#like 15-20%

[noelledeltarune]

EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt

#talk tag #IT KILLS ME. REIGEN IS NOT MOB'S DAD. HE HAS A DAD. INGO IS NOT AKARI'S DAD. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CAN ANYONE HEAR ME #(not even necessarily to say that ingo is in his late 20s but still) #(even if he was a 30-40-50 year old no matter how old he is no fucking teenager is gonna call some guy they met as a 15 year old ''dad'') #GAI IS NOT A FATHER FIGURE TO ROCK LEE HE WAS LIKE 13 WHEN HE WAS BORN! PLEASE!!!!!!!! #one time i saw that a ​person wrote a fic where mario was like a father figure to luigi. #they are TWIN BROTHERS. #not what this about but idk where else i can say anything about this. #just horrible #also sometimes someone is just An Older Friend like no familial relationship just a friend or acquaintance who is a lot older than you

[hamable]

Love the Bad Kids immediately shutting down Porter’s attempt to proselytize; like absolutely not, you can’t defend this. You’re a bad teacher. Yeah, we spent the summer hunting the Night Yorb on behalf of the school, because the Night Yorb was our fucking fault in the first place. Elmville didn’t refuse to sign Gorgug’s MCAT, you did, Porter. You’re a freak. You’re 45 and you’re juicing and the teenage archdevil who clocked your bad vibes freshman year day one already swooped the godly domain you’re vying for out from under you and put it on standby like last week. Get fucked old man.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy #cant wait to see him get his ass kicked #Gorgug passing the strength check to pin this 15 ft teacher to the wall/grapple him is incredible #Gorgug’s literally dead and he’s still throwing shade while being thrown around in Porters fist like a ragdoll #fhjy spoilers

[whoseblogisitanyways]

tag yourself: intrepid heroes' alter emos as ppl who went to my public high school

#i'm sorry but also i couldn't not frfr #also this is NOT a reflection upon any of the real people in this show #i am most like emy lee and i am ashamed of it #literally i would be 15 minutes late to school every day then do my makeup #but the quote real? unquote emy lee was cooler than me #fhjy #d20 fhjy #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy shitpost #intrepid heroes #d20 #fh #also murph's alter emo looks so much like one of my shit exes #sorry murph you don’t deserve how savage yours is #tbh the references are soooo early 2010s but i am proud of some of them #and if no one gets any of them all of the skin will wither from my bones #tag urself

[schreibfederlaerm]

it's just really funny to me to imagine Fabian actually being a great big brother honorable nemesis.

like, putting a nemesis ward on the nursery with aelwyn's help since "it won't do if they die before their eighteenth birthday, will it?" (aelwyn, deeply sarcastic: "well of course, that is exactly why I put the ward on adaine's room." fabian, too deep in denial for sarcasm: "see? you get it")

gifting them a battle sheet baby blanket since they should start preparing for their battle early on (and yes it's extra fluffy, it's for a baby stop laughing everybody)

generally trying to teach them everything he knows "so their battle to the death will be a fair one"

giving their adventuring party the same lecture on tactics that the bad kids got from his papa

hunting down chungledown bim and any other nemesis so his sibling is the only one who could get a piece of his fund (he just wants it to stay in the family, shut up)

just. fabian being an amazing big brother but also if you call him that to his face he will cut you

#no one can tell me that fabian of all people will look at a toddler trying to copy his dance moves and still try to kill them 15 years later #the vibe is very much 'good night westley good work sleep well i'll most likely kill you in the morning' #except fabian will have been like that for as long as his sibling remembers so there's not even a bit of fear #fantasy high #dropout #dimension 20 #fabian seacaster #d20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #d20 fhjy

[gayhoediaz]

#asking cause i live in a highly populated area #like a suburb kinda but not rich but lots of kids #but our closest bus-stop is like 15-20 mins and it drives me insane

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i think it would be funny if people occasionally arose from the dead. like if that was a real-life one-in-a-million but well-documented Thing That Sometimes Happens, and the entire legal system around death (laws on inheritance & marriage & murder etc) had to include caveats for the unlikely-but-scientifically-possible event that the dead person in question might spontaneously self-resurrect, even years or decades after death. it would raise so many inconvenient and absurd possibilities

