#lottie sucks at headcanons

[thesaturn1nez]

Gonna be the third to ask for some puppet headcanons, give us the George headcanons!

YAY. absolute tank of a puppet.

George 🚖

• they ran out of normal puppet eyes when they were making him, which is why he has green pupils and not black ones like all the others.

• that ‘im just messing with you’ type of guy. the one who lets a beat pass after telling you something in a no-nonsense tone before wheezing and reassuring you it was a joke.

• didn’t appear for that many scenes on the show, but did not mind. that doesn’t mean he wasn’t excited when he was called. anytime he found out he was to make an appearance, he’d always go nuts because he knew that it meant that they were going to need him to ‘vroom vroom’. and vroom vroom he will!

• a second role model to Junebug besides her ‘mom’. whether he’s a good one or not is up to you because one minute he’ll let her ride on his back and make sure she gets home safely, the other he’s teaching her how to rebel against the general public by flipping off people, sitting in drainage, and of course the benefits of chugging down gravel. (ex: George’s ‘Exercise’ dialogue)

• his obsession with rats has a lot to do with that one joke about new yorkers. the rat room is most likely his.

• speaking of rats, if you think you hear one chewing through your belongings or scurrying along the floorboards, do not be alarmed! the rats here can’t bite, it’s most likely a George or two running around.

• lost his right eye during a live scene where he was ‘driving’ Ricky and Stevie to somewhere. he kept bobbing his head to the imaginary radio just up and down and up and down and UP then it went flying. the crew could not find that eye for hours and to this day it still goes undiscovered. they kept him like that since they were planning on having him wear an eyepatch in an upcoming project anyways.

• very, very crazy about cars. a staff member left a magazine behind at the stage and in just a matter of minutes every page that had a picture of a car was gone. he also took all the images of rats exterminator services just for the rats.

• had so much fun filming the Pirates Cove film. he spent the next couple of months after still insisting they should have the entire show just be about exploring the sea and how his taxi could be their boat. he costed the crew so much reel film just because he kept on showing up to his roles in his tricorne, then hiding it under his cap so he could swap them mid-recording. eventually, an annoyed higher up tore the costume to bits in front of George and that was the end of that :(

• his unfriendly version, aka Original George, carries around a genuine hook. we do not know where he got it.

• there was no actual taxi prop anywhere and the excuse is that it’s just invisible. the neighbors (especially George) genuinely think there is one and apparently know where it is at all times. when kids ask George what it looks like he’ll describes anything but a taxicab. the name of it changes too, with George claiming it’s going through some things. its name is currently ‘joshuaaaaaaa’

#my friendly neighborhood #mfn #mfn george #mfn headcanons #headcanons #as you can see the staff’s treatment of the puppets vary #cackled the entire time i was writing the last one down. the neighbidmobjle #the mail comes everyday #lottie sucks at headcanons

[mngo-jii]

☆ 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐥 𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞 (𝐡𝐩 𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐰𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐝) 𝐱 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫 CRUSHING HEADCANONS ! 🐚

✉️ : i guess ill write it myself then (p.s. i havent written in MONTHS but you have NO right to tell me this sucks because this is the most you can get for hpma x reader 😠 /j) I'm open to requests, I'm bored

Daniel Page, who accidentally messes up his potion from staring at you too hard—who, on the other hand, was too fixated and focused on trying to help him ferment the mixture with what he had teached you so far.

Daniel Page, who constantly, indirectly calls you pretty.

Lottie had asked for advice on who she should draw to practice anatomy on, adding that it should be someone who has relatively pretty features so it won't be too hard to captivate. On the spur of the moment, Daniel was the one who almost immediately responded with your name.

Daniel Page, who always offers to help you study for exams, of course without a remark on how you "always need him" first.

Daniel Page, who ironically always needs you, and goes to you for help even though everyone else is a 100% available and a lot more suitable for the situation.

Daniel Page, who's slowly getting used to sneaking out at night with you to explore Hogwarts even further. To the point he could almost feel a pang of disappointment when you decide not to go.

"Alright," he speaks through his usual accent, "It's better not to get hung up by Mr. Filch anyway." He wishes you a goodnight after you do and tries to ignore the way his shoulders slump and how his mood lightly drops.

Daniel Page, who randomly gets reminded of how pretty you are despite the light frown you have displayed on your face as a result of whatever he said.

Additionally, Daniel Page who can't help but halt his speech when he realises how pretty your pout looks and the way you sassily cross your arms at him, so out of patience yet ready to hear him out. Hence why he always ends up "reluctantly" complying with your plan instead of his.

Daniel Page who covers up the fact that he wants you to dance with him "as a favor."

Daniel Page who gives you a flower because it was an "extra herb" he didn't need (even though he could have kept it for the next potion that acquired it), and makes up an entire potion when you asked what it was used for.

Daniel Page who suddenly distances himself from you when you start hanging out with another male student—

Daniel Page who says it was he who was "your first" and who has been on adventures with you more than anyone else and asks what's so special about said male student once you worriedly ask him what's going on

Daniel Page who's stuttering, awful lying, and flushed face never fail to give him away every time the others question him about you

Daniel Page who looks like a beaten-up puppy whenever you choose someone else over him. Notwithstanding it might be the smallest matter as to accompanying you to go back to your dorm to pick up something you forgot ☠️

Daniel Page who starts to stammer and sweat when you ask his opinion on how a certain outfit, accessory, or makeup looks on you— His response either being "It-it looks fine" or "uhhh um 🧍🏻‍♂️"

Daniel Page who feels guilty about the lack of solid answer he had given you, not to mention the pout on your face once you back away.

So he apologises afterward and straight up tells you that you're always pretty, and that he doesn't understand why you need to be told that when you'll always be the same or even prettier in anything you wear 🤷🏻...

