and kick the shit outta the boar man
- but tanjirou suddenly comes out and yells at you to stop and that demon slayers weren’t allowed to raise their blades against one another
- who said that you were gonna be fighting with swords
- “sTOP Y/N-CHAN YOU’LL GET HURT”
- “IDC BITCH I DIDN’T CHOOSE THE THUG LIFE THE THUG LIFE CHOSE ME”
- “the hate u give little infants fucks everyone” -2pac
- y/n: *proceeds to beat the shit out of the boar dude and successfully knocks him out with one kick to the back of its head”
- ...
- pending....
- loading....
- after inosuke woke up he threatened to beat the shit out of you but you just ignored him and continued to help tanjirou and zenitsu bring the bodies back outside
- after burying everyone, you guys decided to make your way to the wisteria house to get some rest and heal up
- on the way there and during your stay there inosuke wouldn’t leave you the fuck alone
- “hEY YOU FIGHT ME”
- “no”
- “wHY NOT”
- “cuz i’m stronger than you, you’ll just hurt yourself. we’re here to rest”
- cue inosuke screaming and lunging at you
- but nah you weren’t bout it
- you simply side stepped and turned to jump inosuke and pin him down
- “give it up pretty boy”
- *boomboom*
- huh
- what was this
- why did inosuke feel his heart beat a little faster
- what was this feeling
- eh
- he’s probably just hungry
- ...
- you, inosuke, and tanjirou are currently battling the spider dad
- “tANJIROU WHAT IS THAT”
- “i DONT KNOW”
- both tanjirou and inosuke make a move to slash at spider daddy’s arms but they were too tough, you quickly ran towards them successfully slashing the demons right arm
- “hOWD YOU DO THAT?!!!? HIS SKIN WAS SO HARD”
- “and? life is hard, but you get through it”
- wise words by y/l/n y/n
- life do be hard doe
- anyways
- inosuke felt his heart beat a little faster in his chest,,,what did that mean?? is he tired or something?? but why did seeing you cut spider daddy’s arm make his heart go boom boom
- as the battle goes on, tanjirou was yEETED to the next dimension, leaving only you and inosuke to fight against daddy long legs
- “DONT DIE BOTH OF YOU”
- hah as if you’d die without confessing to inosuke
- huh
- wait what
- yOU LIKE INOSUKE
- hehe
- your thoughts are suddenly interrupted when spidaddy suddenly lunges at you but you were luckily able to get out of the way
- “oI PAY ATTENTION”
- “SHUT UP BAKANOSUKE”
- :(
- after some time inosuke was able to slice through arachne daddy’s arms but it suddenly ran away
- “oi inosuke lets go”
- boom boom
- there it was AGAIN
- maybe he needed to see a doctor
- you follow the demon only to see it shedding its skin and regaining its arm back
- what the fuck
- eND ME NOW
- you glance at inosuke but he isn’t budging
- you’re suddenly filled with fear when you realize that inosuke was accepting the fact that he was going to be defeated
- you were about to yell at him until
- “no way am i going to lose. i’m hashibira inosuke of the demon slaying corps!”
- whew
- you let inosuke take the lead as you knew that he was filled with new determination to kill this demon and get you two to safety
- but when the demon got its hands on inosuke you were suddenly filled with an immeasurable amount of rage
- you lunged at the demon and stabbed your blades into both of its shoulders
- it let out a piercing scream as you dig your blades even further into its flesh
- but suddenly a flash and inosuke was on the floor with the demons arms
- you turned your head and saw the water pillar, tomioka giyuu
- “gIyUU-SAN thank god!! could you please finish him off? i need to fix inosuke up” and he just nods at you and gets crack-a-lackin
- he defeats spider daddy in a span of 2 seconds while you and inosuke are mesmerized by his skill and technique
- as he makes his way deeper in the woods he is stopped by inosuke calling out to him
- “HOLD UP FIGHT ME MISMATCHED HAORI”
- and at that point you were too tired and exhausted to listen to inosuke or to baby sit him
- so you knock him out and smile sheepishly at giyuu
- after giyuu left, all the exhaustion seeps into your bones causing you to pass out right on top of inosuke, making you unconsciously snuggle into his chest
- GOSH THATS CUTE
- by the time you wake up you were already at shinobu’s butterfly estate. surprisingly you were the first one up from your friends
- you looked at the bed beside yours and saw that you were in between zenitsu and inosuke
- you slowly slipped out of bed and sat on inosuke’s
- dumbass still had his mask on
- you slowly examine his body to see how his wounds were healing and they were healing pretty well
- you moved your hands to touch his own, feeling how warm and rough they were from long hours of practicing his swordsmanship
- “ehem”
- GEHSJDJ
- you quickly drop inosuke’s hand and turn your head to see a short armed zenitsu smirking at you
- “iTS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE I WAS JUST WORRIED OK STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT SIMP”
- “hehe you like him don’t you”
- >:)
- “and if i do? what about it?”
