#love whoever man you want

[mwagneto]

at least the angel is gay. whatever else happens at least the angel is gay. no matter how bad life gets at least the angel is gay. after all these years the angel is gay. come what may at least the angel is gay

#CANONICALLY!!!!!!!!! LIKES MEN CANONICALLY. IN LOVE WITH A MAN CANONICALLY #this is about both of them. and whoever else you want it to be about #when will 林恩 kiss men. fhe final piece missing #castiel #aziraphale #supernatural #good omens #gomens #spn

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp comte #ikevamp mc #comte propaganda #if you can't already tell from the contents of this one--i straight up died after reading it #THE IMPLICATIONS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #the way they're both dancing around it. MC trying to be strong and endure properly (girl same) and. comte. #THE WAY COMTE BASICALLY STARTS SHAKING HIS ASS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BIRDS OF PARADISE. I AM UNWELL (AND ECSTATIC). #THE WAY HE WANTS HER TO WANT HIM AS INTENSELY/DESPERATELY AS HE DOES HER. THE WAY HE RELISHES HER BITING HIM HARD. #IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS ONE #ive legit just been that ace attorney meme with phoenix holding his head in his hands for DAYS #dare i even mention 'make sure to keep your voice down.' SIR. SIR ARE YOU SRS RN #man the way in purple moon event he was like 'oh nooooo haha no hank pank in public where we might get caught that's too inappropriate~ owo #I SEE YOU ABEL. I SEE YOU MONSIEUR LE COMTE DE SAINT GERMAIN. #I SEE THAT U SIT UPON A THRONE OF L I E S #i hope whoever writes comte as unhinged as possible over at jpn cybird gets a god damn raise #i have never in my life been so directly catered to in one chara i swear #'loved-starved beast' ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER COMTE JUST LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIN!!!!!! #straight up ive said it before and ill say it again #that's my emotional support softcore yan meow meow golden retriever #every event im like 'hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me.' and then immediately its just 'failed step one.' #although all jokes aside i do find it endlessly fascinating about the purebloods how like #while they don't experience as much bloodlust there is this acute sense of biting as a vital expression of romantic interest and/or claim #i dont think its a throwaway line that comte says at the end--id actually argue a lot of his desire for intimacy when she's human (cont.)-> #is because he feels a level of insecurity in his connection to her caused by the lack of shared/reciprocated biting #you know now that has me wondering if that's part of why other purebloods frown so heavily upon the idea of a pureblood/human couple #basically because they can't fulfill the most basic tenet of what it means to be coupled in that community's perception #yeesh ikevamp really went 'welcome to normative vampire politics' and im like 'I Am So Normal About This. (lie + analyzes)'

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

#ignore that he's not dead yet in the last one it was the only screenshot i had already looking back at her #tw hanging #tw noose #black sails #eleanor guthrie #charles vane #something something patriarchal societies will always take and never give even if you contort and distort yourself to them or #whoever you think they want you to be it will never be enough and they will consume you and leave nothing left behind #(i say patriarchal here because that is very much the case for eleanor and woodes rogers i think he's very much acting as a surrogate father #figure to her as well as husband/lover/mentor because to him and the empire he serves these are all the same things and are what eleanor has #been looking for and failing to find her whole life until she does and then it first destroys and then kills her) #something something the life cycle of your affections A man you love who speaks the truth shunted aside in favor of the next who will tell #you whatever you want to hear.

[katkalis-the-horror-fanartist]

DJMM thinking about his crush!

#i know im not the only one that would love this! #hes thinking about whoever you want! #djmm #dj music man #fnaf dj music man #fnaf djmm #fnaf sb djmm #my art #fan art #gif #animation #recycled art btw!

