okay so I am still thinking about the q!pissa kiss in prison and Phil and Missa getting jelly on behalf of the other (missa with agent 18 i’m pretty sure and phil gagging when missa hugged someone for I think an art class)
and so I give some q!Phil headcanons, since idk any for some jealous q!Missa
Phil absolutely LOVES to use his wings for Missa now that they can be out more. Rain? Wing. Cold? Wing. Wings solve everything (not rlly but they probably feel like they do for him)
So I think if q!Phil is feeling jelly bc of possible romantic affection given to q!Missa, he will wrap on of his wings, the one closest to Missa, around him, even snuggle into him if he feels like it who knows
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“ok but haven’t we all—“
no. no we haven’t. hooking up with the dude down the street who drinks a little too much and has a messy ex is not the same as flaunting a man who has admitted to perpetuating violent bigotry in almost every form to millions of people
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do you ever think about how darcy's perspective of the visit to rosings is just... a completely wild time.
so like. he and his favourite cousin goes to visit with his weird aunt, and ends up running into this hot girl, that he's really kinda increasingly into? she's staying in the area for a while with her bestie.
so like. he was expecting a boring social obligation visit & getting pressure into marrying his other, less favourite cousin.
instead, he watches the hot girl hold her own with his aunt in conversation. she banters with him over the pianoforte and they have a Moment™. he keeps going over to the house she's staying at, just to awkwardly chill there, even though he doesn't like the other people there. has a whole conversation with her about how she wouldn't mind living far away from family, as long as she could afford the travel. he extends his visit so he can keep seeing her.
when he runs into her on a walk, she makes a point of detailing the exact route she prefers to take while out walking, clearly encouraging him to join her, so he does. he has a really nice time on these walks, they spend a lot of time in companionable silence, but he manages to flirt a little by implying some stuff about the future & what their married life could be like, and they have some conversations about that.
and sure, she has some family baggage, but none of them are around so it's a lot easier to ignore, y'know?
so eventually he just can't take it anymore, and he shoots his shot. she clearly values honesty so he explains his scruples as well, but he thinks she's been dropping some favourable signals, so he's got a good chance, right?
and then not only she turns him down she ROASTS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. she insults him. she insults his honour as a gentleman. she flips the fuck out about... oh yeah crap the sister thing, turns out his cousin blabbed, and then I'M SORRY YOU SAID WHAT? ABOUT WICKHAM? THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING WICKHAM, MY FUCKING NEMESIS? HE FUCKING SAID WHAT ABOUT.... OH MY GOD. oh fuck. I've fucked up so badly I need to reevaluate my entire life & risk sending a letter to an unmarried woman who hates my guts, just so i can explain shit. fuck.
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Day 2 of Hero and Partner week! I was going to do a lil gardening scene for the Flower prompt but then I realised... there's not a single opposable thumb in this team...
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saw fans, trying to peacefully enjoy a silly little horror movie: ...
said movie: WELCOME BACK 😜 TO THE BATHROOM ‼️🚽 BITCH 😌🫶 OH BTW ‼️ 🤔🤔 YOUR FAVE BOY 🥹❓HE IS STILL VERY D E A D 💀💀💀 THOUGHT YOU'D LOVE 🥰 THE REMINDER 😉😘😜‼️✖️⭕
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FOR EPISODE 22!!!!
ok we ignore the fact that mumbo made his thumbnail + title abt the base . no its not bc i dont know how to draw buildings or smth. totally. no.
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people acting like twitter's new post count is gonna cause a mass exodus to tumblr.... this website's demographic has not changed in 865578 years and it sure as hell won't now. this is the site for people who were weird and unhappy in middle school. everyone on here has either been around since they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds or joined when they were weird unhappy 13-year-olds, left because they thought they were normal for a while, then came crawling back again when they realized deep down they were still weird unhappy 13-year-olds. what does this site possibly have to offer you if you grew up happy well-adjusted and unaware of homestuck
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sloppy drawing to add to the showtime pile <3
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If Solomon's soul was an animal it'd be a rat, if Barbatos' was an animal, it'd be a cat...
Rat Solomon and cat Barbatos
this explains a lot
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