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bl00dw1tch · 1 year

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I posted 12,237 times in 2022

That's 3,423 more posts than 2021!

250 posts created (2%)

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#horse.txt - 128 posts

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#vent // - 22 posts

#six eared macaque - 9 posts

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#jttw - 7 posts

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#jackart - 6 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#this design was kinda thrown together randomly but im ngl. kinda digging it. i see you with that little ponytail sir i see you i see you 💅

My Top Posts in 2022:

If Empires s2 Mythical J. Sausage was a romance trope. He would be a purebred Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

Tell me this isn't some Grade A, Typical Sausage Behavior.

Tell me it's not. You can't.

21 notes - Posted November 29, 2022

I seriously cant stop thinking about the six eared macaque like this is a Problem. Just the whole PREMISE behind the character. Like on a basic literary device level hes just a glassic evil twin/doppleganger--he exists in the story of the Journey to the West to be a metaphor for all of SWK's worst traits and impulses--hes what SWK could be if he wasn't actually trying (at least a little bit) to be a good Buddhist on this taxing roadtrip to India with his companions. They are repeatedly described by the Buddhist concept "being of two minds" (one being baser/simple/the one youre Born with, and the other more. Conceptual and heightened but to a negative degree, i suppose? The translations im looking at rn are rather vague but thats ok i get the feeling its kinda meant to be), and SWK killing him can be interpreted as him finally surpassing as well as accepting those darker parts of himself, and melding his two minds into One. So like the SEM EXISTS to further SWK as a character, obviously.

BUT. HES ALSO GOT ALL THIS OTHER SHIT GOING ON THAT ISNT NECESSARY RELATED TO HIS CONNECTION TO SWK????

Like the fucking six ears! I feel like im going crazy im just repeating the same shit over and over but i seriously CANNOT get over the implications of how his powers of hearing are defined. LIKE

KNOWLEDGE OF PAST AND FUTURE? COMPREHENSION OF ALL THINGS??? AM I FUCKING MISSING SOMETHING HERE??????

The absolute fucking TRAGEDY of the sux eared macaque being set up with these INCREDIBLE powers and existing in name as a play on a very interesting phrase (“The dharma is not to be transmitted to the sixth ear [i.e., the third pair or person]” (fa bu zhuan liu er, 法不傳六耳)), ONLY TO THEN BE LIMITED TO EXISTING SOLELY FOR SWK'S BENEFIT. And the consequence of him trying to OWN this connection by taking SWK's title and completing the Journey on his own is. Being fucking murdered.

Literally rolling around and flailing violently on the floor. What the FUCK man.

24 notes - Posted November 9, 2022

I really need a name for this au. Anyway i nailed down their color schemes (flats and some character design-y thoughts notes below)

Aw man im really about to go in on this here, ok--ill stick to just design stuff and a bit of Their Deal^tm for now! ill explain the au in full some other day, with a more polished drawing.

Alright so. I am still doing research, its ongoing, but i think ive decided that, in this au, their relationship is something more akin to... in a past life they were the same, but for spiritual development reasons, the qi that made That person split, and went on to reincarnate as Them--narratively this is going to make them function like. Just normal Foils lmao--just with an added umph of it being somewhat literal for them, in the scope of their world, if that makes sense! I dont want to put myself in the box of calling them brothers, bc it just irritates me, but they are Not going to be romantically involved in this au either--SWK has enough trouble in his weirdly uneventful but still tumultuous love life as it is (👀 at Erlang and ZBJ), im not going to torment him by adding his evil clone to that list LMAO. Also LEMH aromantic as hell bc i said so.

Also their both trans thats very super important. Trans monkeys forever obviously

Anyway, So theyre still sort of "the same person", yet not, as they had still Never properly met (until Liu'er chapter)--their both incredibly similar and incredibly different, due to the imbalance of the energies within them and the actions they took for the majority of their lives. SWK is the yang, extroverted and bold and destructive and take-no-shit, while LEMH is the yin, (at least in this story) by being reclusive and a bit of a pushover for the longest time--the, erm.... Outburst, being the result of built up resentment and imbalance within himself spurning him to overcompensate for what he was lacking. It's kind of complicated and intricate and i like it that way if describing it is kind of rough Pfft--but anyway!

Point is, i wanted ALLLL that to be reflected in their designs by giving them plenty of Contrasting but Complimentary, and even sometimes juxtaposed details! The incorrect yin yang belt buckles/brooches are the most obvious one i think, next to the general warm vs. cold color palettes--then there's Liu'er being shirtless and with shorter hair, just to bring a sense of masculinity into his appearance, counterbalancing the fact that he's otherwise very feminine and in line with his Yin nature. Id say i made SWK's hair longer for the same kind of reason, but given that long hair isnt seen as inherently feminine, mileage can vary on that--if one reads it that way then yay, fun detail, and if not, then you still get to be looking as a SWK with long hair, and thats always a win in and of itself.

The red parts of their face are also matching--SWK's making up the over eye and LEMH's the under eye, to visually indicate the "this is the same person split in two" dealio. I also tried to make SWK appear a bit more Rounded and Soft, curving his cheek tuffs and little beard In a bit more (belying a gentler nature and other. Yknow, Round thoughts underneath his theatricality (contrasting with his yang-ish behavior), while LEMH's is sharp and feathered out (bringing to mind hostility and action and other Sharp thoughts, equally in contrast with his usually yin-ish nature).

They were initially going to both have the fillets on their heads, for reasons Like the ones above, but without a shirt Liu'er torso was feeling empty and i felt like he needed something to break up the grey of his fur--so, necklace. Hes bouta get choked tf out dont worry about it ❤

Uhhh thats all i can think of writing down right now, feel free to let me know if any of it is kind of Eh, constructive criticism and all that--if you saw any typos no you didnt, thank you for coming to my ted talk and have a groovy day

27 notes - Posted December 2, 2022

Thinking about au where Liu'er joins them on the journey to the west instead of being killed immediately..... something something swk denying himself and begging the Buddha to destroy SEM for him but obviously he wont because thats Him thats His vices personified its His responsibility so now. Hes being forced to confront his worst self on the daily in order to learn to accept and control it.

Something something swk turning to Tang with bags under his eyes after stopping SEM from doing something Awful and asking "was i really this difficult when we first started out?"

63 notes - Posted November 11, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I have so many fucking. Posts i want to redraw as Them. But for now all i have is. Zhu Bajie.

284 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

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themintplumbobcc · 3 years

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Really Random Legacy

Hi! I know this is a cc finds tumblr but I made this challenge today and I decided to show it. It is a five generation legacy but im willing to write five more gens. This challenge was inspired by the not so berry challenge but has nothing to do with berry sims! If you like this challenge let me know!

Really Random Legacy By TheMintPlumbob

Rules:

Have Normal Lifespan

You can use money cheats, except for gen 1

Can live wherever unless stated in rules

You can have pets, but there not required

You can adopt the heirs for the next generation

Gen 1:

You are a sim who has always loved writing. You want to be a bestselling author, but you are erratic so you get distracted. You try to cope with this by meditating and doing yoga. You have 2 children and try and spend as much time as you can with them, but also make a lot of time for your spouse, career, and hobbies. You don't have a lot of friends but you have your two besties that you’ve been friends with since you were a young adult.

Aspiration: Best Selling Author

Career: Writer ( Author Branch)

Traits: Erratic, Family Oriented, Bookworm

Complete Best Selling Author Aspiration and reach level 10 of writer career

Have two kids

Master the writing and wellness skill

Besides spouse and kids, only have two best friends

Gen 2:

You had very supportive parents who always told you to follow your dreams but you don't know what your dream is. You know you want kids so you try babysitting as a teen, but don’t really like it. Then as a young adult, you try being an athlete because you were always athletic, but it doesn't feel right. So as an adult, you finally find your passion as a secret agent. You have only one child by accident because you were always focused on work but you put all the effort you can into raising your child while trying to also be the life of the party.

Aspiration: Party Animal

Career: Babysitter, Athlete, Secret Agent

Traits: Non-Committal, Ambitious, Outgoing

Complete the party animal aspiration

Get to level 5 of the athlete career before quitting

Get to level 7 of the secret agent career

Only have one kid

Master the comedy skill

Never get married

Have at least one party a week

Gen 3:

You were only raised by one parent who was so busy that they never had time for you. You promised yourself that you would never raise your kids like that. In fact, you try and put everything into raising your kids. But as a teenager, you got into baking. You decide that you want to run a successful bakery and be a super parent. You have 4 kids and love them all equally. Even though you spend most of your time baking or with your kids, you still make time for your small friend group that have had since being a child.

