White lotus Binghe my beloved🪷💚✨
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a bunch of people do their takes on the gods of the cookie world, so heres my go of the pantheon. it includes every cookie whos rarity is above epic, which is why clotted and oyster are present!
also i uh. dont know if capsaicin is in the right place? i havent gone through the tri-cone cup story yet ;^^ but he doesnt seem to be exactly mortal.
maybe the spirit section is a hot-take, but when sherbet and stardust came out, it struck me that they looked a lot like wind archer and fire spirit!
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CTHULHU HAS THY ART FOR THE MONTH!
AND THY HAS CHOSEN ACTOR WALLY AS MY NEXT VICT- I mean THE NEXT SPECIMEN TO BE DRAWN BY THY IN A FORM OF PAINTING!
And thy Lotus, me boi
THOU WILL BE IMORTALIZED ON THY WALL FOR ENTERNITY AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME!-
Except thy needs papa to help thy with nails on the wall... ANYWAYS ONCE THY HAVE NAILS, IT IS DONE!
Oops thy have forgot to do this
Actor wally: @frillsand
Hellscape, Lotus- thy~
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scientifically formulating an intricate, sophisticated, extravagant way to draw these nerds
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Fang Duobing character of all time. He commits identity fraud to become a detective because his mom won't let him. He imprints like a duckling onto the guy who scammed him. Onscreen kill count higher than the Jianghu's most infamous guy. On the run from a royal engagement. Absolute zero spending sense with money, a spoiled often inconsiderate brat. He's relentless and stubborn as a donkey and will get up every time he's kicked down. He bonds with his mom over the technical and practical applications of torture devices. He doesn't hesitate for a moment to choose the family that loves him. He has a celebrity crush on his shifu. He keeps getting left out of the loop. He changes his entire future plans in a matter of weeks to include the cunning old fox of a quack who is now his zhiji. He's sooo so so loved. He tries to reform the Jianghu's most evil man while the latter has amnesia. He doesn't eat watermelon. He can pick locks and is smug about it. Xiaobao my beloved
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Normal things that definitely straight men say to each other after getting married hiding in the newlywed chamber all night.
Especially since: one of them has never been interested in any woman, and only cares that one man doesn’t die. And then the other was engaged for years to the canonical Most Beautiful Woman, and got broken up with because he was a work-aholic.
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