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3d-wifey · 5 months

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What are those WIPs looking like? c'mon pleaseeee 😩😩😩😩give us a list. ur my favorite writer and I read everything I write, I wanna know what I have to look forward to (if you don't want to that's totally okay)

December Wip List

This took me a fucking minute 😭😭 please tell me if any of you wanna be tagged for any of the following.

In-progress series (original)

And They’d Find Us a Week (Hunger Games) - Finnick x implied black!Reader

↳ You run cold, you always have, it’s just another thing to love as far as Finnick is concerned. He himself emits heat like a furnace on the best of days. He remembers cold hands touching his heated skin, cold toes shocking the skin of his legs whenever you lay together. But now, now Finnick feels nothing but a hissing heat as your mouths press together. Heat like a hot knife cutting into a block of ice, like a blazing star consuming him in a ball of fire, only to sizzle into a warm embrace. He melts into you, trusting that you’ll sculpt him back together with your glacial grip.

After everything you and Finnick have gone through together, it only makes sense that you’ve grown a little attached.

↳Status: Ongoing; posted

The Female of the species (The Boys) - Various/Homelander x black!supe!Reader

↳ “So what? I was grown in a lab like a, like a—fucking Chia Pet?” You can feel the air around you become charged, molecules flying by your ears at top speed. Ashley rushes to catch her papers that she stupidly left loose. “Calm yourself.” Edgar drones and his lack of reaction to you turning the room into a small cyclone only aggravates you further.

Both a woman who’s used to getting whatever she wants and a man who’s never heard no, created in a lab. What a horrible pair you two will make. (basically ‘I can’t fix him. I can fuck him though, maybe that’ll help.’ Says woman that is worse.)

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

All On His Mouth Like Liquor (Succession) - black!Reader x Various [Shiv, Tom, Greg?, Kendall, Roman?, Menkin, Matsston, Stewy]

↳ "Mmm. You know, I've got a pretty cushy job in the White House lined up. I might be able to get you on my team." Jeryd places a hand on the counter next to your hip, leaning into your space, but you ignore him in favor of fixing your smeared lipstick. "I'm not looking to be anyone's Monica Lewinski." “You think pretty highly of yourself." You pause and glance down at yourself. At the way your blouse is just on the right side of too tight. The way leaving the top two buttons undone gives anyone interested a glimpse of your necklace dipping between your cleavage. You turn to the side and look in the mirror at the way your skirt clings onto your ass and thighs, curves modestly on display. You look back at him with an eyebrow raised. "Point." He concedes, eyes still looking you over.

As her assistant, it’s quite literally your job to be a Shiv defender.

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

Please Don’t Go (I’ll Eat You Whole) (Scream) - Yandere!Billy x Reader x Yandere!Stu

↳"Do you…find me…attractive?" He drawls, words drawn out like you're an exceptionally stupid child. And, honestly, you're starting to wonder if you're suffering from brain damage. This is insane. Seriously, how many unhinged things can happen to one person in 48 hours? "I, uh, I mean,” you shrug, staring over his shoulder at your wall, "yeah. But, Billy, a lot of people do, which is what I was trying to say—" "There's a difference between people and you." He sits up, leaning towards you. "Why didn't you tell me?" "Billy, it's really not that big of a deal." You sigh, moving to get up—unwilling to let yourself be embarrassed. But he stops you, grabbing your hand, and you realize in a panic that he isn't going to let this go. "It is to me." He pulls you back on the bed closer than you were before, thighs brushing together. "What would have happened if I did?" You roll your eyes. Why are you humoring this? "Well, I might have had a girlfriend who didn't find me disgusting." “I don’t…I…” You shake your head in disbelief, breath catching in your chest before rushing out a weary sigh. “How the hell am I supposed to respond to that, Billy? Wh–what am I supposed to do with that?”

When you love someone the way Billy and Stu love you, well, what’s a little manipulation between friends?

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

Once More to See You (Bridgerton) - Anthony Bridgerton x Reader

↳ Anthony is not one for flowery musings. He isn’t a poet, nor does he spend his time admiring the arts or waxing poetics about beauty and such. No, he leaves that sort of thing to his brother. But as you peer up at him with expectant eyes, the lights of the chandeliers painting you in a soft yellow, he can understand why a war was waged over Helen of Troy.

You’ve finally come home from France and you’re a woman grown—far too old to entertain the silly musings you had as a girl. You’ve been presented to higher society and your search for a suitable husband has just begun, but Anthony isn’t willing to be so easily forgotten.

↳ Status: Ongoing; posted

You Set My Soul Alight (House of the Dragon) - Yandere!Daemon Targaryen x Reader

↳ He presents the wreath to you and you have no choice but to take it. There is a pause before hesitant cheers erupt around you, building in confidence until the entire stadium is roaring. Prince Daemon is the champion and has crowned you the Queen of Love and Beauty, dedicating his victory to you—just like he said he wouldn’t. He smirks up at you, his plan unfolding before your eyes. It is the beginning of the end.