Daniel Page who goes blank when he realises what he had just said ☹️

Just Daniel Daniel Daniel Daniel <3 he's a cutie patootie fr

a/n: GOD I ACTUALLY DON'T LIKE THIS ITS THE BEST I COULD DO IM SORRY

#(*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*.ﾟ— written by lnr #hpma #hogwarts magic awakened #hpma x reader #hogwarts magic awakened x reader #daniel page x reader

[everybodyloveskris]

Hcs modernlottie😻😻 I imagine her buying several clothes for her girlfriend

modern!lottie headcanons!

in a relationship 💖:

absolutely spoils you (clothes, food, and always making random gift baskets full of your favorite things!

like this girl LOVES you. hugest heart eyes ever, always holding onto you

she’s def taking you for picnics and walks in the park

treats your shared pets as children

would share a small quaint house with you (super cozy) as young adults

then you’d move to a huge house out in the wilderness with loads of land ⛰️

she’d wake up early with you to watch the sunrise

big spoon (super tall), but secretly loves being held

kisses your forehead constantly

loves braiding your hair and doing skincare (all natural products ofc) 💆‍♀️

loves driving you around

cooking for you constantly

huge caretaker (won’t leave your side when your sick, she does all sorts of home remedies) 🤒

lets you pick her outfits

gets anxious at big concerts and events but still goes with you

hates texting, instead always calls you 📞

random things:

music taste - boygenius, mitski, lorde, lana del rey (sad girl bops) 🎵

only wears wired headphones

super rich, but LOVES thrifting

takes photos of EVERYTHING on a film camera

reads tarot for sure

she’d go to public university and probably study environmental science

would help animals and take in strays

always has incense lit, probably vanilla scent

has all the latest technology but sucks at working it

watches soccer and yells at the tv (one of the only times she yells)

#lottie matthews #lottie #yellowjackets #yj

[fivekrystalpetals]

So, my headcanons were actually canon lol

Love how sincerely mochijun informs Break can't cook (ig she is like please sorry for breaking fangirls' hearts but your man sucks at cooking)

Lottie's a surprise knives whips cooking okay girl you go

Plus, Break's profile for quick reference heh

Both are lying about their age lol we are ~24 years old totally

source: x, x, x

#pandora hearts #break x lottie #taking notes more sincerely than i ever did in uni lol 📝 #including these too in my modern au (already included really but hey confirmation is nice!) #i am unstoppable even by canon lmao #break's weakness is dealing with kids tbh #sharon behaving recklessly counts as his kid getting into trouble ghfjfkl #sharon why are you troubling your old 24yo grandpa?? #ph musings #xerxes break #lottie baskerville

[woodenpicador]

woodenpicador: the masterlist (updated July 2023)

ao3 | twitter

I write fanfiction, primarily but not exclusively for Yellowjackets (2021). I've written a few multichapter fics and a few one-shots. I also post headcanons, rewatch notes, and so much more on Twitter. I'm hoping to use this space more!

Fics beneath the fold....

Yellowjackets (2021): Multichapters

natural habitats (13 chapters, WIP)

“Look, here’s the deal.” Nat leans forward and plants her hands on the table. “If we do this, you tell nobody, okay? Not Van, not Laura Lee, not Taissa or Lottie or Misty fucking Quigley, do you understand me?”

Shauna frowns, but says nothing.

“That means you don’t tell Jackie, either,” Nat says. “If that’s going to be a problem, then let me know and we can both start rehearsing for the spring musical now.”

Natalie Scatorccio is having a bad year. She’s not sleeping, her mom’s new boyfriend sucks, and a blown history test might bench her for the season. Luckily, Coach Martinez has an idea:

Tutoring.

From Shauna Shipman.

Fuck.

(shaunanat, alternating POV, novel-length WIP, E)

mes beaux amis (4 chapters, complete)

“It’s a party.” Jackie shouts a honeyed rupture into Shauna’s eardrum. “Have fun!”

Yeah, like Shauna Shipman can refuse Jackie Taylor much of anything.

Watching the best friend you’ve ever had constantly break up and get back together with a guy takes a toll on you. Especially when they like to celebrate their reunions by sucking face in front of everyone.

Shauna Shipman gets by with a little help from her friends.

(Or: Jeff is Shauna's worst reaction, but not her first.)

(shauna POV, angst/drama, explicitish, pre-canon, ~55k words - shauna/jackie, shauna/mari, shauna/tai, shauna/van, shauna/misty, shauna/lottie, shauna/nat, shauna & laura lee)

versez le sang (2 chapters, complete)

Shauna has done the math, knows her life expectancy tops out at seventy-eight or so—and that’s not accounting for what havoc has been wrought on her insides by nineteen months of scrounging, scavenging, praying, and all the horrible things that live in the spaces between those words. She’s got about fifty-six years of exactly this to go, give or take. She can do it. She has to. It’s no more than she deserves, no less than she owes.

She lasts a month.

Everyone said marrying Jeff Sadecki was a mistake, but they were wrong. Shauna Shipman doesn’t make mistakes. She doesn’t make anything.

Shauna breaks.

(Or: Shauna invites cataclysm in pursuit of closure.)

(shauna POV, angst (very dark), explicit, post-rescue (2001), ~23k words - shauna/jackie, shauna/jeff, shauna/tai, shauna/van, shauna/misty, shauna/lottie)

Yellowjackets (2021): One-Shots

demodocus on the radio

Shauna Shipman disappears two weeks before her wedding. This surprises no one.

What might surprise people is that she surfaces in the middle of the day at a dive bar in the East Village owned by Natalie Scatorccio.