#imagine the legal system in that timeline #property laws and inheritance laws and bigamy laws--what happens if your spouse resurrects 10 years after they die? #think how AWKWARD that would be #what happens if you inherit from someone who comes back do you have to give the inheritance back? what if u used it to buy stuff? #does the jetski u bought with the money your grandpa left u 15 years ago in college now belong to grandpa? #or is there a statute of limitations? #if the guy you got convicted of murdering returns from the dead does your conviction get changed from murder to grievous harm? #how is the grievousness of the harm measured? in the number of years the guy spent as a corpse? #what if you spend 20 years in prison and the victim comes back to life and it turns out grievous harm would have landed you only 5ish years #do you get reimbursed for the extra 15 years u spent in prison? #what is the legal process for proving you have come back to life? #what are the minimum legal requirements for establishing a revenant's identity? #does it become regulation to make fingerprint/dental records of every single person who dies just on the off chance one of them comes back? #what happens if it's someone from like 300 years ago? #the world has changed and everyone they know is dead. is there a social services department that can help with that? #there would be a whole branch of counseling services for people who have reanimated or had a loved one reanimate #grief 2.0 counselors

[aye-of-newt]

you can tell mizu was raised by an old man from the absolutely everything about them and I deeply love that

#they seduced me with their crotchety ways #have all the world weary agitation of a 65 year old at the ripe age of 20 #mizu started saying i’m too old for this shit at age 15 #you can’t kick me out of your dojo yet you didn’t feed me #that would be rude young man #walking around complaining about kids these days #at like….18 #blue eye samurai

[5ftboy]

"I've been afraid all of my life. And you guys are really, really kind. There's no part of you that'll feel like you're just dragging me around?" "[We're] all going to do stuff the others don't like from time to time... But that's what best friends are for. We'll work through whatever we have to."

#dimension 20 #misfits and magic #d20 #d20edit #mismag #brennan lee mulligan #lou wilson #danielle radford #evan kelmp #whitney jammer #sam black #mine ** #i've been rewatching mismag clips and i couldn't Smash the ENTIRE like . 15 minute convo they all had #but these bits made me very :'-o emotional . #smth smth mental health feeling of like . Oh my (in this case literal) demons coming to the surface . #but allowing and accepting ur loved ones to Help u through rough times when they're all here for u !! #1k **

[heyimboredtalktome]

this scene was just straight up psychotic fr i was so shook

like look at her face like she's legit enjoying this shit 💀

and hunter b-15 when she finds them, and you actually hear the blood dripping in the background, the whole thing is just so terrifying

#like #marvel usually doesn't go for gore #and while they didn't show it #its just so much more impactful because of that like #you're left to imagine for yourself what 20 or so people crushed to the death #might look like #augh #loki laufeyson #loki series #loki season 2 #loki #mobius m mobius #lokius #hunter b 15 #miss minutes

[maxpadelchampion]

max really goes about his days threatening retirement to whoever will listen and praises charles to people who ask him stupid questions

#king behavior #he really said I feel a disturbance in the lecfosi force and CLEARED everyone #he said im the true leader yall are just here for a short stay #also acting like he didn’t say he was gonna race charles for the next 15-20 years #shut up boy with your relegated football team player haircut #lestappen #they said max only rates charles and no one else

[risingsunresistance]

wha... hey for those of you who have told me you've never played minecraft, or you have bedrock but not java... minecraft is. on sale? this thing NEVER goes on sale-

#seems like you cant buy JUST java from what i can see on this page. it's a java/bedrock bundle for $15 #(the page shows $20 but that's including a bunch of shop junk you dont need. JUST the games is $15) #i guess buying JUST java isnt a thing anymore. i dont see that anywhere on the shop page lol #dungeons and legends are also on sale #mobile and switch releases too #i have no idea what the prices are in anything but USD sorry #hey pspsps if you've ever wanted to play skyblock now's your chance #chat

[twelvedaysinaugust]

