#like chocolate and fruit

[phoenixyfriend]

Me: I'm color-coding it! [Explains system]

My sister: [chokes on a laugh]

Me: What?

My sister: Nothing, I was gonna say something but it's really mean.

Me: What is it? Like the suspected autism, or--?

My sister: No it's just, dude you're color-coding a cookbook. Get a job.

#b dylan hollis #baking yesteryear #job hunting #personal #autism #i showed her this post and she asked 'are you flexing that you don't have a job' #my response was 'no I'm flexing that I have this cookbook' #anyway the color coding is mostly by vibe. green for the extra-desserty. blue for the heavier less sugary stuff (usually with fruits) #orange for bread and yellow for 'I really dislike one of the ingredients but my family would like it' #pink is for Buckwild stuff and so far that only has the pork cake #Edit: just hit another Pink it's the chocolate sauerkraut cake

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[foldingfittedsheets]

No time to explain take this cake and enjoy your day

If someone gave me this cake I would take a picture too and like. Frame it. I'd be so delighted. Tragically my betrothed makes actually lovely baked goods.

#ask ffs #last year they did a really fancy chocolate cake where one of the layers was like fancy pudding but I can't remember the name #but it was so fucking tasty #another year they did a fruit pavlova #this year we'll probably get a store cake cause life is busy and hard lately

[askblueandviolet]

Hey blue or mayor- I got a question.

What's your favorite ice cream flavor? Mine is chocolate.

Also here have this *put flower crown on his head*

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#lego monkie kid #lego monkie kid fanart #monkie kid #monkie kid fanart #lmk #lmk fanart #lmk mayor #monkie kid mayor #lmk macaque #monkie kid macaque #blue and violet #I just remembered that there is actually a valid reason as to why I decided the Mayor would like pears #pear is a autumn/winter fruit #I'm so silly that I forgot that this was an actual reason for my logic behind this #mayor likes pear because its a winter fruit #and its a bit dull but the pears I have eatten are a little sweet so eh #citrus fruits are also winter fruits #this guy could probably eat a lemon whole and not even flinch #or maybe they would and their face would actually just scrunch up in the modt horrifying way #I don't know which one is funnier #anyways- the mayor likes pear flavoured ice cream/milk ice #I personally like chocolate flavoured ice cream too 👍 #I actually just love icecream in general so I think I'm jusy projecting onto the Mayor at this point #they love ice cream/milk ice #Macaque has intense mixed feelings about this #he doesn't understand the appeal of a good pear other than the fact that its a good fruit to wash down something you just ate beforehand #he likes banana and banana flavoured ice cream #y'know its funny because people assume Mayor likes blueberries because its blue and Macaque likes plums because its purple

[tooquirkytolose]

Who was the marketing genius that pushed Panettone during American Christmas time so hard because they were NOT common at all like 5 years ago lemme shake their hand cuz these giant muffin things fuck severely

#they sprung up everywhere out of NOWHERE #fuck the chocolate chip ones i like the traditional dried fruits variety

[milkweedman]

Double chocolate and blueberry loaf. Looks and smells super good, just hoping it tastes alright. I tried looking up a recipe for enriched chocolate dough and my eyes glazed over immediately, so I just winged it.

#i have made very few chocolate doughs and always forgot to add extra sugar so they were very bitter #i did add a lot of sugar this time so hopefully ? it wont be bitter ? idk its all looking good. #baking #the blueberries are dried btw bc we have like 10 pounds of dried blueberries #theres an insane and somewhat infuriating food situation going on due to the oregon government being the Worst Ever #esp re: giving people their food stamp benefits on time. i wont go into it bc it would take a while to explain and i am still very mad #but we have a lot of bulk food all bought in a panic which involves 10 pounds of dried blueberries #and im hoping they go well in bread #i do lots of bairin breac anyway which has tons of dried fruit altho that is typically soaked.... maybe shoulda soaked these...

[caterpillarinacave]

What do you think Henry's favourite dessert is?

