#like of course im not Serious serious

[obihoe]

naruto people need to become a bit more creative w their dreams for the future at some point i think like it cant be that literally every child who wants to make something out of themselves only dreams of becoming hokage. how about being a weapons manufacturer. build huge fucking scythes and kunais and other cool ninja shit. become a teacher. a trainer for magical animals. something like that. like something thats actually cool sgsgsgs and there cannot be 50 hokage per generation anyway

#posts #naruto #i mean i guess it makes sense since youre raised to admire the hokage #so every child grows up thinking this is the highest goal u can reach #and its ur duty to protect ur people etc. these tags are becoming too serious for the silliness of this post sgsgsfs #but im watching the tsunade retrieval arc rn and she was thinking abt nawaki and dan and like both of them #Of Course they also dreamt abt becoming hokage lol. like both of them #and its treated as such an honourable goal like the characters with honorable aspirations are always connected to the hokage dream #how abt coming up with something new for once LOL #u know who had the correct goal? shikamaru #i dont like him so much but his plan for the future was literally just to be some guy who is chilling #a ninja who goes on missions and looks at the sky and just chills #THATS a good goal. lol

[caramelmochacrow]

happy birthday hikari!! she will ascend the stage of fate!!

(draft and full ver w karen's under the cut!)

im sure it was obvious when you saw it but yeah hikari and karen's drawings were done together. i didn't want both of them to be different when i soon drew hikari's so i did this.

#crow's scribbles #revue starlight #hikari kagura #not counting as hi.karen but like in the anime it's plain text. #of course i had to draw something for hikari im not evil. #first serious starlight art and i feel like i cant beat it lol #oh yeah the 'i'm' part in there was something i added because the grammar was annoying me lol #im so glad i can finally show the full version with karen like. i finally released a secret or something haha! #im still obsessed with this drawing even tho it's been months since i drew her. #these drawings are so messy but. like. i still love it. #im gonna. stop before i ramble but i hope you can see what im trying to do. yk. eyah.

[arsenicflame]

it is so funny to be reading my izzy takes from last year where i was trying to be all moderate and shit and like 'i know hes done a lot wrong but that doesn't mean i cant like him :( ' in comparison to my more recent takes where ive babygirled the hell out of him. thats my princess. he is perfect in every way and i think he should stab stede again, as a treat :)

#izzy haters will hate you for liking izzy either way so why not have fun with it! #i can; of course be serious about my opinions with him! i have a lot of serious opinions about what hes done and what i want to see #but its way more fun for me most the time just! being silly with him!! im gonna give him stupid shirta. im gonna cradle him bridal style #im gonna joke about him pegging jack im gonna give him a super pretty and rich boyfriend who shows stede up tenfold (sam my beloved) #i think he should have done worse!!!!!!! #as i said the other day. im not his lawyer im writing his biased character letters #nyxtalks #ofmd #izzy hands #israel hands

[dappersautismcreature]

at this point, analysing the qsmp had to come with an understanding of oppressive government and labor under it. i truly do not think you can look at the even surface level themes that the federation represents without political analysis. the qsmp wants to talk about these themes and ideas, and i am going to give it the serious response it deserves. it does not matter if its a silly goofy minecraft server, it is still media that reflects current political climates and I am going to have strong opinions about it :3

#this is not a post of anger #more like #a warning to my followers #im not gonna be this serious all the time of course #but istg if anyone tells me on my long analysis posts that im taking it too seriously i will combust #qsmp #qsmp analysis #qsmp federation

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[tchaikovskaya]

remember like 2015-2017ish tumblr where people would be like "xyz major here! [obscenely lengthy and condescending explanation of some shit relevant to their field of study]" and you'd go to their blog and they were 19

#you have taken 2 intro level courses please be serious #like deadass i remember some literal teenager being like 'im in premed studies heres my take on human biology'

[oceanwithouthermoon]

something something kuboyasu was never really held much even as a kid so he finds it shockingly relaxing to be with someone as strong as saiki who can carry him around like he weighs the same as an apple and spoil the hell out of him

running and jumping into kusuos arms for absolutely no reason and clinging to him like a monkey.. taking turns carrying each other to bed bridal/princess style.. getting waist hugs from behind despite kusuo being significantly smaller and being entirely covered by arens back (mf levitates just to rest his head on his shoulder, while aren can just stand up behind him and almost rest his chin on kusuos head☠️)..

