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hi, i’m currently sick and it got me thinking about baby loscar when they’re both sick? are they like really well behaved and just miserable or is it just constant tears? i can totally see baby loscar both refusing to take their medicine and just causing their parents grief.

Awww I hope you feel better! 🥰

They are both but just at vary degrees. Oscar is more quiet and miserable. His eyes are constantly glassy like they are on the verge of tears but he doesn't cry as much. He does most of his crying at night when he a combination of hot/cold and his nose is stuffy and sleeping is practically impossible for him. He definitely causes his parents grief since the poor child just looks miserable constantly and they can't do anything about it.

Logan is more constant tears. He's hot, his body aches, and everything around him makes him incredibly dizzy. It's awful for him. His wailing can be heard throughout the home and he has to be held constantly since he'll cry for so long and so violently that he can sometimes choke. He becomes a lot more quiet and just weepy as the night goes on but the sudden change from loud to quiet really freaks out his parents.

Both babies hate their medicine. I have never met a baby that liked their cold medicine. The cold medicine given to babies tends to be grainy and saccharine so it really isn't a pleasant experience for children. Giving them cold medicine is a two person job with one person holding the baby tightly while the other dispenses the medicine and making sure they don't spit it up. Usually the person who is least swayed by their child is the one holding them since the babies will cry and plead and stuff their face into their parent's shirts in hopes of salvation.

However, once the children have recovered, all the parents get sick and the children get sent to their grandparents.

Thank you for the ask! ❤️

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galex 🥛🌄

artmoji game

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thinking "haha what if i jokingly shipped them" is your last chance to get out btw

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#i had two #a dog and a bear

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Being taught about what to do during COVID doesn't count- I'm talking like. Prepping you in the event that something like that might happen in the future. Prepping you for a theoretical zombie apocalypse spread via disease DOES count.

If you want to add to the overall findings maybe also tag what country your school was/is in.

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It makes me happy when they listen

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Neil Gaimain about writing Good Omens with Terry Pratchett (x)

Neil: His line to me when we were writing “Good Omens”, he would phone me up and he’d say, I’ve just done this and it’s made it 17% funnier. I’d written this whole meeting between the International Express man and Pollution and I’d mentioned that, you know, ‘he and his wife went down there sometimes when they were courting to spoon’ and Terry added the line, ‘and on one memorable occason, fork.’

Rob: On one memorable occasion.

Neil: On one memorable occasion, and it‘s made it 17% better. In fact, in that case it may have made it 100% better.

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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

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A pleasant surprise.

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HELLO??? OLIVER???

(I feel like this is lowkey more insane than anything he’s said in any interview)

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MEN!!! it's spring. crop your shirts

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classic

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i hope williams keep inviting oscar to team torque every week until alex gets us a definitive answer on whether logan and oscar have fucked or not

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#D cups 😗 #not mad about it but don’t love it either #they’re fine ig

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man