(shauna POV, angst, explicit, post-rescue (2001), ~18kwords - shauna/nat shauna/jackie (past))

practice makes perfect

"What do you think about painting?”

In which Van Palmer has to fulfill her Fine Arts requirement, and learns something about herself (and Jackie Taylor) in the process.

(van POV, slice-of-life/romance, T, pre-canon, ~6k words - tai/van, shauna/jackie (background))

still life

In the attic, before Tai leaves to find help, it's just her and Shauna and the secrets between them.

(tai POV, drama, M, missing scene (post-1x06 - saints), ~2.7k words - shauna & tai, tai/van (background), shauna/jackie (background))

for all debts public and private

Nat and Shauna glare at Lottie. She wants to mark it as another point in support of her plan, but the intensity gives her pause.

“Fine, I’ll spill. You two have been at each other’s throats for days. Normally, whatever—go with God and may the Force be with you—but in case you haven’t noticed, we’re in sunny Trenton, New Jersey, to play state championship soccer.” Lottie leans forward. “And when you guys are fighting, you fucking suck at it.”

A misplaced ball sparks a feud between Shauna and Nat that threatens to derail the team’s championship hopes.

Lottie has a plan to get them to kiss and make up.

(lottie POV, sex comedy, E, pre-canon/canon divergence AU, ~17.4k words - lottieshaunanat, lottielee, jackieshauna)

gifts of the magi

Teamwork makes the dream work, but recognizing individual excellence is just good leadership.

Two times that Shauna Shipman is Lottie Matthews's most valuable teammate.

(shauna POV, horror, E, canon compliant through 2x02, ~6.9k words - shaunalee, shaunamari, shaunalottie)

closet cases

Have you seen her?

She hasn’t, she won’t, she never, ever will. She has finally done what her mother demanded and shed those pesky extra pounds and all she had to do was cut out half of herself and give it up to Jeff Sadecki and Providence, Rhode Island. All she had to do was become her mother in all the ways she never wanted.

Jackie’s anesthetic won’t fit in a row of pill bottles, of course, but a shoebox isn’t that much bigger.

Seven months after her world falls apart, Jackie Taylor returns to Wiskayok.

(jackie POV, drama, E, no crash AU, ~27.3k words - jackieshauna)

Other Fandoms

pro hac vice (She-Hulk (2022))

Matt Murdock needs help on a case; Jennifer Walters doesn't mind taking a cross-country flight on short notice.

Hey, it's (almost) Christmas.

Written for the 2022 Yuletide Fic Exchange.

(jen POV, casefic, T, 5.5k words - jen/matt, nikki/mallory (implied))

Towards Grace (Perry Mason (2020))

Alice runs. Set during chapter 8.

Written for the 2020 Yuletide Fic Exchange

(alice POV, T, ~1.6k words)

Metas of Note

Yellowjackets: A Not-So-Brief and Hopefully Canon-Accurate Explanation of the 1996 WHS Yellowjackets Soccer Team

#yellowjackets #she hulk #perry mason #star wars #andor #writing #yellowjackets fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic #fic #ao3 #ao3fic #yuletide #meta #yellowjackets meta #fic: natural habitats #woodenpicador writes

[grendelsmilf]

jackie taylor NOW

OKAY JULIA

First impression: oh she's gay right. her fall from grace will be brutal and irreconcilable.

Impression now: i love her and i miss her :(

Favorite moment: oh she has so many good moments. this isn't even like her really but i love the scene where shauna and jeff are dancing at their reunion and her giant face is lingering between them as they dance. it's not subtle but it's so good. also i love in the pilot when she scores the winning goal by bonking the soccer ball on her head. she's so funny

Idea for a story: i love ghost jackie i wish we got more of her. i guess that's not really an idea for a story but i just want more ghost jackie. "that's like, haunting 101" <333333

Unpopular opinion: idk if this is an unpopular opinion but i love her and think she is so awesome. i don't get why ppl think she's a mean girl like she is mean to nat which sucks (no one should be mean to nat ever) but everyone is kind of mean to nat she's like their punching bag (until she isn't yk) so it's not a uniquely jackie issue. plus she's so cripplingly insecure that even when she is being a cunt i just feel sorry for her lmao. she's so sad and wet and pathetic and she's in love with the most insane girl in the whole world. how can u not love her

Favorite relationship: saying shauna is too obvious even tho ofc it's shauna, but i'm also gonna say nat. their dynamic as foils is fascinating, i love the scene of nat talking to her bones, i love the scene of nat saving her after lottie locks her in a closet (subtle!) and they go rescue travis together. they're great

Favorite headcanon: her being a lesbian isn't even a headcanon it's just a fact. also that she didn't come back inside specifically because she was hoping she'd die. she'd been suicidal for a while and dying in the most spiteful way possible that would make shauna so miserable forever was cathartic for her. my petty nihilist princess <3

#ask #juliaflame #character ask meme #tagging it for blacklist bc im gonna go thru now and answer all the asks now #or maybe not all of them. but some #answering julia's first 🫡

[fox-from-fairytale]

For the LITG ask game: 24, 29, 49 🖤

Thank you! 😊

24. Pick three end-game canon couples and tell us how long you think they lasted after the show.

Lottie and Gary: a month, maybe? Lottie was obsessed with him, and it was just physical, while Gary barely looked at her even when not on his route. I can see them drifting apart, Lottie regretting Kassam and Gary regretting MC (the only girl he actually makes a connection with).

Hope and Noah: after everything they went through they try really hard on the outside, but I can't see them lasting for more than at least five months, and maybe I'm exaggerating.

