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yunhoszn · 16 hours

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ateez & the carne

i think im pretty vocal about being latina bc im proud of being a brown queer woman #tripleminority but one of my favorite things to do is headcanon idols as latine and the teezers are no different so here’s how i think they would be at a carne + their latino names <3

@atzhouse @juyofans

𖥔 hongjoong would be a hit at the carne tbh. like alllll the tias would be on him asking him all these questions about what he does and stuff LOL he has the most latino energy imo and i feel like he would be chopping it up spilling chisme and learning all the family drama 😭 his latino name is hector btw.

𖥔 seonghwa would also be a tia favorite. they would NAWT be leaving him alone i fear… they’d get him in the cumbia circle QUICK brother isnt leaving without dancing to el baile del gorila by massore at least once. i feel like he’d love the music yk? his latino name is sebastián.

𖥔 yunho… sweet sweet yunho… everyone loves him bc he’s so kind and respectful. the only reason he wouldn’t be hounded by the tias is bc all the little cousins are HOARDING HIM TO PLAY WITH THEM!! he’ll take a break to eat and the kids are like NOOOOOO COME BACK :(( and it’s so cute. but his favorite part is obviously all the meat LMFAOOO his latino name is diego.

𖥔 yeosang is a family favorite. an all rounder if u will. he would make his way around the whole backyard to meet everyone bc he wants to know the whole family </3 he would get along best with the older cousins and their s/os i feel bc he’s so funny and so polite. his latino name is rafael.

𖥔 san is also a family favorite. he gets along with the tios most bc yk… beefy man and they wanna see what all the hype is about. the older male cousins are asking him his workout routine and EVERYTHING LLWMSKWNE but also like yun, the little cousins are dragging him to play with them and whining when he takes a break. the tias are gushing about how handsome he is. his latino name is santiago.

𖥔 mingi is another tia favorite! he’s tall and handsome and his stupid jokes makes them CACKLE they jajajaja the night away with him. but the older cousins are also invested BC he’s so funny LOL i’m picturing him in a setting with my own family and they’d also mess with him so much bc he’s gullible as shit 😭 but they’d love him trust <3 his latino name is miguel.

𖥔 wooyoung… now wooyoung is the type to jokingly flirt with the tias and they feed into it HELLA 😭 but he’s also super cool with the tios esp bc he likes cooking so he’s like learning alllllll the carne seasoning and marinating techniques and how to barbecue with them and that’s major brownie points for him. they’d coerce him into taking shots though bc that’s the only way to stop him from being a gremlin. his latino name is mateo.

𖥔 jongho #1 ladies man tbh the tias would think he’s so cute. he would probably feel a little overwhelmed at first bc carnes are LOUD and OBNOXIOUS and that’s just… not for him. but he would do anything to make his s/o happy and if that means attending these to win over ur family he will! he would kinda stick by his s/o’s side the whole time until he opens up and then he’s drinking with the older cousins and the tios like nothing! his latino name is josé.

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dootznbootz · 11 hours

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I fully blame the Telegony for starting this. It was the first to break up OdyPen and starting the whole "Odysseus is willingly unfaithful" interpretation

EUGAMMON OF CYRENE, WHEN I FUCKING GET YOU!

He needs to be thankful that history is keeping me from yelling at him. 👀 I would leave a book review that would make him CRY. HOMER would leave a book review that would make him cry. My gosh, I wanna see something silly like a meme of some sort with Homer about to fucking WRECK Eugammon, that's so funny.

like it's just such a mess. not only against his character but there are so many points that go against the Odyssey.

1.) Odysseus' line is supposed to only have one son each time. That's Telemachus. You can't just retcon shit to have your OC exist in canon, Eugammon. At least admit it's an AU (Joking...Kind of. 👀)

2.) Tiresias' prophecy. (even fucking wikipedia mentions this fuck up!)

3.) Ultimate wife guy/family man, whose marriage bed is literally a symbol on how he's rooted like a tree on Ithaca, rooted to his marriage, where he belongs, apparently needs to do fuck all and wander about.

4.) You're telling me, Penelope, Queen of Ithaca, was into this marriage circle bullshit? That she would marry he beloved husband's murderer??

