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coldflasher · 2 years
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anyway im finally catching up on season 8 and WHY WAS THIS ONE SCENE SO FUNNY
barry’s standing in kristen kramer’s office in the flash suit like: hey so we just had this near-death experience that made me feel very close to you, we both got held as hostages by goldface and we were nearly blown up, and i now know that i can trust you with my life, even though i’m pretty sure i totally hated you four or five episodes ago, so i want to share something with you. this is something that is known only to my closest friends, family, anyone i’ve met more than three times, and half the population of the city, and need you to know that i do not part with this information li--
kramer: barry i know it’s you
barry:
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ox1-lovesick · 3 months
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hi
#life update nobody asked for lol#I missed you guys my pookie wookie dookies#I deleted all my social media and life is so great wow#still a lot of mental health problems but I'm finally learning to deal with my emotions and not hate life (wow)#is it bad for me to say I'm so glad I left blr#I will probably never come back here lol but I think (?) today is txt's debut anniversary and since I am the self proclaimed empress of moa#downgrading to a flip phone actually#I unstanned txt and all the kpop peoples too (SHOCKER)#I do feel really nostalgic and sad when I think about them but I think it was the thing I needed most#delulu is infact not the solulu#daydreaming about beomgyu being the new student at my school and being soobin's bestie was never the greatest idea hey#it's so freeing to not care about them and focus on what's infront of me#if you need a sign to start growing out of kpop and start worrying about your own life here it is babe 😭 don't let anybody give you shit#Not to say kpop is bad or anything I just think for me it was getting a bit out of hand#As much as we all make fun of the delulus it's so easy to fall down that spiral when these idols constantly tell you they love you#The parasocial relationship was REAL istg these people felt like my friends#Hueningkai does not give a FUCK about me and he is so real for that#Thinking about deleting this blog but I'm logging off after this so I very well may forget it exists again#But I just wanted to share what's been going on#And I miss you guys a lot#I may have outgrown kpop and tumblr but you all still have a special place in my heart#I miss the good old days 😭 when discord let's me back in I might visit wme#Not much has changed with me but mentally I feel like a whole new person#But I hope you all are doing GREAT#Living your best lives and doing things that make you happy#You owe it to yourself more than you owe these celebrities anything#xoxo savie 😝🤟🤟🔥🔥🔥
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jakowskis · 8 months
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had the thought that hermann dresses like carl from up and then realized newt is ellie core and then i started thinking about how newt would absolutely try to attach balloons to their house to get it to float and then i just decided newt's constantly doing weird little experiments like it's just myth busters in their backyard hes exploding shit back there hes making Doohickeys and Mechanisms u kno the beginning of flubber 1997 where his kitchen is full of inventions that make him breakfast. thats the newmann kitchen. (and sometimes hermann helps code the ai on some of the inventions. couples bonding activities)
hermann walks downstairs and newt's at the dining table cackling evilly over some smoking beakers with big ridiculous goggles on and his hair sticking up at all ends and hermanns like "good afternoon dear" and walks into the living room to sit down and read and a few moments later theres a big POOF and smoke starts billowing out of the kitchen and he calls "everything alright, newton?" and newt's like "A-OK BABE GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!! I JUST INVENTED THE HYPOSPRAY FROM STAR TREK"
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isaei · 5 months
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me when my Santa telekinesis is recharging and someone tries to flirt with you
bold of u to assume that i got it like that
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ash-and-starlight · 2 years
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OBSESSED with the tattoo on Zuko’s arm in your zukka scooter tittie grab art. Have you done a drawing with it in full view??
lmao that tattoo has occasionally popped up in my art since forever but i don’t think i’ve ever drawn it complete? you could probably pierce together the whole design by sticking together all the different drawings ndfbsjd
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housewifebuck · 3 months
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Calling Ryan ‘haha so gay’ because of the way he was dressed is so icky and disappointing considering his situation. I expected more from you.
Huh???