Jo and Ibrahim: a mystery to me how long, but they don’t last either, because between all the guys I think that actually needs to grow up, he's the one. He makes a lot of mistakes during his time in the Villa, and if we don't count MC (who, for the personalities she can have, I don't think she's the one for him either), Jo is the only girl that is actually good for him, at least on Love Island. Still, even if I think they are good together, they play different sports, and if he is away a lot I doubt she could/would follow him, or the other way around, and I don't think they would be able to maintain a distant relationship.

29. Which character's route would you change if you could?

Henrik's. Lurick's destiny is to be the one that got away, and this means that whoever stays in the Villa, regardless if he said MC's name or not at the firepit, is not going to be into her, always preferring another girl to her. This means that or you create dozens of headcanons about his speech at the disaster recoupling and Blake, or you get with him at the very end when he returns, which it sucks, especially for the way he acts.

49. Succulent, sportswear, or ice robot? Ding, al dente, or homebrew?

Love this question. Always succulent, and always ding. 😉

#love island the game #ask game #this is so long i'm so sorry

[myname-isnia]

One of the things that brings me the most joy when it comes to coming up with headcanons are, ironically, the headcanons you didn’t come up with. The ones that naturally form on a basis of a bunch of little coincidences. Like, it was absolutely not my intention to have Suiren suck at coming up with names so much. Yes, she did start calling Mako ‘fire boy’ basically straight away, but I was 13 when I wrote that and let me tell you, to 13yo me that sounded so sarcastic and cool and badass. Now I look back and it’s just… damn, that’s the worst nickname she could’ve come up with. Like, if you’re so keen on not using his name for some reason at least call him ‘sharkbrows’ or something. Why don’t we do the rest of Team Avatar while we’re at it? Fire boy, earth boy, car girl and water-earth-fire-air girl.

And now I need an AU where Mako and Suiren are stuck somewhere together and need to learn how to cooperate to get out. The adventures of fire boy and water girl

And if that wasn’t enough, she named her pet Lotus. As in, the Red Lotus. She named her pet after the organisation her parents are in. Yes, she was seven when she came up with it, but I was (almost) seven when I got my first dog and I did not name her after my dad’s company. Honestly this one’s also on me since I thought her naming a pet after the RL was cute, and my sister was the worst enabler ever because once I came up with Lottie as a concept she was like “That is so dumb. Keep it”

She can’t even come up with a nickname to call Kuvira, insulting or affectionate or otherwise. She just calls her ‘Vira’, which is the exact same nickname convention she used when she started calling her sister ‘Dori’ instead of Midori. She’s been using the same scheme for 20 years. This is why I’m a firm believer that Midori came up with Lottie as an affectionate form of Lotus because Suiren clearly can’t be trusted

This is all to say, if it happens that Suiren gets an opportunity to name a child one day (most likely not biologically hers or Kuvira’s, but in the odd chance of them having to take in a baby or smth like that), someone else needs to take on that responsibility. Knowing what we know now, Suiren would come up with something completely ridiculous and almost certainly fake-deep. Not sure how much I trust Kuvira with the task, but I’m sure she could do better

#sotrl suiren #I’m typing this out instead of going to bed lmao #at 4:30 a.m #I do actually have a concept of how Suiren could possibly acquire a child from an au I played around with a while ago #involving the swamp tribe’s bigotry and a situation hitting a bit too close to home for renny #but that’s a topic for another day bc my tablet’s on 4% #I shall go to sleep now gn

[thesaturn1nez]

GOᗷᗷᒪETTE ᕼEᗩᗪᑕᗩᑎOᑎᔕ (ongoing)

⚠️ mention of starvation

• oh this poor girl. someone once did the ‘did you know if your hand is bigger than your face it’s a sign of low intelligence?’ trick on her and she was weeping in a corner for two hours after falling for it.

• very sensitive to any sort of teasing, even if you claim it’s a joke. she can’t understand why joke has to rely on hurting her feelings or making her look dumb.

• avoids watching any old episodes of MFN if possible, especially the ones she stars in. the jokes surrounding her have not aged well - even if they were more lighthearted than what people are getting away with broadcasting nowadays, she’s very aware the punchline is that she’s a halfwit who only thinks of stuffing her face and it makes her feel ashamed.

• really interested in drawing. her fingers are a bit too chunky for her to hold the crayons properly so she’s stuck with scribbling for now.

• that whole ‘are those puppet’s eating each other?’ from the stream description? she started that. trendsetter.

• her favorite color is pink but she says blue so she can look cool

• like all gentle giants she is not aware of her own strength. she’s the only puppet who will not charge at Gordon the second he sets foot into the studio because he might as well run into traffic for the same outcome. gobblette will now sheepishly stand there waiting until he does something first.

• her spine is much more prominent because it’s been years since she’s eaten something actually filling (and meant to be eaten) starvation isn’t fatal for a puppet, they can go a long time without it but the physical and mental symptoms a human might experience still apply to them. (in fact, the guys in the studio are proof puppets can go without food for 10+ years and still be alive by then. no one bothered to find out if there was an answer before this because who the hell would want to be known as the guy who found out)

• likes pearl and is on okay terms with arnold. she barks back at the dogs thinking that’s how you communicate with them. doesn’t know much about ray to have an opinion. the hand-puppets jump her to ‘play’ and it gets her all worked up. not too fond of ricky

• she’s eaten a few of the five humanoid puppets (desperation and trying to get them to shut up) so they just stay away.

• has movie nights with Gordon when she can’t sleep. (sometimes he’s the one who wakes up in the middle of the night and gets her) she always insists on watching the movies he knows, both because she always ends up loving his favorites as much as he does and she’s so sick of the MFN films. it doesn’t matter if its a sad or happy movie, she’s gonna be teary eyed by the credits.