This time of year it’s custard pudding! It’s basically eggs, cream and gelatin with a splash of orange flower water. By itself it’s pretty bland, but it’s served with a black current jam, and is very pleasant. 

It’s very reminiscent of his favorite dessert in the summer, being berry pie and vanilla icecream, but berries aren’t in season in March and it’s cold outside, so he prefers the custard.

#*me sitting amongst piles of historical cookbooks* well funny you should ask- #In other things he’s fond of: spiced cakes like ginger bread carrot cake cinnamon and cardamom caramel almond or peanut based things- #hot chocolate which in Victorian context is not technically a dessert as it fills a similar role to coffee and various candied fruits #“The art of cookery” a 1774 cookbook by Hannah Glasses had a recipe for “nut bomboons” made with #Which is a recipe Agatha liked to make except she doesn’t follow recipes #So she dumps caramel over peeled almonds or peanuts which is actually incredibly good and everyon in the institute loved it #Anyways icecream is a superior dessert and custard is in the same family #Note the difference between custard pudding and most victorian puddings which he’s not particularly fond of #Tid #tsc #Tlh #henry fairchild #henry branwell

[lastwiltedflower]

when alice said "when you needed to fight, you gave her that too" and becky said "you don't look the same at all as I remember" and mother said "I wanted to be a dancer, but not the kind that did for pay" and quirrell said "he gave me someone to hold every night" and tom said "the fact you don't wake up is no accident it seems" and jemilla said "I did it for you, zazalill" and ruth said "yesterday, the johnsons borrowed my tap shoes" and paul said "is my integrity worth anything at all".... yeah.

#just feeling every single human emotion right now and need to express myself #i have eaten a whole bag of dark chocolate bites and 4 fruit rolls #but like hey! starkid exists which is nice #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #firebringer #a very potter musical #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #trail to oregon

[bee-snail]

How do you think Zhan Tiri spends Valentines Day/the Day of Hearts?

Suffering in the lost realm

#ideally though #i think she'd be feasting #FOOD FOOD YESSSSSS CHOCOLATE AND FRUITS AND ALL THE GOOD STUFF IN THE WORLD #also a good alternative is spending this day destroying Corona! #nothing would get her on the holiday spirit like destroying a kingdom on one of their most special days of the year #HAHEHEHEEHEHE #tts zhan tiri #tts #ask response

[redysetdare]

Ppl keep telling me I should be excited for cheap Valentine's day chocolate on the 15th and while I appreciate the sentiment I've come to say that majority of Valentine's chocolate tastes sosososo bad... Oh my god it tastes awful. Idk how any allo gets swooned by those heart shaped chocolate boxes the chocolate in there always has such an off taste 😵‍💫

#text #i WILL take the peeps tho #valentines day #aro #aromantic #im not huge on candy anyways and dont normally eat a lot of chocolate #im a fruit candy guy really #so not even the cheap chocolate can get me to like this holiday im sorry

[locatislunaticolupin]

Day Eleven: That's Disgusting

Written for day eleven (of october) of @remadoramicrofics. 320 words. Also available on Ao3.

Living in the countryside with a baby, two dogs, a werewolf and a clumsy Auror meant you got used pretty fast to strange sticky surfaces, suspicious smells, and weird substances. It got worse when the dogs learned how to open doors: their best cleaning spells weren’t enough to vanish the smell, even when they got Molly Weasley on the case (she laughed at their haggard faces. This is just how it is. You’re doing everything right).

It also got worse when Teddy became a teenager. Nobody could deny who he was a son of when he tracked mud and creatures into the house or when he spilled his overly sugared tea on the couch. He liked gross stuff just as much as his parents and every other teenage boy, and “that’s disgusting” had soon replaced “welcome” in their home. However, for a bit (and just for a bit) Remus and Dora still had the ultimate trump card, so long as they managed to keep themselves from laughing. It was guaranteed to make Teddy go, “Oh, ugh, that’s gross” and leave the room or try to hide behind his hair, his scarf or his hands if they caught him before he did.

Noisy, wet, disgusting smooching, just as uncool as being a parent was.

