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dirtyyoungthing · 2 days
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keys jingling, the door unlocks and opens. i hear your shoes hit the floor as you stomp through the house, your pace slowing as you find me in the living room. i’m coloring in that book you got me again, my feet kicking up and down slightly as i hum some pop song. you can see my cute printed underwear peeking out from under my short pink dress. i turn my head to look at you and smile that strawberry sweet way i know you love.
“hi dad!! how was your day?”
you huff and cross your arms. you’re in a bad mood. work must’ve been shitty. you look me over again, and it’s like i can see the idea light up behind your eyes. you step in front of me and sit on your haunches so you’re eye level with me.
“you wanna know how my day was baby?” you reach a hand forward and stick your thumb in my mouth as you cradle my chin with the rest of your hand. i nod a yes as i suck your thumb and smile. “you really wanna know? every dirty little detail?” i nod again excitedly. i love you. i love hearing about your day. you move to sit down fully on the ground, your legs spread apart. “c’mere then.” you take your thumb out of my mouth and smear the saliva over my lips before snatching a bit of my hair in your big strong hand, pulling me closer. i have to crawl on my hands and knees, like the baby i am.
once you have me close enough you unzip your pants and slide them down past your hips, exposing your underwear to me. “you wanna know how dad’s day was, sweetheart?”
you press my face suddenly to the crotch of your underwear and startle me so badly i yelp. i try to catch my breath, but my face is pressed so deeply into your crotch that i can’t get a bit of fresh air. i can only smell the musk and sweat of your cock through your boxers. i try to pull away, to properly breathe, but you hold me there.
“that’s right baby. struggle all you want, you’re not goin’ anywhere.” i whine and try to suck in another breath. “heh, thaaaat’s it. breathe deep, sweetheart. good girl.”
you take your cock fully out of your boxers and hold the shaft in your hand as you nuzzle my face into your balls. you groan as you start to jerk yourself off. “clean me up, babygirl. my day was so. fuckin’. long. and you’re gonna be a good little girl for dad and clean him up.”
“d-dad—!” you shut me up by slapping my cheek.
“put that fuckin’ mouth of yours to use, young lady.”
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tumblr is good because one post will be a paragraphs-long heartfelt analysis that makes me feel a glimmer of shrimp emotion. then the next will be the worst possible string of words together I have ever had the misfortune of seeing with mine eyes
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lovaboy · 1 day
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i'm so sorry but the watcher tv apology video is the funniest thing i've seen since dominic sherwood had to apologize for calling matthew daddario a fag on a livestream
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re4make · 2 days
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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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fiendpact · 5 months
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accidentally tried to upload bg3 as a photo to tumblr
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burke-juliet · 2 years
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deangloriam · 1 year
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jackles explaining to his kids why he can’t afford to get them braces bc he had to pay to start a production company and then the rights to led zeppelin’s ramble on for his little fanfiction show
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kingdesanta · 5 months
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WOOHOO LETS GOOO
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gyuhanniescarat · 9 months
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ICHE VERSTEHE NICHTS MEHR.. OH NEIN, ICH BIN IN GEFAHR GOTT, HILF MIR 😳🥴😵‍💫
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHADKHADH;LFSADJGFDSGKLADSKLFSGFKDAJSGDSFLGQKAFGKLHASKLGFGDSHKAFSDHGKFQDHGKQ I DONT UNDERSTAND NOTHIN' NO MORE OH IM IN DANGER LORD PLEASE HELPPPPP MEEEE
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~ xo, jess ♡
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hahacienda · 1 year
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the bisexuals to end all bisexuals <3
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dirtyyoungthing · 2 days
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You really need to be fucked proper
*takes a long drag off a cigarette*
you have no fuckin’ clue, man.
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*joe keery voice* these boirds are in luv
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lovaboy · 9 months
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anyway i love muriel so much, they looked terrified on the elevator ride down to earth with their bosses and crowley but the second they all step into the bookshop muriel's like oooh BOOKS! and completely tunes out of the conversation 😭 they literally don't look up from this book until aziraphale rings that bell to call for order, and then they go right back to it when shax starts talking i'm DECEASED.
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me when i've just been caught helping a demon access sensitive files by one of my bosses, exposing the mystery of the entire season, and then get dragged into a fight between my bosses and the bosses of hell but i'm autistic and very nervous so i just read this book for the entire debacle
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re4make · 1 year
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when re4make comes out and there’s a new wave of people hating ashley for “whining” or whatever i think we all need to double down and just rag on them for being bad at the game
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fiendpact · 4 months
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misc bg3 gifs -> 5/∞
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arksiblings · 2 years
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Sonic Drone Home
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