#they both act like bratty girlfriends im so serious prove me wrong #kusuo in a 'i dont want to admit that i want u to spoil me' way #and aren in a 'i admittedly love when u spoil me but im still gonna tease u instead of asking. tease me back.' way #theyre still both gentlemenly though of course #especially kuboyasu #theyre just very silly and i love that for them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #saiki kusuo #kuboyasu aren #kubosai #meows post

[squeakadeeks]

if i had a dollar for every time a religious missionary knocked on my door to "spread the good news" while i was actively in an acute mental health crisis i'd have 2 dollars, which isnt a lot but also. how many times does this have to happen before they stop coming.

#technically ive actually had three but the ones where they come to my home feel more violating and embarrassing #heads up im going to talk about grim things but its so bananas that its hard not to talk about #2 years ago i had one come while i was Participating In An Activity One Does When You're Grappling With SI #and it was a very bad time and an overall terrible encounter #especially bc it was obvious at the time i was deeply unwell but of course they didnt want to actually address it #and today i had two come while i was having an active manic episode and looked DEEPLY insane and was in the middle of some bullshit #and both times as soon as i opened the door i can tell theyre like 'oh fuck' and realize that theres something serious going on #but at the same time. play stupid games win stupid prizes. #if someone is having a MH crisis they try to do it in a safe and private environment like their gotdamn house for a reason w/o strangers #and if you just show up unannounced to talk about Mormonism to a random persons house theres a good chance youre going to be- #interrupting something and that something isnt always good #i know door-to-door solicitors are '''normal''' but the whole thing really whacks me out and makes me feel kind of angry

[simcardiac-arrested]

compensation :-]

CAN ANYBODY HEAR ME

#YELLING AND SCREAMING AND COUGHING AND SHITTING MYSELF OVE RTHIS #OH MY GODDD #HEEELEP HELP MEEEEE #FUCKING HEEEEEEELPPPP HHHHEEELPP #RAT. RAT. YOU’D BE A RAT. RAT. I THINK YOU’D BE A RAT. I THINK I’D BE A WOLF. #KING OF THE JUNJLE- THE JUNJLE #AUEHGGHHHHH #RIPPING MY HAIR OUT #WHAT ARE YOU ODING TO ME #LORD PLEASE IM ONLY 9 I WAS JUST BORN I WAS JUST PUT ON THIS EARTH IM SERIOUS #AAAAOEUGGHHHH #OF COURSE IT GOES WITHOUT SAYING THAT I AM HOPELESSLY DEPENDENT ON THE INGOT . #pleaas. what. wgat. what di you mean compensation i have a Bomb strapped to my back #Like i’m actually so sick of you #writing tags isnt enough i need to liquify this drawing and inject it into my veins #I LOVE IT SO BAD SERIOUS ART FROM ONE OF MY FAV ARTISTS LIKE DAMNNN OK I GUESS IMMA JUST NEVER BE NORMAL AGAIN #A WAYBACK AND A SLINKY ARE AN ANIMAL THAT ARE SO CUTES #FUCK ME THEY ARE BOTH SO FRIENDSHAPED I CANT TAKE ITTTTT AND YOU DREW HIS HALO AHHH #HEEELP HELPP MEEEE SOMEBODYYY ANYBODYYYYYYYY ANYBODY HEEEEELP #cramswering #is for me tag #oc: no way back #oc: slinky #ultimate fav #NEEDED TO ADD ALL THE TAGS BEFORE I RAN OUT LIKE A MADMAN. AUEHGGHHHH MY GOD YKU DREW THEM BOTH SO WELL IM RIPPING MYSELF APART #LIKE THIS IS NOT OK. NOT OK. DO U HEAR ME ? U CANT DO THIS TO ME. IM JUST A LITTLE GUY SERIOUS #SERIOUSSS GET OUT OF MY HEAD #AHHHH EVEYRTIMR I CLOSE THE TAGS TO GO LOOK AT IT AGAIN IT’S LIKE I GET BRAINBLASTED WITH AUTISM #IM NEVER GOING ON TUMBLR AGAIN SIMCARDIAC-ARRESTED WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT THANKS EVERYONE #falls to the ground. starts digging the soil with my hands and then goes and lies there