- 0o0
- zenitsu didn’t think that you’d actually admit it
- “hey, there’s nothing wrong with liking him. it’s normal. you guys would be cute together”
- “i-i s-shUT UP,,, but thanks zenitsu,,, do you really think he’d like me back though?”
- “of course he does y/n, you’re strong beautiful, intelligent, and skilled! he’d be stupid to not like you”
- aWH
- zenitsu could be really cute sometimes
- but what you two didn’t know was that inosuke was awake the w h o l e time
- and he was BLUSHING so HARD under his mask omg
- ceo of tomatoes
- this was yours and zenitsu’s little secret
- after all of you had healed up you noticed that inosuke was a little clingier towards you
- whenever you guys ate he would give you a piece of HIS tempura and he never does that???
- and whenever you two are sparring he always has this look in his eye, like he was looking at something so precious to him
- eh maybe it was just the lighting
- he wouldn’t have feelings for you
- was what you thought until you overheard the three musketeers talking
- “kentaro,,, is it normal for my heart to go really fast when i see y/n?? she’s really strong and i really like that. i love fighting with her and i wanna be as strong as her. but whenever we fight i get chest pains and my tummy feels weird. am i sick?”
- and zenitsu and tanjirou are just like
- ‘r u an idiot lol’
- but this is inosuke
- “listen inosuke, i think you like y/n,, maybe even love her,,”
- wHA
- bruh you’re being punkd tell the cameras to come out right now
- this has to be a JOKE
- before you could stop yourself your body already made its way into the room they were in and slid the door open
- *bANG*
- and suddenly the three of them are jumping into the air
- but when they see that it’s you, zenitsu and tanjirou make their way out, leaving you and inosuke by yourselves
- “so i hear-“
- “i think i love you”
- what
- the
- fuck
- did he just say he loved you
- or did you have some sort of brain damage
- sOMEONE PAGE SHEPHERD
- “i think you’re really pretty and you’re so strong that you don’t even seem to break a sweat when you kick my ass. i really like fighting with you but when i do,, looking at you makes me feel all weird and tingly”
- 0.0
- you suddenly lunge at inosuke and hug him and he hesitantly puts his arms around you
- “i think i love you too bakanosuke”
- cue tanjirou and zenitsu cheering
- “i still won’t go easy on you when we’re sparring though”
- “good, i don’t want you to”
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All the hot gays are ⚠️Yaoi Warning ⚠️ and don’t you dare complain you signed up for this 🖕😠
Asta: (Stares at Yuno and Langris And smiles “thinking to himself”) ‘a Magic night and their Vice captain in a Romantic relationship’(“Sheds a Sweat” smiles awkwardly)
Nacht: (says in a comedic fashion) Asta you seem distress is something wrong are you jealous of Langris
Asta: of course I’m Not why would I be!!! I just ..... I’m just kind of disappointed that it was Langris
Nacht: (Says in a comedic fashion) instead of you???
Asta: (says in an angry manner) Nacht Senpai I told you No I don’t like Yuno that way! I’m just disappointed that it was Langris instead of anyone else (pouty face)
Nacht: well I do agree with you Langris Isn’t a right person and should die
Asta: I didn’t say that!!!!!
