#IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS ONE

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Comte Election Story, 6th Anniversary Event (JPN 2023)

I managed to get Comte's collection story during the 6th year anniversary event in the JPN version of the game. As usual, my translation skills are rudimentary at best, so this is just a rough/general sense of the contents. Rest of the translation is below the cut:

Sweet and lovely, our everyday life is irreplaceable. After becoming a vampire, I’ve lived with him forever like this. I seek out more and more of the man I love than anyone else--

Comte: Good morning, MC. You’re up very early today.

I went down to the dining room a few hours before dawn--only to find Comte nursing a teacup gracefully at one end of the table.

MC: Good morning. I managed to wake up somehow…how about you?

Comte: Actually, I just got back.

When I asked, he told me that the host of the party started talking to him all night, and they didn’t part ways until after midnight.

Comte: I was going to finish this cup of tea to unwind, and then try to rest til noon.

He runs a hand through his freshly washed hair and brings the cup to his mouth in a series of elegant gestures that makes me fall in love with him all over again. I’m not sure if it’s because I’ve been up all night, but my heart readily starts beating faster.

Even Comte seems to notice my reaction…

Comte: …looking at me like that, are you seducing me?

Comte's eyes narrowed mischievously and he left his cup behind to approach me. A beautiful beast gazed at me as if to take aim at his prey, and he drew me in with supple hands.

MC: I didn’t intend it that way but…it’s true that I'm captivated. Your damp hair and lovely gestures are so sexy that I’m at a loss…

Comte: Saying such a thing…you’re a naughty woman, MC. Even though I tried to quell my ardor with a cold shower and hot tea...I’m glad to hear it, even though I’m far from calm.

When I raised my head--having looked down in bashful embarrassment--I can see burgeoning in Comte’s eyes an indisputable, feverish desire…

MC: Ah, mm…

His soft lips playfully brushed against the nape of my neck.

Comte: No one else would be awake at this hour…though we could be interrupted any moment. Make sure to keep your voice down.

He chuckled a little before a hot sigh caressed my skin, dropping kisses one after another. He circled around the usual place he’d sink his fangs into me, and every brush of his lips made heat gather low in my body…

MC: So impatient…Abel…

Comte: …I’ve been waiting for you to give it to me

The corners of his lips lifted a little, before he buried his fangs into my neck.

MC: Mn, ah…aaaahh…

Comte: I love you so much...and whenever we aren't together, I’m starved of you. We were miles apart all night yesterday. I’ll show you just how much I missed you.

His voice--half-intoxicated with the ecstasy of my blood--was sweet and husky with his desire.

Comte: Before you, I’m always a love-starved beast.

As I gaze into those eyes burning with emotion, an electric sensation tingles down my spine. 

(Ah, I’m just the same. It’s not only my heart, my body is always seeking you out too.)

MC: Me too…all day and night, I’m always thinking about you…

Comte: --Come here. Take as much of me as you want

At his encouragement and incitement, I sink my fangs into him.

MC: ah, ha…

Pleasure washes over me in an endless cascade, every sensation in my body heightened and sharp. I clenched my hands tighter through his wet hair, and dug my fangs into him greedily to devour that wellspring of ecstasy. 

Comte: I'm happy to be able to share love with you like this, as a vampire.

Like drops of water moistening desiccated earth, every crimson drop fills us to the brim--