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underwatersurfboard · 6 months
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one of my friends misspoke and accidentally invented a horrible drag king name. please welcome to the stage neil patrick stewart
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whump-queen · 1 year
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fact: if we lived near each other we would be an unstoppable force of chaos
👆👆‼️‼️💥💥
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sexynetra · 9 months
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7 and 17 please 😊
7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?
I feel like. In general I work the opposite of this? Like I haaaated Luxx all season and then people started being mean to her online and I saw red and went “actually fuck you all I love her now I’m a Luxx stan”
I will say, and I know this is controversial, I don’t understand the hype around lady Camden and something about how into her her fans are makes me not all that interested in trying to see what the appeal is, but I under no circumstances hate her or even dislike her!! I’m just not obsessed the way I have seen other people be
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
I think there should be more long form fic! I’ve come over from much bigger fandoms with a much bigger fic tradition and I’m missing having a bunch of fics that were the length of a full novel, if not longer 😂 also I think there should be more ship art, if I could draw I’d have so many sketches of my favorite ships being cheesy and romantic.
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tartt9 · 10 months
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me deep into google to find out semi accurate stats for jamie it's more likely than you think
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elytrafemme · 11 months
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tumblr dot com is a really cool site bc it’s a good place to engage with your interest and offload how you’re feeling and talk with your friends etc bla bla bla ETC but there’s also The Horrors (this platform is a psychological horror experience. 2 me) 
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dulcewrites · 1 year
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I never shipped rhaenyra and Daemon, but the show turned something that was bearable in the books into something obnoxious in the show. Like damn, give your kids time to mourn their respective parents before you get married.
Yeah they took a hard turn and tried to make them this great love story which is…. a choice. Especially if s2 goes how I think it will.
I give Rhaenyra more grace bc based on the book (and hinted at in the show), daemon has a a history of going after young girls. She truly did not stand a chance :(
That being said, it was crazy seeing them fuck like hours after laena’s funeral and then married a day later. It was painted as like this amazing reunion. doing that then going in and telling Alicent people see her as she is. One thing about Rhaenyra she’s gonna gaslight people 😭😭
But it kind of goes back to the daemon deadbeat dad thing. It’s not the choice itself that’s super egregious to me, even though I do not like the actions. it’s them not showing the aftermath. We see the kids disgusted faces at the wedding, and then Rhaenyra continue to get propped up as mother of the year and daemon is just daemon
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1am-s0-veryt1red · 7 months
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ppl that post previews or placeholders for upcoming fics on AO3 drive me insane. why are we doing this.
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elixrr · 3 months
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“could you be seen with me and still act proud?”
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➢ Jing Yuan, Argenti, Aventurine, Dan Heng, Blade, Xiao, Childe, Wanderer, Zhongli
➢ Star Rail / Genshin x [GN] Reader
➥ (their answer + reaction to this question)
➥ (comfort / fluff)
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✧ - JING YUAN
“Why, of course. I would hold your hand up for the whole of the Xianzhou to see.”
This was pretty expected of the sly general. However, what was unexpected was the way he took you in his arms and lifted you up—bridal style. You begged him to put you down as he opened the doors of his and your room, now making his way outside to remind the whole Xianzhou that you're his and he's yours.
✧ - ARGENTI
“Dearest love—of course, I would be so proud to have the chance to take the hand of mortal beauty itself, and, if it were chivalrous, I would boast about your beauty everywhere I go.”
Ever so poetic, Argenti pulls your heart strings again with his creative (yet cheesy) lines. He loves you; that's a fact that nobody can deny, and he believes that you were sent down by Idrila herself with how attractive you are. Without a hesitant thought, he backs away and offers you his hand—will you accept the offer in which he takes you from place to place, hand in hand, to show the whole world that your his love?
✧ - AVENTURINE
“You wanna take a bet? Here, I'll take you out to dinner if you guess my answer correctly—get it wrong, and I decide on what I'll do with you.”