Nacht: (Says in a comedic fashion) all I could really hear was Nacht Senpai what’s up with that???? I thought it was Vice Captain Nacht
Asta: (blushes heavily) Ahh .....Um..... right I forgot I should probably call you Vice Captain Nacht (thinking to himself) ‘or at Least in pu-‘
Fuegoleon: come on Nozel Smile we’re on a date you’re not supposed to be grumpy all the time
Nozel: This is not a date we’re just two captains going out to eat
Fuegoleon: pretty sure that’s a date (Kisses Nozel)
Nozel: don’t do that
Fuegoleon: And we even do Things like that to each other on a regular basis how are we not on a date????
Asta: is that Captain Fuegoleon!!!! I didn’t know he was gay
Nacht: huh (Looks to the other side and sees some thing that makes him want to vomit) eww that’s Fu*king Gross
Asta: what’s gross??? (looks towards the direction Nacht was looking at) Ehhh!!!!
Yami: (Kisses Jack)
Jack: (Kisses Yami)
Asta: why......why is..... Why is Captain Yami With that rude guy who thought that Yuno was a traitor???
Nacht: (says in annoyed manner) A worthless pile of garbage with another worthless pile of garbage who would’ve figure
Patri/Patolli: William are you sure it’s okay for me to be here???
William: don’t worry about it everything’s okay (kisses Patri/Patolli)
Asta: also them.....
Nacht: yes It would seem everyone in their mothers are gay Oh wow just when I said that look what I found
Asta: huh? No way them to!
Luck: (kisses Magna)
Magna: (kisses Luck)
Asta: ehh (“Blushes heavily” Sees something that doesn’t make him uncomfortable) wait a minute there’s Leo Hay Leo!!!
Leopold: Oh if it isn’t my rival Asta
Asta: Hi Leo This may be strange and A bit odd to ask but uh.....um.....Leo you’re not gay by any chance are you??? Everyone I see is gay and it’s kind of making me well it’s kind of making me uncomfortable........
Leopold:
Are you homophobic???!!!!!!
Luck,Yami,Fuegoleon,Langris,Yuno ,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/ Patolli: (Sees an overhears what’s going on)
Asta: huh.....HUH!! No it’s nothing like that it’s just umm......(“blushes”looks away and looks back) can you just answer the question
Leopold: Well yeah I’m dating my vice captain
Asta: (blushes extremely heavily) WHAT WHO EVER SAID SOMETHING ABOUT DATING THERE VICE CAPTAIN!!!!!
Leopold:(thanking to himself)’is he really bothered by it that much’....uh...me??? I said that. his name is Randall Luftair
Nacht: a vice captain and there subordinate dating Hmm It kind remind you of someone doesn’t it Asta
Asta: (blushes heavily) ah Yeah. Yuno and Langris
Nacht: (Smiles but is actually extremely angry and annoyed)
Luck,Leopold,Yami,Fuegoleon,Langris,Yuno,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/Patolli: Asta are you homophobic???
Asta: WHAT NO I Just (look towards Nacht and Blushes)
Luck,Leopold,Yami,Fuegoleon,Langris,Yuno,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/Patolli:You???
Asta: wait why are you all here?! listen Just because I’m being bothered by it doesn’t mean I’m homophobic I just don’t feel good whenever I see my friends that I thought I knew who are into dudes Randomly kissing each other out of the blue
Luck,Leopold,Yami,Fuegoleon,Langris,Yuno,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/Patolli:(looks towards each other) you’re homophobic
Asta:
I’M NOT!!!!!
Luck: Come on I thought you were my friend Leopold: seriously.... I thought you were a good person Yami: kid you Being disgusted by me hurts Fuegoleon: I thought you were a respectable person Langris: I always knew you were a pile of shit Yuno: I thought you excepted me for who I was l guess I was wrong Magna: WHAT!!! a real man wouldn’t be homophobic Nozel: you’re a scumbag Jack: i’ll cut you up for being homophobic William: well that’s disappointing Patri/Patolli: I thought you were different
Asta: I.....I........I (really sad)
Nacht:
OH MY GOD WHY DON’T I JUST TELL THEM!!!! (really annoyed)
Asta: huh??? (Pauses for a sec confused before realizing “Blushes extremely heavily”)
HUH!!!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! DON’T YOU DARE DON’T YOU DARE SAY A WORD!!!!!!!!