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp comte #ikevamp mc #comte propaganda #if you can't already tell from the contents of this one--i straight up died after reading it #THE IMPLICATIONS. FOAMING AT THE MOUTH. #the way they're both dancing around it. MC trying to be strong and endure properly (girl same) and. comte. #THE WAY COMTE BASICALLY STARTS SHAKING HIS ASS LIKE ONE OF THOSE BIRDS OF PARADISE. I AM UNWELL (AND ECSTATIC). #THE WAY HE WANTS HER TO WANT HIM AS INTENSELY/DESPERATELY AS HE DOES HER. THE WAY HE RELISHES HER BITING HIM HARD. #IM NEVER GONNA RECOVER FROM THIS ONE #ive legit just been that ace attorney meme with phoenix holding his head in his hands for DAYS #dare i even mention 'make sure to keep your voice down.' SIR. SIR ARE YOU SRS RN #man the way in purple moon event he was like 'oh nooooo haha no hank pank in public where we might get caught that's too inappropriate~ owo #I SEE YOU ABEL. I SEE YOU MONSIEUR LE COMTE DE SAINT GERMAIN. #I SEE THAT U SIT UPON A THRONE OF L I E S #i hope whoever writes comte as unhinged as possible over at jpn cybird gets a god damn raise #i have never in my life been so directly catered to in one chara i swear #'loved-starved beast' ILL DO YOU ONE BETTER COMTE JUST LET ME IN. LET ME IIIIIIIIN!!!!!! #straight up ive said it before and ill say it again #that's my emotional support softcore yan meow meow golden retriever #every event im like 'hope this doesn't awaken anything inside me.' and then immediately its just 'failed step one.' #although all jokes aside i do find it endlessly fascinating about the purebloods how like #while they don't experience as much bloodlust there is this acute sense of biting as a vital expression of romantic interest and/or claim #i dont think its a throwaway line that comte says at the end--id actually argue a lot of his desire for intimacy when she's human (cont.)-> #is because he feels a level of insecurity in his connection to her caused by the lack of shared/reciprocated biting #you know now that has me wondering if that's part of why other purebloods frown so heavily upon the idea of a pureblood/human couple #basically because they can't fulfill the most basic tenet of what it means to be coupled in that community's perception #yeesh ikevamp really went 'welcome to normative vampire politics' and im like 'I Am So Normal About This. (lie + analyzes)'

[stoneclaw]

godddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd i'm thinking about orv again sorry

#IGNORE ME #i have NOTHING useful to say i just L IKE THEM ALL SO MUCH #really got to yuseung's bit again in the comic and promptly teared up again several consecutive times #n the perpetual illness over joongdok continues #im never gonna recover from this one #it hit me right in the thats my entire shit..... oof.

[clouvu]

Nothing in the world belongs to me But my love, mine, all mine

#genshin impact #arlecchino #peruere #clervie #ouhhhhhhhh im never gonna be able to emotionally recover from watching that animated short #ever since it came out a couple days ago just thinking of these two makes me feel like my heart is physically being ripped in half #i cant stop thinking about how Clervie was the only person in Arlecchino's life that she truly loved #like dont get me wrong Arlecchino loves her children in her own detached-fucked up way as much as any person with her amount of trauma can #but Clervie meant so much to her that even just her presence alone kept Arle's curse at bay #and it seems that no one other than Clervie herself has ever been able to break this unemotional/detached wall that Arle has put up #and maybe no one else ever will #DONT GET ME WRONG I still fw arle x other female harbingers like that shit is still peak #but oh my god the idea that arle never moved on after clervie's death and will never love anyone the way she loved her makes me want to SOB

[thebirdandhersong]

on the good news train today: I have finally finished the last chapter(!!!) of my Inklings challenge story, which marks the FIRST ever Inklings challenge story I've ever completed properly :'D coming in at 30,810 words (yikes) (it did get out of hand, I must admit), it is definitely not a short story, but it IS a piece that I think articulates a lot of what I've been thinking about lately re: love and death, and, considering everything, is probably something I needed to write. I am very happy!! It has been a wild ride, but a deeply clarifying one.