The more comfortable with each other they grew, the more they did it in public, too, which drove Teddy insane and had him pretending he didn’t know them —including one memorable occasion when he went as far as changing his entire appearance in the middle of Platform 9 ¾ (there were people who knew him there!). Unfortunately, this only led to his parents kissing him noisily and disgustingly and even laughing when he rubbed his cheek so hard afterward it’d stayed red until the train was halfway to Hogwarts.

“That’s disgusting,” he’d say.

“That’s disgusting,” his parents would say, laughing, once he started bringing his girlfriend over.

#remadora microfics #remadora #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #teddy lupin #anth: this house is an orchestra #i wrote like four versions of this prompt #did you all know there's a fruit that tastes like chocolate pudding and it looks rotten when it's ripe

[llatimeria]

The most important invention of the 2020s so far is chocolate-dipped fruits that you can just buy in bags in the freezer aisle of many groceries. please for the love of god keep this up

#I think it's new anyway #Chocolate strawberries have been one of my top 5 favorite desserts since I could eat solid food and I'm not exagerrating #So I think if this was sold earlier in my life. I would have So gotten on that #but i'd never seen it until like. last year. when my life was changed forever #It also enlightened me to the idea of just . eating normal frozen berries sans chocolate #Which is honestly fucking great because they're just as nutritious as fresh fruit And really good snacks #And I don't have to rinse or cut them first. the nice freezer people did that for me #and i can have them out of season :) #Frozen strawberries sweet cherries and blueberries are all like. god tier #i didn't like the sour cherries :(

[pollyna]

Ice and Mav are the type of couple who can't go shopping together because it takes them hours to buy everything they need every because they argue about every single item the other picks up. But when just one of goes to the supermarket he always comes back with something the other one loves or any kind of food he sees and makes him thing of his love.

#and lube let's not forget lube #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky and pete maverick mitchell are married #domesticity #going shopping together was never an option bUT #soft #in love #pete buys tom his favourite chocolate bar and strange esotic fruit tom loves #oh and chewing gum bc tom always forgets #tom buys pete cakes and pies and his favourite beer and during winter even the expansive powder chocolate he like #so here's a lil treat #top gun(1986) #otp: i heard from the heavens that clouds have been grey

[sundropglass]

Shoutout to the little one in my head who got very excited and exclaimed, “I love muffins they’re my most favorite!!!” Because we picked up muffins today

#i also love muffins i just had no idea there was a strong opinion about them #chocolate chip is the best #also banana #i try to make myself like blueberry but i confess i cannot like fruits in baked things #ok to rb if you also love muffins theyre your most favorite #dissociative stuffs

[galaxyferret]

I had a Munchlings vision so please consider

The Hatpot Roast Ghost

#haunted mansion #my art #munchlings #Also other ideas include #Ghost Host as bacon wrapped… anything #BHB as a chocolate strawberry #Constance would nail a sour patch kid lets be honest #Hitchhiking ghosts as those fruits you put on a stick and dip in sugar #Can’t remember the name of those things #Phantom should be anything that comes out of those great depression jello molds #Y’know because anything that came out of those things were nasty just like him #Leota is just a singular meatball

[bumblingbabooshka]

what would Tuvok’s reaction be to fruity pebbles? >:)

Put Them BACK.

#Tuvok #If you want fruit with your cereal he will provide you with FRESH fruit Elieth v_v #'It isn't the same' 'Indeed. It is better.' #Q&A #bee doodles #anon #I can't imagine him liking sugary things...at least not admitting to it #I CAN imagine him liking dark chocolate or its equivalent and sneaking squares of it when no one else (except T'Pel) can see him #It'd be cute if he really liked candy/sweets as a kid but then had to give it up when he was sent to temple #And now he has a sort of association with candy/sweets as being childish...+ as an adult too much sugar is just overwhelming to him #Tuvok's kids hoping and praying that whatever treat they offer to him in the grocery store passes the: Squints at Nutrition Label check #Why are there grocery stores in a future world where you can replicate food you ask??? -smiles-