Nacht: Fine I won’t tell them
Asta: (Sigh in relief)
Nacht: I’ll just show them (pulls Asta in and kisses him start stripping off his shirt And groping him)
Asta: (struggles to Pullback And ends up biting Nacht’s lips) Nacht Senpai stop it!!!!!
Luck,Leopold,Yami,Fuegoleon,Langris,Yuno,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/Patolli: (“looks towards each other” thinking to themselves) ‘Nacht Senpai shouldn’t he call his vice captain vice captain Nacht???‘
Nacht: you bit my lip and now I’m bleeding
Asta: You deserve it
Nacht: why????
Asta: WHY???
BECAUSE!! THAT’S SEXUAL HARASSMENT!!!!!
Nacht: (holding his finger up to his Chin) Oh I’m going to sexually harass the hell out of you all night long
Asta: huh? (blushes extremely heavily)
HUH!!!! no way no way No Way No Way NO WAY!!!!! (Runs as fast as he can)
Nacht: (Catches Asta with shadow magic and pins him down)
Asta: LET ME GO!!!!!
Nacht: no
Asta: YES!!!!!
Nacht: no
Yami: Nacht wait a minute you said you weren’t gay
Nacht: no I didn’t
Yami: ah yeah yuh did you said you don’t swing that way
Nacht: oh yeah I did say that. I meant I don’t swing that way to someone like you
Yami: What Why????
Nacht: oh I don’t know probably because you’re a disgusting pile of shit and not a bright shining light or or or or now hear me out Because you Fu*kd my brother right in front of me (Flashback)
Morgan: ...oh......uh.....Ah.........Yami.....(Breathing heavily)
Nacht: (“Sigh”shouts at the top of his lungs)
WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT I AM RIGHT HERE AND I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!!!
God I hate my life (Nacht In present time) God I hate you
Asta: Nacht Senpai please let me go (“still pin down” Feeling really embarrassed and a bit sad)
Nacht: No can do
Asta: why?
Nacht: Because you look so cute
Asta: (Blushes) What???? that’s not a Reason
Nacht: Plus I get to see a perfect frame of you’re nice ass
Asta: huh? (blushes extremely heavily)
HUH!!!! LET ME GO!!!!!LET ME GO!!!!!LET ME GO!!!!!
Nacht: No
Luck,Leopold,Fuegoleon,Langris,Magna,Nozel,Jack,William,Patri/Patolli: Wait a minute so does that mean he’s a classic closet case (Thinking to themselves) ‘it must’ve been because he was kind of low-key about him being in a gay relationship that was why he was so uncomfortable’ Oh we’re sorry can you forgive us Asta
Asta:
FUCK YOU!!!!
Yuno: (blushes extremely heavily) wait Asta you’re gay
Asta: (“blushes” still pin down) Technically I’m bisexual but.....uh....yeah I am (blushes extremely heavily)
Yuno: Me and Asta could’ve been together (bites his lip) no no no No No No NO NO NO
NO!!!!!!!
Liebe: Are you girls doing okay???
Charlotte Vanessa Mimosa Noelle Rebecca Sally Sécre Marie Mariella: All the hot guys are either taken or gay
Sekke: I am right here
Liebe: They said all the hot guys🕶
Dorothy: Mama likes what she sees
PS. The reason why Yami asked Nacht why he was gay in the first place was because they used to be friends really good ones and now Nacht looks like Yami’s dead ex-boyfriend Morgan and Yuno being mad about Asta being bisexual was because he only dated Langris because he thought he would never be able to be with Asta Hope you like it I thought it was funny honestly I loved it
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TASK 04; INTERVIEW WITH THE PLAYER
❝ i’ll rip the wings right off your back if you dare to fly❞
Describe your character; How do you see your character in your own eyes and not based off the bio. How have you developed this character into your own?
