#like if you bury a time capsule you can't dig it up years later to add something to it and then bury it again

[forgottenpnffacts]

I didn't really like the new movie because It didn't fit kn the PnF timeline, with Bufford and Candace not recognizing Doof or Perry not knowing that that Doof wouldn't recorgnize him without his hat. Where do you think that this movie takes place in the timeline? (And what is your opinion on the movie as a true PnF fan?)

While I do like the movie, i’m not considering it canon at all (especially since Phineas and Ferb officially ended in 2015)! If anything, it takes place in an alternate timeline where Candace was in the right position to notice the pod before it went back, or even in just a similar alternate dimension in general like the ”Lost in Danville” and Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension ones (as then the various inconsistencies seen in the movie wouldn’t be such).

Even beyond everything I said in the second linked post above (which I strongly urge anyone who’s interested to read before this part) about the various errors/inconsistencies and the drastic developments from the movie not fitting in with the entire rest of the series: when would Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Candace Against the Universe be able to happen in the existing timeline? You nailed it that Doof and Buford teamed up in “Bully Bromance Breakup,” but didn’t initially know each other in that episode. If CATU came before, they would have recognized each other then. If CATU came after, they would have recognized each other from that. In “Night of the Living Pharmacists” (which takes place after “Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!” since Phineas references their bouncing around the world in NOTLP, and is the last episode set in the show’s universe/summer before “Last Day of Summer”) the kids (sans Baljeet and Buford since they were already infected by then) don’t know who Doof is. If CATU came before, they would have recognized each other then. If CATU came after, they would have recognized each other from that. Phineas and Ferb the Movie: Across the 2nd Dimension takes place around mid-July due to a reference to the July 11th episode “Candace Loses Her Head.” When Phineas and Ferb talk about making Candace a gift in CATU, they also reference “Candace Loses Her Head,” which means CATU would be at least in July or later. If CATU came before ATSD, then Phineas and Ferb would have recognized Doof then. 

If CATU were canon, Dwampy say that it would be set in the middle of the summer that PnF takes place in, which means definitely after “Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!” in June since all the kids are supposed to know Vanessa already but not Doof (this makes Candace singing at the end of CATU about learning how Phineas and Ferb aren’t the bane of her existence inconsistent with how she already learned/sung about that in “Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!”). ATSD being in July means that it already took the spot of being set roughly in the middle of summer (not to mention Candace singing in CATU about the growth elixir from “Attack of the 50 Foot Sister” means that CATU would definitely take place after the middle of summer). If CATU took place after ATSD, then aside from the issue of it no longer being in the middle of summer, we also just run into the problem again of the events and developments that happened in the movie never having any impact or being mentioned/referenced again (compared to the events of ATSD being referenced at least three times in Seasons 3 and 4, even with the mind-wipe that everyone but Perry went through). Additionally, Dwampy have been shown to be wrong about PnF before (and in general tend to dig themselves into plot holes when releasing information outside of the show), so i’m not putting much stock in their word on CATU.

Bonus thoughts regarding Seasons/episodes without hard dates: Candace learned by “Sci-Fi Pie Fly” in Season 3 that she can take a break from busting to the betterment of her mental health sometimes. When does this movie take place? Candace mentions pyramid sports and a Trojan horse in her CATU "Such a Beautiful Day” song, and those projects were respectively from “Thanks But No Thanks” and “Troy Story,” which are Season 4 episodes. In “Thanks But No Thanks,” Vanessa is dating Monty, which only happened after “Sipping with the Enemy” in Season 3. When does this movie take place? Also in "Such a Beautiful Day,” Candace references “Buford Confidential” (which takes place after “Phineas and Ferb: Summer Belongs to You!” and around “This is Your Backstory,” in which ATSD gets referenced) as “other nonsense coming soon.” When does this movie take place? Candace says she's feeling for the first time ever like she's someone/that she matters, but she was a person of importance in “Lawn Gnome Beach Party of Terror”/“Flop Starz”/“Run Away Runway”/“Lights, Candace, Action!”/“Unfair Science Fair Redux (Another Story)” (which gets referenced by Baljeet in CATU)/“Gi-Ants” (”Gi-Ants” taking place in May). When does this movie take place? 