[unproduciblesmackdown]

why did he do this (rhetorical) (profoundly affected)

#obviously referenced from start to finish. half second shots that kill #you go ''i was already Changed by the mere socked glasses flip / kick gifs. i'm ready'' but you are actually collapsed on the ground #raising my hand as one of the handful of randos who stood up suddenly these past few months like why yes i Will watch your films then #and also as [guy lecturing & emphatically pointing to laptop] i have to do everything myself the undereye coloring is a distinctive trait #fashion icon shit around here also i'm not kidding in the least #i want well another pair of glasses for one & graphic tees short shorts a fanny pack a calculator(?) buttonsy digital watch i completely do #also again with the adhd these flashbacks were beautiful. inspiring. revelatory. profound (cont.) #it's also occurring to me that i've watched a couple movies for the first time recently and it was like. man cmon #one horror one that was like. I Said Man Cmon. another non horror one that was just like an unending shrug #all the more appreciation like yeah hey a horror movie and also just a movie where it's like yes i'm completely along for the ride wahoo yay #raising my third hand as a correct opinions about media haver #corned beef #it #no time to be coy i was here three and greater than three years ago. and just nowadays; evidently: #reddie #online listicle video voice The Couple Of Dozen V Varied Moments From The IT Movies That Drew Blood (Mine) #whoever came up with this sequence i'm kissing on the mouth like my god. again: profound #the power of the rileable using their end of things as their plausible deniability. like oh god i hope he thinks i'm cool. ok asshole Enough #being the guy Just Standing There like fellas the boy you're in love with very insistently did this wyd (only caring abt literature) #adding a 50% pink overlay like it comes time to make these coloring choices & i put on a vivacious song to inspire having fun / being myself #great choice imo. now to slide right under that midnight est wire

[geo-bby]

How we feeling Beatles people?

#tbh I’m anxious #biopic #like… not to sound like a beatles fan (stfu that’s exactly what i’m going for) but there’s just so much nuance to the four of them that you #like. REALLY need to know the beatles in order to do this right #i’d hate for them to be sugarcoated for the purpose of making their story more inspiring or positive or whatever #like no give me the drama! let the normies know about ringo’s raging alcoholism and all the pettiness from all four members after the split #and please for the love of GOD don’t lean into the whole ‘quiet beatle’ thing for george. with peace and love that man didn’t shut the fuck #up sometimes #we love him for it!! #the casting also worries me…. manifesting that whoever’s in charge of all that understands the ethereal beauty of the beatles in the 60s #also please please please don’t let them be a bunch of sexist dick heads about yoko. no she did not break up the beatles 🙄🙄 #but for all my worryong i’m equally excited i think. because if they do these right they have the potential to be really cool : #i’m only so anxious because i want this to be good so bad 😭 #the beatles #thoughts

[gooperts-gunk]

imagining cucurucho as a pathetic little guy crawling to any of his favorite islanders and going "they took my managerial job from me. im just doing contracted work now. i owe them nothing but i won't tell you anything confidential. they could take me around back and shoot me any second but i have plans to finish." but he showed up normal today so nevermind, skull emoji LUL

is it too late to make him be a little upset like in a silent way. like he lingers around a person they ask "wtf is up with you why aren't you leaving". i want q!bbh comforting him like "it's ok to lose ur purpose cucurucho! i lost my purpose when the federation brought me to this island! imagine what my boss will think when he finds out my soul quota is down... i think what's happening to you is called karma! :)"

okay maybe i just miss q!bbh and cucurucho interacting and i miss special guest crumbs but that's besides the point i want bearfailure cringeflop cucurucho, just sopping wet bear, the rabbits leave him out in the rain. living out of a dirt house with 1 cyan sofa in it.

#goopert talks qsmp #you know q!bbh's love life is bad when ur genuinely considering making him kiss a bear that's kidnapped his children and nephews and nieces #me w/ cucurucho is so i hate you but i love you but i hate you #because like the feds and census bureau are sooo misleading and manipulative and grrr i hate you i hate you #but like... they have so much personality like why is cucurucho better than some of his workers AGENT 18 i mean what who said that #i feel the same hate love hate with agent 18 because he's funny but SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! i want u DEAD!!! but also ur funny. #anyway maxo come back so q!bbh can have a polyamorous relationship with u and q!pierre. u can get back together it will be ok #don't make me slash srs ship cucuhalo man don't do this to me please whoever the new players are woo q!bbh put up with him and love him

[dramarants]

