Btw here are the books Phil found in the Fed labs about an antidote for poison
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haha funny stardew valley farming day.
No heart wrenching rp happening here.
Fucking, mr. No-lore-pls destroying us with with how good he is at rp. God damn yesterday was so good
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Tubbo's questions to Cucurucho
Why was I frozen?
Classified.
Who can override that classification?
Classified
When was the wall built? Who built it?
Classified
Who built the election building?
The Federation
Who constructs buildings for the Federation?
The Federation
How many workers are in the federation?
Classified
Who runs the feds??
Classified
Is your fav word classified?
Hahaha yes
Anything I should know about island?
No. I hope you enjoy the island
do the eggs ever hatch?
Maybe
You dont know?
hahaha
Where do the eggs go when they die?
hahaha
Can the eggs get their lives back?
Classified.
(after some pushing)
No
Has there ever been a case of an egg getting a life back?
Yes. (went on to specify Juanaflippa)
Are there more eggs then the ones we know?
Hahaha. Classified
Why was the wall built? What was the point?
hahaha
Are we on good, bad or neutral terms?
Yes. I want all island residents to enjoy the island
Are there any residents who are not enjoying the island?
The island is perfect
Have you ever seen stranger things?
No
Do you think the island is perfect for you?
The island is perfect for me
Are you in charge of the island? Do you run this place?
The federation runs the island
Who runs the federation is classified right?
Yes
Do you have autonomy? Or do you just do what the Federation says?
Hahaha (refused to answer when Tubbo pushed before changing topics to Tubbo's illegal act)
So do you have free will? If you wanted to could you build a dirt penis?
Maybe
How do you maybe have free will? Is someone controlling you sometimes?
Maybe
so someone controls you sometimes?
No
You're always controlled then?
No
You're never controlled, you do what you want?
I am from the federation island census bureau. I'm an employee of the federation.
Is there more then 1 island?
Classified
How many questions are you going to ask :)
How many will you let me ask?
Cucurucho leaves after Tubbo asks this
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We got the names of more Federation departments to add to the list!! 🎉 here’s all of the ones we know now:
Census Bureau
Design Bureau
Genetics Department
Department of Convivial Condition Observation
Department of Subsistence Monitoring
Department of Permanence Surveillance
Department of System Analysis
now I’m gonna try and break down the new egg ones
“convivial condition” basically means “happiness condition.” remember how with the original eggs at the beginning it was meant to be a test for the parents, where the happiest egg by the end would win them a prize? its changed since then, but the federation has continued to observe the eggs’ happiness levels (like with the cookies) and also use them to observe the happiness of the islanders/keep them in check
“subsistence” means to survive by one’s own support. considering how pomme and tallulah were just left in the wall alone for who knows how long struggling to survive, this makes sense. probably to see how an egg left in a condition like that would develop- this does imply the hope egg, who was also left alone to survive, is the deceased member of that group. and yes these eggs are also probably used to take note of islander ability too
“permanence” is the state of being stable and long-lasting. em sunny and pepito were stuck on hellish purgatory island and lived. their conditions are being monitored as a result, and they are currently being used to “stabilize” all the traumatized parents (especially the ones who had lost an egg before)
system analysis is pretty self-explanatory. analyzing the system of the experiment/island processes, for further development. it’s different from observation, monitoring, and surveillance. though I’m not sure what that means for richas and the unknown egg or why they’re glitching, it’s worrying
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