when i say that i hold the teagues near and dear to my heart i ain’t lying. I lost a little muse for him but since I changed his fc i’ve found a whole new love and light for him. Logan Jeremy Teague is a broke soul simply put. He came from a terrible childhood where the monsters that were fear were none other than his dad. He saw the world through his mother’s eyes, eyes filled with hope and wonder but through the years that hope had been slowly crushed and he became the cold Logan we know today. He pushes people away because growing up no one ever really cared for him. He’s always be treated as a mistake and so he believed that. Logan took out his anger on the people around him because they treated just like shit like his father. The teagues have always been the laughing stock and freaks of Hallows Fall. They’ve always been shunned and for that all Logan ever had was himself and his siblings. But despite being so cold Logan is intelligent. He’s the smartest of his siblings and perhaps the most human of the Teagues. All he’s ever wanted was to be accepted by his peers and not be so alone. It’s where he separates from his siblings because Saddie and Beckham don’t care. They wear their shame with pride and don’t give a fuck about what people think but logan? He cares a lot. he pretends not to but he does. Honestly Logan is good underneath his hard exterior but only a few people get to see that
What’s your favorite thing about your character? what’s your least favorite?
Logan’s snappy comebacks are always fun but I would say the times where the softer side of him does come out. Those are nice times. I would say the worst thing he did was anytime he’s been like super mean to anyone like when he harassed flounder. sorry
What are some of your favorite relationships your character has formed? (Friendships, relationships, yada ya)
his relationship with his siblings literally will end me. like he acts like he hates saddie but in reality he cares so much for his older sister and he tries to protect her because of all the shit she’s been through. which is why he hates orion so much because he messes with his sister and that doesn’t sit right with him. They fight a lot because Logan cares too much about people and Saddie hates everyone who isn’t her brothers. As for Beckham, they’re the closest. Logan always stayed up late helping his older brother with his homework and protect him bc sweet baby beckham isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed. the only thing is their relationship is strained now ever Logan became friends with the crew and started dating babette
speaking of, literally Logan didn’t think angels exist but now he does because he’s dating one. Honestly, Logan didn’t think a girl as beautiful like her would ever fall for someone like him but Babette saw past the monster and the wall and got to know the true Logan. She brings out the best in him and the softer side that he hid away long ago. SHE FINDS THE BEAUTY IN HIS DARKNESS AND I CRY. he’s so fucking whipped for her as well.
THE CREW. fuck i love them. Mushu is seriously a brother to Logan. Like he cares about him so much even though he’s such a dick to him. He looks out for bambi like he was his blood as well. Like Bambi is so pure and good and Logan is going to make sure he stays that way. And lady, well she had an infatuation with him because he was the bad boy but she’s turned into the mom friend for him and keeps him out of trouble or scolds him when he does. they’re just the greatest friends he’s ever had. lol no jk they’re faMILY.
and let’s not forget orion. Honestly, Logan is jealous of Orion. He doesn’t know that his shit isn’t all together but to logan it looks like he does. He has it all. The town worships and fears him. He has a lot and logan has nothing and the fact he used the teagues for his own enjoyment bc they’re the town outcasts bothers him too. idk they have to get along eventually bc axel and sophia end up together.
Has your character changed you in any way? Or do you yourself in yourself in your character?
I would say a lot of my resentment i hold for my dad comes out in Logan. his sarcastic, deadpan and witty ways are also me. Also the horror loving yeah. Logans i guess the part of me that’s afraid of rejection and change. You know we’ve both been hurt a lot and have shit after shit happen so we both just close ourselves up instead of letting people in. we’re both hard asses who are actually just big softies.
Do you think your character has had a big impact on Walt? Is it a good impact or bad?
back in the day in the past few years nah
Favorite thing your character has done and worst
uhm, i think my favorite thing he’s done is open up enough to allow more love in his life the worst...i’d say the fight he had with saddie lmfao
What is some progress you hope to have with your character in the future?
maybe be decent to the rest of the hallows fall people and just finally be himself and not such a dick but yeah he’s a dick regardless
What is one thing you would tell your character?