Wanting more homoeroticism in the tension between the show’s leads as the narrative introduces greater intimacy and higher stakes between them, especially in a landscape that lacks queer representation who isn’t a villain or dies within one or two episodes, but also recognizing that core values/motivation for these characters lie in their relationships with one of two major female characters in an on screen sausage fest where the only other woman is a morally reprehensible femme fatale and erasing and/or vilifying female leads in favor of conventionally attractive males is a common practice observed in fandoms that’s rooted in misogyny and justified under the guise of rejecting heteronormativity, thinly veiled double standards, or claiming the woman is simply not interesting enough and not wanting to bolster that mindset

#the worst of evil #you know who’s not interesting enough? haeryeon!! bibi’s acting the hell out of her and slaying while doing it #but idk anything besides she’s willing to subvert her dad for dick and values money over everything else #and also she’s hot which is great for me!! but also the male gaze #and I also get it - we don’t know much about euijeong in her limited screen time besides her relationships to junmo/kicheol #but she is given so many traits that are silently conveyed like compassion and bravery and sacrifice #she brought a fucking gun to her date with kicheol like the conflicts and motivations here are SO JUICY #her exasperation guilt and despair with the investigation; esp after listening to the voicemails #what’s the self respecting thing to do; do I still love my husband if he loses himself; can I continue a game I never wanted to play #at the cost of my life or my family’s life? #even though a lot of her choices are for her marriage she’s using whatever agency she has in her own terms #kicheol works to be an honest man and make a difference partly bc of her #not trying to place the burden of fixing men on her but ignoring her impact in the boys’ lives is wild #ship whoever you want hate whoever you want but don’t deride a woman just cuz ‘she’s in the way’ ya know #all this being said; kicheol bringing junmo home after he RAMPAGED seemingly on his behalf - literally who else is doing it like them #the yearning all around - I get it now; we need gangster mob!throuple to get any shit done around here (and for all 3 to stay alive 🫣🙏) #but the reality next week is gonna be so so bitter

[f1cha0s]

soft🥺

source: tiktok

#whoever recorded this I love you too #they way he keeps looking at her while he’s walking #and the he’s little wave #fernando alonso the man that you are #btw I had to screenrecord this because I couldn’t save it for some reason? #if one of you is the tiktoker and doesn’t want this here and wants me to delete this I will #f1 #fernando alonso #andrea schlager

[chuckyray]

btw i just wanna go on record to say i aint "larping" being a uhhh checks notes "incest loving hillbilly".

im from backwoods georgia. the boondocks. i grew up in the woods off a dirt road using well water and propane. i am a victim of incest. i dont know why anyone would think im uh...faking that. just because i happen to find comfort in hick horror. also i dont love incest thats such a weird thing to accuse me of because i fucking watched repo and acknowledge the canon subtext. or i acknowledge the TEXT in tcm....the most well known movie about an inbred family.

did yall ever stop to think that I read and watch the things I do because that's my lived experience? because it helps me feel seen and understood and rationalize my own life? or are yall just mad because im doing it in a way you dont think is appropriate? log off for me. maybe im not the terminally online one here.

#its whatever man overall i dont REALLY care its just i do take my southern pride pretty seriously. #its a very important part of who i am and i love my home. so i dont want anyone out there thinking im like #some sorta weeb for the american south or some shit lmfao #im from the georgia border of alabama and tennessee and my pop's a truck driver so ive been all over the states my whole life #especially the south #this was about whoever decided to flat out lie about me to a popular blog and have everyone dogpile me #thank you to the op for actually listening to me and apologizing and taking the post down tho.

[angorwhosebabyisthis]

i want to go ahead and write up A Whole Thing about how ricky's arc ultimately comes down to 'protect what's yours,' in a way that tbh manages to be kind of the opposite of the toxic masculinity that trope tends to embody in western media especially. but also it relies on several other major essays about the themes in this show that i need to write up first to tie them all together with it. ashdjsjdjdh. Help

