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imidori-ya · 1 month

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Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros is literal hot garbage and I will die on this hill.

#like it’s literally one of the worst constructed/written books I have ever encountered #how on earth could Yarros be married to a 20+ year military vet and yet still not even understand the most basic military concepts #it’s honestly astounding how brain dead her characters are #the way she writes makes it abundantly obvious that she thinks her readers are a bunch of idiots #who need every single story theme and element hand fed to them #the introduction of Varrish was just utter bullshit #she could have painted ‘VILLAIN’ on his forehead and it would’ve been less obvious #please tell us again how smart your main character is while she proceeds to do the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen #‘oh why won’t xaden trust me with rebellion secrets even though I basically announce my suspicions of the empire at every turn?’#idk violet maybe it’s bc you won’t do the mind training they’ve been telling you to do #so you’re constantly vulnerable to the mindreader YOU KNOW PERSONALLY #maybe that’s why no one tells you anything???#also holy shit her being like ‘I have to be careful and not let the empire know I’m questioning my duties’#and then immediately crashing into a scribe meeting to request more red flag reading??#like??? was she kicked in the head???#also the dragons stating multiple times that humans are basically like ants to them and they don’t care if they live or die #but simultaneously having to somehow be subserveant to the military????#bitch why weren’t you all enslaved by the dragons #this is such nonsense #also her prose is ass #come back when you can tell the difference between parse and parcel Rebecca #yeah a lot of my complaints are iron flame related #but that’s just bc it really hit home how bad this all is with the second book #net zero improvement #way to fail downwards Rebecca #ALSO!! what evil empire would conscript their enemies children into the one branch of their military where they get DRAGONS and SUPERPOWERS #like what??!!#in what world #what military would be so afraid of a new rebellion that they conscript the people with deep emotional ties to the old rebellion???#if real militaries worked this way there would be no more war bc we’d all be dead

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the-woman-upstairs · 3 months

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In the universe of the film, there is ABSOLUTELY a contingent of fans that fervently ship Argylle/Wyatt and have the dominant ship on AO3 and trade elaborate fan theories about their hidden relationship and are convinced they’re meant to be endgame but the publishers won’t allow it. Of course, they go totally BALLISTIC when they learn they’re based on the author and her boyfriend.

#argylle #argylle spoilers #my only real complaint with argylle is that we were robbed of a henry cavill/john cena kiss #there’s so much fun to be had with the universe of this film especially in regards to the book fandom #i like to believe aidan stirs up ship drama on fandom forums and social media #the minute rachel’s spy past gets declassified it’s OVER for her in fandom lol #i can appreciate not everyone being into the film’s bait and switch #but i can’t help but love a spy film that lets the female lead be a whole women struggling to define herself #while also kicking ass and having a sweet goofy guy be head over heels for her #this really is the kind of movie that fandom could have soooo much fun with #don’t even get me started on elly/rachel projecting all of her badass spy escapades on a super manly fit dude #like if he’s done everything she’s done…girl memory-holed her own bisexuality lol

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jupitersmoon167 · 1 year

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Me and @spider-starry are convinced Miguel is terrible at flirting. Which had me thinking of interactions like this that backfire terribly for him:

Miguel, attempting to flirt with a Black Widow!Reader: “So, do you actually kill and eat your partner’s after having sex with them?”

Reader: “Ew, no wtf!?”

#listen I just really like the idea of Miguel having an s/o whose a widow okay #he’d be head over heels over someone who can kick his ass and you can’t tell me otherwise #literal heart eyes #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #spiderman 2099 x reader #fun fact: this was also conjured up because when I looked into black widow 2099 I learned she has the attributes of a black widow spider #meaning she is both a serial killer and a cannibal 💀

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covertblizzard · 1 month

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jaykyle au where they're theatre kids in the same school but they're not the actors jason's the scriptwriter/director and kyle is the prop manager (i don't know the official terms sorry) and they'd probably do an amazing job on the backstage setting if they could stop arguing for 5 whole seconds about their artistic visions and ideas and how "this would obviously work better this way"