Perhaps it would have been easier on everyone if you had just told Daemon you were being betrothed before your father publically announced it.

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

She’s My Collar (JJK) - Geto x Reader x Gojo

↳ Oh, you don’t hate them. Hate would require a level of acknowledgment that you don’t bestow upon the two boys. You’d have to notice them to hate them, you’d have to care and you’re indifferent at most. No, it’s much more simple than that. Gojo and Geto just aren’t on your radar.

Being the first of your clan in centuries to join the world of Jujutsu sorcerers, specifically Tokyo Jujutsu Acadamy, is sure to make waves. And with a cursed technique like yours, it’s no wonder the Strongest have taken an interest in you. If only it was mutual.

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

Imagine Being Loved By Me (Star Wars) - Anakin x Reader x Obi-Wan

↳"I can train her." All eyes look to Master Skywalker's hologram. He sits reclined in his chair—or what you presume is a chair—as if he's discussing the weather and not taking you on as an apprentice. "No." Windu turns him down immediately and you frown, just as against the idea as he is. You're sure many other Padawans would jump at the notion of being trained by Anakin Skywalker, but it's completely unnecessary. "In fact, you are the last person that should train her."

As a Senior Padawan, nothing can keep you from doing your part in the war, not even the untimely death of your Master. Yoda asking Obi-Wan to take you under his tutelage is surprising. Almost as surprising as Anakin volunteering to do it himself.

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

Limerence (The Sandman) - Morpheus x major arcana nightmare!Reader x Corinthian

↳ You watch as Adam and Eve run hand in hand, far from the Garden Of Eden. Steps hurried, frantic as if worried God would change his mind and bring them back—lock them away in that pretty cage again. But they are smiling. There's not an ounce of regret within either of them. You search and find that their only desire is to be free, together. Love is such a strange thing, you think from your spot between Dream and the Corinthian.

If you and Corinthian are two stars orbiting each other, then Dream is the black hole that birthed you—drawing you both closer and closer while tearing you apart. One day, he will swallow you both whole, and you will say thank you.

↳ Status: Ongoing; not posted

In progress sequels

Show em Who I Belong to pt.2 - Dom!Johnny Cage

Nothing’s Gonna Hurt You, Baby pt.2 - Manipulative/toxic!Erwin Smith

One-shots

Damon, Klaus, Elijah x reincarnated!Reader (TVD/TO) - 1989 is the worst year of your life simply because it's the year you met Damon and, consequently, the year you were reborn for the last time. (might be a series)

Nick x Reader x Jacob (The Quarry) - A game of truth or dare has led to the last night of Summer going to complete and total shit. Having been bitten by some kind of beast and feeling like you're going to literally burst out of your skin, the only upside is being stuck between two hot guys who are desperately in love with you. It could be worse. At least you weren’t the only one bitten.

Remus Lupin (Harry Potter) x Reader - You and Remus are quite competitive, always going head-to-head in your classes. It’s commonplace to compete for the highest marks. What isn’t commonplace, is the sabotage in the form of Remus’s wandering hands.

Sirius Black (Harry Potter) x Hufflepuff!Reader - Sirius can’t help but feel like he’s the only person in the entire school that you hate. Probably because he is.

James Potter (Harry Potter) x Hufflepuff Quidditch captain!Reader - James Potter has been your sworn nemesis since your first year and now that you’re both captains of your respective teams, that rivalry has only grown. Now, if only Potter would get the memo.

Poly!Marauders x Reader (Harry Potter) - Honestly, in retrospect, you don’t know how you thought this would end without incredible irritation on your part. You thought the four of you had outgrown such childishness, that being the only reason you even invited them to the fundraising event. Had you known it would end like this, you would have declined the offer to volunteer altogether.

Johnny Cage x Reader (MK1) - Johnny is too needy for you to wait until the awards show is over. Besides, he’s been so good for you, hasn’t he? Doesn’t that deserve positive reinforcement? You wouldn’t want him to act out, would you?

Himbo!Steve Harrington x bimbo!Reader (Stranger Things) - Steve was smarter than you, but only slightly. Not smart enough that he would ever hold it over you, but smart enough to know that the two of you shouldn't have been doing this in such a public place.

College loser!Mike x mean popular!Reader (FNAF) - “I promise I’ll be good, just…” “Use my thigh.” “What if I just leave you here, wet and needy.” “Clean my fingers, this is your mess.”

Manipulative proffessor!Erwin Smith x TA!Reader (AOT) - Erwin has a soft spot for you, his new TA.

Arthur Morgan x Photographer!Reader (RDR2) - "Sure." He takes a cursory look around at the towering trees before focusing his gaze back on you. His wide-brim hat shades eyes so blue that you’re certain the sky itself is teeming with envy.

Johnny Silverhand x Musician!Reader (Cyberpunk 2077) - It’s a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to collaborate with Johnny Silverhand. If only he knew how to keep his mouth in check.