#SDMItag #ricky owens #i'll probably try writing it up for now and then see which things it does turn out i'll need to establish first #but the tl;dr is that ~protect what's yours like a man~ tropes are all about Defending Your Assets from Outside Forces with Violence(tm) #and ricky's 'protect what's yours' is about love as in loyalty as in setting down your stake Here #committing yourself to the wellbeing of whoever or whatever you've chosen; being a support for them to grow and be safe and be free #'yours' as in your family your community your work your activism the things you've built #instead of 'yours' meaning 'i have the right to destroy this and exploit it and throw it away as i please. it's there for me to take from' #it's 'i have a duty; and that duty is not synonymous with Violence; it can be feeding and healing the people you love' #'it can be putting your foot down and removing someone's access to a person or thing you've chosen when they're exploiting them/it' #'it can be *refusing* to do violence' #it's 'you chose me and you were supposed to love me and instead you treated me like a thing that exists for you to use and ruin' #'well i wasn't. i'm not. and i'm going to be what i needed you to be and you weren't' #'i refuse to hurt what's mine for my own gain because i can and i won't let you do it either' #it fucking kills me and it makes what pericles does to him and forces him to do in retaliation that much more fucking tragic #there's so much dude oh my god #kill me #professor pericles #dyn: when i die i want you to die too #abuse cw

[hojlundaise]

#nemanja vidic #manchester united #i finally had time to watch the interview #its so nice to see him again 😭 #he doesnt do interviews often so this was a nice surprise #we stan a man who knows when to keep quiet dajfdhdh #loved reminiscing about the old times i didnt know how good they were till they were gone #hes so thoughtful with how he approaches the changes in the club when comparing it to his time like he doesnt go around blaming whoever #and understands how the sport has progressed #hes so nice he went easy on maguire and his praise for licha made me 🥺 #but also when asked whos the best united player after his era he said it was difficult to judge when you dont win trophies lmao roast them #oh and how quick he said he would not have wanted to play under lvg bvhfgdsf i appreciate the honesty #and hes always making rio laugh its so cute #ahhh i missed him hes my forever captain

[proustianlesbian]

i wanted to post this for rosh hashanah but i forgot and i'm lazy. however, i hope that my favorite fictional "old jewish men" had a nice new year 🍯🍎🍏. (they are all canonically jewish, trust me this is 100% real haha don't look them up to verify, just believe me.)

also i can only remember these ones... are they my six (seven if you count runge/lunge from monster but he's not celebrating rosh hashanah, or anything, so i don't put him on this post) OJMs characters i can think of ? probably not but i've really searched a lot inside my brain and i can't really think of others... maybe i'll do a second post because i know i forgot some..

#john turturro is algerian jewish btw (don't look up the early life section of his wikipedia page just choose to believe me without question) #irving and burt are actually sephardic/ashkenaze solidarity #frank vernon is literally played by an old jewish man he's the most legit of them i'm crying #also mr rosso monster and dr julius r/leichwein monster jewish because i said so (i want them as paternal figures) #i should add runge from monster too but that man is jewish but the most secular man you could find. like SECULAR. #also kinda crackship but i kinda ship leichwein and rosso because it would be “old jewish man yaoi” and i love both terms so much #like whoever coined the terms old man/woman yaoi/yuri did an incredible association of words to me. modern times poetry. #also milan from that one episode of monster but i'm still grieving him. (czech jewish trust me (with some romani vibes if you ask me) !!) #irving bailiff #burt goodman #frank vernon #mr rosso monster #julius reichwein #julius leichwein #severance #succession #naoki urasawa's monster #monster #john turturro #christopher walken #peter friedman #edit before the posting but i already wrote all the tags : #oliver putnam #martin short #only murders in the building #omitb

[ethereance]

Headcanon time: Coran has made a travel guide, Coran’s compendium, detailing the best tourist spots to visit on many of the planets he has visited.

#rambling into the ether #there’s so much rambling in this one. sorry guys #vld #Coran #vld Coran #coran coran the gorgeous man #Or headcoran if you will *badum tss* that was bad #He makes instruction videos. Seems like something he’d do. He wants to update the guide. Having learned from mall #fiasco that things. kinda sort may be different in *checks calendar* 10000 years. When they do #have downtime he tries. It’s a shame. So many places on his list. So so different. Maybe even nonexistent. He’ll never go again. #The universe has forgotten them. Think Aang travelling around and finding places to be run down. They’re both so out of time. #Allura too #So anyway this headcanon came to me from a dream. Vld brainrot so bad it has entered my dreams. Wasn’t even a vld themed dream. But boom. #Suddenly I’m looking at this electronic travel guide. And there’s Coran. Smiling in a photo at one of these locations #(there was also this kinda spooky location he’d drawn himself into. That whoever I was with wanted to visit. Anyway). #Love that Coran jump scare. Also of note. Many of the locations had lions in them. #I distinctly remember at least 3 images with lion statues. Staying on brand. Nice

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Okay no one talk to me bc I haven’t watched the race yet but I just finished Nightbane by Alex Aster and am currently Losing It. I need the third book rn.