#jason todd #kyle rayner #jaykyle #mypost #dc thoughts #vp of the club: maybe we should find some other people to do the job if they can't get along?#pres of the club: no they're both talented af and i want this to be raving success just knock their heads tgt and tell them to play nice or #i'll make them wear the get along shirt again #WAIT ONE SEC DONNA'S THE PRES and overseer she's pissed bcos kyle played the same role last year and he was chill then #wally's vp no 1 and backstage manager and he's thinking of kicking kyle out #dick's vp no 2 and main lead and he's thinking of kicking jason out bcos it's embarrassing and annoying to work with your younger siblings #kon helps kyle with props and bart is one of the actors and kon is jealous af about it he grumbles a little #roy is the fight scene choreographer #i'm trying to think of something for garth but the only thing that comes to mind i'm not sure are fitting enough #actor manager? weapon manager? oooh maybe pet manager if they have animals... human and pet manager???? hr department but including animals #ooooh maybe pet manager if they have animals #raven can play bart's love interest (in play) maybe (wally doesn't like it and neither does gar for very different reasons)#eddie deals with the contraptions they build for this bubble machines smoke machines lowering and raising anything mechanical #rose and cass helps with the weapons stuff they keep fighting too and roy is TIRED #connor plays the villain he didn't mean to or want to but he got dragged into it and he's really hot and gunned in for next years main lead #he doesnt want this #steph and mia are hair makeup costume department but bart and kon love to hangout and help too #jennie-lynn and bart are in-charge of socials #tim pops up a lot because so many of his friends (and brothers) are here and when he does he helps steph and mia #damian too pops up to help with pet management and sometimes prop art #this is much to dicks annoyance jason is already here can his little brothers LEAVE HIM ALONE SOMETIMES UGH #damian (taking cues from talia and bruce loverenemies dynamic and wanting an artist in-law): we should set jason and kyle up #dick: no / tim: hmm / dick: NO #i want to add the yj girls (cassie cissie greta anita) but i know too little about them right now but imagine they're there and the roles #are to be determined

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your-royal-momoness · 1 year

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Sokka: your smile? It makes my day

Zuko: your happiness? I live for it

Toph, sitting between them: a room? Fucking get one

#I bet people just talk over Toph’s head like they forget she’s there and then they get kicked in the shins #people do it to aang too but he just likes to be included so he doesnt care #people can never do it to katara because she just interrupts them #as she should she’s smarter than them shut up and listen to the QUEEN #atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka #zuko #trashbending #avatar: the last airbender #zukka #atla incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #toph

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cemeterything · 11 months

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if i had been in charge to the script for alien covenant (bad idea) i would have made it so elizabeth was still alive but stuck in cryosleep like a fucked up snow white and have the crew of the covenant wake her up while trying to hide from the aliens and their genocidal android mother and explain to her that david did an extinction event on the engineers while she was catching zs so she could be like "that bitch" and hunt him and his new baby death machines across the planet with a psychosexually obsessed vengeance because prior to taking a nap they formed a toxic codependent survivor bond. and when she finally corners him david's like but you always wanted kids :( so i made some :( and everyone's like damn this guy is fucked up for reals. and then he gets his head smashed in but he still hijacks walter (that was the other fassbenderbots name right? i forgor) and sneaks the aliens onto the ship. roll credits.

#🐉#and scene.#i just really liked elizabeth shaw and her toxic pet android #i wish she could have ripped his head off again and kicked it

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roomy-ghosted · 8 months

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JUST started a good Durge playthrough and I'm dying over my absolute little guy bard Tinfoil.