Luke, Han, Leia x Zeltron!Reader (Star Wars) - You’re not a Jedi. You don't know the Jedi code and you’re probably as Force sensitive as a particularly dedicated brick. Despite that, you’re pretty sure the Force isn’t supposed to be used like this.

Sebastian X Demon!Reader x Claude (Black Butler) - Your mistress is interested in doing business with Ciel Phantomhive. Who would have thought he had a demon on his payroll? (might be a series)

NSFW Alphabets

Star (The Lost Boys) - Adding on to that poly Lost Boys Alphabet

Anakin

Obi-Wan

Negan

Damon Salvatore

Headcanons/drabbles

Earthrealm MK1 boys compete for Goddess!Reader’s attention

Paul (lost boys) eating you out while you’re both high

Dark/yandere Luke Skywalker NSFW headcanons

Yandere Targaryen men (Aegon i, Maegor, Aegon ii, Aemond, Daemon) x Reader - Being the pregnant wife of a close friend

Yandere Targaryen men x Reader - Finding out you’re being married off

More flirty intros (MK1 and MK11)

Dead By Daylight Killers x Obsession!Reader

Eren Jaeger with a breeding kink

Yandere/dark president Loki x Ironman variant!Reader

Possible ideas (I’ll take prompts on these/discuss these)

➔Astarion (BG3) x Reader :

Smut for sure

Eat Your Young - Astarion did try to stick to the plan, truly, he did. Some seduction here, a few implications there. It should have been enough to get him into your bedroll alongside your heart. It would have worked on quite literally anyone else, but you’re just so Gods damned oblivious! (might become a series)

➔John Snow (GOT) x Reader

➔Michael Myers x nurse!Reader (Halloween)

➔Veronica x Reader x JD (Heathers)

➔Sajanus Plinth x Capitol!Reader (Hunger Games)

➔Poly!Lost Boys x Reader (The Lost Boys) - How you start dating

➔Bigby Wolf x fable!Reader (The Wolf Among Us)

➔Jerry Dandridge x black vampire!Reader (Fright Night) - You and Jerry have more in common than any of your other neighbors could possibly imagine. (might become a series)

➔Mischa x Reader (Ride the Cyclone) - You like to think you and Mischa are pretty close, you’d go as far as to call him your best friend. So why is it that you haven’t so much as seen a picture of this ‘Talia’?

➔Dennis Reynolds x Reader (IASIP) - Dennis is used to doing the chasing, so much so that he doesn’t even realize when he’s on the receiving end of his own system.

➔Will Graham x killer!Reader x Hannibal (Hannibal)

➔Rick Grimes x Reader (TWD)

➔Derek Hale x Reader (Teen Wolf)

➔Isaac Lahey x Reader (Teen Wolf)

➔Demon!Dean Winchester x Reader (Supernatural)

➔Castiel x angel!Reader (Supernatural)

➔Abed Nadir x Reader (Community)

➔Carlisle Cullen x Reader (Twilight)

➔Spike x Vampire!Reader (Buffy)

➔Kakashi x ex ambu!Reader x Tenzo (Naruto)

➔Sangwoo? X Horrible!Reader (Killing Stalking)

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successionyaoi · 9 months

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wine you say? hm.. if you could assign a wine to each of the succession characters, who would be which?

OMG anon you do not understand how much this is the perfect ask for me let's fucking goooooo

Stewy - main character in my eyes so he comes first. Has spent all of his life dedicated to the best and finest. He's been drinking fancy wine ever since he was legally allowed to, so he has the palate for it. As such, he knows everything, and is happiest with a hardy red. A shiraz or a cab sav. He doesn't drink wine to get drunk (that's what spirits are for), so he'll drink a punchy red for the taste, not the effect. He does the full hold up to the light, sniff, swirl, sniff again, taste thing.

Roman - Roman doesn't really drink. But he wants to keep up appearances. Therefore he'd be a moscato kind of guy. Easy to drink sweet sparkling, that's his go to when he has to drink.

Shiv - Chardonnay or pinot noir. Mid strength wines. To enjoy a wine, she needs a cleansed palate, but softer than a shiraz or malbec. She definitely has a cleansed enough palate to appreciate a good wine, but she definitely prefers something softer.

Kendall - does not drink wine except to get drunk. What's on offer is what he'll have. He'll do pretend wankery if he has to, but doesn't really care. Might share a shiraz with Stewy just because of the alcoholic content.

Connor - wine wanker. Cares more about trends than actual taste, but cares enough to enjoy a red over a white. Isn't sure WHY he's supposed to enjoy a red over a white, but he does. Loves pinot noir but hates pinot gris, even though it's the same grape, because pinot noir is red and therefore fancier.

Logan - fortified enjoyer. Port and tawny guy. Non fortifieds are too bitter.

Tom - champagne. Whatever's most expensive. Has never gotten a taste for flat wines, but really wants to look rich.

Greg - can't tell the difference between a fine champagne and whatever the American equivalent of Passion Pop is (apologies for having an Aussie moment). But pretends he does.

#mine #succession

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cupofwater6 · 1 year

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for the ask meme tommy !!

