#love to roast him too

[agendratum]

vegas is flirting with you moodboard

#kinnporsche #kinnporscheedit #kinnporschesource #pete #porsche #vegas #(in spirit) #vegaspete #vegasporsche #tuserchlo #usermone #usertph #tuserkatherine #mt #gifs #listen i love him #love to roast him too #and yes the scene in the car #isn't exactly flirting #but i don't have much to work here with #vp's flirting story is rather unconventional #in any case #i love how all these expressions look together #temporary tag

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

long ass arms he could slap you from across the goddamn room

they made Miguel dummy thicc then gave our boy the ol stickbug build. He's built like the hands of a clock 😩😩

He got saladfingers hands. Got on the bozo the clown shoes.

No zipper so them shits must take so long to lace. bro get some Jordans already. Gwendy give him back the chucks cause we don't have time for this 😭😭

I love him. I Love Him to Death

#i really really love him though :) #but GOLLY those arms #ass flat too but let's not talk about that #if he picked his nose he'd touch his brain #IDK HOW THIS BECAME A ROAST #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #oh btw.. we built the same 😭😭😭I got on bozo shoes

[kuwajima]

speaking of Kaigaku, his interaction with Yushiro is actually the funniest thing to happen in the entire manga

#Yushiro just shows up. roasts the HELL out of him. and jumps away. #what an icon #the way he gets RIGHT up to his face too…….iconic. I love Yushiro sm

[hadesoftheladies]

so kendrick lamar cares about protecting children from perverts, huh? so he cares about misogyny, huh? then maybe he shouldn't venerate rapists like tupac and throw the b-slur all over the place, but whatever.

#i love to see drake being called out regardless #i hate him too #and a lot of kendrick's roasts were top tier and exactly how i felt about things #i like how he also roasts all drake's simps

[jennrypan]

Everytime I see anything with Canon Bruce I feel a terrible case of fuck this bitch disrespectfully disease 😶

I want him turned into a little lizard and someone to put him in a little box with holes in it. Keep him in there forever.

I miss when he was actually cool and not the guy that forced his morals on all his kids and then attacked them when they go against him, and whenever he gets mind controlled he brutally maims them despite them all being skilled and should all be able to whoop his ass. (ALLL. of them.)

Like God fucking DAMMIT. I'd like a comic rec where Bruce and Jason actually have good moments and where he's with all his kids and Bruce is actually being a good dad. (I know WFA exists but I'm talking bout actual canon comics and the art in that comic for the girls are..okay so eh. I love the batfam in it tho.)

Like i get drama but when it becomes a constant thing I'm seeing..Bruce always turns out to be a dick. (Sorry not sorry will never be on the side of the parent that canonly punched his oldest for asking about his dead brother, then throw a batterang at his second son's neck just to keep joker alive, then proceeded to continue to act as if said son is insane for killing one of the jokers, THEN proceeds to basically lobomize the same son, and left him alone and scared. I can't speak on how he treats the rest cuz I haven't spent much focus on them my bad.)

#j.p speaks #batfamily #i see way too many people kissing bruces ass. #“he doesnt kill” okay so why the fuck cant anyone else?? #like obviously theres a LIMIT. #but. the joker??? THE JOKER?? please. #bruce get a damn grip. #just let dick jason and barbara roast that clown on an open fire. #and harley. #actually. let it be a family bbq #dc comics #batman #batman comics #im SURE there are comics when bruce is actually loving and not riddled by his stupid fucking issues #can we move past this dark brooding 'i work alone' >:(( act for him PLEASE. #let bruce be a goofy dad in actual comics

[spnintheyearofourlord]

I know in my heart Sam and Jess bullied each other so hard

#sam winchester #jessica moore #samjess #supernatural #spn #stanford era #affectionately obvi #there’s just no way I buy their relationship wasn’t built on a foundation of constantly ribbing each other #Sam’s the bitchiest bitch around and Jess has a phd in sarcasm #but Sam’s also the gentlest sap in town and Jess is generous and thoughtful #jess said ‘get you a man that can do both’ and then mercilessly teased him #and sam said ‘she’s so pretty and mean to me <3’ then promptly fell in love #you have to understand that in my head jess and Sam met before Brady introduced them #Sam was working graveyards at a local diner and having a particularly bad night. jess was at said diner with her friends. #Sam’s a little too snarky and Jess says something that rubs him the wrong way. they do Not like each other #sam was just ‘that jackass waiter from a few months back’ and jess was ‘some rich bitch probably living off daddy’s trust fund’ #and then Brady introduces them and it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🙄’ but the more they talk and joke it’s like ‘oh great it’s YOU 🥰’ #and they’re so cute and soft. the real It Couple of Stanford’s weirdos™️ (affectionate) #but they also make jabs left and right and roast the shit out of each other #not everyone knows they’re joking #it’s a confusing dynamic for everyone else but that just makes it even more enjoyable for sam and Jess #this is all right and true To Me