#bg3 #bg3 tav #baldurs gate 3 #(Im a tag rambler so theres a lot here-) he's got voice six and because of that I'm opting he's incredibly INCREDIBLY young #like- probably 9? Dragonborn reach 10 year old human size at 3 for them so. yeah-#human-body wise he's about 17? but he's still got so little thoughts in his head. Which is canon as well at least #not gonna romance ANYONE as Tinfoil but we're gonna all be besties.#still deciding if he'll slurp tadpoles. he gives into peer preassure very easily and is very easily bossed around.#so it depends at the moment in the cutscene i guess.#he's the group kid. i think shadowheart would mother him a lot and he looks up to Karlach A SHITTON. 'She's so cool...'#'why is the group kid the leader?'#everyone shrugs but they see Tinfoil curl up around a small pile of gold and gems as he sleeps and they can't say no to what he wants to do #Lae'zel thinks he's 'extremely weak skinned. and needs all the help a pathetic youngling like him can get'#she says; helping said pathetic kid up off the nautaloid ship floor after he ran ahead to try and get to the controls; listening to her #like a good lil guy #'Tinfoil; darling; you know we can always get *more* gold if you give up some of these precious little rubies and opals. Your hoard #will look *much* more impressive that way.'#-Astarion; trying to convince a now-teary-eyed tinfoil to give up his hoard so the party can buy health potions #'its not...its not impressive?' he starts crying and Shadowheart has to comfort him #I KNOW he's gonna go murder mode and stuff. but everyone at camp thinks it's just dragonborn instincts kicking in #so they just like chain him to a tree for the night.#its funny i think #'NO! BAD TINFOIL! STOP TRYING TO EAT THE BIRDS!'#'Raughguguhguguh. Tinfoil *NEEDS* sauce...'#he is on a leash constantly because he is enamoured with the beauty of the world and runs off- but also to not kill and maim constantly.

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bayonetta-origins · 2 months

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aa5 bayo origins au doodles for today yay^_^ still figuring out designs .. rambling in tha tags

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sonicattos · 1 year

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rouge calls shadow handsome like a mom with her son… hope this helps

#saltcat text #shadow the hedgehog #rouge the bat #she originally started doing it to tick shadow off #but now she does it lovingly #shadow pretends not not like it #but in his head he’s kicking his feet #sonic hcs

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chubs-deuce · 1 year

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There's context in my brain for this but I can't word it very coherently rn, but maybe it helps to know that I was listening to "lonely nights" by mxmtoon and "Can I Call You Tonight" by dayglow on loop while working on this and was highly inspired :'D vague rambling in the tags if you want to try and siphon context out of those

#rise apritello #apritello #rottmnt april #rottmnt #rise of the TMNT #rise of the tmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #digital fanart #digital art #fanart #art #my art #ngl the most detailed background I've done and actually drawn myself in a while skdjfsjfh #basically my thought process was sorta along the lines of Dee forgets his hoodie at April's place #and she puts it on bc it's hilariously big and baggy #but then she notices it smells like him and it makes her feel some kinda way to be surrounded by it like that #(safe and comforted and a little giddy)#and that kicks loose an epiphany about maybe actually having developed romantic feelings for her best friend #and her turning it over in her head for a long while considering the potential ramifications of this realization #and just how much about this has the potential to backfire hard if he doesn't reciprocate #she doesn't want to lose her best friend if this makes things too weird #doesn't want relations to his brothers sour in extension either

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oddfluphenazine · 2 months

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is this fandom still kicking?

#oddelliots #oddelliotarts #ghost and pals #ghost and pals fanart #ghost and pals communications #kennith simmons #communications case 2 #i think?#idk it’s been months since my g&p kick #yay #’oh elliot he looks like a skeleton’ I KNOW I TOOK THAT INSPIRATION FEOM MY LEARNINH SUPPORT TEACHER #SHE SAID BROADCAST ILLUSION KENNITH LOOKS LIKE A SKELETON WITH A MOP ON ITS HEAD

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doberbutts · 7 months

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Friend: yeah idk if you can eat/like Indian food but this particular dish is really yummy

Me: I mean I don't eat Indian often but I think you're forgetting the time that [Indian trans woman friend] was staying at my place? I wasn't charging her rent so she just cooked for us every day while we were either asleep or at work whether we wanted her to or not