Aspiration: Super Parent

Career: None just own a bakery

Traits: Foodie, Family Oriented, Neat

Complete the super parent aspiration

Run a successful bakery

Have 4 kids

Master the baking and parenting skills

Have four besties that you’ve had since you were a child

Gen 4:

You were raised by the best parents who accepted you no matter what. You spend a lot of time in your career as a tech guru that you don't think about love for a while, but you realize that your not interested in a relationship. You decide to adopt a baby and make them and your career your life. Even though your kid is your life, you still make time for your one best friend.

Aspiration: Computer Whiz

Career: Tech Guru

Traits: Geek, Slob, Unflirty

Complete the computer whiz aspiration and max the tech guru career

Adopt one kid

Always be single

Max programming and video gaming skills

Have one best friend

Gen 5:

You were adopted as a baby and raised by a single parent who taught you that you can do whatever you want. You love animals and decide that you will do anything to help them. You become a vet and have at least three animals in your life. You meet your spouse while working and you have three kids. Since you have animals and your spouse, you don't need real friends right?

Aspiration: Friend of the animals

Career: Have a vet clinic

Traits: Cat Lover, Dog Lover, Loner

Complete the friend of the animals aspiration

Run a successful vet clinic

Have at least three animals in your life

Meet your spouse at the vet

Have three kids

Gen 6:

Your parents taught you to love everyone equally and you end up loving your family just as much as space. You become a successful astronaut and get to space no matter what the cost. You find love in space but because your alien love can only survive on sixam and you can only survive on the sim earth, you never see each other after you get pregnant. To help keep yourself positive, you are really into fitness but you still end up quite sad your whole life.

Aspiration: Nerd Brain

Career: Astronaut

Traits: Geek, Active, Gloomy

Complete the nerd brain aspiration and get to level 10 of the astronaut career.

Max the logic and fitness skills.

Have only one kid

Go to sixam

Never get married

Gen 7:

You grew up with one parent and were always striving for more attention. You join a drama club as a kid and become a successful actor/actress. You became friends with a celebrity and ended up having a kid by accident, but raise your kid as friends. When the kid is born, you quit acting and become a social media influencer who is the dancing queen.

Aspiration: World Famous Celebrity

Traits: Self Absorbed, Materialistic, Dance Machine

Career: Actor/ Social Media Influencer

Complete the world famous celebrity aspiration

Be in the acting career but after you have your kid get to level 5 of the social media career.

Max the acting and dancing skills

Have only one kid.

Gen 8:

Your parents raised you as friends and were never in love but you end up being the biggest flirt. You have a type, but you can't figure out who it is. You don't get married and have kids until you are an adult but before then you focus on your career as a teacher. But when you have your kids, you make sure that you are the best parent you can be.

Aspiration: Soulmate

Traits: Romantic, Ambitious, Family-Oriented

Career: Education

Complete the Soulmate Aspiration and max the Education career in the professor branch.

Get married and have kids as an adult

Have at least two kids

Max the charisma skill

Gen 9:

You had the best parents who put all of their love into raising you. You were the A student of the class and dreamed of being a doctor since you were a child. And once you became a young adult that's what you did. But when you weren't in the hospital, you were knitting which is your passion during retirement and you want to become an incredible knitter. Your spouse can not have kids so you adopt two little rays of sunshine but besides your spouse you have 2 good friends and one friend.

Aspiration: Lady/Lord of the kints

Traits: Genius, Creative, Family-Oriented

Career: Doctor

Complete the lady/lord of the knits aspiration and max the doctor career.

Max the knitting skill.

Adopt 2 kids

Have two good friends and one regular friend

Gen 10:

Since your parents were super nerdy, they raised you as a nerd too. You weren't too social, but you had one best friend. You LOVED robotics and dreamed of being an engineer. You ended up falling for your best friend and you have one kid who is your everything and your career, of course. Even though you love your spouse, you are always insecure that they are cheating on you.

Aspiration: Computer Whiz

Traits: Geek, Loner, Jealous

Complete the computer whiz aspiration and max the engineer career

Max the robotics and programming skills

Have one best friend, who you end up marrying

Have one kid

So that's it! If anyone who does this is posting it on their simblr please tag me! If you want you can subscribe to me on my youtube channel which is TheMintPlumbob love everyone who has shared to me how much they like this legacy <3 @maxismatchccworld

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alternislatronemhq · 4 years

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Congrats, Rachie, you have been accepted to AL for the role of Alice Longbottom (FC: Willa Holland). Wow, Rachie, excellent job! Alice is in such an interesting place in life and has so much anxiety over the fact that it was her son who Voldemort went after. Any mother would just have such PTSD from that, and I could really feel her anxiety through your writing. You did an excellent job of getting into where her headspace would be in this verse, and I’m excited to see you play it out! Please send in your blog (no sideblogs for first characters, please) in the next 24 hours and be sure to take a look at our new player checklist. Welcome home, we’re so excited to have you join the family!

OOC

name — Rachie age — 28 pronouns — she/her timezone — GMT activity level —8/9. Im usually on every day for a few hours. I work in a hospital so super busy right now, but rping is a release for me, so I def ry to be on every day

IC Overview

name — Alice Longbottom age — 29 gender — Female sexuality — Hetrosexual patronus — White Rabbit boggart — Neville and Frank dying

IC In Depth

personality traits — at least two positive and two negative, explain

Loyal – Alice is immensely loyal, to those whom she feels deserve her loyalty. Blood ties mean little to Alice, especially considering the hatred she witnessed as she grew up. But for those whom she truly loves, she will be truly loyal to.

Hard-working – Alice is hard worker. In nearly every part of her life she has had to work hard. At school she had work hard to just pass her classes, and at work she always found that she was having to prove herself. She is determined to do well though, and so knows all this hard work is worth it.

Guilt-Ridden – Alice has a bad habit of always feeling guilt. She double and triple checks her decisions to make sure she is doing the right thing, but most of the time later on she feels guilty about the decisions she makes. This trait tends to not be that visible, but it’s because Alice can put a front on. Those who she allows to get close might see this level of her personality, but it is mostly only Frank that she confides in about the guilty she feels, especially around how her decisions put him and their child at risk.

Impulsive – Alice can be pretty impulsive, and sometimes jumps into things without really thinking them through. This is a trait that has kind of mellowed a little since she had Neville, but she has previously been known to jump into things without necessarily thinking them through. This was very evident in her career, where she would want to do every task, and catch every bad guy.

character biography — doesn’t have to be overly long, just give us the important moments in the character’s life

Alice Longbottom (neé Rosier) was born into the world of the pureblood elite. She’s cousin to the famous Black sisters, but they couldn’t be any different. Where as most of her blood relations were focused upon blood status Alice was never really bothered by it, and didn’t really understand why they were so focused upon it.

Looking back she can see that she really didn’t fit in well with her family.

When she went to Hogwarts she was sorted into Gryffindor. This was a shock to the family, and was just the start of her separation from her family. By the time she left Hogwarts she wasn’t speaking to them anymore. She had a good group of friends, that they didn’t really approve of. The thing was, she preferred her friends to her family.

She’d known since fourth year that she had wanted to be an auror. Alice had had to work for it. She wasn’t really academically gifted, and had to fight to get the grades. But she was determined.

She made the auror program the year she graduated Hogwarts, and was one of the brightest and talented aurors her age. She still struggled with the academic side, but she worked hard to prove herself.

Frank was there alongside her for as long as she can remember. She can’t quite put the finger on when they went from friends to lovers, but she couldn’t imagine life without him. (purposely left this kinda vague so can plot and headcanon with whoever plays Frank)

The war terrified her, even though she was trained for it. Her “betrayal” of her family always played on her mind, and she was always worried that that put a target on their back. The prophecy just made things worse

She was so glad, and so grateful that they managed to make it through the war, even though she still feels immensely guilty that Frank lost his mom. Alice doesn’t think she can ever forgive herself for that because she still truly believes that it was her past choices that put such a big target on their back

After the war Alice left the auror office. She wanted to be with Neville more, and with less dark wizards and witches, there wasn’t the need for her. She is still struggling to find her place in this new world.

plot ideas — either for the broader group plot or for your specific character

Potentially coming back to being an auror if the dark lord did return. Alice would really want to protect her family, and so would feel that she needed to do that by being an auror. Or at least being more active in the Order. She would want to do something

Some sort of drama with Frank, probably based around him not seeing things as clearly as she does. She’s super stressed and worried about the dark lord coming back, so them maybe arguing / struggling with that.

Alice trying to find her part in the “new” world. She kind feels that the order and auror office don’t really need her anymore, but doesn’t quite know where she belongs. She doesn’t just want to be a mother, but is struggling to find her place

Something related to her Rosier / black connections?

Looking into her guilt around being the cause of why her family were targeted by the dark lord

extra — not mandatory, but feel free to include anything else such as headcanons, mockblog, pinterest board, moodboards, etc.

Headcanon;

Alice feels that her past decisions, and her choices to leave the elite pureblood behind were one of the reasons why her family were targeted, and nearly killed during the wizarding world. She feels very guilty about Frank’s moms death, and blames herself. She wonders if Augusta might still be alive if she hadn’t made those choices during her teenage years.

