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QBLR QUARTERLY WEEK 2!

Minecrafters grab your pickaxes, and catch up on the QBLR QUATERLY! What's up guys, update just dropped! It sure is something to try and decipher, huh. We've got pages of new stuff to go over, so let's catch up on all the events and mishaps that happened on the server this week!

Desnay finishes his base, and Perrito has a concert!

A new emote touches the server, it's the purple guy stand emote. Surely, nothing can go wrong with that emote and so many creatures around.

Smashing last week's record, Cheez logs a total of just under four full 24-hour days on the server. It has been up for 9 days. Does this man sleep? Eat? Stretch maybe?

All this just in time for a special server event! The dark magician who clears dropped items every 15 minutes gathers up all the creatures running around the island, and distributes them to groups of carers! This goes about as well as you'd think for a server of people in the prime age to develop baby fever over a voxel egg.

And for folks who would rather remain childfree, no need for concern! Planned Parenthood opens a clinic on the server where both reproductive health and world hunger concerns can be addressed. Any unwilling parents can pick up an Abortion In A Bottle free of charge!

Of course, there are plenty of folks who have other ventures going on, including the theatre kids' first outpost on the server, and some autistic minecraft behaviors. No, I mean some really autistic minecraft behaviors. This is impressive.

The theme of this week's builds is farms! A lovely community farm where everyone on the server is coming together to create a seed vault and garden that anyone can take a seed from if they're missing a plant.

And of course, there are plenty of new seeds and plants found and collected by the several intrepid world border expeditions! All four borders were reached this week. The border is 30k x 30k in length and width.

If you thought there was only one server event this week, you'd be wrong! Due to timezones and lag reasons, a second creature event was planned and held a day after the original! This event came with complementary drugs!

With two creature events down, the creatures start settling into their new homes and bonding with their new carers. Some creatures are kept in utmost safety, and others partake in activities that perhaps a creature should not be partaking in. As of yet, there are no family vloggers on the server, so that's a win.

While Nightmare Stalkers are nightmarish as the name suggests for the first few nights of having such vulnerable creaturess around, they quickly become nothing more than a regular nuisance. As such, traps and poisons to dispatch them swiftly are set up around the server.

But wait, there's more! That's right it's a third creature event batch! The final group of creatures are assigned carers and begin to settle in.

With all these creatures now assigned, a creature task system begins to be implemented, and carers take photos of the tasks with their creatures to earn tokens. These tokens ARE valuable.

Otherwise, all the creatures begin to make their mark on the world, with players also building many important venues and farms for the server. This includes the server's XP farm, a mob farm designed for lag easing while still providing XP.

And, of course, there are shenanigans aplenty with creatures and residents alike, including picnics, pole dance classes, abyss exploration, and the birth of G-dzilla.

And the second week of the server is aborted peacefully.

#wowaoaoaoowowwowaow

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the video verison of the qblr quarterly, inshallah it posts.

also on youtube

edit so it saved as a draft and i did not know that. so it's a week late. oops. week two is coming soon but these take like three hours to edit lol

#yowieswowies #hiii

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me seeing the blocked unreality tag knowing that im not mentally stable enough to see certain kinds of unreality: 👀👆 for me?

#i love having some sort of vague unknowable susceptibility to brief episodes of psychosis /sarc

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defense team bonding trip before the trial hashtag my three year old is getting sent to jail and there is an ominous pillar at the court yard

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me when the day before my three year old goes on trial a dark ominous pillar shows up and one of my kids die 💪😟

#LILOU DIED?? NOT HTHE BABY??

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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also can i just say its hilarious that islanders are going to start distrusting bad because he harmed federation workers and has been hiding the evidence all while his children are gone. hmm where have i heard this one before.

#o<-<

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can we like…get rid of the so-called leather and rubber “pride flags” ? it’s honestly ridiculous and offensive to the lgbtq community. those aren’t pride flags. 

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#send to maggie

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After careful consideration and going over multiple options I think the best choice is stay warm and cozy in bed forever.

#o<-<

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Y'all are amazing. Reblog to hug the person you’re reblogging from.

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Evaportation 777Owes-Magician

#beautiful name for a baby

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wow what a coincidence! it’s mine too!! /neg to be clear.

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☆q!bad stimboard/gifset :D☆

#i should make more of these i love them

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My dapple duo 🤏

#i miss them they were the best thing to happen on the island