With a wink and a smile turning into a smirk, it's always hard to guess what Aventurine is thinking, but with the clock ticking, you hardly get time to really think, and so you curiously answer with “no.” A smile grows on his face, and he leans in close, holding your arms. He whispers in your ear, “I guess that means you have to do what I tell you tonight.”
✧ - DAN HENG
“Of course. I do... I do love you, after all.”
His sentences are kept short and simple (with a little bit of blush), just like how they always are. Now, unlike most people on this list, he isn't bringing you outside to let the world know that you're dating, but he would feel and does absolutely feel proud to have you as his love. He reassures you that he would never feel embarrassed or feel the need to hide his love for you, no matter the crowd he's surrounded by.
✧ - BLADE
“Yes. Nobody's taking you, and nobody's taking me. Everyone had better know that you're mine, and the same goes for me.”
His response was rather threatening, but that's typical with Blade. His words are as sharp as his sword, but they're also as meaningful as sharp; his intent is nowhere near ill towards you, and he only means that he's dedicated himself to you already, and it's a dedication that he would never feel embarrassed or guilty for. Now, take his hand—he'll promise the world that you're his tonight.
✧ - XIAO
“Yes. Why wouldn't I be?”
In Adeptus Xiao language, he means, “yes, of course I would. Archons, holding your hand is a blessing itself.” And, though he doesn't admit it, he still feels it. You are his first and only love in several millennia. You, of every person to ever set foot in Liyue, managed to capture his heart when nobody else could. Xiao loves you, and he feels that he will forever, so he prays you'd banish him if he ever hurts you or hides his love away for something trivial because that means the karma got to him and that he's gone mad.
✧ - CHILDE
“Of course, babe! You know what? Let's go on a date right now— everything's on me!”
And that's simply Childe. Without a word, he disappears and reappears with your favorite outfit in hand, and has you put it on (in private as he waits outside the bedroom door), and when you're done, he's suddenly dressed nicely with roses in hand, and he takes you out on a date. How? No clue, but know that he's letting the whole region know that you're his right here and right now.
✧ - WANDERER
“Huh? That's a stupid question. Why are you asking me, anyway?”
Yes. He means yes in every way possible. His sharp tongue speaks the opposite, but Wanderer truly means that he would show you off to the world if he had to. If he has to, mainly because he finds the concept of love in its entirety as stupid, but he also loves you too much to let you leave him, let alone have someone else think that you're some vacant partner just waiting to be taken. Now, hold both of his hands. He'll glide you above Sumeru City and show everyone there that you're his if you're still thinking about the question.
✧ - ZHONGLI
“Well, of course. Would you like to take a walk around the harbor for me to prove that?”
Zhongli senses your insecurity, and he wishes to alleviate your worries, so he takes you to a popular teahouse by a bridge. It's not that grand or special, but he keeps you close to him as you both sip away at your tea and embrace the company of one another.
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yes, this was a heathers reference.
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taylor-titmouse · 4 months
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hey i want to talk about how you should be promoting your work as an erotic author/illustrator
i'm writing this up because the marketing aspect of my work as an erotic author/illustrator is a science to me, and also because i'm the guy who gets unreasonably annoyed when i see other creators not properly advertising their work. you presumably want to make money off your work. this post will be written under the assumption you want to make money off your work but are doing a bad job at it. it will be very confrontational. if you read this and feel attacked you're right and i am attacking you.
this is geared toward selling erotic comics/writing/books/art as products. i will probably write more than one post about this subject so if i didn't touch on something you want to know more about, comment/send me an ask and i'll keep it in mind for the next one.
i will start with my first and least specific but most important point:
DON'T GET FUCKING CUTE
hi are you paying attention. i'm gripping you by the sides of your face. do not get fucking cute with what you are trying to sell. you are not a big enough property to get cute, nobody LIKES it when big properties get cute, and you are selling porn. you have to own this. you have to be up front about this. don't be tongue in cheek, don't be all teehee i wonder what this could be~, don't be secretive. you are selling a product. you have to fucking act like it. you are an adult selling pornography to other adults. i am GRIPPING your HEAD you NEED to understand this.