• afterwards she’ll make doodles of the characters from the movies. completely unaware what she draws counts as crackship fanart.

• she has an oral fixation, something she’ll do out of boredom/comfort. Gobblette will either nibble on her hand (pictured above) or gnaw anything she can grab. unfortunately she ended up chipping her teeth pretty badly now that there’s nobody around to help her from doing it excessively - she’s just trying to get her mind off the horribly things she saw flashing on that screen.

• the puppets also started copying that, mistaking it for her way of counting with her fingers by eating them.

• combination of 🐸 and 🥺 /j

bonus: gobblette glitching while the puppet server was checking out neighborhorde

#my friendly neighborhood #mfn headcanons #lottie sucks at headcanons #mild body horror #mfn goblette #mfn gobblette #finally one of these #i love how bugged she is #she’s one of my favorites hands down but man is she tricky to doodle. still love her #i just love all the girls in this game #gotta be one of my favorite genders #undiagnosed eight year old me was the inspo for some of these again

[cloveroctobers]

Love Island The Game 🎮🏝

Based on the summer reality tv series that had me by the throat for awhile! The romance game version of the show was released in the summer of 2018 and quickly became addicting(and made me broke some weeks)…but who doesn’t love some romance and some drama? Down below you’ll find all works by me on a few characters that peaked my interest or were requested for me to analyze a bit more.

HEADCANONS

[s1]

allegra jen rohan talia

[s2]

blake bobby chelsea elisa gary hannah henrik hope ibrahim lottie lucas marisol noah priya rocco shannon 

[s3]

AJ elladine genevieve harry seb yasmin 

THOUGHTS + OPINIONS 

bobby x noah

open relationship w. noah?

jen x priya

hope’s route

hannah’s route

priya x marisol

casa amor

lottie x noah

lottie x kassam

marisol x bobby

marisol x rocco

marisol x talia

most attractive couples?

graham x mc

priya x noah

[s5]

mostly rants/reactions since all the characters suck :)

kat & alfie

thoughts on everyone + the new girlies

arlo + suresh

kat’s immaturity when it comes to finn

to the cast of eitv EP27

she’s phony, he’s fake, that’s the type of ppl I hate.

finn + mc going to the chapel to get married

MC is 4eva that girl

final decisions?

the end is finally here

plan 2 be a heartbreaker

#litg #litg s1 #litg s2 #litg s3 #litg headcanons #litg allegra #litg rohan #litg talia #litg Blake #litg bobby #litg chelsea #litg elisa #litg gary #litg graham #litg hannah #litg henrik #litg hope #litg ibrahim #litg lottie #litg lucas #litg marisol #litg noah #litg priya #litg rocco #litg shannon #litg AJ #litg elladine #litg genevieve #litg harry #litg s5

[priyas-tiddies]

Love Island Season 2 - Who really stayed mates headcanons!

Because Chelsea’s MurDeR Mystery was trash and destroyed so many characters I thought I’d share my realistic head canons for what islanders would actually keep in touch after the villa.

First the couples! (If your MC isn’t dating one of them of course)

Gary and Lottie would give it a go and stay together for maybe 6 months. It would be mostly physical with not a lot of communication. They would travel together and she would meet his nan but ultimately they’d realize they just don’t vibe as well in the real world. They’d both be petty on Twitter but eventually get over it. They’re friendly at reunions even though Lottie would probably try to put a curse on in him in a state of bitterness, Gary prefers to talk a little shit and then move on. I imagine they’re always friendly in person but it’s always a little tense.

Noah and Hope would last at least a year after the villa. They would spend some time traveling and enjoying their time together but ultimately break up because their plans for the future are just to different. They’re the type of exes to like and comment on each other socials for years even if they don’t talk outside of that. I really think they’d have a mature breakup once outside the villa. They’re grateful for the time they spent together and while it might be a little awkward at first they’re happy for each other finding what they really want in life.

Jo and Ibrahim would break up less than a month after leaving the villa. They rushed into things and as soon as they were on the outside they would start to overwhelm each other. I could see them having a bit of messy breakup just because they both suck a communicating.

Marisol and Graham wouldn’t last a week tbh. They might enjoy the physical aspects for a couple days but Marisol would put a stop to it fairly quickly. She was into the idea of Graham liking her but didn’t actually like Graham that much. Graham would be probably try and get super serious as soon as they left but we all know they had nothing in common. It would ultimately end super awkwardly.

Now some friendly hcs

Hope and Marisol would become super close friends after the villa. They’re both super career oriented women who found a lot of confidence on Love Island. I could see them getting weekend drinks, meeting coworkers and catching each other up on all their gossip. Maybe even planning girls trips together so they can take a break from their demanding careers. I also don’t see either of them staying in touch with any of the other girls either! (Except the MC of course. If Marisol married MC than I imagine the two of them would both stay really close to Hope and would eventually plan double dates with Hope and her new boyfriend *cough Lucas*)

Priya and Bobby would stay bros. They don’t see each other that often but Bobby is the first to text Priya whenever he’s traveling or close to where she lives. Concerts, pub-hopping, silly cooking classes, pretty much anything wild and goofy they’ll end up doing when they’re together. They have a truly platonic relationship and tell each other alot. Priya has even had guys get really insecure about her friendship with Bobby but some people just can’t accept that men and woman can be just good friends.

Ibrahim, Gary, and Bobby would try and stay mates but I don’t think they would vibe well with each other’s friend groups back home. Gary would try to bring them out with his friends but Rahim would get quiet and feel left out while Bobby would get to silly. They still grab the occasional pint and would plan an adventure golf trip when they get a free weekend. Gary would definitely be the first one to comfort Rahim after his breakup with Jo though.