#ALSO i went to watch hadestown on friday and i came out of that a changed person. i will literally never recover from that experience. #hadestown also has significantly shaped this story along with HMA's little mermaid and goblin market and sir orfeo btw #anywayyyy i am going to BED i have midterms to study for tomorrow which i have been putting off for too long!!!! #inklings round 3 #i'm bracing for impact this week (it's gonna be ROUGH) but i am holding to julian of norwich's wise wise words for this one #all shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of thing shall be well! #including midterms (of which i have TWO right after reading break. ain't no rest for the wicked and the righteous #don't need none and who knows where i fall) and boy problems and family worries #all SHALL be well!! #why my soul are you downcast! why so disturbed within me! #put your hope in God for I will yet praise Him my saviour and my God #magpie said think of jane austen's wise words too #(friendship is the best balm for the pangs of disappointed love) and she was right :) #im sitting on my little raft and paddling steadily onwards! #thank you for sitting on the step with me through the dusk and blue hours and dark days #all shall be well for pete's sake!!!!! all SHALL be well!!!!! #last year of school log

[a-loving-ghost]

Moving from that post but maybe he didn't go to school for a few days. Maybe he didn't dare to move, to wake up from the dream he so desperately wanted to stay in where everything was alright. Maybe the landlord showed up to kick them out only to find a dead body and her grieving monstrous son. Maybe he doesn't know where his mother was buried because they never had the money for a headstone. Maybe—

god when i get you /silly

#jokes aside i think this is exactly how it went #the house would’ve been entirely depleted of everything #andrew never gets to go to her grave because she doesnt. have one #he wouldn’t be allowed to stay in the house anyways #god im gonna make myself cry again……. #usually his mother is up before he is. usually she’s doing the household chores or just finishing her own prayers #he would go to wake her up i think before realizing her body is cold and ouh #god i don’t think he’d even begin to recover from that until after a few weeks

[hexcia]

tumblr bitch: liking UTMV makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

ink: its ok theyre just jealous babe...

me: i know ink, i know

nightmare: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW NIGHTMARE INK AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

nightmare: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

ink: **sans**

#.hex #utmv #ummm credit to shay for making the original edited version #im never gonna recover from this one boys

[skitskatdacat63]

this video makes me want to sob and throw up and scream and cry and collapse onto the floor

#actually like sobbing through it this is going to kill me genuinely #god ive not cried these kind of tears in a while LOL #i cry a lot but not whete it makes my chest hurt like this #everyone should watch Get Back. best docu ever made actually :) #but no theres smth about getting a beatles song in the year 2023 #like its not smth i ever imagined but now that it exists its like wow. its truly over. its a fucking solid conclusion and it hurts so badly #im going to rip up my pillow the emotional pain this is bringing me is actually heart wrenching #my one brother one time was like the Beatles are so mid and overrated and i wanted to leap up and strangle him across the table #THEYRE LIFE CHANGING OKAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #idk its just so much my childhood :/ #and this song is ripping my heart out </3 #and hearing them talk about this being the last beatles track ever. like yeah i KNOW but god fuck ouch #the way they talk about george and john im going to bang my head into a wall #mayne i shoulf rewatch get back and have a mental breakdown #i told my friend about that docu when it came out and hes like wow that sounds incredibly boring #how dare you how fucking dare you. 8 hours of content????? fucking...great #but no seriously to listen to this song released now and it sounds exactly like their original work. im gonna throw up i feel so ill #never recovering from this actually 😊 #catie.rambling.txt #Youtube

[x-raykinks]

Do you ever get that feeling that you want to be more sexy than you feel?

#dealing with body being sick in more ways than one #recovering from top surgery #working #and finding out im gonna be working closely with the one ex I genuinely hate and wish i would never see again #my luck is just not good right now but im working it

[pumakaji64]

Had a harrowing start to my day today. My pain meds give me more nightmares then usual and last night I had this terrible awful nightmare where I was so paranoid that someone was going to break into my room and kill me that I sort of half-woke up still feeling terrified and anxious that someone was going to break in until I was able to reassure myself that the doors were locked and I was safe... then I really did wake up only to find my bedroom door open and my heart fucking dropped... until I turned to the side and saw someone had let my dog upstairs and he got into my room 😭

#talk about a whirlwind of emotions- he's not allowed to be up here btw since im still recovering but my mom brought him up last night lol #that was one of the worst anxiety attacks I ever had I was borderline hysterical because I was convinced someone was gonna break in #I've never experienced side effects that powerful from prescribed meds before wild

