#like giggling at fucking everything

[2811y]

do u guys remember the first time u got high

#i just wanna share this story cos i find it fucking hilarious #so basically my ex was a massive stoner #but i hadn't smoked before #so in our like. talking stage ig #like before we were dating but we were seeing each other type thing #we go to this party and we rock up a bit earlier than everyone else #so he's like o ok why dont we smoke some weed #and i was like aight fuck it #keeping in mind i hadnt smoked weed but i had tripped acid?? #so i was like weed is gonna be v tame compared to acid #It Was Not #i smoked way too much for my first time #we made a shitty gato bong and for some reason he didnt stop me #and i had 4 cones. literally the first time getting stoned and i had 4 full fkn cones. #cos at the time i didnt know that was a lot #but whatver so i get insanely fucking high #like giggling at fucking everything #and its all fine but all of a sudden i start getting v overwhelmed #idk why but everything was Too Much #so i text him VERBATIM 'hi. i think im having a panic attack lol' #so he ends up taking me to a park nearby the party #and i just start freaking tf out #eventually tho i calm down enough to a point where he feels comfortable leaving me alone for a bit #so he says 'alright katie i gotta go piss. you sit here on this bench and ill be back in 2 secs' #so he leaves and my dumbass brain goes 'what if i made him up. what if hes not real' #'what if i just created him in my head' and i believed it so harcore #like in that moment u could not tell me that man was real #so what do i do #i go to verify this delusion #so i walk to the stall he's in and i open the door fully expecting to see an empty stall

[fear-no-mort]

favourite thing: his new habit of saying uhuh/mhm and also this

#the first time he did it in unmortricken i was like Fuck Yes and little did i know he would just keep doing it the whole time #DESPERATELY hoping they keep both of these things. i Love when characters have tiny little habits sprinkled in their actions #to me these things kinda sorta symbolise him no longer being afraid to really be himself #like he no longer has to hide certain things about himself that inside of the cfc wouldve made him appear ‘suspicious’ #since he IS like so much different than any other morty ever #also barely related but like. em is fundamentally such a good character bc everytime we see him he’s feeling something different #in his first appearance he was cold and distant because at the time he was new to being free and was strictly focused on his goal and wasn’ #even sure if it would work #in his second appearance he seemed hopeful and honest both of these things just being a trap to get the people of the citadel to trust him #and his old colder self unfurling near the end after he successfully becomes president #in his third appearance he seems giddy almost. he’s constantly giggling before and after sentences and he’s super eager to just Get The Hel #Out. and also to reveal the truth to morty prime. make it so that he doesn’t have to be the one to shoulder everything anymore. #and this fourth appearance. apart from a few little details he really just seems happy and comfortable. the entire episode he was just doin #whatever he wanted and nobody got in his way at all. and i could not be happier #normal about this character! #rick and morty #evil morty #rick and morty spoilers #odiespeak

[jackshiccup]

re-reading chapter 15 of otnwas and my god the mental gymnastics hiccup was going through (while on a training drill and hiking through the snow btw) to try and convince himself that he didn't like jack and was only drawn to him bc jack was a good person...... my brother in thor ..... do i have news for u....

#he's literally so fucking funny and silly #CONCENTRATE ON THE DRILL MAN #i couldn't stop giggling like let's be serious for a second hic #u guys literally just experienced the 'there was only one bed' trope a few hours ago ... #otnwas #of the northmost winds and skies #this fic is everything srry i can't move on #hijack #jackshiccup text

[quirkle2]

[thinks about ritsu] ohmy god i need a minute

#qkdraws #id in alt #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #mp100 ritsu #ritsu kageyama #yells to the sky ILOVE WARM COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I LOVE DRAWING AND CREATING ART!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!! #anyway yeah i needed a new tumblr banner. #this is a loose redraw of that one scene. u know the one. or maybe u don't idk #u guys ever think abt ritsu and ur the mental equivalent of like. a schoolgirl kicking her feet giggling #ritsu :) #he is everything to me. it's impressive that mob psycho hasn't been able to force me into picking just one fav #the main cast is my fav . they're All my fav #red eyed ritsu my fucking beloved nobody can take this from me. ill bite you #he also has freckles cuz i SAID so

[plutoslvr]

i think there is a criminal lack of jon and kon content like i want to see them being brothers is that too much to ask for? like give me jon being a menace of a younger brother who pinches kon and when kon complains nobody believes him because jon has mastered the image of "innocent younger sibling" or kon chasing jon around the house with kryptonite because "it builds character clark!"