#al:accepted #alice longbottom

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dcusrclicta · 5 years

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Character Bios

Parenthesis means they have a Harry Potter AU verse

Name: Severus Tobias Snape Year: Cute. House: Slytherin Blood Status: Befouler Antichrist Eye colour: Cobalt nowadays Age: Old enough to say no. Birthdate: 1/9 Height: 6′7 Patronus: Horned Viper Description: I still hate my job. I still hate people. I’m just immortal now. Please leave my office & don’t touch anything on your way out.

Name: Brittnay Matthews Year: College Junior (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: Human (Pureblood) Eye colour: Blue Age: 21 Birthdate: 6/15 Height: 5′5 (Patronus: Pitbull) Description: Cross me & I’ll hurt you. Otherwise I’m Brittnay Matthews you’re new best friend. People think I’m arrogant but in reality they’re angry I’m better than them. I used to go to Overland Park high school. I’m glad I don’t anymore.

Name: Rhaegar Daeron Targaryen (Year: Graduated/Verse Dependant) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: ??? Eye colour: Violet Age: 34 Nameday: All I remember was being born in the high summer Height: 7’1 (Patronus: Hungarian Horntail) Description: I’m believed to be dead. Walking about when one is believed to be dead is actually quite boring no matter how much it may benefit the Realm. I do admit I made. Many mistakes however in my defence not all prophecies are interpreted in a straight forward manner. I did better than any of you would have in the situation so save your criticism for until you watch a man identical to you get his chest caved in by a war hammer.

Name: Lilith “Lily” Sophie Evans Year: Graduated/Verse Dependant House: Slytherin Blood Status: Demon/Witch Eye colour: Green/Blue/ Sometimes they go crimson. Age: Doesn’t matter. I won’t die. Birthdate: 1/30 Height: 5’3 Patronus: Bold of you to assume I have one Description: My sister was right. I’m a freak. Even my parents saw something... Wrong in me when I was younger. They tried to pretend I was fine. ”Just a few odd occurrences here & there.” Until an older boy who couldn’t keep his hands to himself suddenly found that a hand could very easily be turned inside out. In the long run it was a good result. They found quite a bit of child pornography in his little hovel of a bedroom. My parents knew I did it but couldn’t quite figure out how until the Hogwarts letter came. They were both horrified & relieved. But to make a long story short. Once I met Severus Snape & we put our interest in the Dark Arts together... I got WORSE. & it felt good. I became addicted to the draw of dark magic, occult magic in particular & now Tom Riddle wants me to tell him what I said to Lucifer to get this new body. I might tell him if he begs in the right tone.

Name: Brahms Hillshire Blood Status: Half-demon Eye colour: Green Age: 16 Birthdate: Don’t care Height: 5′11 Description: I’m a child serial killer. I want to play around in your innards. & blood. I want to play around in your blood too.

Name: “Andrew” Antisepticeye McLoughlin Blood Status: Computer Virus Entity/Demon Eye colour: Lime Green Age: 29 (Existing for 3) Birthdate: 10/10 Height: N/A Description: It’s better if ya dun run. It’ll just drag et out. Plus sometimes ya lot chip my knife on one of yer stupid bones. & I dun really li’e runnin much ta be honest.

Name: Chase Brody Blood Status: Human Eye colour: Blue Age: 29 Birthdate: 4/11 Height: 5′10 Description: Hey bros! I’m Chase! Uh, some of ya already know tha! Anti brought me here! He said it’d be fun an’ I trus’ ‘im! I swear ‘e’s actually always been kinda nice ta me! Besides the ‘ole threatenin’ the kids thin’ but we’re frien’s now! He says he’ll teach me how ta shoot a real gun someday!

Name: Brian Griffin Blood Status: Dog(?) Eye colour: Green Age: ??? Birthdate: ??? Height: 6′4 Description: I used to be an alcoholic dog. Now I’m an alcoholic. Not much to say after something like that happens. I’m really confused to be frank. Maybe now I can actually get someone to take me seriously & publish my book.

Name: Carlos De Vil (Year: Sixth) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: Half-demon/ Sorcerer Eye colour: Blue Age: 16 Birthdate: 3/20 Height: 5′7 (Patronus: Red Fox) Description: Hi, I’m Carlos & life is pain, only valid things in this world are only science & Evie Grimhilde, bye. Gemini De Vil is my midget brother who I love. Devil De Vil is my crazy ass dad. My mom is dead, thanks for asking.

Name: Danny Flint Blood Status: Shade Eye colour: Grey Age: Old Nameday: ? Height: 5′4 Description: Being dead was less droll.

Name: Eileen Tabitha Prince Snape Year: Graduated House: Slytherin Blood Status: Pureblood Poltergeist Eye colour: Black Age: Well. I died at 35 so let’s go with that Birthdate: 12/18 Height: 6’11 (Used to be 6'6 but I had this weird growth spurt two days before I died.) Patronus: Didn’t have one apparently

Description: … I really don’t have anything to say to you. I died, I decided I wanted to come back. Er. Awkwardly enough the old castle I was haunting is now inhabited by my son and his family. They’re all really bloody loud. No wonder the rest of the ghosts make so much noise back. And no. I have not introduced myself to any of them. I mean. Sometimes I talk to ‘em but I’ve never gotten an answer. Plus unlike most of the floating assholes here I’d much rather keep to myself, thank you.

Name: Griffin “Finn” Merterns Blood Status: Human(?) Eye colour: Blue Age: 19 Birthdate: 3/14 Height: 6′3 Description: Hey bros! I’m Finn, a radical kid that makes it his business to help people out and kickin’ monster tail! Mostly when I’m not doin’ that I’m chillin’ it up with my bro Jake in the tree house so as long as you’re not some wacko monster that wants to eat up my face you can swing by and we can fire up BMO or something.

Name: Henry Harry Jameson Hook (Year: Slytherin) (House: Seventh) Blood Status: Half-demon/Sorcerer Eye colour: Blue Age: 17 Birthdate: 10/23 Height: 6′2 (Patronus: Savannah cat) Description: All it takes is one wrong look & I’ll EVISCERATE ya... Taken by Uma daughter of Ursula. Ya want me? Ya have ta ask her permission & pray she likes ya & is in a SHARIN’ mood. Jamie Hook is me mum an’ she taugh’ me all I know about bein’ scary. Me da??? He’s a dumbass.

Name: Karl Vreski (Year: Graduated) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: Human (Pureblood) Eye colour: Blue Age: 19 (Typically) Birthdate: 10/25 Height: 6′1 (Patronus: Jackal)

Description: I’m Karl. Lacrosse. Tacos. Boxing. American football. Whatever activity that involves either Hans Gruber or hitting something? I like it. Tony’s alright. Good brother at least. Not at all annoying like the normal younger sibling M.O. Far nicer than me. I’ll likely end up being a lawyer same as my father. Boring but Hans and I are already working at the damn firm so it’s an easy job. I’m sure Hans’ll come up with a more fun idea. He always does.

Name: Tony Vreski (House: Hufflepuff) (Year: Seventh) Blood Status: Poltergeist (Pureblood) Eye colour: Blue Age: 17 (Typically) Birthdate: 9/3 Height: 5′10 (Patronus: Rooster)

Description: I’m Tony… I uh. I play some football. Real football not American. I’m Karl’s younger brother and… To be honest Hans scares me a little bit even if we’re all like brothers… Uh more often than not I just go along with their crazy plans because. Well because my brother says it’ll be fun. And. It usually is. Even if some of it’s a little illegal.

Name: Loki Friggason (Year: Graduated) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: God of Mischief & Chaos Eye colour: Green Age: Don’t be rude. Birthdate: Mind your business Height: 6′0 (Patronus: Corn snake) Description: I am Loki of Asgard. & I’m so fucking tired of all the gards.

Name: Beverly Marsh Blood Status: Human Eye colour: Green Age: 14 Birthdate: 8/26 Height: 5′3

Description: I’m Bev. Looked into that stupid clown’s deadlights & lived. I’ll be a loser to the end & I’m honestly real proud of that. Losers have no where to go but up, after all.

Name: Marceline Abadeer Blood Status: Vampire Demon Eye colour: Green Age: 1003, Approximately Birthdate: Unknown Height: 5′9 (Various) Description: Marceline the Vampire Queen, dude. Sure you’ve heard of me before so I wouldn’t be surprised to see you shaking in your boots right about now. Been traveling and terrorising the Land of Ooo for a while now though it’s nothing too irreversible. Mostly I’m just a radical dame that likes to play games as a very special someone once said about me.

Name: Nathan Clarke (Year: I died in seventh) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: (Verse dependent) Poltergeist (Half-blood) Eye colour: Blue Age: 17 Birthdate: 8/13 Height: 6′2 (Patronus: Some squiggly thing I dunno) Description: Hi I’m Nathan & I wanna die... Haha gottem!