TOMMAYY

1: sexuality headcanon: he's attempting to build a home in the closet he lives in

2: otp: tomgreg & tomshiv

3: brotp: the fly guys before connor stole them. but to tie into my shiv answer, they really should have been bros instead

4: notp: don't have any, they're serving wambsgans on everyone's plate

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: i think he keeps up on tabloid articles on the roy family telling himself it's just to make sure he isn't featured too much, but he's such a gossip enjoyer, anyways he cancelled his subscription the night after the horrible televised court hearing but looks his name up randomly sometimes then closes the tab in 5 seconds. but he saves the ones that sympathize with him, and then imagines a day far into the future when he gets interviewed and can discuss the slander he suffered to a camera and audience, i think he'd really love that daydream

6: favorite line from this character: terminal tom calliiiiiing

7: one way in which I relate to this character: i also smile with too much teeth otherwise no i. do not relate to him in the slightest either. ok well maybe i do find weird catharsis in catastrophizing i kind of get it

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: when he tries to emulate roy speech mannerisms and fails horribly... but like for all his awkwardness i watch it with the same sort of crazy eyes that tom got when he witnessed greg do all that coke

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? big homemade decadent cherry pie

#ask #mingdotmp3 #pie bc hes goofy.. and american.. and it tastes good.. and that cherry fancam i watch daily at this point

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wambs · 2 years

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It is very annoying how Greg keeps chattering about his dating situation with Tom, even Tom-Shiv. Either he is an idiot or he is a slut (or a slutty idiot as third option ?)

you are absolutely right, he IS A SLUTTY IDIOT.

i think about greg's comphet dating side quest often. why did it all start right after the kiss? why is greg so fucking gross about it? why is he contradicting himself so much? why does he try to get tom involved in it? why, when that fails, does he make sure to keep tom updated while looking so pleased and happy with himself?

especially the last one does not let me sleep at night. they have already gone through this scenario in 3.7. and it has made tom visibly miserable. it has made tom tell greg he ruined his one shot at happiness with tears in his eyes. why the fuck would greg do this to him again? it could be payback for making fun of him with shiv and pointing him in that direction, when he was actually trying to subtly let tom know that he wants more, that what he needs coincides with what tom has already given him. it could be greg going 'oh? you want me to do this? i am going to torture you with every little detail until you admit this isn't what you want'.

and it works, greg gets so deep in it, he starts throwing words like 'love' around, and tom does put a stop to it, even plays the sporus card again. but he does not take things further at all, which must frustrate greg in return, for sure. can't wait for greg to get more and more petulant about it, while neither of them cross any lines, regardless of how much they both want to throw caution to the wind.

#thank you #xx #anonymous #answered #sccsm #tomgreg

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sigurdjarlson · 2 years

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I think Logan could potentially be another person for Greg who take care of him. Other than the boar on the floor there were no bad moments between them and I still remember Nick saying that Logan feels like a father figure to Greg, more than Ewan. For him Logan probably feels very secure (he didn't go to jail because the company protected him, Logan never punished him for being with Kendall). There's also some level of weird unspoken respect there, although it's likely because they're not close enough and Logan isn't invested in him, but compared to Tom that kind of treatment is probably more preferable for Greg. And we all want a tomgreg roommate era but what if Logan helps Greg with a new place to live? He also can play the family card with Greg to manipulate him and if Ewan dies Greg will be more receptive to it. Or it can be genuine bonding after his death (I really want Ewan dead ok, for angst and breakdown). With the phrase "who's ever looked after you in this family" being the reason why Greg went with Tom, it gonna be the reason why he would leave him. Choosing between family and non-family? I feel like it can be a good arc, especially if Marianne gets involved.

(No matter how much I think about it, Greg's betrayal (and most likely it will be for Logan) makes a lot of sense for so many reason, no matter how predictable it is. There's a 98% chance it will happen, I only hope it makes sense and isn't the end of their relationships but I will support him in any case)

I’ve considered Logan being the catalyst for a betrayal before because you’re right there is a weird respect between the two of them or “kinkship” “inexplicable connection/bond” as Nic said

Sorry to make this a whole thing but I actually find Logan and Greg’a dynamic pretty interesting?

I think Logan would absolutely want to have Greg under his thumb so he can keep an eye on Tom. I also think even though Greg is more cynical than he once was he could easily be manipulated if you played the right cards and god knows Logan knows how.

Interestingly enough I think Logan does like Greg (this doesn’t mean he won’t throw him to the dogs or fuck him over of course I mean look at s1 Frank)

He wouldn’t let Greg keep tagging along if he hated him

The original pilot script isn’t canon but Logan does later canonically say he likes Greg I think it’s fitting. In the 1st draft of the pilot script he says to Shiv. “I like him [Greg]. I think he’s a hard little piece underneath. A Diamond in the rough.” Or something like that

He sees something in Greg.

and idk if it’s just me but sometimes I get the impression he’s trying to teach Greg how things are done in a couple of scenes (like the negotiation and when he lets him in on picking the next president)

But for the most part he’s been focused on his kids until now so it never went anywhere besides a couple scenes between them here and there. With his kids out of the picture for now? He might take Greg under his demonic little wing.