#kon to tim after jon exposed his ao3 history to lois: dude younger siblings are evil #tim watching damian walk into his room and knock everything off his desk: they're the physical representation of everyone ive wronged #damian about tim whose been giggling crazily for the past hour: is your brother still alive? tim looks like he' gonna get the cloning tubes #jon absolutely breathless: no hes very- FUCK YOU KON- very alive #jon kent #kon el kent #conner kent #jonathan kent #supersons #superboy #superboys #clark kent #kon el #kon kent #superman #superfam #dc #dcu #tim drake #damian wayne

[crabussy]

being a system can be really fucking hard and it comes with a lot of challenges and struggles but man?? I fucking love my headmates. I don't know what I'd do without them and my life is better because they are in it.

#like. OSDD and DID are survival mechanisms yeah? #now that I'm living and not surviving its less of a survival mechanism and more of an. annoying friends and flatmates mechanism #obviously there are arguments and tensions. we're two dozen people sharing a vessel there is no way there wouldn't be #but MAN I would miss othello nights with sunny so much #and I would miss phoebe's stupid fantastic jokes #moon's level headedness and care #jasper's common sense.... #francis's giggles and our shared interests and likes #the fact that they know exactly what I'm thinking so miscommunication is super rare #the fact that I know they won't judge me for anything because they all know everything about me anyway #fucking sucks that I had to be bullied for 5 years straight in order to obtain some of my best friends but like . ? #its better than being bullied for 5 years straight and Not having a coping mechanism this strong to help me through it #being a system isn't a consequence for trauma to me. its a consolation and a helping hand (or twenty-something helping hands JKFDSHDJSAKHSD #system #osdd #DID #plural #plurality #system positivity #NON-SYSTEMS PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS IS NOT EVERY SYSTEMS EXPERIENCE!!!!!!! #many systems are still not in a good place and being a system can be very hard for them #I'm very lucky to be where I am now #just. keep your system friends in mind. look out for them. lift them up. thank you

[lighthouseas]

alright friends i'm not gonna lie i wouldn't mind if the byler kiss had will leaning in first. or like. will kissing mike first on impulse during a heated moment. and then he regrets it immediately after because he thinks mike doesn't reciprocate (even though he obviously does) because mike just stands there for a second like 🧍🏻‍♂️ before swooping in to kiss will back

#im tired doesthis make sense #anyway. just a concept #i feel like a lot of takes have mike kissing will first but im gonna be honest i think will kissing mike impulsively is more realistic #<- like. at a point where he's 90% sure mike reciprocates but he's had these feelings bottled up for so long that he can't take it anymore #and just. finds himself kissing mike before he even knows what's happening #so he has his “oh fuck” moment when mike is just standing there staring at him. Bug Eyed 🐛 #because he's fucked everything up hasn't he??? what the fuck was he thinking???? mike ISN'T like him #only for mike to crush his lips against will's like 10 seconds later and they make out sloppy #(and they're clumsy about it DO NOT FORGET THE CLUMSY OKAY) #(((GIVE ME THEM SMILING AGAINST EACH OTHERS' LIPS. ESP MIKE OKAY)))))) #oh my god i thought of smthn even better. will leaning away from kissing mike and being like “i'm sorry i shouldn't hav-” #only for mike to INTERRUPT HIM WITH A KISS oh. giggles and kicks my feet #alr we are starting to tread in fanfic trope territory and these tags are getting long. im done now #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st.txt

[fiendpact]

-> Could I kiss you? Astarion: There is nothing I'd like more.