Name: Richmond Richie Wentworth Tozier Blood Status: Human Eye colour: Caribbean Green Age: 14 Birthdate: 8/10 Height: 5′10 Description: I’m only afraid of werewolves & girls with eyes that are hard to not get lost in.

Name: Robyn Black Robin Blood Status: Poltergeist Eye colour: Hazel Age: Hm Nameday: Some far off winter Height: 6′5 Description: “The Gods above all knew his crimes The lord read off his lists The Gods above all knew his crimes The men's hands balled to fists His legs they kicked, they jerked, then slowed The crowd not once did cheer His legs they slowed, then finally stopped The crowd not once did jeer”

Name: Sadie O’Connell Blood Status: ??? Eye colour: Blue Age: 19 Birthdate: I don’t remember Height: 5′6 Description: I tried to kill myself over a boy who didn’t love me back. Someone brought me back & now here I am, I guess.

Name: Scorpio Felix Sepelio Tobias Exodus Snape Blood Status: Vampire Eye colour: One is jade one is cobalt and they swap sides frequently Age: 91 Died at 36 and it’s been a while. You do the math, mate. Birthdate: 11/10 Height: 5’3

Description: Surprise bitches. I bet you all thought I was dead…In a matter of speaking that’s still accurate. The greasy little snot did indeed best me when I was human. I respect that victory &even though I miss them.. My children don’t need me. I wasn’t good to them when they did. I doubt they’re aware I came back and I’ll keep it that way for all our sakes. There’s no point in asking me how exactly I returned to life. I don’t know and I don’t particularly care. Maybe Hell just can’t handle me yet.

Name: Thomas Marvolo Riddle Year: Graduated House: Slytherin Blood Status: Demon Fledging Eye colour: Blue Age: Rude. Birthdate: 12/31 Height: 6′4 Patronus: Hmmm, my little secret. Description: Join my cult. Satanism is actually very beneficial if you’re respectful. No. You don’t have to slit your wrist to join... Please. Stop slitting your wrists to join.

Name: King Aerys Targaryen Second of His Name King of the Andals & the First Men Lord of the Seven Kingdoms & Protector of the Realm (Year: Graduated) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: Human Mine is the blood of Old Valyria (Pureblood) Eye colour: Violet Age: Hm. Nameday: High summer. Height: 6′8 (Patronus: Gila Monster) Description: Burn them all.

Name: Ser Jaime Lannister (Year: Graduated) (House: Hufflepuff) Blood Status: Shade (Pureblood) Eye colour: Green Age: I’m dead. Sorry. Nameday: Does it matter? Height: 5′6 (Patronus: Munchkin Cat) Description: I stayed loyal to the Targaryens & they won. But I died when Robert Baratheon caved in Rhaegar’s chest... At least I got to watch him die for it.

Name: Daenerys Visenya Targaryen (Year: Fifth) (House: Slytherin) Blood Status: ??? (Pureblood) Eye colour: Violet Age: 15 Nameday: During a violent storm Height: 4′9 (Patronus: Blue-tongued Skink) Description: My family’s way is fire & blood... But my heart sings a softer song... & I don’t know which way is right.

#x: Words From His Mouth (Headcanon)#x: Well Then Write! (Character Bio)#c: All #((AHHHHHHH I FINISHED THEM))

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commodorecliche · 6 years

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tags & mini playlist

I was tagged by the beautiful @glaspaladin - you are amazing, thank you for the tag!

How tall are you? 5′ 2″ (157.5 cm)

What colour are your eyes? dark brown. Kinda boring :(

Do you wear contacts and/or glasses? nope, 20/20 baby! (One of my eyes is actually better than 20/20)

What is your fashion style? i literally don’t know. i guess kind of... formal punk? i like black a lot, i like tears in my jeans and shorts, i like grungy boots. but i also like flip flops and heels. so yeah, idk wtf.

When were you born? July 28

How old are you? 28

Do you have any siblings? nah, only child.

What school/college do you go to? that’s a little personal lmao - i’ll just say i went to small, somewhat prestigious southern college.

What kind of student are you? good grades, but not perfect grades. unfortunately, i’m a procrastinator. i did best with presentations and reports - because i like to write and i like to talk. i always tried to engage myself in class, just because talking through things helped me retain them.

What are your favourite subjects? Neuroscience and English

What are your favourite movies? how could you even ask me this. oh lord. okay. The Thing, Alien, Aliens, The Nice Guys, As Above So Below, Autopsy of Jane Doe, Evil Dead (all of them), Clue, The Others, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hot Fuzz, i literally could on for days, do you really want that??

What are your favourite pastimes? rowing, writing, reading, drawing, making bracelets, kayaking, idk i’m sure there’s other stuff too

Do you have any regrets? yes. mostly i regret the dips in my creativity. i go through spells where i have trouble creating, and i’m kind of in one now. i always come out of them, but i still always feel horrible about them. i try not to, because we can’t live by our regrets, but still.

What is your dream job? i’m kind of already living it. i work in neurophysiology. but i would love be a professional author some day too.

Would you like to get married? i’m actually getting married iiiiiiin 18 days, holy SHIT 18 fucking DAYS. i’m very excited, though. i’ve been with my man for about 8 years now, and i love him more each day. no one else i could see myself marrying. plus i’m pretty excited for the honeymoon.

Do you want kids? How many? nooooo thank you

How many countries have you visited? i’ve been to Mexico, Jamaica, Hungary, The Bahamas, and the Cayman Islands. i also stopped over in Germany on the way to Hungary, but i don’t think that counts. and i guess you could count the US, ya know, since i live here?

What was your scariest dream? i don’t usually hang onto my dreams, but there is one dream i had when i was a kid that i don’t think i’ll ever forget. i dreamt i was at school, and our principal made us stay WAY late after class, like till around 11 pm at night. and i was walking home alone, and there were all these groups of people in black hoods standing around bonfires along my walk. and one person from one of the fires started following me, he had a scythe in his head (very grim reaper), and began to chase me. i ran and ran from him, but he always caught up, and he’d get close enough to me that he would swing the scythe. i always woke up RIGHT when it hit my neck. i had that dream a lot as a kid. haven’t had it in YEARS, but i don’t think i’ll ever forget it.

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other? yup, a fiance and soon to be hubby!

Put your playlist on shuffle and without skipping list the first 15 songs:

1. Moondust - Jaymes Young 2. Street Spirit (Fade Out) - Radiohead 3. Black Sheep - Gin Wigmore 4. Life Itself - Glass Animals 5. Skyhunter - Dethklok 6. Cirice - Ghost BC 7. Rox in the Box - The Decemberists 8. Itoshisa Wa - Dir En Grey 9. Fields of Gold - Sting 10. Good Intentions - Paper Route 11. Woman - Emmit Fenn 12. Concerto for Two Violins in D Minor - Johann Sebastian Bach (this is hands down one of my favorite classical pieces) 13. Sanctified - Nine Inch Nails 14. Ole Black n’ Blue Eyes - The Fratellis 15. The Bachelor and the Bride - The Decemberists

and idk how many i’m supposed to tag buuuuuttttt: @pilindiel @celestialriptide @cobrilee @funnypoeple @firegrilled @im-all-in-shiro @shklancebeefsandwich @rhetoricfemme @vanquisherofsnails @thetruebadboisupreme @copilotsheith @thequeerkhaleesi @vvitch--please and idk, whoever else wants to do it!

if i didn’t tag you, for real, feel free to do it and to tag me in it. i love to learn stuff about you guys, and love to see your music taste. and as usual, if i tagged you and you don’t want to do it, you absolutely don’t have to!

#taggy tags #about me #commodore radio #tagging it that cause of the playlist

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fmdxjerome · 6 years

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hello people from old and new! naomi is back in action with her son jerome. i’ve been stuck in my sisters house for the last weeks of my absence because she went on vacation and i had to take care of a sick rabbit who peed everywhere. i might have a disease now at the amount he bit me but what can you do. im joking. you might ask “but naomi doesnt your sister have wifi” yes she do but i’m an anxious wreck so spending my days on a first floor apartment with my sister on the other side of the world w an infected foot had me fucke d upppp boiii but now i’m back in my own home and my sister + her boyfriend are safely home!! foot all fine!! and everyone is calm again!! so!! i can return with a good heart. i’ll be sliding in the dms of the people who bear emoticon’ed me 600 years ago and bc i suck w introducing myself to new people i’ll just hi!!!!! i think when i wake up i’m gonna do a “bio reading” marathon as i write bc i need to appreciate. also shit i need more threads wow i suck might see me replying to some open starters and def need to get back to plotting bc there are some people i’ve been dying to thread with ;^;

its like 6am now so i might b heading 2 bed now but under the cut there will be a reintroduction to jerome (one i promised in januari i believe) as im rewriting his bio (no major things change really its just minor things nd its time for an upgrade) so yes! hello (ims will come tomorrow as well ;3;)

also fact. mullet daddy jaebum is jerome rn dont drag him dont @ him its gone before you know it. probs after idolized its a look tho wow i love- a chic farmer (... the short bangs are tragic tho jerome honey i kno u liked them on wren but ur not wren. jerome: but i- me: no. this this not this jerome: :( ok fine me: fuego

anyway before i pass out here is reintroduction. the triggers are; adoption, racism themes??? like yeah ok!! apologize if this is shit. hope everyone is having a good day though you all are great!