Also with the whole "he had a new wife and was with until she died." HOW OLD WAS ODYSSEUS?! HOW OLD WAS PENELOPE?! Odypen were both probably around mid to late 40s when they reunited (at least that's how I see them lol) FOR ANOTHER WOMAN TO GO THROUGH HER WHOLE LIFE WITH HIM???? ARE THEY 150 YEARS OLD????!

And honestly, I think you're right, if it weren't for that stupid poem, I think people would actually study the Odyssey and look through it like, "huh...You know, he seems pretty scared of these goddesses...And really obsessed with this cool as fuck woman. Neat." BUT NO!!! SOME DINGUS HAD TO WRITE BAD FANFIC THAT FOR SOME REASON PEOPLE ALWAYS BRING UP IN YOUTUBE COMMENTS!

You know what? Yeah. Meme time of Homer wrecking Eugammon.

#this was meant to go before the memes but I'm sleepy. :'D #Mad rambles #shot by odysseus #There's a reason why the poem was lost.#penelope #odysseus #odypen #tele-GONE-y #odyssey #anti madeline miller #<-because yeah.#ask #superkooku

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andythelemon · 1 year

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Shonen Jump's Big 3: 2 ambitious, sunshine kiddos ready for any and all adventure + 1 unpaid intern who didn't sign up for any of this

A little bonus print for all JFTS! zine pre-orders!

#shonen jump #monkey d luffy #ichigo kurosaki #naruto uzumaki #bleach #one piece #naruto #anime #manga #my art #lol this is so stupid but i just think it's funny #this dynamic of 3 characters anyway #also the heights aren’t accurate cos I imagine Ichigo to be the tallest of the 3 #so pretend Luffy’s stretching and Nart’s on a box…

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hauntedorpheum · 2 months

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Disney having a gay old time!

+Bonus

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blobbei-art · 7 months

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Light redesigns of Romeo and Delilah!

I do like their designs but I thought you could push them a little more. They're very rough, I was just doodling these for fun! Ended sparking some new headcanons i incorporated specific to these designs.

Can't decide whether I like the OG ambiguous robe or clearly a hospital gown for Romeo but I really wanted to see him with the gown!

#guilty gear #bedman #guilty gear delilah #my art #fanart #i really tried thinking about what the intention behind each design decision was and how I can keep that #like they clearly wanted to show the tattoos somehow so I gave more to romeo for the lack of a v neck lol #also delilah's torn clothes are meant to mimick the spikes on the bed a little at least shape wise #i also think the text they put onto gg characters is so stupid (affectionate) so i tried incorporating it #in a more natural way #and then i loved the idea of romeo scribbling on his shirt whatever he thinks is cool #also theyre the same height delilah is just taller because Boots which is v funny to me #i also tried making delilah's hair curl in more to kinda mimick her brother's

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theloveinc · 4 months

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Bakugo is part of the sassy man apocalypse and whenever you point it out he starts seething over it bc he knows he can’t get mad at you or it would just prove you right about him. He’ll sit across the room from you just glaring and it’s the funniest thing. God forbid he puts his legs up too then it’s REALLY funny. Will literally turn his WHOLE BODY away from you the more you pester him about it.

Deku is also apart of the sassy man apocalypse except his outbursts are rarer and therefore more funny bc they’re so genuine. “what do you mean you threw away my moldy shoe polish”-ass AS his voice cracks. He’s so caught up in whatever it is that when you comment on it, he is actually cracking an embarrassed smile bc he fell right into it so naturally.

Kiri is part of the sassy man apocalypse except in a whiny way and then the second you point it out, he’s exaggerating it even more and failing, which is lowkey cringe. He does think it’s funny when you say that tho so he gets a pass.