You deserve so much more than what you were given. There’s still time to rewrite your story and not be the monster in the book. you can be the good guy.
What has been YOUR favorite thing about walt?
having my best friend kaitlyn here, ily dumb head. 
Has your experience been a positive one? (BE HONEST YO.)
yeh
Got a favorite memory? Share it!
the one time bambi, mushu and logan all went out to get drunk bc bambi was having girl problems with rajah lmfao
What are you looking forward too in the future?
3gen??? haha 
Have you had a favorite event? Favorite plot? Share it right here
the 50′s event was pretty lit i’d like to bring that back
Favorite character that’s not your own and why
Orion - i’ve said this before but oh my god i have said before and will say this again because the way she writes orion is the best i’ve ever seen him played here. Like no one else can play Orion the way bre does. She could have easily wrote him off and put him into a box as the villain like most character like him are placed in but Orion is so much more than that. He has a soul and so much beauty to his darkness. There are layers to him. he’s vulnerable, he’s angry and he’s hurting. He’s only the bad guy because of the people around him shaped to be. there’s good in him too. Bre has put so much love and work into him and created such a beautiful unique character that I adore with all my heart. 
Sally - Sally is so cute and has come very far in the past few years Arlene has played her. She was a shy sheltered girl when she first came to walt but now she has blossomed into a beautiful young woman and even though logan hates her but she’s a good bean. and her and jack are very cute.
speaking of Jack, I love him too. He’s filled with so much wonder and love and i’m sorry Logan is such a jack ass to him.
Ideas, shoutouts, request, dedications, questions? Put ‘em here!
still hold out for these shoutouts 
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xiumin-on-this-shit · 7 years
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All My Idols Ch 17: SM Town
I feel like lots of you were waiting for more EXO moments so here you go!
“Special Delivery!” I yell as I basically bust into the studio. With a whole cake in my arms and a bag of drinks hanging on my arm, I stumble sideways into a what feels like a brick wall. Glancing up I see familiar frog like eyes and a warm smile. “Minho oppa!” I beam at the older man.
“Charlie-ya! I was starting to worry, you said you’d be here thirty minutes ago but security told me you had entered the building when you said you would,” He worries as he takes the things out of my hands and sets them on the floor before coming back to give me a once over.
“Oppa, I’m fine, I just ran into Red Velvet and Girl’s Generation on my way and you know how those girls get.”
“Did I hear my Charlie?” Onew yells as he does the same as me, busting into the practice room caring a massive amount of food.
“Omo! Where is she?” Key rushes past Onew to pull me out of Minho’s arms into a warm hug.
“Hi you guys,” I laugh as Onew almost drops his container of chicken to give me a quick side hug before placing it on the floor with the rest of the food.
“So,” Key gives me an ear to ear grin that makes me nervous.
“So,” I echo.
“About that interview of yours.” I automatically sink to the ground to curl into a ball to hide my face for the on coming teasing. As I expected the boys are giggling like little girls as they poke at me. “Come on Charlie, we are just teasing.”
“Just leave me alone,” I grumble.
“It’s cute, you should have seen Kyungsoo’s reaction to it, it was precious.”
I cover my ears, “I don’t want to hear about it!”
Even with my hands over my ears I can hear Key’s teasing, “Lay was over the moon, he wouldn’t stop bragging to everyone that he is 3rd on your list. What I’m dying to know is who is number 1?”
I groan, “Like I said in the interview, absolutely not.”
“Hyung, leave her alone,” Minho comes to my defense. “Unless you want to eat lunch with a cranky Charlie.” Key pouts and sinks to the floor next to me but says nothing else.
“Thank you oppa.” I sit up.
He pats my head, “Your welcome, now,” He gives me a sly grin, “about your bias list.”
Collapsing back on the ground I let out another groan, “Where is Jonghyun oppa? He isn’t this mean to me.”
“Him and Taemin will be back in a few minutes, you can start eating,” Onew says as he pulls me back up into a sitting position.