Lottie and Hannah would have the fakest friendship after the villa. Not because they don’t like each other but I just think they’d try to overcompensate by acting closer than they really are on social media. In reality they would constantly make plans to hang out but never do it, until they just stopped talking entirely. Lottie would get petty about this and write some pointed tweets.

Lucas and Hope ok hear me out. They had so much in common and if it wasn’t for Noah, Hope could have had something with him. They both enjoyed the finer things in life but knew money wasn’t everything. She was independent and career-oriented, which he loved while he was a gentleman that knew how to be show his softer side. Some time after Nope breaks up, Lucas would reach out to her on Instagram to see if they want to catch up. Marisol would take it upon herself to play matchmaker and it would surprisingly turn out great. They’d be embarrassed that their friends tried to set them up but once they got to be alone they would realize just how much they really have in common now that their out of the villa.

#litg #love island the game #idk I wish it didn’t end so poorly with cmm #litg Bobby #litg Marisol #litg Hope #litg Noah #litg Gary

[ravenadottir]

Ooh, since you talked about the islanders love languages, what is their default “giving” love language?

my favorite (and only) subject in this blog: sucking up to 2d characters and their headcanon situations.

primary love language here, in case you missed it

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~words of affirmation~

lottie. she exhibits big talk energy anytime you analyze her. that's how she feels better, every time, in the villa. and i do think that's how she thinks the relationship grows. talking, reaffirming that feeling, letting the person know, through any way possible, how much they're loved is definitely her favorite way of showing affection.

marisol. she's great with words, it's what she does. homegirl is studying to argue for a living. it's automatic for her to tell you instead of showing. simple as that.

~quality time~

kassam. even if in the quietness of the moment, still, spending time together beats everything in his opinion, because he knows how much he might stay away on tour, and in his head, this is the thing you miss the most.

priya. i think mainly, to her, spending some time together is definitely a good way of communicating love. but it gets really specific when you take a second look. she plans on going to the clothes store of her choice, singing out loud on the way there, picking up some good ass coffee, and finally, try on so many pieces and shoes you would have to do a montage and post on social media. even if you buy nothing, this is her favorite way to spend time together. the whole experience of just going out is amazing to her, and you get to talk, tell each other stories, eat after. it's the *whole day together* for her.

~physical touch~

gary. because that's his go to way of showing love. hugging, pulling in for a cuddle, touching your cheek, slightly massaging your shoulders when he notices you're stressed out. he just really associates love and intimacy with physical touch, and probably has this instinct this might be the best for you, too.

~acts of service~

bobby. that's his primary language, and i think he sees so much of himself in her that his first thought is to serve her in small ways. of course when it comes to food he'll go big, but that's just how he shows affection.

noah. despite not being his, i really think noah loves to help, as small as that help might be. being on the go, whether studying or working, or both, he notices how rapidly things can fall apart of the details are not finessed, so those little acts that better your day are his go to language.

henrik. 'heartfelt' is always the word i'll use to describe henrik's actions and thoughts towards the love of his life. anything that shows just how much he took his time of the day and did something for you is worth a thousand rings in his head. "a gift you can buy anywhere, but stirring into the gas station to put gas and pick up that little snack pack they love so much requires attention."

~receiving gifts~

lucas. do we have any questions about this one?? he loves to spoil, and just in general, adores to see the look on your face when he gives you something. it makes him genuinely happy, especially if he got it right (i'm biased and i'll say, he always does. he's very attentive).

ibrahim. impeccable taste, rahim knows how to do it! this boy walks by a window and immediately thinks of you and how much you would adore whatever he saw. i don't even think he keeps it for a rainy day, he just gets home and looks like a puppy before giving it to you. "it reminded me of you".

carl. if he could, it would be quality time, but he knows his schedule is tight, and whenever he can, he'll give you a little something, to remind you of how much he cares and thinks about you. it might be expensive, it might be small and cheap, it depends of what he saw and thought of you. expect a lot of "mini you's" because once you have an internal joke, that's what he's gonna get you every time.

#litg lucas #litg gary #litg carl #litg noah #litg kassam #litg henrik #litg bobby #litg lottie #litg marisol #litg priya #litg ibrahim #litg #love island the game season 2 #love island the game #litg s2 #litg season 2 #fusebox #fusebox games #love language #queue

[piraticalwit]

❥❥❥ !

THREE RANDOM PEOPLE?! okay. i'm trying to stay away from my obvious answer and spread the love so lets see...

@trickstercaptain / @immobiliter - lottie is brilliant. brilliant. i've been with this muse for 8 years and i think i've been writing with lottie for 7 of them. where would i be on this site with lottie? i truly don't know. i can't remember if our first interaction with killian and jack was like a meme reply or a starter or what but it was just this instant dislike and it was great. usually there's like a bit of build up but they were pissed off and at each other's throats in about one paragraph i think lmao - and it's continued into this sort of rivalry across all verses that honestly never gets old because theres a different depth to it every time. except for detective killian. i have high hopes for their temporary truce turning into an actual friendship. and then theres all of the muses across her multi and their interactions with killian and with my own multi and i just .. lottie is one of those rp partners who i don't stress about. things can take years on either end and it just doesn't matter. it's always fun and it's always gold. you're an amazing person, lottie. never doubt it.

@talesspin - katie is another person I've had on my various dashes for quite a bit, but I know for sure i originally found an older one of hers through killian and was just immediately like hello at the writing and character development because it was top fucking notch and she's only raised the bar even higher as the years go by. Did I reach out back then? I don't think so. Was it because I was stupid? definitely yes. But having her multi on my dash now is truly a fantastic thing. Beautiful graphics, fantastic headcanons and meta and just the BEST characters. I'm slower than slow but the things we have are some of my favorites. i truly cannot wait to see the various ways amelia kicks killian's ass. I can see it coming. It's right there on the horizon. I can't wait for it. Katie you are so easy to plot with and just a joy to have on the dash - you've got skill and I love being able to see it every day.