and to be clear when i say 'cute' i mean coy. i don't mean cutesy, as in the aesthetic. you can be as hello kitty pastel ten emojis a post uwu as you like when you're building your audience and generating hype. but when you start trying to sell, don't be vague, don't be sarcastic, don't mislabel your work as a joke and assume everyone is on it. because they're not.
you must always assume 75% of the people seeing the thing you are advertising have no fucking idea who you are. and that includes a huge chunk of the people who already follow you. they do not know who you are or what you've been working on for two months or why they should care about it. they just got here. somebody just reposted it. they are seeing it for the first time. most people are only looking at social media for a tiny chunk of their day. they are not keeping up with you. you cannot get cute about what you are trying to sell because nobody knows what it is until you tell them.
okay are you still with me. we are going to talk about clarity now.
YOU GOTTA TELL ME WHAT IT IS
good lord the amount of times i have gone to buy somebody's comic or book and had no idea what's actually in it or what it's about. who are the characters? why should i care about them? what do they do in it? what is the premise of this thing you want me to spend $5 on? why would you not tell me? i'm shaking you again. please i have to know what i'm buying i only have so much money to spend on porn.
porn, arguably more than any other genre, relies on knowing exactly what is in it. you do not want to surprise your readers with a kink they were unaware of! and on the flip side, you do not want to miss out on your target audience! if your book contains a hot spider babe laying eggs in an elf, you have to say so. not just so people who don't want to read about eggs know it isn't for them, but so the people who are egg crazy can see that and go "oh fuck YES i love EGGS here is my $5 and an extra $2 tip for catering to me specifically". a contents/features list is as much an advertisement as it is a warning!
as for re: who the characters are and why should i care, i'm sorry but you need to learn how to write sales copy. you have to write blurbs. you have to get good at the shit that goes on the back of a book. we all hate it but we have to do it. i want to know who the characters are and what the context is. i, personally, am not interested in contemporary stories as much as fantasy and historical. please tell me what genre this porn exists in so i know if it aesthetically appeals to me. pull some books off your shelves and see how they do it. hell man go look at mine.
while you're there, note that every single book of mine has a sample of what's in it. this feels like such a no-brainer to me but again! the amount of times i have gone to buy somebody's work and they don't show me what their work looks like! you gotta give me the first page or two! just enough that i know if i like the way your writing sounds, or the way you draw your comics! i don't know you! i am not going to trust that you're good at what you do just based on a cover. the cover is to get me to this step, it is not the only step. you have to show me that you're worth spending my money on!
to put it less cynically, you want to catch my interest. you want me to go 'oh i want to see more of this', you want me to go 'ahh i want to know where this goes!' you need to get me invested and craving more. earn my $5!!!
YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT EASY TO GIVE YOU MONEY
hey go look at your bio right now. go look at your pinned post. do you have a link to your patreon there? do you have a link to your itchio/gumroad/whatever? do i have to click more than once to get to the places you want me to go to give you money? why? why are you making me click twice? have we learned nothing from every website making you click an extra time when they make some stupid UI update and how much it pisses us off? i have already given up, i have forgotten you, i am not giving you my $5 today. put your links in the easiest places to get to them.
god literally as i was writing this post i went to go find somebody's itchio to see how they described their work and it was not anywhere on their profile. grabbing you and shaking you PUT THE LINK WHERE I CAN FIND IT. don't make it hard! make it easy! i am a dickhead sitting on the toilet scrolling, saw your post, and was interested enough to read further. but you made me go to your bio to find your linktree and oops i have already gone back to my timeline to look at the boobies in the next post. stop wasting precious bio space on DNIs and put your fuckin links there!!!