Jerome Gauthier aka Yuddy

-Anti idol

-Has an okay reputation but that’s because he’s smart about things.

-BC eyeing him tho *eyes fake friends with good reputation for him to hang out with* (hmu for fake friend plots. funny the person w the best rep of all actually likes jerome. bless jisoos christ. guess that praying on knees worked out in the end huh jerome. /dont/ sainthood is waiting)

-Talented™. (ask him to write songs for you) (Actually have a few songs in my library i want him to write but not sing so *eyes*)

-Passionate as fuck don’t mess with him in the studio (passionate all over tbh)

-Adopted and in search of his bloodlines

-Hoe but not really

-Actually, scrap that. Nicknames him JerHOEme

-Is actually lovely

-But acts like a shit

-Slips up and is soft to people sometimes before being a complete and utter asshole the next second

-bc soft jerome whOMST i only know deMON

-Suave Fuckboy who’s nonchalant about everything

-French™

-Will call you baby at some point in your life

-Signature smirk

-Egotistic???? Narcissistic??? a lil bit don’t stroke his ego

-Secretive™. not much info on his time in france

-Secretly a dad without children (except for his actual biological son insoo aka chorizo sausage who he goes to play ball with- i mean work on songs in the studio. seriously catch him picking up his son from soccer practice i mean shit no i mean- ok insoo is really his son dont fight me on this.)

-And also has a daughter an Oriental shorthair cat called Edith who he is so soft with he kicks out girls to cuddle with her. (one meow and he’s home)

- we support WISH hating jerome in this household. please people who have girls in WISH dont let them like him (or be a rebel and go against the mothers wishes but you’ve been warned)

-Dont let him get in your pants too like ask wren you dont want that (or i mean with the list of kinks i peeped maybe idk who am i to say what your muse wants or does not want idk im just protecting people from satan)

-Unlikely he’ll get in any pants now anyway tho bc he a proud shopper at papa juliens pizza and y’all some other brand type ish domino lookin asses NAH *throws hands up* rome’s in the house (no but guys. this is his soulmate THIS IS HIM. dISgUStiNG- )

-In 2016 interview took him out of context and it looks like he hates all idol rappers but is not true. He just doesn’t like companies making rap out to be like this thing you can do if you’re pretty and you can’t sing and he doesn’t like it when said pretty idols know nothing of it. he gets the grind but will side eye (benjy nd jerome already have a rivalry bc of this shit thank u interviewer)

-Dating scandals?? EHH. He almost had one with a Japanese model called Momo in the beginning of his career but BC did well of spinning them as friends and he legit had one with his ex last october which?????????? shit she touched his *spoiler* and it was *spoiler* . BC about to ban him from fashion shows damn. yoonah and him have to go to paris fashion week quick

-BC has yet to force him into a relationship tho. but damn he gonna be angry when that ever happens yoo.

-Studied to become a cinematographer. Now is annoying as fuck during recording MV’s bc he butts into everything (BUT thats why his his mvs so AESTHETIC. eye for beauty bois)

-Holler at ya boi if you want a nice mv he’s involved like that

-Also to the girls who have been in an MV with Jerome.. know he probably flirted with you between takes bc during he’s grade a professionalism but he still a ho

-Actual catlady no questions asked (he feeds stray cats and gets cut up by edith when she smells other cats on him rip)

-Actual wife material no questions asked (to quote the great Halit Yilmaz during that time Jerome stood in the kitchen for hours making baklava and other Turkish treats for Halit’s Eid al-Fitr: “Shit, Jerome if you were a girl i’d marry you in a heartbeat.” and its true. we would ALL marry jerome. who says no is lying. )

-Smooth™

-Ok the ego thing btw its weird its an act but hes weird about it dont ask

idk what else to write ok short rundown of his bio as again i’m writing a new one and i cringe every time i look at my old one. im probs forgetting a lot but EYO ITS 6AM WHO CARES

CHILDHOOD age 0 to 10

-Born to a single mom who got fucked over by a smash nd dash dad. (we side eye Ok Chanwook in this household.)

-Moms family discouraged her from taking care of him herself so putting up for adoption it is.

-Very emotional not ok mom boram cry a lot pls. (got v angry too like boi if she ever sees chanwook again he can change his name to no dick larry)

-Adopted by a French couple called Lucas and Daphné (previously named Annelies). pretty kool peeps

-JK racist assholes who fetishize jerome a lot. PLEASE. the yellow fever runs deep. take him away from them,

-Raised in a small town in France and knew 0 Asians growing up. so thats nice

-Loves his adoptive grandpa to death tho (who’s he named after u3u)

-Actually hates the rest lol

-Ok uncle Rémy pretty cool bc he laughs at teen!Jerome shit talking his parents and aunt Camille. She a sweety ;3; a bit odd but a sweety #stanauntCamille

-Basically the people on the Gauthier side and born from Jerome and Clemintine are ok, the rest is shit (except for his dad Lucas. He a Gauthier but he shit)

-Junior/Senior relationship w granpda ;3; “Pépé!!” “Junior!!” *tiny jerome swings around grandpa’s neck* LOVE

-Grandma passed when he was 9. (he loved her very much and would always show her his drawings on her bed ;-;)

-Hard time adjusting at first when he was a tiny toddler. had a lisp talking french. ;3; baby rome

-young jerome had a bad case of the abandonment issues he literally held onto his dads leg for like 30 minutes before the teacher finally peeled him away from him. my smol boi

-Elephants. remember this. is important. /sob

-TLDR; biological mom didnt want to loose him. adoptive parents and dad are fucks. grandpa is kool. jerome had a good childhood until he didnt. thank u ignorance

TEEN YEARS age 10 to 20

-middle school very nice

-j FUCKING KKKKK EMO JEROME INBOUNDDDD

-kids are mean. teens are mean. young!jerome v lonely

-honestly he had no friends. except for like maybe this one kid on his sport called mattheo but he kinda a weeb so uhhhh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

-the time comes that he feels uncomfortable with everything korean. he already learned korean along side french and english when he was growing up but now distances himself from further learning. he clings to french culture a lot and even to this day he refers to himself as french and european, and rarely refers to himself as korean or asian.

-feels disconnected from both though. its like.. his parents took his korean culture away from him by using it for their own amusement. it was not his to have basically. and french- a lot of people around him give the vibe he’s not “allowed” to call himself fully french. they see him as korean, korean-french but never just french. he feels very misunderstood. lack of identity and just not fitting in

-around this time (or earlier i’m musing still) his cousin Antonin (moms side) kind of fell out on him. like. wow. not good. fucked jerome up a lil. (issues intensify)

-inferiority complex inbound/ is he ok? no he isnt. he starts writing to get his emotions out.

-Blessed Freddy rolled in teen jerome’s life like: guess we need to do history homework together jerome: aren’t you gonna make a ‘do my homework bc you’re asian’ joke freddy: why would i jerome:

-they bond over music, freddy is the one who gets him serious about getting into it (we thank our lord freddy for this gift of life we call singer/songwriter jerome. pray to freddy 10 times a day *srry jisoos christ but ur out*)

-literally young jerome would be a great soundcloud artist in this day and age. he was like joji meets rei brown with more of an rnb tinge. he liked ambient because it calmed him.

-in his old bio thats still up bc im a slow writer his old name was some dumb shit like l.only DUMB its romeles now (get it.. jeROME LESlie gauthier. im smart)

-OK IM GONNA GO QUICKER NOW

-eMO FOR A LONG TIME BC OF LONELINESS AND OTHERING FREDDY IS HIS BEACON OF HOPE WE LOVE FREDDY IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!!!!!!!

-had a big ass fall out with his parents when he was around 15? was like “UHHH FUCK Y’ALL” and moved in with his grandpa (he was very disrespectful like damn boy but you know what. i support)

-best decision of his life because grandpa v lonely after his wife died and Jerome^2 is… so soft.

-Jerome dancing/singing to old tunes and being engrossed with old movies

-Learning how to cook ;3;

-I mean bc his middle and highschool were in Laval he spend a lot of his time w his grandpa already so he already had a bed and ;-; #jerome^2

-Halit rolls into his life. Braces, huge smile, lil prepubescent stash ohmygod. My child.