“No, I can wait.” I say as I shed my winter jacket and put my boots by the door.
They nod and start talking about some of their chorography, allowing me to zone out. My eyes scan the familiar dance room, the cloud wall that I’ve seen a million times on my computer and now at least a dozen times in real life. Coming to SM has become a common thing in my life after I started becoming friends with Girl’s Generation, helping branch out and become close friends with other SM artists. It has only been a week since my interview with Woobin was released to the public and lets just say, the idols reacted a lot more then the fans. They blew up my phone with questions like, am I alright, who is your number one bias, why wasn’t I on your list, am I your number one bias?
It has been a media storm, so leaving my apartment has not been possible the last week so I’ve been spending a massive amount of time with my big bang oppas, which has been amazing. But all my other friends have been feeling jealous since manager Unni wouldn’t let anyone, other than Ikon, come into the building. So I’m going to be going to each company this next week to make up for lost time, SM being my first stop since Taemin has basically been harassing me to do so.
I’m brought out of my thought by the door busting open yet again, revealing not only a grin Taemin and Jonghyun but a loud group of yelling boys. No, I think, please don’t be who I think it is, please don’t be who I think it is.
Fuck, it is who I think it is. I curl into a ball, not mentally prepared for any of this. In just leggings, an over sized sweatshirt, and tall Christmas socks I’m definitely not dressed to see them. I regret not putting on makeup this morning and not properly doing my hair instead of letting it become a slightly cute crazy mess of curls.
“Who’s hungry?” Jonghyun yells. My face is buried in my arms so I can’t see all of them but their distinct voices echo threw the practice room as they rush in. The footsteps stop a few feet away from me. “What happened?”
“I think we broke her,” Minho laughs.
“Charlie-ya!” A familiar sweet voice calls happily.
“Lay oppa?” I mumble from my tightly curled ball.
“I guess she isn’t broken, now get up,” Taemin comes over to me and pokes at me.
“Go away oppa,” I swat at him blindly, accidently hitting Lay, who had joined Taemin in his teasing. “Lay oppa,” I automatically snap up when I hear his small whine of pain, “I’m so sorry,”
He gives me a dimpled grin, “It’s okay, I’m just teasing,” He chuckles, “It’s nice to see your pretty face.”
“Why don’t you ever apologize when you hit me?” Taemin whines as he plops down next to me.
“Because you deserve it,” I stick my tongue out at him.
“Hello Charlie-ya,” Jonghyun interrupts with a kiss on my cheek that makes me giggle.
“Hi oppa.”
The door closes and I finally look up to finally be face to face with the one and only EXO. Suho is in front with the beagle line on one side and the three youngest members on the other side. My Xiumin is peeking over Suho’s shoulder, our eyes lock and the next thing I know my face is buried in the crook of Taemin’s neck.
“Since when are you this shy?” Taemin teases but doesn’t push me away.
“Is it because one of your biases is in the group?” Minho teases.
“Aw,” Key coos, “Kyungsoo-ya is blushing.”
“Hyung,” The cute owl boy’s honey sweet voice whines, “Stop it.”
“But it’s just so cute,” Key pats my head.
“Is it because your number one bias is in the room?” Lay joins in.
“Oppa!” I whine as I whip around to glare at the innocent looking unicorn.
“You know?” All of shinee yells.
Lay just nods with a smile on his annoyingly handsome face.
“Don’t you dare say who,” I warn.
“Come on Charlie, he would love it.”
“No, no, no.”
Lay huffs, “Fine.”
“Can you stop being a little girl and greet them?” Taemin pokes at me again.
I glare at him as I stand up, bowing I give them a nervous smile, “Hello, I’m Charlie, it’s nice to meet you.” I can’t stand back up from my bow with my heart going a million beats a minute.
“It’s nice to see you again,” Suho comes forward with that warm smile of his, which helps ease my anxiety.
“Hello, I’m Chanyeol,” The tall elf like man comes running forward, pushing poor Suho out of the way. “You are so cute and little!” I find myself laughing at his cute face.