Shoto is the eye of the sassy man apocalypse. Doesn’t even think it’s funny bc he thinks he’s justified. Will literally rub his eyes with his thumb and forefinger to get his point across, he’s that sassy lmao

#bakugo #kirishima #Todoroki #deku #lmao this is so stupid but it’s so funny to me to think about SORRY #seeing Bakugo get more and more mad when u comment on the fact his foot is on his knee and he’s just. boiling #I can see his face in my minds eye I’m crying #and deku is just like ‘☹️… until it’s actually LOL yeah ur right’#idk #caitie post #shii posts #gen

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fryandleelasbigfling · 4 months

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writing fry like a child:

unoriginal

flanderizes his stupidity in the same way as every other flanderized 'stupid' character out there

vaguely ableist

makes his relationship with leela very weird

writing bender like a child:

comically surreal for his species

reframes his egotism in a more funny/compelling/sympathetic way by just having him in a perpetual developmental stunt

somewhat canon compliant (he started the series as a two-year-old)

makes his relationship with fry and leela even funnier

#futurama #philip j fry #bender #obv i dont think bender IS a child but my philosophy for writing him is to imagine him as an attention-seeking teenager w an identity crisi #fry has a lot of developmental issues going on but hes so strongly coded as ND it is so uncomfortable to see the show joke abt him-#-being an actual child and not just a grown man w some childish interests #and also its just not funny lol. sick of 'stupid' characters being written that way #anyway remember bender coloring in fun on a bun. that was adorable

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duckmine · 1 year

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since everyone’s been drawing their older belcher kids designs i figured i’d hop on the train as well (totally serious).

#bob’s burgers #louise belcher #tina belcher #gene belcher #fanart #tbh i didn’t try that hard i just thought it’d be funny if louise was in an orange jumpsuit #she doesn’t even get arrested for big crimes she probably just drives over the speed limit or like accidentally shoplifts or something #but she thinks she’s so cool that she got arrested for it anyway #look idk how federal shit works actually don’t come for me i’m a dumb teenager i get a pass for being stupid #also ignore how gene’s outfit doesn’t make sense LOL

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albino-parakeet · 10 days

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Who is she talking about? Literally any of the people who tried to harm the camp fam.

#twdg #camp cretaceous #twdg clementine #jwcc darius #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #11-12 year olds from drastically different genres and content ratings dealing with asshole adults #Sorry I played S2 Clem as a little menace cause it was funny.#This is just something silly cause the idea of specifically S2 Clem interacting with the Nublar 6 was something I kept thinking about lol.#I think they would be friends.#This is so stupid. I need to draw more of them lol.

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akkivee · 3 months

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ichiro apparently

#vee queued to fill the void #the arb chronicles #no i’m not getting over it just yet lmao #does that mean ichiro is under the impression samatoki is a cold blooded person to be wearing leather jackets no matter the season #which is why he put him back into outerwear in his high school au LOL #samatoki and ichiro split the entire school apart because of they disagreed about the correct way to eat eggs and LOL #i’m glad some part of ichiro’s subconscious acknowledges their beef was stupid in hindsight #what’s so funny about kuukou being ichiro’s personal cheerleader and vocally so lol #is that when kuukou proclaimed as such ichiro got embarrassed like THATS YOUR OWN FANTASY ICHIRO??????#ichiro continues to be an embarrassment about harai kuukou more at the 6oclock hour lol #LOL nah i remembered thinking it’s strange rosho seems to know about ichiro and kuukou so my instincts were right 🤓

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drinkinggblood · 2 months

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caecilian murphy

#i made this in like 5 mins #i think im so funny #NO hate to cillian murphy btw i just thought this was funny #(its not funny its stupid)#cillian murphy #caecillian #caecillians #amphibians #amphibian #peaky blinders #oppenheimer #christopher nolan #this is such a dumb fucking joke LOL #i did NOT put effort into this i just think im funny #it came to me in a very high dream..

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b4kuch1n · 23 days

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tdov was like a week ago already but I just wanna say when I came over to vacation slash help my sworn brother move flat he told me, "ever since you said you wanted to get top surgery I've been thinking about it. it's straight up number two on my bucket list"