-BLANC is born. Freddy/Jerome/Halit’s musical trio. Stan the Three Musketeers

-Found his first best friend and a purpose in Freddy. Found a home in Halit. (sob)

-Finds solace in rnb and hiphop. People start noticing him because of it. Writes songs and performs them in café’s. Found his niche. 15 to 19 where his “best” years

-THE BIG MOVE. After a concerned halit mom, a proud freddy mom and a “WHAT THE FUCK JEROME NO DONT GO” jerome mom they pack their bags and PARIS HERE WE COME

-Enter ex who haunts his life, Seo Yumi aka Marie (now model, v pretty, makes me cry)

-Spots her in the summer doing yoga in the park and boi he an assman so he got fucked up (jk he saw her face and was like wHAT love at first sight

-enrolls in film school, meets her there again and wow falls in love hard like wow calm down boy

-Dating~~~v possessive not good at ALL cALM DOWN JEROME

-ok he got his issues nd marie was the first one who openly listened to his problems and understood and made him appreciate his korean heritige bc she’s korean and showed him cultural aspects without the gross fetishizing that came with his parents and he just- he got intense ok. he already got a v intense personality so- still not good tho he needs to dial it down

-she thought so too and like after a year she was !!!! what the fuck. she is not one for serious relationships but jerome was like ehhh why not in the beginning its v nice to hear nd be seen as the most beautiful ok but then it got suffocating but instead of breaking up with him she kept him around. he a safe haven ya know. reliable. someone to built on later. *i wanna say she also didnt break up w him because his emo stories but marie,,, eh...* (funny tho like she got a thing for bad boys so she just “this is the fifth time you called me beautiful just degrade me lil like choke me idk” and jerome just “w-why would i do that you’re beautiful i dont want to hurt you” ah *looks into the future* ohhowthetableshaveturned.mp4 )

-Marie cheated on him the second she got the chance which was when jerome went to america w his bros

-Got offered a job as a songwriter when in ny. Wouldnt think he’d take it but after getting kicked out of school for beating the shit out of the guy marie cheated on him with and with marie out of the picture nothing held him back from starting a new life.

-TLDR; emo era. silver era. emo era 2 emo harder

ADULTHOOD age 20 to now

-Seoul make way for the rise of YUDDY™

-the name yuddy is from the film days of being wild. the character is kinda yuddy-ish too so he saw the film again and yep. thats my name

-Fuck_love.mp3

-Visits his orphanage. they like “nah boi u aint got no papers boi”

-Parents can give him access to his birthmother btw, aren’t doing it lol

-EMO

-Drinks. Sleeps around. Gets a reputation. You kno how it is. (gr8 ride tho. highly recommend. 5 out of 5 stars on yelp)

-SMASH ND DASH. Chanwook is that u??????

-One girl who he got with multiple times reminded him of Marie tho and that fucked him up for a bit (PSST ITS A PLOT WINK SO IF YA GIRL OF AGE IN THE 2013′S HMU BC ITS DRAMATIC HE GHOSTED THE SHIT OUT OF HER)

-Writes a lot of songs, a few for BC (knight baes). BC like *eye emoji* who dat boi who him iz

-Gets sign w BCreate and is like eyy life pretty good

-but lmao he debut and oh who’s that pretty girl promoting that lipstick?? oh.. its marie ;3;

-imfine.jpeg

-Joins main label and literally joins w a blessing stream limbo on spotify

-wgm era was a great era of jerome lmty his hair was great, shared cute personal things, manager was happy, slept with his best friend, was married to a sweet beautiful girl ya know the good stuff 👍 no im not crying you are

-triple fantasy era was awful we dont talk about that he looked like his brother and i’m still emotional about him wow.

-instagram is a great song

-Interviewer: u mention an ex in ur song tell me more Jerome: *SWEATS*

-Marie: my short hair DOES look pretty thank u babe ur red hair was cute too <3<3

-The fact she linked to him now is spook

-But ok he still flirty, still daring, still yuddy™ but definitely less of the whole “sleeping around” thing now bc he… he uhh closetoyou.mp3

TLDR; he turned into his dad but romeo is rising AND HE IS SCARED!!!!!

also never forget jerome is the messiest king in this ok non y’all are as messy as him. he fucked his ex’s friend oK THERE IS NOTHING MORE MESSY. dONT COME FOR HIS CROWN

#Writer Speaks.#ooc. { i dont want to reset the clock again it says 6am in this post its almost 7am i've been here since 4 i'm slower than usual wow }#{ almost 7 its 7.30 i got to stop ok }#{v sleepy now so!! goodnight talk to everyone in a few hours}

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zillion-ronald-manus · 7 years

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Luka is a 15 year old boy, born with the blood of fallen angels in his veins. He's just an innocent, naive little boy, precious as can be, who dreams of a day when monsters and humans would coexist peacefully instead of all the opression that's widespread across the world. His mom, Lucifina, died from an epidemic when he was younger, so he's been living by himself at a young age. One day, ilias calls out to him in a vision and tells him to go and defeat the current monster lord, the latest in a long line of powerful yoma that traces back to the dark goddess herself. But since he's naive he decides to get baptized and do it, regardless of the fact that he'd probably die in an instant. He's walking back to his house one day, when he meets a strange yoma named Alice. He's forced to choose between helping her or going to his baptism, and of course he chooses to help. He befriends Alice and travels the world with her in his quest to defeat the monster lord and end racism.

Along the course of his quest, he goes from being a naive little boy with big dreams to a tougher-than-nails motherfucker who splits heaven and earth to bring a star down to hell just so he can counterattack someone, not to mention he single-handedly ends wars by defeating both armies himself.

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least High 2-A | Low 1-C | 1-C, possibly higher

Name: Luka, Fallen Angel, Corrupted hero, Son of Lucifina

Origin: Monster Girl Quest

Gender: Male

Age: 15

Classification: Human/Angel hybrid

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman physical characteristics, Space manipulation, Dimensional manipulation, Time manipulation, Soul manipulation, Acasuality, Weakness alteration, Sealing, Healing, Elemental manipulation, Matter manipulation, Death manipulation, Existence erasure resistance, Conceptual manipulation resistance, Matter manipulation resistance, Death manipulation resistance, Light manipulation, Darkness manipulation.

Attack Potency: High Multiverse Level+ (Defeated beings like Goddess Ilias and Adramelech, the former is the embodiment of perfect nonexistence on at the very least a 5D scale, while the latter can erase Multiversal SpaceTime on a near-conceptual level by existing) | Complex Multiverse Level (freely moved around within an isolated area of the multiverse, which was beyond even Goddess Ilias' perception. Completely unfazed, physically speaking, when Sonya Chaos warped reality using the Chaos, a phenomenon infinitely beyond a normal multiverse and which exists inside and outside of all multiverses as the antonym to all existence. Also unfazed when Adramelech at her full power manipulates the same phenomenon into outright destroying a universal section of existence itself. Spoke face-to-face with the overseer of countless 5D multiverses, and was able to defeat her when she was holding back. Defeated every one of Sonya's forms. Likely comparable to the seraphs.) possibly Higher (the MGQ verse follows quantum mechanics and wave functions, which opens the door towards possibly 11 dimensions, or, if we go farther to the extreme, infinite dimensions via hilbert space.)

Speed: Immeasurable (Could freely exist within, run around in, think within and even dodge light within places where conventional spacetime didn't exist, many times, and can speedblitz people who can do the same. Accessed a future point in another timeline by physically walking.)

Lifting Strength: Mountain Level (Escaped the grasp of a mountain-sized monster), probably higher (He's gotten much stronger since then.)| Immeasurable By nature of being a higher dimensional being.

Striking Strength: High Multiverse Level+ | Complex Multiverse level, possibly higher

Durability: High Multiverse Level+ (Traded blows with Adramelech and Goddess Ilias, is capable of defeating and tanking blows from the seraphs and the Lilith sisters.) | Complex Multiverse Level

Stamina: Very high (Able to climb entire mountains in little time, can fuck grills for days or even months straight, seldom even needing water.) | Immeasurable by nature of being a higher dimensional being.

Range: Possibly Universal (Caused an endlessly expanding being who could devour the entire universe if left unchecked to dissolve into a shapeless blob of flesh.)

Standard Equipment: The Angel halo, a baleful sword created by Heinrich by melting 666 angels alive and fusing them onto a sword. Can either kill, or seal when the enemy is weak enough, whichever the user may wish.

Intelligence: Genius (his mathematical knowledge impressed Promestein, who single-handedly discovered every field of modern science, including physics and quantum physics, with only rocks in a cave.)

Weaknesses: Becomes weak and bitch-like for about a day every time he cums.

Feats:

Is capable of effortlessly defeating Apoptosis, beings created from spacetime itself ripping itself apart and putting itself back together.

Can easily exist, move within, think, run laps within and dodge shit within places where conventional spacetime is destroyed as well as places that transcend spacetime.