“She knows who we all are so lets eat,” Lay takes me away from them and sits me down on the floor next to Jonghyun. He sits down on my other side as everyone else takes their seats in a circle.
“Lets eat!” Onew declares, we all nod and begin digging in all the food that the boys had carried in. Everyone speaks casually as we eat, laughing and joking around. I’m sand but thankful no one from EXO really tries to talk to me, I don’t think I could handle it, they just make me want to giggle and scream like an idiot.
“Here Charlie, try this,” Taemin holds out some kind of marinated meat to me, which I happily let him feed to me.
“Omo, that’s good,” I smile at him as I reach for more.
“No, Charlie try this,” Lay offers me a pretty chocolate truffle that he insists on feed to me.
“So Charlie,” Suho gives me that smile again, “What are you planning on doing now that you went public?”
“I’m not really sure,” I shrug, “I’m just going to be doing my rounds to the companies for the next few days so I can say hi to everyone.”
“Are we your first stop?” Minho asks from the other side of Lay.
I nod, “Since someone demanded that I stop here first,” I look past Jonghyun to Taemin.
“I didn’t demand it,” Taemin snaps back.
“You sent me like ten texts about how I need to come see you guys as soon as I was able to leave.”
He scoffs, “Don’t exaggerate, I sent you two.”
“What?” I pull out my phone, open the messages, and hold it out for him to see. “See you sent me the first two, and I said I’ll see what I can do, and then you sent me ten more demanding it.” Taemin snatches my phone out of my hand scans it, pouting as he reads it. He hands my back my phone without a word before taking out his own. His eyes snap up to glare at the person to his left, Jongin is sitting there, obviously nervous.
“Kai,” Taemin growls.
“It wasn’t just me!” The tan boy jumps to his feet and points to the pale boy to his left, “It was Sehun’s idea!”
“Don’t blame this on me!” Sehun snaps back, “Chanyeol and Baekhyun hyung suggested we do it from Taemin hyung’s phone.”
Chanyeol is automatic at defending himself, “Kai is the one who had to get Taemin’s phone!”
“You guys texted her off Taemin’s phone?” Lay laughs.
“You guys really sent those?” I stare down at my phone dumbstruck as I read the messages over again.
“Yes,” Seven of the boys echo, staring down at the floor ashamed, Suho just stares at them confused.
“Why would you guys do that?” Jonghyun asks.
“Because Lay hyung kept talking about how cute and nice you are, and now even Suho hyung was able to talk to you, and then you talked about how Kyungsoo and Lay were in your top ten. We just wanted to know why you are avoiding us,” A very puppy like Baekhyun mumbles.
I suddenly feel guilty for avoiding them, “I’m sorry for avoiding you, I’m actually just a really big fan.”
“Aren’t you are fan?” Taemin fakes offense.
“Oh shush oppa,” I swat at him before turning back to EXO, “You guys are the group I had posters of in my room so when I think to about how weird it is to talk and be friendly with you after having those makes me feel really awkward.” I try my best to explain but stop when I see their faces light up.
“Who had posters of us?”
“That’s so cute!” Baekhyun tackles me to the ground, hugging me tightly. I’m too happy to be surprised by his sudden affection. Chanyeol follows suit by jumping on top of him, followed by a very excited Xiumin. But Xiumin can’t balance on top of them others, so he falls to the side, right on top of Jonghyun, right next to me. We both pause for a minute when our eyes lock, those cute cat like eyes get thinner when he gives me that amazing smile. I feel my heart stop when I get the courage to smile back. I thought that would be the best moment in my life, until the door busts open once again to revel more of my oppas.
“I hear our Charlie has come to visit!” Sweet Leeteuk says with a big smile on his face. Some of the others follow in, all stopping and losing their sweet smiles once they see the situation I’m in with two boys lying on top of me.
“Hi oppas,” I say with an awkward smile.
“What are you doing to our Charlie?” Heechul busts threw the group.
“Hyung,” Chanyeol quickly scrambles to his feet, “We can explain.”
Baekhyun just gives them an awkward smile from where he rests in between my legs, “It’s not what you think.”
Kangin glares down at him, “You little…”
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