@thanflowers - another person i've known for literal years. since the og blog days when you wrote rufio. immediately i was just sucked in like your blog was a fucking whirlpool to neverland and then we talked too and just .. 100% will never look back in regret. You're so damn funny and you have such a grasp on every muse you've ever chosen to bring to life and it's crazy to think about where we started all those years ago and where we've both ended up. the journey and growth is incredible and i love being a part of it. You have this way of inspiring love and passion for whatever fandom you're currently in thats amazing. like obviously the DA lover in me will passionately yell with you on this current blog but theres some others i originally didn't know about where i'd see a post or two and just slam my fist down like i need to know more - and i discovered fantastic fandoms thanks to you. you're seriously a wonderful writer, a great person and a fantastic friend. you're stuck with me forever, thanks.

#positivity // #there are soooo many people i wanna yell about so i hope i keep getting these but :|| #i love you all sm

[thatwheelchairchick]

The S2 Cast and Dancing On Ice: Who Would Participate?

Dancing on Ice starts on Sunday, and it's a family tradition to watch it together every week, so I was thinking about the S2 cast and who would do it, and how would they do.

Elijah, Lucas, Marisol and Noah would do it and be good at it.

Elijah seems to be quite graceful, and I wouldn't be surprised if he has dancing somewhere in his background. I know he's a hairdresser/model, but I don't know, I have a headcanon that he can dance.

Lucas is your typical posh boy in regards of background, not personality. He would likely have some kind of dancing lessons in his childhood, and I could see him being able to ice-skate enough that he wouldn't be doing an impression of a baby deer. He's also naturally good at everything, so I think he'd be good at it.

Marisol knows how to salsa dance, and although they are very different skills and this is on ice, I do reckon it would help.

Noah would have the performing part down to a fine art, especially with his damn smoulder, and I could see him knowing how to skate. He's a bit like Lucas where he's not bad at most things, other than communication, but he'd get pretty far.

Chelsea, Gary and Hannah would do it purely because they grew up with it on the TV, and Bobby could go either way.

Chelsea found it incredibly boring, and sometimes awkward as a kid, and wasn't really fussed when she got the invite, but her mum practically begged her to go on. I think she'd enjoy some of it, but she'd go out in the first few weeks because it's just not her thing.

Gary watched it begrudgingly as a child, but by the time he got to his teens, he did enjoy it as it was guaranteed time with his mum and nan each Sunday, and it was fun to watch them bickering about who was better. I think he'd take it as a joke, but he'd make it through the first few weeks – he'd be too stiff and would definitely struggle with the performing part (especially if he's with MC), but he wouldn't be outright bad.

Hannah grew up watching it and even when she was young, it was her favourite part of her week. While I do think she wanted love when she went into the villa, she did have a moment of hoping she'd get the option of going on DOI. And she was thrilled to get the opportunity, pouring everything into it. She definitely had ballet lessons as a kid so with that, I think she wouldn't be too bad, making it to the halfway point, minimum.

Bobby's mum and sister had domination over the TV at Sundays at 6pm, and he either had to watch it or do his own thing in his room. When he was young, he thought it was a bit too girly for him, but as he reached his teens, he stopped caring and genuinely watched it after too many years of getting sucked into it. Would he do it, though? I don't know; if he did, he'd be a bit like Gary in taking it as a joke, and he'd either be absolutely crap at it and go out in week 2, or he'd be brilliant, sail through to the final and he'd be that season's dark horse.

The only reason Bobby would turn it down is because all the Love Islanders that go on there break up during the season because they aren't seeing each other or because the other half is jealous of the chemistry with the pro – if you're even half-decent, a performance can look like they're actually in love so.

Jakub and Jo would flat-out refuse, and I think the others are split.

It takes up a lot of time, so career-focused people like Priya and Hope may not have the time, and Lottie may not even know what it is.

Shannon has to travel for work so it probably wouldn't be an option, and despite Ibrahim's confidence by the end of the show, he may not be ready for that as it's learning a whole new sport.

Rocco wouldn't like having to stay in the country for 16 weeks minimum, as there's 8-12 weeks of almost daily training and 8-12 weeks on the show, and then having to do the tour. Henrik may feel the same, especially since the show usually starts on the first Sunday of January, immediately after being trapped with family over Christmas.

I have no idea about the others, to be honest.

#litg s2 #litg #litg everyone #litg headcanons

[cosmoscourge-a]

33, 34, 35

What’s the hardest part about being in the rpc on Tumblr?

The fact that I feel like even though this place isn’t great, it’s the best I’m ever going to get.

What’s the best part about being in the rpc on tumblr?

The people I’ve found who truly love and support me. I would wade through all the bullshit twice over if it meant getting to meet you and make lasting friendships all over again.

What’s the biggest problem in the rpc?

Answered here, but I’d say one other big problem (though a rather less serious one) is that nobody is willing to play unattractive or average-attractive muses that aren’t bad guys. I understand that it’s terribly hard to do when every single available faceclaim is an anime character meaning that it’s all but mandatory that They Are The Hottest Shit unless they are cartoonishly ugly--so most people will default to characters who are the hottest shit. However, even so, I would encourage people to play good characters that aren’t 100% in line with peoples’ standards of what is physically perfect and go fc-less if they can’t find a suitable fc. While the superior hotness of my favorite men Lotor and Anakin is non-negotiable, I do have a couple of characters that I’d say aren’t off-the-charts sexy like Psyche, Lottie and Sun-hwa. Sun-hwa in particular I’m planning to go through a character arc centered around how she becomes more positive toward her appearance instead of worrying about what people say about it.