Can effortlessly breach and move through inter-dimensional barriers.

Can easily move himself and others to and from isolated areas of spacetime (Pocket dimensions) as well as entirely separate timelines.

Traded blows with Adramelech, Sonya Chaos, and Tamamo, one of the six ancestors in her prime. All of them should be metaversal one way or another.

Able to seal and touch non-corporeal beings like angels.

Can heal himself both mentally and physically simply by focusing his mind.

Can imbue his blade with healing properties, which allows him to heal allies.

With holy energy-based attacks, he is capable of dissolving an opponent's physical body into light and sending their soul to heaven, the latter probably has something to do with soul manipulation and sealing.

Can transform enemies' bodies into stone statues with attacks that inflict petrification.

Can instantaneously end an opponent's life with most darkness-imbued attacks.

Can alter his enemies' weaknesses with taoism skills, which cause enemies to gain a heightened vulnerability to a specific element.

One-shot an AP-ignoring barrier while still in a relatively early and weak stage of the game.

Can hit and kill non-corporeal beings.

Notable Attacks/Techniques:

Daystar: A counter-attack which he performs when the enemy attempts to attack. Hits extremely hard. Later upgrades this to Infallible daystar, which is even more powerful.

Ninefold Rakshasa: A flurry of 9 sword strikes which only seraphim-level angels can use. Described as "near infinite" in-game, but it only hits 9 times. Upgrades this attack to Ninefold Rakasha: Asura, which basically just does more damage, and can thus be assumed is stronger than the original.

Fallen Angel Dance: Allows him to perfectly dodge most attacks, even those that are thrown at him by a being with immeasurable speed. His attacks also never miss and hit twice.

Heavenly Demon Revival: A concentration of Luka's power which deals massive damage. Later upgrades this attack to Heavenly demon revival: Gaia, which makes it even stronger.

Flash Kill: Splits the very fabric of space and time and can destroy even things that have AP-ignoring hax. Upgrades this attack to Flash kill: Destructive wind, which boosts it's strength massively.

Element Spica: A skill which deals horrendously massive damage, but costs a lot of stamina to perform. Imbued with the power of all 4 elemental spirits, who embody the universal concepts of their respective elements.

Quadruple Giga: Luka's strongest skill and a toned up version of element spica. If activated while the 4 spirits are in effect, it's power increases 10,000 fold. "The power of this skill is amplified by each spirit imbued in it. But if all four were at a power of ten, it wouldn’t be ten times four for forty... It would be ten to the fourth power for 10,000..."- Alipheese the 16th.

Note: By nature of being an angel, logic would imply that he also has Mid-Godly regeneration and types 1, 4 and 8 of immortality, but gameplay and the general story appears to contradict it. Could it be something to do with him being only a half-angel?

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His maid, Dealing

Summary: There are times when certain situations, emotions, feelings are beyond our control. A majority of times, you are simply very, very hungry. And you really need to quench that hunger, or you may just turn into something more of a rampaging monster.

Next Time on Black Maid, "His Maid, Dealing" You see, I am simply one hell of a maid.

Pairings: Sebastian x Demon!Reader

@wintersdoll

Warnings: Violence, bits of insanity

Word Count: 3154

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The room was still. The entire atmosphere had turned. Sebastian's entire form froze up, his eyes wide as he stared at Vincent.

All the while, Vincent was sipping his champagne and smiling in amusement.

"Well don't just stand there, Sebastian. I've been waiting quite a while to meet you personally. Y/N has been my only person of conversation for nearly 3 years now."

He leaned forward and pushed the tea cup and saucer towards him, then sat back in his chair.

"Go on. Pull up a chair, have some tea, we have much to discuss, you may as well get comfortable."

Sebastian cleared his throat and his fists opened and closed as he walked forward and sat down in the empty chair by the table. He stared down at his reflection in the dark red liquid. He then looked up at Vincent.

Vincent rose an eyebrow. "Not thirsty? It's rude to not take what someone offers you. But, as one hell of a butler, you should know that."

Sebastian glanced back at the liquid. "Apologies, my lord, but that of which consumed by a human, it isn't of my taste."

A smirk twitched at his lips. "My, who ever said this was for human consumption?"

Sebastian looked at it curiously.

"Why don't you just give it a taste? If it helps, Y/N loves enjoying a few cups of it with me all the time."

Sebastian's eyes narrowed. "Pardon my suspicions, but how do I know that isn't falsely said?"

He tilted his head in boredom. "Please, honestly, even if I wanted to I wouldn't try anything to displease you. As long as Y/N actually cares for you, you have my word that I won't try anything."

He sighed. "Just drink it."

Sebastian looked between him and the cup, then finally picked it up and put it to his lips. Once he opened them and the liquid poured onto his taste buds, his eyes went wide and he tipped the cup so more poured down his throat. He hadn't even realized he began chugging the liquid, until it was empty and Vincent was chuckling.

"I take it it's to your liking after all?"

Sebastian licked his lips and looked to him. "That was..."

He rose an eyebrow. "Satisfying?"

Sebastian frowned. "Blood. Fresh blood. It tastes exactly like the blood of a pure, delicious soul. As if it was..."

Vincent's amusement quickly fell from his face. "As if it were from Ciel's soul? Is that what you want to say?"

Sebastian didn't answer and only frowned. "And from where did this come from? From whom does it belong?"

Vincent drank the last of his champagne. "Nobody. Here, whatever you desire, you can have over and over again."

He snapped his fingers and the glass instantly filled to the rim with champagne. He took a sip and sighed in satisfaction.

"I will always miss the taste of a fresh, bubbly champagne. And you, Y/N, your desires for delectable human souls...here, they can be satisfied."

Sebastian tapped his fingers on the table. "And where exactly is here? I wouldn't believe this to be possible, I know for a fact you are dea-"

He froze as he furrowed his brows. "You said Y/N has a desire for human souls...she told my young master and I she despised the taste of them. That is why she feeds off of blood."

Vincent paused with the rim to his lips, then he carefully placed the glass on the table and looked at Sebastian.

"You truly know nothing. How unfortunately boring."

He loosened the tie tightly secured around his neck and looked at Sebastian in the eye.

"Y/N is not a demon at all."

. . .

"Oh, there has to be a way out of here! The Lord will show us the way, we just have to look!"

"I doubt that."

"That man will be back soon, he must've had a spare key or - or left the door slightly unlocked! We can try to just push with enough force and the door will open freely!"

"I wouldn't do that."

You sighed as she ran towards the door and shook your head as she collided with it and it didn't even budge.

She popped back up and began pulling on the lever through the bars of the cage.

"If I can...just...pull it...and get it to...open...!"

"Please, just stop."

"No! I think...I almost...got it.."

She obviously didn't as seconds after, her grip slipped and she fell on her back. She pushed herself back up and began pacing as she tapped her chin.

"Okay, we need to come up with a plan. Maybe when he comes back, we can trick him into opening the door and keeping it open, or trick him to come inside, I get the drop on him, and we get the blazes out of here! Then we lock him in and go to Scotland Yard, we bring them back here and they bust him!"

"Quiet!!"

She jumped at the volume of your voice.

You rubbed your temples in annoyance and took a deep breath, then exhaled and looked at her.

"Listen, there is no way out of here. You may ponder as much as you want, but please, do it silently!"

She had jumped and pressed herself against the bars in fear. Without another word, she slid down and buried her head in her knees. Very faintly, she muttered under her breath.

"We have to get out...we have to..."

You stared at her and had to grip the bars of the cage to keep yourself from crawling over and feasting on that...sweet.. delectable...that soul that...aah!

You shook your head and placed an arm around your stomach. Don't even think. Just drown it all out. He will tell him everything, I can't give in now. I just need to buy them some more time.

Your head turned to her when she started to disgustingly sob into her knees. This made you groan.

"What is it now?"

She snorted out her sobs. "I...I didn't want to give in...! Just...*sniff* just that grin...how low his voice was...it-it made me want to...to give in...!"

Is she really going to talk about this now? Reminding me of it will only increase the likelihood of her death.

She lifted her head and her face was a mess. Her eyes were red and puffy, she had what you assumed were tears dripping from her nose.

"You...you must think I'm...im some whore...I gave in to the...the temptation...! I sinned...! Oh GOD!!! What have I done?!"

You were growing more and more irritated by each word and you couldn't take it anymore.

"For Hell's sake, just shut your mouth! Honestly, you cry more than Finny and Mey-Rin when they wreck the manor! You don't know how desperately I want to devour you right now, I would gladly rip you apart over and over again, but the only reason I'm not is because I don't want that damned Angel to have the satisfaction of it!! If you will just get a grip and shut up, this will be over shortly! Now stop!"

You had forgotten your grip on the bars of the cage, but remembered when your anger made you bend them and tear them completely out of the cage.