#she's sooo pretty with this new animation.... #and i like the off-centered camera. it makes it look like a wedding photo or smth. tis cute :) #jess.txt #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #makaria #astarion #bloodstained #tav #astarion ancunin #dark urge #THE BLOODSTAINS ON HER ARMOR HAHA #i didn't notice that until just now. appropriate #also some spoilery tags after this point (idk when to stop spoiler warning ??) #but her dead sister's blade and the deathstalker mantle from her rejected father on her back always makes me giggle #she's everything to me. fuck you guys but i'm keeping your gear

[toastybugguy]

CRYING SO FUCKING HARD AT THE WAY SCOTT STRAIGHT UP GIGGLES WHEN STILES RUNS AND HUGS HIM… HOW DID I NOT CATCH THIS BEFORE. biting my entire fist right now. tears streaming down my face.

#he’s so cute #they’re so cute #everything about this is cute #DIES #insanely boyfriendy behavior #it was the Posey showing through I just know it #like was it the sciles? yes in my soul yes. but also that was Posey being happy to hug his friend. SUCH JOY. #the world if the TW characters could giggle more… let them get silly #teen wolf #scott mcall #stiles stilinski #sciles #scott x stiles #god this season is so fucking DARK I can’t see SHIT #not tagging liam but yeah he’s in there too #youtube

[freebooter4ever]

holy shit for the first time in ten years i forgot nicks birthday

#and ironically it was my friends video talking about march that clued me in #like fuck march passed and i didn't even notice it.... feels weird. very. weird. #jrnlsht #yikes he turned 40 this year #oh that makes me feel old lmao that makes me feel so old #i thought i had everything figured out when i was 25...of the two of us i was the one with the stable job that i loved #making art all day... and then staying up till 4am making art with nick #and like sadly literally not euphemistically #although those after hours set painting sessions did include some making out #he was such a mess back then #now we've swapped im the mess and he's the one with the stable job he loves #funny how life works out #i remember his 30th vividly his sister bought him this ridiculous bunch of balloons #which of course he hated #and he was forcing a smile cause he was trying to play nice and act like his life wasnt a total mess #and i just sat there giggling at him in his sisters kitchen with the balloons cause i could tell he was faking it #anyway it was fine i made it up to him with a much better present later that evening when we were alone :P #i dont think either of us ever imagined being this old #i certainly didnt #i remember the last time i touched his face a few years ago #it was the first time i realized that - oh- i could love wrinkles #bald with lines around his smile... it was still his face :) #but forgetting is a good thing #sometimes i need to let memories go and move on

[wanoboywednesday]

i want the shanks has an evil twin/clone whos a celestial dragon theory to be real so so bad its just so silly and funny to me i already have this au in my head where figarbro gets wrong-place-wrong-time roped into some epic pirate crime shanks commits and gets kicked out of mariejois bc they now think he’s a turncoat

figarbro is like ‘noooo this is a mistake let me back innnnn’ something something he ends up on the red force and shanks’ crew is like ‘lol captain ur brother is kind of a loserass little bitch’ and shanks is like ‘lmao trueeee’ then they have an epic adventure where they take figarbro around and forcibly teach him how to take that stick out of his ass.

#one piece #the whole time figarbro is like IM THE ELITE OF THE CELESTIAL KNIGHTS I COULD DESTROY YOU ALL #n the red haired pirates are like okay bro but have you ever smashed 15 brewskis in under a minute. black out. then woke up 24 #hours later surrounded by 3 smokin hot strangers of indeterminate gender? #the meat of the au mostly shits and giggles except for the deep scenes where figarbro is like oh actually everything ive stood for my entire #life is fucked up and evil #and shanks like hooooly shit this would be me this would literally be me if roger hadnt yoinked me #also this takes place after shanks leaves foosha but before like marineford n all that #like when they were dicking around in the east blue or paradise or wherever #shanks #one piece spoilers #kinda lol

[ehlnofay]

I've been having fun dipping into martin's perspective lately... it's helping me flesh out my interpretation of him and he never fails to be suffering tremendously in a way that is excellent to write