this is more for the twitter people, but: just put the link in the damn post. just say the word commission. just say it's for patreon. "wuh wuh the algorithm" it is not the damn algorithm it's that everybody hates advertising and nobody wants to retweet ads. putting slashes in the words doesn't do anything and you look like a fool. i have posted so much art that says it's 'a commission for ___" and it did exactly as good as any other art despite having the word commission in it. and by doing the slashes you just made it impossible for anybody to search your account for your commission information (which should be at the VERY LEAST in a post under your pinned tweet if you're not actively posting about them being open).
okay that went on a tangent i'm going to back to the point of putting the link in the tweet. put it in the first post. not in the first reply. don't tell them to go to your bio. put it in the post people are actually going to share. it's fine to put more information in the thread but people are only ever going to share the first post. so put the link there. you have to make it easy. putting links in tweets can hurt you algorithmically, even in the replies. so you're better off having it in the post that actually gets seen and shared. i don't want to open the tweet and scroll to get to your sales page where i ASSUME you will have put all the information anyway. put it in the tweet that just got retweeted by itself onto my dash!
also you have to share it a ton of times. i repost my shit every few hours when i'm trying to push a new product. as i said before people are not 24/7 looking at their timelines. they missed it the first time. they missed it the second time. they didn't get paid yet that week but they were after the eighth time and you reminded them again so they finally bought it. that i will still get sales every time i repost a book ad weeks after release says there are always people who missed it, or who only just showed up.
abandon your pride and shill. shills pay their bills. anyone who gets annoyed about it isn't giving you money in the first place. don't worry about looking like a sell out. don't apologize for plugging your own work. post about it often, post about it in different ways. post about it. post about it. you are not going to make money if people don't know you have something to sell them. if you want to make a career out of it, you need to act like it.
I DON'T HAVE A FOURTH POINT
kisses your forehead. i'm sorry for yelling at you. i've been making and publishing and selling adult art for the past two-three years and have got myself to the point where it pays my rent, and i got there by paying attention to what does and does not work.
please do your best to make money. i want you to make money.
as i said above i plan to write more posts on this subject, such as cover design, how to actually write sales copy, and best practices with running a patreon, but if there's things you would want to hear more about leave a comment or send an ask! i will probably be less aggressive on future topics. these are just things that have grinded my gears for a grip.
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princepiastri · 6 months
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ending the war - MV1
max verstappen x reader
max's girlfriend loves to post embarrassing photos of him
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ynusername the grind never stops 💪😤
username these are amazing
username babe wake up max's gf exposed him again
maxverstappen1 stop interrupting my workouts
username that last photo
georgerussell63 these are great for ammo thank you trouble
-> ynusername you're very welcome georgie
-> maxverstappen1 trouble? georgie? 🤨
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ynusername Maximilian sit like a normal person challenge - failed
username i wonder if he even knows he's doing it
-> ynusername he definitely does not
username what is he even doing in that first one?
username stop it he's so funny
maxverstappen1 you know that's not my name
-> landonorris Max Emilian Verstappen
-> maxverstappen1 literally nobody asked you
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ynusername always on his phone 🙄
username the intense stare
maxverstappen1 i was literally texting you in all of these photos
username 3 time world champion ladies and gentlemen
georgerussell63 what was the makeup for?
-> maxverstappen1 trying to cover the wrinkles from dating her
-> ynusername clearly they didn't do a very good job then
-> maxverstappen1 😒
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maxverstappen1 payback
landonorris saving these for blackmail
-> ynusername blocked
username okay but these are CUTE
ynusername MAX VERSTAPPEN
-> maxverstappen1 😁
-> ynusername that couch looks real comfortable for you tonight
-> maxverstappen 😦
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ynusername ending the war - and proving i actually like my boyfriend
alex_albon this is disgusting
georgerussell63 bring the old account back
-> ynusername i'm a changed girl
landonorris this is not what i want on my feed
-> maxverstappen1 then stop following my girlfriend
username the IT couple
maxverstappen1 ❤️
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