There was silence. You didn't look at her. You couldn't look at her. You didn't want to look at her, because you had just revealed you weren't human. Killing her had now become a definite option.

"W...what..."

You merely glanced at her.

There was true terror in her eyes. You could tell that she had now begun fearing for her life.

"What...are...you?"

Your eyes narrowed and you looked once again to the slash on her leg. You felt it coming up. That monster inside of your mid-area...it was overtaking you, your mind, and your body. You knew that when you closed your eyes, then opened them, they were no longer human eyes.

You heard her muscles tense and her heart start beating 2x faster.

Your lips stretched into a hunger crazed grin.

"That is a very good question." . . .

Once again, Sebastian was staring at Vincent in disbelief, but it soon turned to anger.

"If you refer to her as a human, then-"

"She is definitely no longer human."

Vincent had to laugh at the very thought of you being human. "That is for absolute certainty."

Sebastian’s voice was filled with certainty. "She is a demon."

Vincent sighed and narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "No, she isn't. Come on, I thought you were smart. Demons don't feel or have any emotions. All they care about is their next meal. She has shown mercy on me and swears to protect my son because I simply asked her to. The contracts, the true form, the demonic eyes, the loyalty to this king of hers, it is all an illusion."

He stood up from his chair and walked over to a place within the dreamy, white atmosphere. A window appeared from thin air and he looked out it. He glanced back at Sebastian and gestured to it.

"Come, and see for yourself."

Sebastian rose from the chair, and paused to push it in, before walking over and gazing through it. What he saw only made him furrow his brows. A girl. A girl with dark grey hair, sitting on the edge of a well with her head between her knees.

"And who is that?"

Vincent kept his arms behind his back as a smile twitched at his lips. "Her name is Abigail White. She was born over 3,000 years ago."

The girl slowly lifted her head and Sebastian rose his eyebrows once he saw her eyes. They were E/C, but the emotion they held were nothing like yours. There were tears surrounding them and they were filled with pain and sorrow. But there was also a darkness, anger that was clearly shown.

"Y/N..."

She closed her eyes and hugged herself tighter. But then, a few words could be heard. "I need you. I need you. Please... I'm running out of time. I'm running out of time. I can't...I can't hold myself back for much longer..."

Her head suddenly shot up and she held her head as she jumped down from the well and looked up through the window. The eyes were no longer E/C. They were a darkened, fluorescent blue with the white of her eyes pulsating black.

"You are really asking for your own death, child!"

She threw herself to the ground, and the grass surrounding the well disappeared once she did. It was replaced by a cold, hard cement floor. Her head shot up and Sebastian automatically jumped to tear the window off.

It was you. Your hair again H/C, hardly any clothes on, but your eyes were still in their odd condition. Your jaw opened and you crawled forward. He frowned once he saw who it was you were crawling to.

"Do you recognize her?" He looked back at Vincent, who was only watching. "The nun that you...massaged."

Said nun was crawling backwards with fear in her glazed eyes. "S-Stay away, you monster! Demon! Stay away!"

Your grin stretched as she scrambled to stand up and began running along the side. "Yes...Run...Run away from me! We have all night, dearie!! So RUN!"

She did exactly that, but you were faster than her and snatched onto her ankle, causing her to fall. She twisted around to kick you up your chin, but your grin stayed. You released her and she continued crawling away.

"You're crazy! Crazy!!"

You latched onto her back and rolled her over to straddle her legs, then locked her arms above her head with one hand. You leaned down to her and whispered over her lips.

"Monster, Demon, crazy...I've been insulted far better by simple demons, you believe your feeble attempts will affect me?" You nipped her bottom lip, which made her go red, and licked around her jawline, then pulled on her bottom lip.

You inhaled her scent and smirked. "If you want crazy...well, then I'll show you crazy."

You forced her mouth opened as you opened yours.

Sebastian was watching in anxiousness. "What is she doing? That isn't the proper way to obtain souls."

Vincent sighed again. "You really are giving me a headache, butler. Unlike you demons, she has the ability to draw out the souls straight from the body. She doesn't even need a contract. And it looks as if she is beginning to remember what she is."

Just as the glowing soul was about to be sucked into your mouth, it stopped and you slowly closed your mouth. You blinked your eyes rapidly, and your eyes returned back to E/C. You gazed down at the girl who was crying in fear and shook your head.

"No. Now is not the time for this."

You released her arms and sat on your knees. She hesitantly rose up and her lip quivered as she quickly scrambled to stand up and run away to where you tore the hole in the cage. Without a second thought, she climbed through it and only glanced back once, before running into the darkness for a way out.

You watched her, then looked to the ground. There was a pool of blood left behind from her. You rubbed your neck as you looked down at the reflection. You closed your eyes at seeing yourself, then leaned down and licked up the pool of blood.

This is horribly disgusting. But it is what I have been reduced to for the time being.

Once you licked up all the blood, you wiped your lips and looked over your shoulder. The slashes from her whip were now healing up, along with the missing pieces of your stomach, and the wounds on your face, and the gash on your arm.

You sighed to yourself. "What a cruel existence this is." You pushed yourself up and stood. "It's as if there is simply no point in living at all."

You walked to the large hole and stepped through it. Your bare feet tapped onto the floor as you dropped down and began crawling on all fours. As you walked, your skin began to bubble and your bones broke themselves until they all fit the same structure as a cat. Fur sprouted from the bubbles as long nails sprouted from your regular ones. Your ears grew longer and pointed up as your nose flattened out and whiskers flew out.

'Your time is up. I'll be close, but I recommend not looking for me.'

Sebastian looked around the room at the voice. Y/N, where are you going? Tell me right now. This game is not yours to be playing.

He never received a response, and that only made him growl. Y/N!

Vincent walked back to his chair and sat down. "As much as I enjoyed this conversation of ours, I'm afraid your time is up." He picked up his glass of champagne and watched as Sebastian slowly began to fade away. "If you don't know what to do next, you should go see Ciel. Goodbye, Sebastian. I won't be seeing you again."

Those last words rang out in the air as he faded away and disappeared in the white atmosphere.

Sebastian's eyes opened up and he realized he was about to leave the room as his hand was around the knob of the door. He glanced behind him and saw the ring placed on the folded gloves that were placed on your side table. He looked back at the door and turned the knob, then shut the door behind him. . . .

*Knock* *Knock*

Ciel looked up from the paper in his hands and at the door. "Yes, Enter."

Once the door opened and Sebastian stepped inside, Ciel scoffed. "Well, you're not dead. I was beginning to think you took an unexcused vacation."

Sebastian walked forward to stop in front of Ciel's desk. "Master, I just..." He trailed of as he looked to the window and realized something.

Ciel hummed. "What?"

Sebastian tilted his head. "It's gotten dark out."

Ciel rose his eyebrows. "Yes, that's why I'm complaining. The last I saw you, it was 9:30 in the morning. Where have you been? You missed an invasion."

"It didn't feel as long as I thought it would. I was only...an invasion, sir?"

Ciel rested his chin his hand. "The servants handled it. I had to entertain Elizabeth while they did. Tanaka drowned out the noise with some violin music. They looked like fools all covered in dirt. It was quite amusing, really."

"You mean to say the manor was attacked and I wasn't here?" He dropped his head and put a hand over his heart as he got down on one knee. "What a shameful act I have committed. To think this place could have been in shambles. I offer my deepest apologies as I hang my head in shame. I never even got to prepare dinn-"

"Ugh, will you stop with that already? It's been a long day, I don't need your dramatic butler speech." Ciel threw down the newspaper on the desk, then stood up and turned to look out the window.

"Anyways, make preparations. We're leaving for France tomorrow."

Sebastian stood up and rose an eyebrow. "France?"

He looked back at him and picked up the paper. "This years exposition. It's the 100th Anniversary of the French Revolution."

Sebastian took the paper from Ciel and looked at it. "It says here, they're building a colossal tower for this year's fair. And they're naming it the 'Eiffel Tower'."

Ciel hummed. "Yes. Her majesty will be in attendance. She will be traveling covertly to Paris to see it for herself." His eyes narrowed. "We leave immediately. There are certain disclosures I wish to speak with her about."

Sebastian smiled and bowed his head with his hand over his heart. "Yes, as you wish, my lord."

As he turned to walk to the door, Ciel had stopped him.

"Hold on." He looked at him from the corner of his eye. "Have you discovered anything concerning the ring? Anything that would explain Y/N's sudden disappearance?"

He forced a smile. "No, sir. I haven't found anything on the ring that explains Y/N’s behavior. I'm sorry."

He huffed and turned back to the window. "Very well. I'd like to retire now."

"Yes, sir." Ciel turned around and Sebastian held the door open for him as he walked through, then shut the door behind him.

And yet, even as Ciel looked outside...even as Sebastian looked back in the room before closing the door, neither of them had noticed the presence of the black cat that sat on the window seal, watching them.

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