(It would also do a few things things (1) infuriate his kids (2) infuriate Ewan (3) give him a way to keep an eye on or control Tom if he can get Greg to stick with him (4) if Greg does turn out to be worth something to him on his own then that’s a benefit too)

Also I know people love to obsess over Greg’s nepotism for some strange reason. (Despite the Roy kids being the biggest nepotism babies) Greg did grow up less wealthy than the Roy’s.

He didn’t grow up poor like Logan by any means but he wasn’t living the Roy type of high life. “I’ll teach you how to be rich” Tom tells him because Greg didn’t probably live like he was..not in the way the Roys are at least.

With Nic saying Ewan was stingy with his money leaving his mom and Greg to try to ration what little he gave them and snippets from Jesse Armstrong like “it’s clear this guy [Greg] has never owned a pair of laced up leather shoes”

Greg wasn’t poor but he wasn’t Roy level rich either.

And he had his brief moment of homelessness too for a little while after he arrived there. Dude only had $20 bucks left and Shiv stole it lmao

The thing is Kendall wasn’t wrong when he said Logan was jealous of his children. He’s jealous they’re given everything (despite the fact that’s on him…) when he had to work and struggle for it all his life

And while Greg was obviously better off than Logan was he is still closer to his type of situation than his own kids. It wouldn’t surprise me if that makes Greg more..tolerable than his own in his own way sometimes?

Greg got his job through Tom (and technically Logan) so it’s not the same as Logan working his way up but it’s also not completely dissimilar either because Greg has struggled in ways that his own kids haven’t. And I think that would create a respect for him he doesn’t have for his own kids.

He can relate to Greg in that sense more than he can his own kids

Not completely because as I said Greg still had his privileges but he wasn’t the Roy kids. (Tom is in a similar situation. He clearly didn’t grow up poor but he didn’t grow up Roy rich either)

There’s another thing too.

Greg is..actually pretty damn bold with Logan sometimes?

And Logan is kind of weird. He seemingly likes when people stand up to him but he also hates it. It makes him respect them more even if he wants to strangle them at least.

Greg is still terrified of Logan though and Logan does dryly comment on that but I think he knows Greg can overcome his skittishness eventually or rather Logan can iron it out of him.

It’s rare the Roy kids actually yell back at Logan like Greg did on two separate occasions lmao. His “maybe it is how it works” he’s implying Logan might be wrong which…is very bold of anyone to do

Then of course his insistence Logan listen to him at the party in episode 1. Logan tries to blow him off and Greg quite firmly insists he listen and he does.

Logan claims he values loyalty but he’s proud of Kendall for betraying him (while being simultaneously furious)

“You’re not a killer, you have to be a killer.”

I think Tom betraying Shiv has only made Logan respect him.

And honestly I think Greg has the potential to be more of a killer than any of the Roy kids because he doesn’t have as many emotional attachments and baggage tied to the family because yes the Roy kids betray each other but there are still lines they won’t cross.

And Logan would like that potential for ruthlessness in Greg. He’d respect him for it.

And if Ewan dies? It presents Logan with an opportunity to swoop in and get Greg firmly on his side. (He knew what he was doing when he told Greg he likes him that one time)

Greg is going to be extremely vulnerable in this scenario and Logan it’s always would take advantage of that in a heartbeat.

And maybe he does genuinely like him but that doesn’t mean he won’t use and abuse him.

I guess what I’m getting at is I think that’s a perfectly plausible scenario and it’s painful to imagine but it would be interesting

#asks #succession asks

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sheriffgrimes-archerdixon · 4 years

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Requested: hey! Your work is great. I was wondering whether you could do one where the reader is on set of twd and norman pranks her in some way and can you involve the other cast members? And one more thing maybe she pranks them back? Please and thank you!

