I know the holidays can be stressful, so this Threshold Day try to keep in mind what really matters. It's not about the gifts or the shopping, it's about breaking the warp barrier. Threshold Day is meant to be a time of transformation (into a lizard), love (for your captain/lizard wife), and spending time with your family (of lizard babies) before you abandon them on a planet forever and never think about them again.
Happy Threshold Day everyone, and don't forget to leave milk and cookies out for Tom Paris as he travels at warp 10 and exists simultaneously at every point in the universe!
This Monday, January 29, we celebrate Threshold Day and commemorate one of the very worst episodes of television ever produced. Or perhaps one of the best, depending on your take on things. Most importantly, however, we celebrate the salamander and its bountiful offspring.
Doctor Beverly Crusher
@SpaceDocMom
If you happen to find yourself mutating into a lizard or having unexpected lizard babies - be it while stationary or at Warp 10 - that's something you can come to me about for complete care and to know all of your options. No judgement, just support. emojis: black heart, blue heart, masked, lizard
2:43 PM · Jan 29, 2024
[video description: an edit of the Star Trek episode Threshold set to More than a Woman by The Bee Gees. Instead of saying ‘Woman,’ it is instead a recording of the actor for Tom Paris, Robert Duncan McNeill saying ‘Salamander.’ end description]