Friend: OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT

#I miss her honestly she was great #she moved out and in with her new gf and I've since lost contact #I saw her from time to time after and hung out but #the pandemic was really rough on us all #she couldn't afford to get sick and then I had to move so I could buy my house #she kept apologizing for being a burden and I was like #girl I'm not kicking you out #stay as long as you need #if I can guarantee one thing in life it's that my friends have a roof over their head #and if that roof has to be mine then it will be #plus food in their stomaches and a warm place to sleep #I don't have much but no one goes without if I can help it

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eggwishing · 3 months

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our couch was moldy anyways

#mindy firefly #august #somewhere out there. like when you look at a photo of our earth you're in there somewhere #ocs #drawin this while kinda bored. which is smn i dont usually do ...#i feel liek i always gotta be inspired when i draw or else it'll come out looking awful #but. this turned out alright!!!#can't listen 2 that dismissive voice in my head #draw draw draw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#wish i could lore dump about mindy and august oouuuh #but gotta do more than that 2 make other people care about em #i need 2 capture the emotion their characters #anyways #the couch represents their relationship. it got all moldy from being where it shouldn't #they kept it outside bc they couldn't fit past the doorway of her house #and got weathered n yucky over time from being all exposed 2 tha elements and shit #basically begging to be thrown out bruh Skull emoji #she loves him but she's about to go hunt him down and kick his ass for being a huge wad #i think after this the sidh just spits the couch back up at her #all gross and burned and stuff but still in one piece #she gets really frustrated that she can't throw it out and just stews in a quiet rage for a few days #decides to just tie it to her house and set sail #maybe she even tries to patch it up piece by piece #or get it inside somehow later on. maybe she removes the doorway or something

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mae-dwrites · 3 months

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Tom and Jack are brothers - mainly DPxMLB (can be DPxDCxMLB)

It was clear from the moment Jack was born that he was Gina’s son, no one could doubt that overzealous nature, and while Tom didn't have the same level of entustatsum as his mother and brother it didn't mean he wasn't an excitable person either. Truly Roland had no idea how he didn't die living with them, the man didn't realize how much he was like them nor really saw how much Jack would go on to be like him in some ways.

One thing was for certain the boys loved their parents, the Fenton luck and sanguine as well as the Dupain passion and vigor were ever-present in the household growing up. Gina loved her boys very much, they were the only reason she stuck in one place for so long. However, she was able to convince Roland to take them all over the U.S. and Europe.

Jack went on to have a passion for inventing and ghosts, both of which Roland looked down upon but Gina was his biggest supporter followed by Tom. Tom ended up enjoying baking with his father. (Jack tended to forget a meal or two when he got too into his work. So it worked out.)

Jack would move out (taking his mother’s maiden name) and go to college in Wisconsin and meet Vlad and Maddie and fall in love and all that! Tom though opens a bakery a few years of baking for some personal events and such, and meets Sabine who moved to Paris to go to school, they fall in love and she takes business courses to help better run the bakery. Roland does his…thing and he never approved of Jack’s hobbies either, “that's not what job a family man takes on” or something, he of course doesn't try to contact him. He gets to be a grumpy old man in (guilty) peace.

Tom and Jack have never missed anything, they're best friends and each other’s biggest supporters. Best man, holiday’s, etc. So of course they make sure their kids have plenty of meetings despite being an ocean away. They couldn't have been happier that their kids were so close in age, which meant they wouldn't struggle to connect.

It was quick to be seen none of the kids showed signs of the Dupain shape, oh well maybe they’d still get the strength? Or perhaps the Fenton luck would just be much stronger. To say where the kids got their size from was an understatement, and to say very amusing to their wives and mother.

Marinette loved her cousins and didn't like how it was only every so often she got to see them. And her aunt and uncle were very cool, and reminded her of Nonna Gina. It was fun to see Uncle Jack lift her papa up, he was the only person she’d ever seen who could pick up her papa.