[mysicklove]

guys i am so mean to my guy friends/family like it is a genuine problem

#🔪 - mello talks too much #i just roast them #it’s just so funny #i just love making fun of them #they are like my little dogs #i feel bad bc south african dude sent me a romantic instagram reel and i said ”don’t send me that romantic ass shit i will block u” #LMAOAOAOAAOAO #AND THEN I THREATENED TO HIT HIM WITH MY CAR LIKE 4 TIMES #and flipped off his house #it’s just so funny i can’t help it #like i am gen laughing rn bc dude i am so funny

[bumblingbabooshka]

Odd and Recent Planets

#I do not recommend this show at all - I only watch it for T'Pring #It's bad in almost every way #But it is funny how like 0 of the romantic relationships don't have something questionable to do with cheating in them #I know La'an and Kirk hooked up in an alternate timeline (it's complicated) <- did not watch the episode too boring #But it's more about the essence of infidelity now in the canon timeline. That's the only obstacle they can think of #for these straight forbidden love plots <- Not counting Pike sleeping with that alien lady #Idk what's going on with him and that human lady he's with...captain girlfriend. Maybe they're open v_v #as I said - it's really about the essence of infidelity #THAT'S the ticket #star trek memes #but I am serious the show is bad -_- #I liked it at first but then it was just like .... bad & also a slog & also like genuinely sending bad messaging - not campy/fun bad #I don't think I'll watch anything else that doesn't have T'Pring or Vulcans in it (yo ho ho) #<- I want to pick and choose aspects of Vulcan culture to implement into my personal canon #<- The customary parent-in-law vs spouses roast session IS too funny for me not to say yes and to

[separatist-apologist]

I once went to one of their inbox to tell them to please stop tagging elucien if their posts is just about bashing elriel and they basically told me to f*ck off and they can "do what they want" or whatever. I swear, these are the same little sh*ts that would complain about Elriels tagging elucien.

It's the fact that it's always the same 5 people that have literally no hobbies but complain about Elriels. They're lurking in the gwynriel tag too. They're covering the sweet content we're looking for with their bullshit posts.

"Look what these Elriels say-" NO I DON'T WANNA LOOK CAUSE I DON'T CARE! WHY ARE YOU STALKING THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE???

I don't want to see the hurtful stuff they say about Lucien and Elucien, nor do I care about their theories and Interpretation. I blocked the elriel tag and some elriels so that I won't have to see their posts. Heck, I'm avoiding acotar content on Tik tok and Twitter just so I won't see anything elriel and anti elucien related. If I wanted to see anti elriel content, I'd go to the anti elriel tag. It's that simple.

The thing is, I also tried to be more open to the Elriel ship. I'm very confident in Elucien, but should Elriel be endgame then I want to be okay with it. However, these little shits that constantly shove statements from toxic elriels to my face make it very difficult for me. It brings me back to "Elriels are so toxic" thoughts.

Sry for the long rant. It just angers me.

Babe, I once told people to stop taking the bait and they told me to get off my high horse so I feel you on that. Is it getting on a high horse to say that not everything on the internet is made in good faith and by answering obvious trolls...you give them the fight they want? Wow you sure showed them.

But at its core, LB said it best. It's not a bipartisan system and you actually can't tell anything about a person based on the ship they like. If some folks had any self awareness they'd realize they are literally no better than the people they claim to hate and for every one person hyping them up, 8 others feel discouraged and burned out from all the negativity. A fandom can't sustain itself on pure spite- you need people who passionately love the series enough to draw art, write fic, create headcanons etc etc, and to that end you have to let go of the utter boring obsession with what is and is not canon.

I took screenshots of that post, and one person said "the author wrote it that way for a reason???" and to that I'd say, she wrote enough to make elriel a very popular ship, too. Are we picking and choosing? Are we saying you're not allowed to ship something if it isn't canon? No more Neris, no Rhysta, no Casslain, no Azris? And who gets to decide what is and is not canon? Someone on that post was discussing what "true" eluciens are, which excludes me along with a vast swath of other people.

I didn't elect any of these people to decide what I was allowed to write about or commission art for- Like the cherry picking so people can be faux outraged and then take screenshots of one of the most popular artists in the fandom, with a VERY distinct style to create a victim narrative that allows them to feel good about bullying is just overdone and boring at this point.