Jokes on you

"and cut! Great work you lot" Greg calls as you fall back landing on the ground breathing heavily "god that was a lot of running!" you mutter and you see Tom staring down at you "I'm Jesus not God!" he yells playfully and you groan at him "oh gosh... Tom you really are a menace" you mumble shaking your head in frustration. You loved him but he was a definite pain in the ass "oi I heard that!" you nod and wave him off causing him to chuckle and roll his eyes before he walked off to talk to Cooper. You stared up at the sky and tried to find funny shapes "you good?" came Norman's voice and you looked at him nodding "just great! That running was exhausting though" he nods and watches you and you frown knowing the look he was giving you "what the hell did you do?" you ask sitting up and he just stares at you trying to act innocent "I've done nothing. I swear down!" you sigh and watch him before standing up "norman tell me the truth. Please say you did not put glitter in my car! That would be lame if you've done that!" Norman grins and you glare "Norman!" you exclaim causing other cast members to turn their attention towards you. You started to run towards your car and you tried to open the car door but it wouldn't open and you noticed all the windows were up. You looked towards norman a deadly look in your eyes "norman you better run...." Andrew advised whilst walking by laughing. You continued to have a stare off with Norman and Andrew stopped as he was passing by again "what did he do this time Y/n?" you didn't take your eyes off of norman "from what I can see he's decided it would be funny to take my keys put them in the ignition do all my windows up then lock the car completely so I can't get in!" norman smirks and Andy rolls his eyes "dear me norman. You really do put her through hell" you growl at norman "I just wanted to go home" you whined and norman laughs "well I'm sorry but..... Your car is actually unlocked" you give him a look and he smiles "go on try and open the doors" you sigh and try to open the car door but it's still locked "norman what are you playing a-" you stop talking as you notice the whole cast starting to move towards you very slowly "okay this isn't uncomfortable" you Murmur and norman smiles "FIRE!!!" he yells and before you can comprehend what is going on you're being sprayed with something wet and cold and it came in every direction "what the hell?!" you yell as you laugh and try to cover yourself. You looked down and cried out in shock "I'm covered in fake sticky blood! No fair!!!" you yell as you glare at norman "it gets better!" he responds and you look at him raising your eyebrows before you hear a familiar voice call your name. You turn around to see Emily and Andrew on top of your car smiling widely two large boxes in their arms before Emily and Andrew tipped the boxes on top of you and you stay still your mouth wide open in shock as everyone begins to laugh. You shake your head and norman makes his way towards you holding a small mirror infront of you. You see the state of you and gasp "so not only am I covered in fake blood which smells really horrible I've also been glitter bombed! Wow great" you say sarcastically as everyone grins. You look around before your eyes land on norman and you sigh looking down at the ground before running at him. You jump on top of him covering him in all the glitter you could before he pushed you off of him gently "let the prank war commence!!!" you yell and everyone looks around at each other excitedly. Ohhh norman.... Andy... You better get ready.

As you walk onto set again you notice Jeffery and rush up to him "hey negannn" he rolls his eyes "well well well hello my dear y/n" he replies smirking at you "have you got everything ready?" you ask and he nods "yes... I've covered Lucille in blood and Greg is ready to cover you in blood. He just wants you on the floor and he'll do it from there" you nodded a grin forming on your face "thanks Jeffery!" he nodded "of course. Oh look here's Greg now" you see Greg with everything ready and smile widely sitting down on the floor and lying down. Norman and Andrew are gonna get the scare of their life.

After you were covered in blood and some wounds and fake glass sticking out of you, you closed your eyes before Jeffery put Lucille beside you "they probably won't fall for this" you mutter and Jeffery laughs "oh well we'll see won't we" you nod and watch as Greg picks everything up and walks back into the building. Jeffery runs off and you close your eyes trying to get in the best position to make it look like you had actually been hit by a car which Jeffery was driving. You heard a car pull up and you stopped moving closing your eyes tight "what scene are we doing today?" Norman asked as Andy cleared his throat "um I think it's where chandler and Y/n are meant to kiss" Norman hummed and soon enough everything went quiet. "is this a prank?" Andy asked his voice sounding concerned "ovbiously... Duhhh" Norman responded as footsteps walked towards you "I bet you she's gonna go all ape shit on our asses and become a bloody zombie" you suppress a laugh knowing exactly what norman was doing. He was trying to make you laugh. Jeffery runs out at that point "g-guys... I-i an ambulance is on its way..." he mutters "bullshit!" norman yells "no its not bullshit! I hit her whilst I was driving... No I didn't hit her with Lucille-" Andy cuts him off "we get the point... We pissin' our pants yet?!" Andy yells doing the worst impression of Jeffery and you're trying to hold in your laughter before you break and start laughing "Y/n!!!" Jeffery yells "I called it!!!" norman yells laughing before practically jumping on top of you and you laugh as he licks your cheeks "norman!!!" he smiles and you glare at Andy as he had just mimicked how you said Norman's name. "carllllll" you say trying to do the southern accent "coral!!!! CORALLLLL!" Andy turns around glaring at you before glaring at norman who started to do it as well "oh you're on Y/n!" you smile at Andy "okay bye rick. Say hi to corol for me yeah?" Andy sticks his middle finger up at the both of you and you laugh loudly falling into Norman's chest "this is not the end by the way" Norman smirks and looks at you "Oh I know.... Keep one eye open when you sleep" he says grinning "is that a threat?" he laughs and walks off with Greg "maybeeeee" you roll your eyes. He's an idiot hell everyone's an idiot but you love them... You love them with your whole damn heart and nothing would stop that.

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Akatsuki Show Part 5

Kevin: Welcome baaaaccccckkkkk everyone today we are doing things different. We have decided to partner with Tobi Tea to host and fund these events. Now some of you may have heard of it and some of you may have not. But, either way it's gonna be a blast. Now as I said last time we are switching things up as in switching partners.

Kisame: I think the fuck not

Deidara: Tobi that weasel!

Sasori: I hate him

Hidan: Damn Tobi really do us like that.