My verdict? it doesn’t.

#as i've said before: You Can't Retroactively Change A Show That's Already Over #like if you bury a time capsule you can't dig it up years later to add something to it and then bury it again #anyway i don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater so the original run of pnf is the canon i stick by #(i don't consider the new chibi shorts or the old doof's daily dirt series to be canon either) #i think of pnf's canon like a jigsaw puzzle: we already have all the pieces & these new ones being thrown in don't match the box's picture #if any of you still want to believe it's canon then best of luck with reconciling the movie with the rest of the series (i couldn't do it) #just be prepared to retcon all of PnF in the process #jacky1-4ever #asks #long post

[nastymeowmeow]

Gonna pretend to be normal today. It's like reverse Halloween, right? Look pretty on the outside, but a total fucking hurricane on the inside. I tried to delete the photos of her in my phone, but that felt shitty.

How do you just delete someone? What the fuck do I do with these photos? I don't want to look at her face. Every time I see photos of us together or random creep shots I took of her while she was in her happy place, I literally physically want to vomit.

Like a gut punch from god damn hell.

Thank Gary for Google Drive. I'm just gonna dump all of our photos into a file online and leave it there. Like burying a time capsule, but nobody can dig it up and steal your homemade porn before you go back to retrieve it one year later.

Yeah I know that's specific, but I speak from experience. You're welcome, whoever stole my porn. I hope you go to prison for possession of child pornography because I was definitely 16 when I made those.

I'm definitely going to delete all of the sexy and naughty things I did, though. Gross. I really hate it when I do naughty things and then I have to look back on them later. Like cool Sandy, you are one desperate slut for sending these to your girlfriend. Needed attention and validation that bad, huh?

I know that's mean to myself. I would never say or think that towards anyone else. In fact I love getting nudes and sexy videos. They're special. Not so much when they are from the past. Like awesome I love being treated the exact same way you treated your last fuckthing, but it's still hot. Just not as cool as getting your own personalized special nudes.

God I'm fucking salty today. It's just part of the mourning process I guess. My friend told me to treat the breakup like the grieving process you go through when someone dies. I guess technically my girlfriend did die. In a way. Weird.

I don't think I'm doing it right though.

It is supposed to go in this order: Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance.

I definitely went for Denial first. I knew she wanted to break up weeks ago. I saw it in her eyes the night we went to Boise to play magic. Everything was off. My heart was already breaking a little bit, just by feeling the energy shift. Call it intuition, but I knew she was already there. Then I gave her space, even though I was scared. Even though I knew giving her space was going to help her break up with me. Every woman does this. When they want to break up. They ask for space. They wait for things to fester and they distance themselves. To soften the blow when they finally get the moxie to "rip the bandaid off." I tried to tell myself maybe she won't. Maybe she'll feel better, but I knew better. I've done this a hundred times with other people.

Then I went in for bargaining. Skipped anger and went straight to bargaining. Asking her if I could just be there. Telling her I'd rather put my needs completely to the side if that meant we could stay together and work through things eventually. Asking her if we could just focus on her and put our relationship on the back burner for as long as she needed.

She rejected that. Then I went straight into depression. Scroll down for a novel of sad girl garbage. Being emotional and emo is so embarrassing when you have to re-read what you were thinking. Like god, Sandy. Get over yourself. There are people being firebombed to death in their own homes just for existing and you're over here crying because you can't handle a little bit of Bipolar Disorder and a really clean breakup.

Now I'm just angry. Not at her. At myself. At life. I'm just angry that I'm stuck here on this stupid planet in this stupid body living my stupid life. I'm angry that my brain can't just stop being Bipolar. I'm angry that one day I want to die and the next day I feel immortal. I'm angry that I'm never going to feel normal. I'm fucking angry.

It would be super cool if I can just skip over to acceptance now. Here's a fucking selfie. To remind myself that yeah. I'm an angry fucking basket case. An absolute wreck of a woman, but at least I'm hot.

#journal #journaling #blogging #blog #anger #angry #grieving #griefandloss #grievingprocess #mentalhealthsupport #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealth #selfie #bhtfirstletmetakeaselfie #depression #sarcasm #ihateeverything #emo