And since I feel like venturing out on a limb even though this may make me seem like a hypocrite…Another big problem, albeit also much less serious than the one I linked to, is that nobody wants their muse to lose. Which sounds incredibly bitchy of me to say, ‘cause my muses are part of a League where every Gym Leader is as strong as a Champion of a regular League, but believe it or not, I have plotted and headcanoned times where my muses have lost, and not just the villain ones--and I have had fun with it. @idanikou‘s Ghetsis has won the Uniman League in our shared canon, and I still have an old thread I need to get to with Knight where his Atlas beats the shit out of Anakin despite having little flying experience and teaches him a lesson in humility and how to be a proper soldier and leader. Feiyun manages to defeat @muse-in-a-box‘s Nicole in the GSS Tournament, but after Nicole picks up military moves from Unima, Feiyun can’t seem to get a win in. @fallenxspirit‘s Spirit and Tobias are constantly tied neck-and-neck in terms of how many battles each wins against the other. @writtenbykaichu‘s Hop is going to have the battle of his life when he defeats my Wallace of all people, who I’d say is my most OP muse other than the ones on this blog. Heck, I have an entire AU with @ondarkestdragonswings dedicated to my entire League being purged by his villainous muse except for a few survivors so for the record beating the League is possible. And then of course the record for the most humiliating defeat of all goes to the most powerful character on this blog, Friedrike Skyherald. She was stronger than Arceus and pummeled the SHIT out of him before he pulled the fucking cheap shot of disguising as her ex-lover who told her that she’d forgiven her. Friedrike literally died when she kissed Arceus thinking her ex was finally making up with her, and he sucked her soul out of her body. So yeah. It’s okay to have your characters lose sometimes, whether in their backstories or in RP. It’s good for character growth.

#harmonicrecord #word of god™. || TIAN SPEAKS #official statements. || MEME REPLY #eagle post. || ASK

[littledrummeraussie]

littledrummeraussie / headcanons & concepts.

latest update: August 16, 2021

headcanons tag.

ASHTON IRWIN headcanons.

handholding while having sex.

cumming.

more about Ashton's hands.

making you cum by nipple play.

don't let a single drop go to waste.

making you squirt #1.

making you squirt #2.

Ashton's birthday.

dad!Ashton and baby!Irwin. (a thread)

boyfriend!Ashton coming home to you #1.

boyfriend!Ashton coming home to you #2.

midnight fitness.

boyfriend!Ashton coming home to you #3.

sub!Ashton and toys.

sub!Ashton eating you out #1.

sub!Ashton and cumplay.

pouty, needy sub!Ashton with sexgodashton

sub!Ashton eating you out #2.

sub!Ashton facetiming you on tour.

Ashton coming out as a sub to his Miss.

some dad!Ashton discussion.

Christmas time with Ashton.

dad!Ashton comforting his kids.

Ashton taking care of you when you're sick.

Ashton's love languages.

giving a massage to Ashton.

Ashton reacts to one of the other guys becoming a dad.

a possible threesome with Ashton and another member of 5SOS.

dad!Ashton being obsessed with your bump.

size kink with Ashton.

Ashton pinning both of your hands down.

Ashton dating a plus sized person.

dad!Ashton homeschooling the kids. with replies by fuckyeah5sostakemehome

soft morning with Ashton.

couch cuddles with Ashton lying on top of you.

cumming preferences with Ashton.

favourite positions.

silent sex with Ashton.

riding Ashton.

apologizing after an argument.

talking during sex.

what Ashton likes being called. (preference)

what’s Ashton like before tour.

kissing with Ashton.

thoughts about waiting after marriage.

Ashton dating a witchy girl.

gentle touches with Ashton.

celebrating your anniversary with Ashton.

Ashton's reaction(s) to you getting pregnant.

the signs you give each other in public.

begging Ashton to be gentle/rough.

watching porn together.

Ashton dating a certain bodytype.

blowjob background picture on Ashton’s phone.

on your knees for Ashton.

listening to music together.

forehead kisses.

holding hands.

watching the stars.

cuddling.

hugs from Ashton.

simply being together.

soft, lazy cuddles.

how to relax a tired & moody Ashton.

dressing up as a sexy elf.

wrapped in a Christmas ribbon.

mistletoe kisses with married!Ashton.

naughty times by the fireplace.

world’s best dad.

some nipple teasing.

cologne, tummy nuzzles (1) & dick sucking. (2)

Ashton in bed.

vlogger!Ash.

soft, gentle and peaceful touches.

letter boards.

wearing Ashton's Superbloom shirt.

Ashton in blue jeans.

Ashton being a tease post-vacation.

robe sex.

dad!Ashton: Lottie's dance recital.

sitting on Ashton’s face while he jerks off.

Ashton telling you how pretty your pussy is.

smut/nsfw abc.

CALUM HOOD headcanons.

Calum making you beg for his fingers #1.

Calum making you beg for his fingers #2.

Calum eating you out from behind.

POLY!CASHTON headcanons.

first time with Cashton.

poly!Cashton teasing you in public.

heat of the moment threesome with poly!Cashton.

relaxing by the pool with Cashton.

Cashton cumming all over your face.

CONCEPTS.

night of the hunter.

when i run out of blue (give me red instead).

just like heaven. / before i leave this world.

pretty little lies. / any way the wind blows.

combative.

sunsets on leaves.

little moons and stars.

getting fucked in crotchless panties.

poly!Cashton getaway.

#masterlist #headcanons #.made a list of them. hope you enjoy