Kakuzu: He's getting the money isn't he? Besides he said he'll give half to me.

Hidan: Oh how lucky for you

Kevin: If you guys look on the board you will see you and your new partner names.

Sasori: How did boss allow this

Deidara: I don't know

The board

Hidan is now with Kisame.

Deidara is now with Kakuzu

Sasori is now with Konan.

Pain is now with Itachi.

Hidan: Damn

Sasori: Hey what about Zetsu?

Kevin: He's Tobi's Co Host

Pain: That son of a bitch

Kakuzu: Never trust plants

Kevin: Now go and have fun guys.

Tobi: Yeah guys

Deidara: Don't talk to us Tobi

Tobi: :c

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At the hideout with Hidan and Kisame.

Hidan: I can't believe Tobi would do this to us!

Kisame: I mean he is succeeding shouldn't we be proud?

Hidan: No we shouldn't that ass hat practically sold us!

Kisame: Well the past is past. How about some tea and donuts?

Hidan: Your even more of a stick in the mud then Kakuzu

Kisame: Am not

Hidan: Then watch Gravity Falls with me

Kisame: Fine

After binge watching the whole ass show.

Hidan: GODDAMNIT BILL WHY DID YOU LOSE I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU! YOU LOST TO TWO DAMN KIDS AND TWO CRUSTY OLD MEN.

Kisame: If Bill didn't let his pride and his want for vengeance get in the way he might have won. When he had them he could have just as easily killed them and took whatever it was he wanted from the uncles.

Hidan: I guess your right but, damnit Bill. The bad guys always lose or turn good or some plot armor shit

Kisame: I think it was an amazing show.

Hidan: Really?

Kisame: Yes the characters were all interesting even the villains and minor ones, the buildup to the end is neat, and it kinda teaches you something about life.

Hidan: But, what gets o my damn nerves is Mabel. She says Dipper is selfish when all he has done is sacrifice for her. Like damn kid give him a break your worried about friends and he's worried about life as you know it.

Kisame: Yes she is a bit annoying. Who's your favorite chracter?

Hidan: Bill duh. He seems all nice and stuff but, before you know it it's too late. Notice what all is victims have in common? Desperation? All of them were so desperate to achieve something they would do anything to get it. He takes advantage of their weaknesses and exploits them. It's amazing he's so damn smart. And ya know what else is funny? Bill being a dream demon can only go into people's minds with the consent of people. He may be evil and shit but, without those people he wouldn't have gotten far. He brings out their flaws and weaknesses therefore they can't really blame him for it. I love him because he's such a complex character. (Not me making a whole speech on this nope)

Kisame: Wow your pretty smart to notice it too

Hidan: Heh thanks

Kisame: I get what your saying about Mabel but, she is a kid and kids are more likely to make more selfish choices then adults. But, when it come to character development she hasn't developed much like Dipper or Stanley. But, it's funny because when Bill brings it up about Dipper having to constantly having to sacrifice for Mabel that seems to be the main reason fans hate her. It's almost as if Bill is manipulating the audience watching as well.

Hidan: Woah that's some fourth wall breaking. Am I right author? Making us talk about Gravity Falls?

(I'm sorry back to the real story I just wanted to rant how good this show was)

Hidan: This wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be

Kisame: Yeah this was really fun

Hidan: Perhaps we can watch another one next later?

Kisame: Yeah

Leon walks in

Hidan yeets him out.

Kisame: Thank god

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Kevin: They seem to be doing just fine. Let's check in on Deidara and Kakuzu.

Tobi: SENNPAAAAII

Greg: Team Bill

Jorge: I don't care what anyone says Mabel hella annoying

Rianna: But, Kisame did say she was just a kid. I like the way Kisame thinks new favorite.

Sofia: Bill is amazing regardless

Jorge: But Dipper is big brain

Sofia: Not too big brain to be easily manipulated by a flying dorito. The whole damn family fell for it

Rianna: It's just human nature we are easy to manipulate.

Greg: He's a smart flying dorito

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Deidara: ....

Kakuzu: ....

Deidara: So...

Kakuzu: What do we do? Sit here all day? And say so?

Deidara: I don't know what do you and Hidan usually do?

Kakuzu: Fight each other, argue, listen to drama.

Deidara: Your nothing like Sasori other then the argue part.

Kakuzu: I'm flattered

Deidara: You got any vide games?

Kakuzu: Yeah I have a gameboy

Deidara: Damn your a boomer

Kakuzu: -_- You wanna play or not

Several hours later

Deidara: Damn your good at this

Kakuzu: I play it when Hidan isn't bothering me it's been awhile so I'm a but rusty.

Deidara: I see

Leon struts in the room.

Leon: Hello darlings I am here to ask you some questions

Deidara: Dramatic much?

Leon: Hun you shouldn't talk

Deidara: What's that suppose to mean?

Leon ignores him.

Leon: So Kakuzu how do you like the new teammate switch?

Deidara: I exist too ya know

Leon: Oh I know I just wish you didn't

Deidara: Now your asking for it

Leon: What are you going to do? Blow me up like you did yourself?