#lightlark #nightbane #spoilers for the book from this point on #OH MY GOD #WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE’S GOING TO KILL ONE OF THEM???? #ALEX #ALEX PLEASE #I HATE LOVE TRIANGLES YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME #wait if it’s possible to bring people back to life in the Other World then could she theoretically bring Oro/Grim back? #also SHE’S DEAD???? WHAT????? #also are the dreks what Oro was talking about when he said Grim was protecting them all from something in the last book? #WAIT BUT- #SHE’S LIFE AND DEATH SHE’S BOTH #SHE’S BOTH ALIVE AND DEAD #YOU CAN BRING SOMETHING BACK FROM DEATH SO WHAT WILL SHE BRING BACK FROM ORO/GRIM’S DEATH? #also what are your bets kn who she kills? #atp signs are pointing to oro especially with the stuff that enya was saying #like isla is basically born to be his doom #but also i don’t think isla wants to go to the other world atp #idk I NEED THE THIRD BOOK #also if she’s going to shack up with grim now: how is he going to act knowing she isn’t only his? #how will they act together? just bc isla loves him doesn’t mean they’ll be all domestic like she and oro were #and god idk which couple i love more #they also hate each other so polyam seems unlikely #i think the only thing that makes sense here is that she dies as well #she can’t go and kill one guy and then live happily ever after with the other #she’ll be haunted by the loss of one of her great lives #and whoever guy lives wouldn’t be able to bear it #honestly in situations like this i’m always an all or nothing person #also i hit 30 tags so i can’t say more but gods. this series man

[ihonestlydontknowwhattocallthis]

This is going to be a bit long so get ready:

Okay so, I’m not someone that cares too much about Izzy dying, I mean I do, but like, he was a great character and all and his arc was great but he wasnt one of my favourites. But I am a little disappointed with the fact that he died after seeing what other people have said about it.

The guy had a lot more he could’ve done in this show, idk what but he had potential to do more in later seasons. But I personally didn’t think that his death was unnecessary, I was talking with my mum about it and she said that she saw it coming, I didn’t see it coming but I knew if any of them were going to die it would be Izzy, as none of the background characters had ‘I’m going to be killed off by the end of the show’ energy.

I’ve seen some people talking about this and I’ve seen them say that they’re leaving the fandom over this and that they’re so angry with David Jenkins for doing this to them. But like, don’t be angry with David I don’t think it’s his fault. Like the whole thing with Neil gaiman and the ending of good omens he did on purpose and it was also passed off as a joke (the threats and all that) but people are actually really mad at David because of a character being killed.

Also, if people start leaving the fandom because of this, there’s a chance we might not get season 3, and they worked hard for this show and I also don’t think I can survive if it just ends there, like I know it was a happy (sort of) ending but I need to know what happens next!!

Maybe izzy’ll come back to life through buttons bird magic or necromancy or something. I mean we’ve already seen sea witches in this show so I guess it’s could be possible (I doubt they’ll do that though)

#ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoliers #ofmd Izzy #ofmd buttons #ofmd season finale #ofmd spoilers #they probably could’ve done a better funeral for him as well #also whoever picked the song in the background I want to shake their hand cause that sorta shit makes you feel something #idk man I love when music pairs with scenes and creates a feeling #anyways #he did deserve better ngl #but please don’t blame David for this #idk what else to put here #idk man maybe I’m just writing this to cope #I think I might die if I don’t get a season 3 if I’m honest #I need more character backstories #like Frenchie and roach and that #WHATS THEIR DEAL! I can’t just go through your life with that knocking around my brain! #oh and like #renew as a crew #also I need wee john setting stuff on fire while dressed in drag #cause he never got to set anything on fire and I think that’s a missed opportunity #so please. we need another season