[suffarustuffaru]

subaru: would you still love me if i was a worm

otto: yes. in fact id love you more if you were a worm. id take very good care of you and carry you around in my pocket and then you never ever would choose 50 million people over me again.

subaru: ……..gee thanks otto

otto: no problem natsuki-san 🥰

#rezero #otto suwen #natsuki subaru #im completely serious this is what would happen right. #ottosuba #subaru like dude i was asking as a joke and then you gave me a one million word essay on why you would love me more if i was a worm…. #(IM JOKING of course akdndn but i do think otto would answer that question like that.) #otto like listen natsuki san nothing would change id still be able to talk to you like always. #like theres the logistics and everything but. #at least you still have me natsuki san... hah....

[cupiidzbow]

bites my thumb I know I already talked abt nicknames they’d call me but I thought about it again and got sick to my stomach (good way ) 💔💔

#everyone should do this . it’s healing . #anyways i call banjo jojo or jo or jojo honey and it makes meeee sooooooo GRAGHGGH. #he likes my name . he wants to use it he like how it sounds when he says it I think….. #he saves pumpkin for more special occasions or when we’re one on one …. I think it sweet ….. #FUNKY ALWAUS USES THEM literally if he doesn’t sweet talk me he would drop dead . #sweetness or sweetcheeks … cutie pie…. baby cakes maybe …… he likes babe or baby for simplicity too…. #MAYBE PRECIOUS. drops dead #I KNOW SHIT IS SERIOUS WHEN HE USES MY ACTUAL NAME but that’s only when he’s worried abt my safety or smth serious happens yknow… #i Like using his name a lot but I love calling my guys honey or sweetie it’s so natural for me …… #TOM LOVES CALLING ME SWEETHEART…. or bell . what who said that . #idk he makes me sick. we’ve been married for so long maybe there’s a name that stuck since we were younger…. #I love calling him tom tom or thomas jokingly . honey of course . #i Like to think tommy’s full name is thomas. thomas jr (Tom’s not very creative ) #and Timmy is Timothy. #ID BE LIKE THOMAS ??? and they’d both look at me and I’m like oh wait. looking for my son not husband . #txt #idk im just spitting out words I’m sick in the head #🐻🍯🪕 #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊 #💰🦝🍃

[momonokopan]

5/5/2023

now that i think of it i always draw young hijikata for his birthday

#gintama #gintama fanart #銀魂 #my art tag now bish #gntm #gintama hijikata #hijikata toushirou #土方十四郎 #while im not the biggest toshi fan i love his backstory #theres a mingling sense of sadness to it thats different from gintoki’s (foil or not) #just like gintoki he cant bear to lose people he cares about but its developed earlier than gin’s #its just as fleeting but theres a current of gradual loss to it amidst the calm instead of the progressive looming threat that hangs over #gintoki’s predicament #it happens slowly and the world goes on its course uncaring and hes the one grasping at straws keeping control #also contributes to his overly serious demeanor as an adult too #the world is uncaring to him and prob thinks negatively of him in some way but he pushes on w ghosts on his back #this guy really has something going on but all it did was giving him the v-line bangs lmao #guardian spirit arc is so peak comedy in a lot of ways tbh

[wantbytaemin]

omg this is going to be so silly but it’s a diary entry you’ll understand bc if i told this to my friends irl they’d make fun of me forever and be like ‘YOU???? YOU are saying this?’