Deidara starts to get up but, Kakuzu grabs him and pulls him back.

Kakuzu: Ignore him he's just trying trying rile you up

Deidara: Well it's working

Leon: Guess your nothing without your boy toy huh?

Deidara glares at him.

Kakuzu: Stop messing with him Leon and just ask the damn questions so you can go

Leon: Alright alright. Kakuzu what kind of relationship do you have with Hidan?

Kakuzu: We are only friends

Leon: Really because you seems to always be at each others necks

Kakuzu: Just take the answer

Leon: And I'm guessing you and Sasori are only friends too Deidara?

Deidara: Yes

Leon: Hmph of course why would I even ask he wouldn't be interested in someone like you

Deidara stiffens and looks away.

Kakuzu: Leon if you want to keep your arms attached I suggest not talking to him that way

Leon stiffens but, regains his posture.

Leon: Ok time for me to take my leave.

Leon walks away as fast as fuck.

Deidara: Thanks Kakuzu

Kakuzu: No problem kid

Deidara: Ok boomer

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Kevin: Damn Leon is grinding and not in a god way

Tobi: How dare he talk to my senpai that way!

Zetsu: Next up we have Sasori and Konan

Tobi: Ew Sasori

Kevin: Damn Tobi

Tobi: Shut up Tom

Kevin: My name

Tobi: Tobi doesn't care

Jorge: I hate Leon

Rianna: For real

Greg: Damn even Rianna hates him.

Sofia: But, Kakuzu and Deidara are wholesome af

Greg: Mhm

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Sasori: I hope Deidara is ok

Konan: Don't worry Kakuzu won't let hurt him or anyone else. He doesn't want to deal with you

Sasori: He better not

Konan: Stop worrying Sasori come and sit with me

Sasori sits down.

Konan: You know this a great opportunity to get to know you better.

Sasori: Yeah defiantly

Konan: So what kind of books do you like?

Sasori: Romance, Mystery, Psychological, and Thriller

Konan: Oh Sasori I never took you as the romance type. (Please don't look at this wrong she's only being nice. Like an older sister)

Sasori blushes a little.

Konan: So do you like tea?

Sasori: Who doesn't?

Konan giggles.

They talk for awhile.

Konan: So do you have a crush?

Sasori: No what is this a sleepover?

Konan: No just me being nosy

Sasori: What do you have one?

Konan: Yes

Sasori: Is it Kakuzu?

Konan: No he's too in love with money

Sasori: Deidara?

Konan: He's yours

Sasori rolls his eyes.

Sasori: Is it Itachi?

Konan: He's handsome but, he's too attached to Kisame.

Sasori: Me?

Konan: That's cute

Sasori: Ouch. Pain?

Konan nods and laughs.

Sasori: I knew it

Konan: Yeah

Sasori: So when are you gonna tell him?

Konan: When are you gonna tell Deidara?

Sasori: Touche

Leon: Hello lovebirds

They both jump.

Leon: So we talking about crushes? Wanna know my mine Konan?

Konan: Get out

Leon: Moody much

Sasori: Didn't you just interview Deidara and Kakuzu?

Leon: Yes and your bf is mad

Sasori: What did you do?

Leon: Nothing

Konan: L e a v e

Leon: Tough crowd

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Tobi: Senpai won't see this right

Kevin: Nope

Tobi: Good because Sasori better back off Senpai is miiiinnnneee.

Kevin: Heh ok

Rianna: Sasori cute

Jorge: He's like 35

Sofia: Love is strange

Greg: Just like your taste in anime

Sofia: Stfu

Zetsu: Last but, not least we have Itachi and Pain.

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Itachi and Pain have been sitting in silence for awhile until Leon came in.

Leon: Hello there boys care if I join you?

Pain: ...

Leon: Ok so what have you two been doing?

Itachi: Minding our own business

Leon: Feisty

Pain: What questions do you have for us?

Leon: So you two are single huh? Maybe we could I don't know go out?

Itachi: No

Pain: I'd rather go out with Hidan then you

Leon: Damn that was low

Pain: You were disrespectful to Konan

Leon: Not my fault she was being a cockblock

Itachi puts him in an genjutsu.

After dah genjutsu

Leon: Fuck you both Leon

Leon stomps off.

Pain: He was annoying

Itachi: Mhm

Itachi: Don't see how anyone could be mean to Konan

Pain: Yeah she's sweet I hope she's fine with Sasori

Itachi: Tch Sasori wouldn't hurt her

Pain: Yeah your right.

Goes back to silence.

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Kevin: That was...interesting

Tobi: Leon can go suck a lemon

Zetsu: Amen

Jorge: Omg Konan is so wholesome

Sofia: Pain is ma boi

Rianna: I'm just glad Leon got what he deserved

Greg: Mhm

Kevin: And that's all folks

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#akatsuki texts #hidan #kakuzu #kisame #itachi #deidara #sasori #zetsu #tobi #konan #pain akatsuki

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