#bakuspeech #number one is a house bc obviously. if u can own a house wouldnt u #he was very drunk at that time of the evening. I was not bc I have the constitution of a hot air balloon and any stimulant will blow me up #(relatively new development. france fucked me up big time turns out)#we held hand on his bed for like the whole evening. it was honestly very funny in hindsight but we were extremely earnest in the moment #and Im like. working on this thing as well. I dont got meds or therapy lmao Im bootstrappin here #but yeah early last year his bf offered to get me meds and I... turned it down... I think I was worried abt like. idk. something #but one year past looking back Im fully like that was a stupid move you shouldve gotten meds. youve once again fucked urself baku #but yeah with that kinda realization Ive also come to realized I've somewhat? accepted. that I'm just gonna be. like this #this in light of a number of likely chronic stuff too (hence my balloon-like constitution lmao) and #that's kinda bled into the rest of me without me really noticing #but him bringing that up fully unprompted... kinda jolted me out of it #its just. really incredibly sweet. that someone doesn't want me to settle for what I make do with #and like. preps for that work. just kinda held my hand and told me it's possible to do this actually #I didn't really express how I felt very well in that moment I think my brain is very bad and I process emotions with like a day of delay #but. well. Im thinking abt it Right Now. so yknow thats the kind of impact that had on me lol #not super sure why I wrote all this down here really. I think I just want a good n nice reminder that object permanence is real #and I exist in my friends' life even when Im going insane in a hole by myself #and with the power of friendship we can alter the universe's plan for ourselves and also kill god #that's that. anyways I eat lunch now and then pass out probably. last night was... eventful lmao #but!! very good things on the horizon hopefully. well manifestly we hold hammers and we use them #have a good day lads. let's go out and slay monsters under a highway

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tanjir0se · 1 month

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I have a hot take about Giyuu but I am. Frightened

#not that I think everyone is mischaracterizing or that I think I’m the definitive authority on Giyuu #because I haven’t even read the manga so I ASBOLUTELY am not #but I just think people (me) are so quick to like. babygirlify everything he does and make him such a cringefail little loser #that they forget he’s. kind of mean lol. he has a temper!!!!#I for one love his temper I think it’s hilarious and incredibly valid and SUPER fun to write #and I know most of it is probably either unintentional or like. a cover for his tender soft boy heart or something #but like. LET MY BOY BE A BITCH!!!! it’s FUNNY and he DESERVES IT #I have examples but idk I’m. afraid #so it’s staying in the tags for now #SOFTLAUNCHING MY GIYUU HOT TAKE #postcards from stupid town

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twicethetrouble · 1 year

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You have to give it to 03 Mikey b/c

he was right! all the stylish ninja ARE wearing them : )

bonus:

Donnie has joined the stylish ninja. : )

#tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 12 #tmnt 03 #tmnt michelangelo #been thinking about this for weeks #finally just made the stupid post #i just find it funny that every tv series mikey has had short bandannas since 03 said this #so now this exists lol

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trainingdummyrabbit · 6 months

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yes yes the inherently difficult and complex nature of angelas development and her intrinsic instinct to be guarded at all times But Also . i just want angela to get a fucking hug. or like. a pat on the shoulder, or Something

#piktalk #projmoon #im gonna drive myself up a fucking wall i just keep thinking abt it .#girlieee. girlie youre doubling down on your inability to connect with those around you in a horrible feedback loop that makes itself worse #haha girl noooo youre distancing yourself from the closeness youve desired from day one haha girl noooooo #someone please get over there and ruffle her hair or something she needs it #haha youre submitting yourself to this otherness and making yourself a pillar out of instinct and habit?#lol thats funny girlie heres a reminder that you are in fact present and cared for in the eyes of your peers whether you think so or not #heres a seemingly juvenile expression of how despite everything you Are acknowledged as being present and part of the group #no matter what you see yourself as you are still just as much one of us as anyone else #AND its ruffling your stupid lil haircut. get scruffled IDIOT. get acknowledged DORKUS!!!!!!!!!!!#. anyway getting out of bed now see u all in a few minutes ✌

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carpathiians · 3 months

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#wheres that one post thats like. the real love languages are #being stupid together on purpose #collaborative hating #ignoring things #sharing a blunt #like those things are just so jovier its literally them #TO ME personally #putting this all in tags bc im just rephrasing a tumblr post ive seen lol #i cant find it anymore #sorry the idiots in love post activated me #i have a v specific vision of how they are but i can never figure out how to say it #i just think theyd be funny sometimes #ok.insane rant over <3 #carpathians.txt #delete later #perhaps #this is very low quality posting lol sorry

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