#anyway i’ve never gotten this feeling of being like kinda possessive over someone’s attention and it’s freaking me OUT in a big way #like . ME. i didn’t think i had the capacity to feel jealousy like that i mean ofc in other contexts yes but usually for my friends im #always like yesss i love that you all are getting along and getting more love in your life it’s ALWAYS always a good thing to me #and now im like. JDJSOOS this is gonna be so funny and unserious but im like . see something like this person having fun w someone else and #im like that post that says i hope the ceiling fan falls on y’all. LMAOOOO its like not very serious of course and VERY silly but ive never #usually felt like this over my friendships which is making me feel really odd and like maybe i should step away for a little bit #bc . what the Fuck? respectfully.

[natjennie]

like seriously whatever you do dont think about the captain and that story about someone calling into gay bars and not saying anything, just listening to queer people living and laughing and having fun. definitely don't think about the captain doing that. haha.

#both during his life and in death #i just looked it up and the 1930s british queer scene was beautiful like jazz age stuff #the idea of the captain just discretely privately calling into places he's heard rumored to be queer #just to listen to the saxophone over the static of the telephone and know that there were gay people living and loving somewhere #and then to think about him missing that EVEN MORE in death because now he cant LEAVE #he cant hear rumors from people he cant call in #imagine the favors he'd have to owe julian to dial a number and let cap listen to the receiver without knowing what it is #like of course julian wants to know and he pesters him. but when cap is Deadly Serious and scared and sad. #a face julian's never seen. he winds his jokes down and agrees to do it #making cap think it was his idea- 'a bit of charity for the old walrus then'- instead of a deep understanding and love #and since its been decades of course the number he calls isnt a gay club anymore. maybe it doesnt even connect #and it breaks his heart and it takes him another decade to gather intel and the nerve to ask julian again #but when he does he finally gets a place and the phone quality is INCREDIBLE he can hear so much #he can hear people and their upbeat music and their laughter and their love #and he cries #and if julian sees it and pretends not to then its so that he can have the blackmail later thank you for asking #anyway im making myself emotional #bbc ghosts #EDIT Becuase then when julian overhears he tries subtly to make the captain feel more comfortable #bc julian is an asshole but he's not homophobic i mean he fucks everyone #so he tries to pepper in more stories about men but that just makes cap uncomfortable #and hes frustrated bc he cant think of anything else to do other than flirt with him but thats a bad idea #but then he remembers that he went to bars and places and maybe he'll like that #so he 'accidentally' dials some clubs he knows were cool and leaves the phone off the receiver for cap to find #and cap just gives him a curt nod and a clearing of his throat and they Dont Talk about it but they Know

[thelien-art]

Orome for @silmarillionno and @skippo94

#tolkien #jrr tolkien #silmarillion #orome #silm art #digital art #my art #im very inspired by myth loki when i think about him and a bit odin too but thats more because odin had a cult and i think orome had one to #and then of course ullr too for the magic bones as a joke and more serious the whole hunting and archery #just think of orome as the kind of guy who likes to ski you cant unsee it when you see it #straight up ullrs wife is the godesse of skiing #XD #i love it so much #a little context for the magic bones ullr skis when hes hunting sometimes and he uses his bones in some versions as skis

[rainswings]

Skizz lovers you're all so sexy and cool and right but his comment section is small enough reading through is feasible let's not have a conversation about r34 in there where it'd be a him problem. Please have it here and tag me instead

#all in good heart of course cause i also enjoy these conversations #but let's let creators do their thing without having to hear about stuff #we make stuff like this opt IN not opt OUT #and secondarily hello i am opting in #skizzleman #yeah im maintagging this #because i dont want folks thinking thats a good idea #i get it. i understand. i also enjoy. please. lets not do this there #we keep stuff separated so content creators dont have to hear about the stuff we're up to. for the best #do you want the 2019 ship wars? because thats how you get 2019 ship wars #serious #secret life #i know its not a lot of folks but. yeah.