#whenever I get to mention pax from his pov I go HEEHEEHOOHOO like a giggling little beast of a child #their dynamic is. so fucked up kind of. but in a subtle enough way that pax #(who routinely addresses traumatised middle aged men's sad little angst moments by giving them stolen food) #(and does not know any other way to cope with anything ever) #doesn't ever really register it #but martin spends the whole time going 'oh god oh fuck jesus fucking christ that is a small child. and that is a horse.' #'and I am going to cope by projecting onto the horse. and I am in a very cold mountain house. and this is hell. fuck.' #'and we sent the small child into actual hell. again. and she's way too excited about this. and nobody has any concerns.' #'and the child is threatening to die for me. uncomfortably common as of late. and all I can do to protect the child #is keep my sad middle aged angst in my head. and hope that he doesn't actually die. fuck. everything is awful' #and pax is not perceptive enough to realise just how much he's holding back in an effort to shield them from the only thing he can (himself #and then they die (more or less) and nothing is ever resolved! the end!!! #someone talk to me about them I love them so much. blease and thank you #oc tag #pax #martin septim

[theflyingfeeling]

Samy getting excited about someone breaking a glass during their cover of Billy Idol's Rebel Yell 😂 (a rough translation in the tags)

@ Revolution, Jyväskylä, 5.12.2023

#samy elbanna #mitja toivonen #i can't make out everything he says in the beginning but: #glass: *breaks* #samy: ''fucking cool! let's give a hand for that!'' #the crowd: *applauds by samy's command* #samy: ''youuu fucked uuu-uuup! 🤪'' #samy: ''someone give that man a new drink! we'll pay! *remembers they're broke* i mean SOMEONE will pay for it!'' #middy: 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #samy: ''jukka will pay? fucking good. always loved that guy. *giggles* should we continue the song mitja?'' #middy: ''moving on!'' #samy: ''it goes something like this...'' #my concert

[themistymountainscold]

i just watched i love you phillip morris and holy fucking shit-

#first of all its based on a true story #infact it is just a true story period #second IT STARS FUCKING JIM CARREY AND EWAN MCGREGOR #THEY KISS #THEY FUCK #LIKE #then the fucking rollarcoaster of a story #i was crying #i was giggling #it was everything #i cant believe its real #and the fact jim and ewan have literally kissed like ??? #anyway fucking great movie #i reccomend it #i love you phillip morris #kanan talks #ewan mcgregor #jim carrey #movies #gay #so so gay

[lilyharvord]

Evangeline watching Cal interact with Mare at any point during war storm: 

#red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne #post broken throne #marecal #this was literally hiding in my fucking drafts #I can't believe I left this her for 1+ years #like thats so rude #it's funny as hell #i'm rereading RQ cause i got my pretty litjoy set and I'm giggling to myself over everything #there are so many parts I forogt #like I completely forgot about the part where mare finds him literally taking panels off the inside of the submariene and shes like: #bitch you're scared of fucking water why are you taking apart the ship?> #and I also forgot about the part where he unbuckles his armor with his teeth #thank you Julia for reminding me that bit exists #cause I'm so sad I forgot about it #and of course who could ewver forget: "and they can even breed #BWAHAHAHA Carmadon saw his opportunity and fucking took it #if Farley didn't know they fucked in the woods before that she knew right after from Cal's reaction

[shredsandpatches]

This is a really good article (I have mentioned it a few times before) but also, the final sentence of this abstract simultaneously gives me feelings AND makes me giggle at the author for giving the impression that he was definitely thinking of Doctor Who when he wrote it. Look, I know what that kind of person is like.

(it's me, hi, I'm that kind of person, it's me)

#doctor faustus #hot faust summer #i mean i think faustus is basically schrödinger's soul #not in the sense that he is the soul of the physicist erwin schrödinger of course ykwim #but in the sense that he exists in a superposed state of salvation and damnation #but i do like this article's conclusion that maybe a theology of predestination is more damaging than salvific #like my read on the theology of DF is basically: #okay let's say some people just don't get god's grace for whatever reason #let's say everything we've been taught about the universe and how it works is true #that would actually really fucking suck wouldn't it? #as i say all the time #i think it's key to all faust variants that his fate never quite feels fair #(i think a lot of later adaptations don't incorporate this concept fully) #this is true in both the marlowe vein and the goethe vein #ANYWAY i mostly wanted to giggle about the 'lonely doctor' thing