Anyway, I'll always advocate for blocking people and creating spaces that feel good. And I'll continue saying that if you hate something that much, you should stop engaging with it. No one is ever going to change my mind about elucien, I'm confident in my choices and even if SJM doesn't go that direction, I'll still be writing elucien like idgaf. The constant looking each other up to talk shit reeks of insecurity and boredom. Couldn't be me.

#also ill put this in the tags but LUCIEN IS AN ASSHOLE #OH MY GOD HE SPENDS ALL OF BOOK ONE ROASTING FEYRE #YOU THINK HES NOT GONNA HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO ELAIN WHEN SHE PUSHES TOO MANY BUTTONS GIVE ME A BREAKooo #OooOOOoooOOooh lucien is a pure gentleman he'd never- HE WOULD OH MY GOD #yall want “sassy” lucien back until its time to admit that he can be a dick #what did he love about jesminda- SHE GAVE HIM SHIT BACK #anyway anon im sorry you got the same treatment- you can always stick with me if you want

[rexscanonwife]

Ok before I go for the night my partner told me about a valentine's day issue of the ppg comics and

GODDDD 😭😭💖💖💖 I'M FUCKING!!!

#jane journals #self insert talk #🔬 starkissed scientist 🔬 #HROUGGGHHHH ITS SO CUTE WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT WANTING A MOM 🥺💖💘💖💘💖💘💖💘 #HOLD ON GIRLS IM COMING #but also them ROASTING his ass 😂😂 i love it so much utonium honestly is sort of a 👉👈 type aint he #but seriously once they get over the whole alien thing theyd be soooo supportive and try to wingman him #like theyre all 'so when is she gonna become our mommy??' 🥺🥺💖💖 #and he chokes on his coffee or smth but internally hes thinking about it too 🤭🤭 #just when are they gonna get hitched?? cause they definitely definitely do!! #in fact i was thinking about proposals but hehe thats for another time #i am just Thinking About This

[xamaxenta]

You’re just gonna have to trust me when I say this is for the pacific rim au

Reuinion kisses 🤭

#pacific rim au #MAS pacific rim au #saboace #acesabo #xam doodies #my art #i really only like Ace’s eyelashes skdhfh #also theyre both scarred up Sabo has a ton of scars around his jaw and cheeks because his helmet #got shattered inwards and cut up his face before his mental link fizzled out and the kaiju roasted him in his side of th cockpit hemisphere #Ace has a few scars around his face and neck from the same incident #he also has a ton of hand scars… from searching the debris for Sabo’s body #:((( #BUT ITS OK SABOS OK THEYRE KISSING NOW THEY LOVE EACH OTHER QWQ #sabo has a gold wedding ring for Ace his sun #Ace has a silver wedding ring for Sabo his moon 🥺🥺🥺 #marco gets uhh titanium platinum #i was gonna add a hand in either one of their hair but #i didnt F #i wish i did for the intensity but a sweeter kiss is ok too

[lord-squiggletits]

Also I'm just gonna say that even if it were true that Rodimus was a """""true Prime"""" and Optimus wasn't, that isn't as much of an L for Optimus as people seemingly want it to be.

Like so you're telling me Optimus was never a chosen hero and the burden of the Matrix/leadership pained him morally, emotionally, and physically, yet he still survived 4 million years of war?

You're telling me he wasn't God's Designated Special Boy but he still tried his best to live up to that impossible ideal to the point of developing serious depression and suicidal ideation as a result of so much goddamn loneliness and self-doubt?

Optimus wasn't a "true Prime" and yet he still believed in ideals of reconciliation and ending the cycle of violence? He wasn't a true Prime but he still stayed on Cybertron trying to fix a broken, broken society while also trying to stop Earth from being invaded for a second time? He didn't even need to do that he could've just stayed in exile which he was originally supposed to do all along, and which he would've personally preferred?? You're telling me that Optimus wasn't Primus' Specialest Boy And Chosen Leader and yet he stepped into leadership anyways bc he perceived that there was injustice to be fixed??

Wow yeah I guess Optimus is just such an inferior leader, clearly his actual actions/moral character as person don't matter and his "worthiness" should be judged solely on whether the Magic Cybertronian 8 Ball liked him or not.