Jazz and Danny loved the Dupain-Chengs, they seemed to help level their parents out and they actually set aside their ghost obsession to just be a family. Not to mention they made the best food, going to their home was the best, you never got attacked by the food!

Jazz, Marinette, and Danny were as thick as thieves as their dads were, they were a unit. Which meant Marinette had called Jazz and Danny after she had taken the earrings off, and Danny had called Marinette to tell her about how he was dealing with his powers after dying.

And the next time the Fenton’s came to the Dupain-Cheng’s maybe Marinette and Danny hugged a little longer and a little tighter than usual, and Jazz spent her time glued to the younger girl’s side.

#jack and tom are brothers #danny and jazz are practically marinette’s siblings #dp x mlb #this could totally also be a dp x dc x mlb #danny and marinette totally comforted each other through their bb #blond bullies #jazz tries to help Marinette through her crush ptsd. especially after socquline goes and can't be there for her #jazz definitely went and threatened chloé and kim after that. NO ONE hurts her baby cousin #that's why chloé wasn't so hands on the next year of school. she was scared of it getting back to jazz #in my head it’s marinette was born between jazz and danny #which means danny dies the year following ladybug becoming a thing #i haven't seen a single jack and tom being related and that is a crime. like ITS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE!!!#gina dupain’s madian name is fenton #like the similarities between the dupain’s and the fenton’s make my brain go brrrrr #blue eyed dark haired child who ends up being a hero because it’s needed and have parents that don't really pay attention to them so #it makes it easier to be a hero and has a very clear crush and has an older but close-in-age figure who will kick ass for them #also danny and marinette like getting the greatest responsibilities in the universe (if you ghostking danny route)#also let all three of these scrawny kids the dupain strength!!#it would be so funny #dp x mlb prompt #dp x mlb crossover

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steelycunt · 1 year

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an um. snippet. from me. for the first time since. july :-)

#from a fic you likely will not see for at least. two months. but still <3 #reallt brave of me to snippet considering ive still got no plan from one scene to the next and have only written um. four scenes but. well #if you all bear witness to evidence of the wips existence then maybe it will help me commit to finishing it. :-)#this is also. this snippet is from the very first scene and it is not my favourite but the snippet i WANTED to share is simply too long so.#sorry about that. :-/ also im just talking now you don’t need to read these tags but it is so lovely being in remus’ head now im so used to #it it used to be so unnerving…but i live here now i love it…im also in a bit of a #loving sirius era atm so actually im enjoying writing about how pretty he is. (<- me after being visisted by three spirits on Christmas Eve)#special shout-out to hope lupin. kicking things off immediately with her funeral she is so killable and i really appreciate it.#tsahonip feels like a silly acronym so i think we’re sticking to shortening it to.#tsah #snippet #my fic #r/s #anyway. if it goes the way i want it to the whole fic is very. london and dreary flats and bars and mugs of tea and resentment + melancholy #you know. because ive never done that before have i. also the discography of the smiths so prepare for that on the playlist soz :-(

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sangfielle · 2 months

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i need to write a proper backstory for my pathfinder character beyond the basic stuff laid out before the campaign started and answer dm questions about her... and i need to make a character for the new 5e campaign i'm in... busy busy...

#the new character takes priority since pachy already has Some stuff laid out and the stuff that isn't there isn't immediately necessary #hmm. the things i had kicking around in my head for new characters don't work for this campaign.#the things i wanted to try - i want to take another go at a changeling bard since i spent a lot of time on one years ago and didn't get to #play her... since i ended up having to dm that campaign.#and then i want to take another crack at a kalashtar and make another tempest cleric #maybe not the same character this time. vash wasn't weak by any means but certainly she could have had a better match #for the extremely tanky thing that she was built and played as #kalashtar i feel like would also be served by a more bard-y or rogue-y class... maybe a trickery cleric as well?#but i'm wanting to play a campaign-specific subclass cleric so that's not the right choice #personal

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