#i should add runge from monster too but that man is jewish but the most secular man you could find. like SECULAR.

[proustianlesbian]

i wanted to post this for rosh hashanah but i forgot and i'm lazy. however, i hope that my favorite fictional "old jewish men" had a nice new year 🍯🍎🍏. (they are all canonically jewish, trust me this is 100% real haha don't look them up to verify, just believe me.)

also i can only remember these ones... are they my six (seven if you count runge/lunge from monster but he's not celebrating rosh hashanah, or anything, so i don't put him on this post) OJMs characters i can think of ? probably not but i've really searched a lot inside my brain and i can't really think of others... maybe i'll do a second post because i know i forgot some..

#john turturro is algerian jewish btw (don't look up the early life section of his wikipedia page just choose to believe me without question) #irving and burt are actually sephardic/ashkenaze solidarity #frank vernon is literally played by an old jewish man he's the most legit of them i'm crying #also mr rosso monster and dr julius r/leichwein monster jewish because i said so (i want them as paternal figures) #i should add runge from monster too but that man is jewish but the most secular man you could find. like SECULAR. #also kinda crackship but i kinda ship leichwein and rosso because it would be “old jewish man yaoi” and i love both terms so much #like whoever coined the terms old man/woman yaoi/yuri did an incredible association of words to me. modern times poetry. #also milan from that one episode of monster but i'm still grieving him. (czech jewish trust me (with some romani vibes if you ask me) !!) #irving bailiff #burt goodman #frank vernon #mr rosso monster #julius reichwein #julius leichwein #severance #succession #naoki urasawa's monster #monster #john turturro #christopher walken #peter friedman #edit before the posting but i already wrote all the tags : #oliver putnam #martin short #only murders in the building #omitb