#squiggposting #idw op love #literally the more you deconstruct it the less sense it makes #ppl want rodimus to be Validated By Canon as being better than optimus soooo badly #i get it you cant like rodimus without shitting on optimus #however when you get canon wrong i can and will roast your theories #if optimus went thru everything he went thru but somehow still isnt worthy of the matrix #then what WOULD make him worthy??? like seriously #fighting to protect organic species from colonization didnt make him worthy? #trying to find diplomatic resolutions to a 4 mil year long blood feud isnt worthy enough? #doing all of this at the cost of great personal suffering to himself doesnt make him worthy?? #being willing to fight and imprison his own autobots for trying to break the peace wasnt enough? #becoming villified by most of earth/cybertron by forcing them to cooperate wasnt enough??? #optimus siding with the ultimate victim of cybertronian oppression and 'defeating him' by acknowledging his pain #isnt enough to make him worthy?? THEN WTF IS ENOUGH TO YOU PPL #nothing bc 'worthy of the matrix' is just code for 'validation of my fave' #and most of the ppl in this fandom dont even know OP did all of those things anywYs #also like MOST PEOPLE arent wielders of the matrix are they unworthy too??? #WHAT DO YOU MEAN WORTHINESS?? WHAT ARE THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ALLEGED WORTHINESS #ON THE MORAL AND THEMATIC FABRIC OF THIS STORY???? #literally idw optimus embodies the same values that rodimus does #it's all about love and forgiveness and building a better future and choosing kindness over violence #And if you dont get that optimus represents those just as much as rodimus did well #you prolly didnt read very closely lol

[randomnameless]

Since it's the Gilbert hour,

I was today years old when I realised the dolls he made were made in Annette's image :

The fringe and the buns are sort of similar !

Granted, Annette apparently received those dolls when she was younger, so who came first, the doll or her haircut ?

#I love their relationship #It's so messy and complicated #The dominic fam is really interesting #But between him trying to love his fam but forbidding himself from loving them #To Annette who does everything for her mom and manages to make him swear to return #Uncle badass who roasts people alive in Nopes #And her cousin the bard #It's such a random mess lol #Fe16 #Too bad the Fandom flanderized Gilbert as being the worst dad ever

[teal-skull]

Okay guys, new Käärijä song coming, place your bets what the song will be about.

#My bet is it's either him roasting the media/music industry for the treatment he has gotten #or something the vein of partying hard but resbonsibly (or song showing the bad side of it #like gambling) #it could be a love song too but I find that unlikely #but I'm thinking it will continue the themes of Auto jää; Kovis and Morgan #käärijä

[immediatebreakfast]

Seward: He is odd [proceeds to say "I am having a thought" in the least normal way possible]

Mans is really calling Renfield the odd one while explaining how the process of an idea is finally starting on his head.

#Listen I love him but if I don't roast Seward once in a while he will get too cocky #Doctor malpractice hasn't been seen outside of his room nor answering the other suitors' letters #Also this ''I am a having a thought and it will be so good!'' is funnier when we know that another droughtgula is coming #dracula daily #dracula #jack seward

[ingravinoveritas]

Just seen HIGNFY. Why is David so pretty? Just whyyy? Georgia is a VERY lucky woman *Coughs* and Michael is a VERY lucky man *coughs*

David did look quite pretty on HIGNFY, didn't he? Let's get some visuals up here so we can enjoy:

(That last one is my personal favorite, because when you watch the video, he's doing it so absentmindedly and yet it somehow looks so filthy when he does it...)

But yes, David made an excellent sartorial choice in the striped shirt-and-blazer combo (even if he does look like an escaped gay pirate from OFMD), and the hair is on point as well.

I also love that we're acknowledging that David basically belongs to Michael as much as he does to Georgia. Indeed, they are both quite lucky, perhaps in ways none of us completely know about. I somewhat suspect though that the other panelists on HIGNFY do know, because of the way they roasted David about Michael. Yes, it was obviously riffing on their fake rivalry in Staged, but it truly felt like there was something more underpinning it all.

(Particularly the "He doesn't rely on props" / "Oh, he does." / "You're not a prop" exchange. Because there's so much more there that wasn't said than was--that Michael relies on David, that he needs him, and David needs Michael. I think that was all very deliberate, but maybe that's just me...)

Those are my thoughts on David on HIGNFY, at any rate. So lovely to see Michael crashing yet another one of David's television appearances (I think I might need to add to that post again), and to see how beautiful David looked. Thanks for writing in! x

#anonymous #reply post #david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #georgia tennant #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #have i got news for you #god he is gorgeous here #far too much attractiveness in one person #the androgynous beauty of david tennant #also the other panelist roasting him after #and David's face when the guy says 'you're not a prop' #saying a lot by saying very little #you love to see it #discourse