[xj6]

I LOST THE 15 TABS OF REFERENCE IMAGES FOR OBSCURE EQUIPMENT I HAD OPEN IM GOING TO FUCKING

#this is why im obsessive about saving files to my computer #never gonna recover from this one

[weirdagnes]

hawkins my funky little guy (bought from a classmate :])

#im never gonna financially recover from this #one piece #basil hawkins #skl stuff

[babygirlcowboy]

Yeah sorry I can't hang out,,I'm watching the clone wars micro series from 2003...yeah it's gonna be an all day thing....,,

#attention all followers if you have not seen the Star Wars: Clone Wars Micro-Series (2003) directed by Genndy Tartakovsky #im gonna need you to go do that right now for me #just so you understand the very crucial impact it had on me when I watched it as my brain was still developing #..okay story time we had an old vhs tape that had all of the episodes ((and also some ed edd and eddy)) recorded on it #me and my brother would sit in front of the tv for hours just watching them on repeat #anyway that one with luminara and barriss 🥹🥹🥹 #like..barriss.....i will never recover from the heart break that I was put through with her character #oop this is an info dumb that should have gone in the drafts but i dont care..clone wars rambles be upon yee #just pls pls pls pls watch it everyone it is so good I cant even begin to explain it

[manoessay]

Had to catch up with one piece the unconventional way, and lemme just say i burst into tears at the end of the latest chapter.

#one piece #one piece spoilers #one piece chapter 1102 spoilers #im never gonna recover from this

[peptobismolchuggerhabitlover]

Me? Crying over a 52% Science test grade? Yes, yes, I am

#science test #middle school #silas speaks #sobbing #oh my god im a failure #im never going to recover from this #what if my parents hate me #my dad is checking my grsdes today why did this have to happen today? #what if he yells at me #god i can't do this anymore #this is my first D this semester im gonna fail 8th grade and fail again and then im going graduate at 25 and never be a doctor i cant do thi #s #vent posts #vent tw #THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW TESTS I CANT RETAKE

[miwtual]

i dont think im gonna be ready for dear john on speak now taylor's version

#kai.txt #so sorry to my non ts mutuals #i dont rlly care about ts most of the time but speak now is MY ts album so i WILL be talking about this one <3 #anyway. not ready for dear john with taylor's matured vocals im never gonna recover from it

[coloursofaparadox]

mm

#i miss my dog #long story short my first baby that was my own was a puppy that i adopted with my ex #her name is Sarah and she was a rottie/german sheperd mix and was absolutely beautiful #and since ex was recovering from surgery when we got her i raised her from a baby #and did all her training and took her out to parks and new places and just totally threw myself into taking care of her #she was so well trained and so sweet and so nervous all the time. i worked on confidence building with her and she trusted me so much #she listened to me over anyone else and ran to hide behind me when she was anxious and would let me do things she wouldnt let anyone elsedo #and then. of course. when we split up my ex took her with her. #i got the second puppy we'd been raising for a few months at that point. #her logic was that she picked Sarah out so she was hers and I picked Lucas out so he was mine #and it's not that I don't love him but I miss that dog so so much. she's reactive and hard to deal with and my ex just. never dealt with it #when we were together i was the one working on it and taking her out in public even though it was hard and walking her #so i know shes not getting the kind of care she needs. which makes it even fucking harder. #just. im trying to love the dog that I have and i do love him. i do! but she was my baby and i miss her so so much and i know shes not okay #ive been trying to give myself grace and know that i wont have as much of a bond with Lucas as i did with her right away and thats okay #but i know that i resent it a little bit every time im reminded that he's not her. and its going away #but slowly. and im trying to lean into doing the kind of things i did with her like training and confidence building and bonding #but ive been avoiding it because it makes me sad every time. but the lil fucker deserves better. and he needs some manners. #so im gonna work through it and just. do it with him. treat him with as much love as i did her when she was growing up. #itll either get better with time or it wont and ill deal with it when i get to it #but fuck do i miss her so much