That’s why I’m more into Louis as an Artist as well as a person. Bc even if some things seem manipulative and contradictory he comes across very genuine and honest. Not everything he did was right in my opinion and I would not defend him regardless of his actions, definitely not. After all I have high sympathy for him and I do want to support him as long as i don’t feel like he’s playing a role or is actively lying to his fans or tries to take advantage of them in an immoral, unfair way. Even if his behavior seems manipulative sometimes I view him as humane and trustworthy for some reason, I know that doesn’t make much sense but it’s genuinely how I feel. Like some reactions of his in the past towards Larry stuff were maybe not nice but they were kinda understandable. he can be impulsive but he is just honest and addresses things directly. With Harry I feel totally different. Especially since the Harry’s house era has started. The person on stage is so different from the Harry we get to see anywhere else. And I can’t really explain why but to me it seems like there is a change going on in the way he is presenting himself, in the way he is treating his fans and in the way he’s seems to play different roles depending on what set up he is in. You said, his behavior with Larry is more consistent and that’s why it feels more like baiting sometimes. And I totally agree. I really don’t view Harry as an honest person in general when it comes to his public presentation. It always feels like there’s so many people behind him that have a huge impact on him and on his official appearance. The only thing in terms Larry that felt more personal to me was i will survive at Coachella. And that doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with Larry, even. So whenever he does „something“ like the coordinates next to Tomlinson road, all I can see is a big office with a bunch of men in suits planning things for larries, for harries and all the other people in Harry’s fanbase. And with Louis it doesn’t feel like that at all. I always think about how Harry said he is like a mirror to his fans. And honestly yes he is and it’s like he’s giving us what we want. I have know idea what kind of person he truly is and what he really thinks about us. All the love tho, I support him and this is not supposed to be a rant at all haha. Sorry this is way too long!

Yeah, same. I don’t hate Harry. I just think he’s exceptionally greedy. Louis has his issues, too. 🤷‍♀️

Storytime: I was on Twitter looking for tickets and I saw a fan who bought two absolute nosebleed seats for platinum prices - $950. Her friend was trying frantically to sell them for her because she simply could not afford them at that price. It really soured my opinion of Harry, tbh. Why would you want to put even one fan in the position of panic-buying something they cannot afford? Artists can opt out of dynamic pricing. Plenty of people in the industry have spoken out against it and even gone as far as issuing fans refunds. Everyone jokes about Harry not leaving America, but does anyone ask why? Dynamic pricing is illegal in the EU! That’s why! It’s weird to me that people blame Jeff for all of this when Harry stands to benefit from it the most.

#idk Harry and Jeff’s arrangement #but most managers take a cut of the artist’s earnings #like 15-20% #so Harry would make more money than Jeff in that scenario #but it gets more complicated bc of the Azoffs investments #but Harry stands to gain a lot either way #that’s my point

[soup-child]

The fact that Adaine "i don't know if im asexual im 15" Abernant and Riz "why is everyone so horny im definately aroace" Gukgak both being in the same show is incredibly important to me

#like i was just like adaine at 15 and have slowly shifted more towards riz but i like that both are shown #having 2 characters with similar aspec experiences and showing how they react differently is great #and do i think adaine is ace? not really i think if she feels attraction she would put that on the back burner while she deals with her #anxiety and her family being the worst and even now thats shes dealt with all that i dont think its a storyline shell dive into #i think what im trying to get at is that having people support her being ace would help adaine regardless of how she ends up identifying #and i think that riz having a friend (one who doesnt identify as ace) is important for him and feeling like he fits in while being aroace #i dont know if that made any sense but they are best friends #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak #adaine abernant #you'll have to pry aroace riz from my cold dead hands #<- thats my aroace riz tag

[thundergrace]

And five 20-episode seasons used to get you here.

Now you get one 10-episode season and have to download it right away because it likely won't get a physical release and might be ripped from streaming forever for tax purposes.

#by the way i think 15-20 episodes is a solid season #never needed the 20-25 with like 6 filler episodes

[novelconcepts]

The more the show progresses, the more I want to see the 90s cast infiltrating the modern timeline. We've gotten hints of it with Shauna and her younger self, her Jackie hauntings. We've gotten a little more with adult Lottie seeing teenage Nat (and Laura Lee), and with Natalie getting teenage Lottie in her final moments. I want more. I want the teen cast to be absolutely invasive on pivotal adult moments, infecting their adult counterparts when least expected. I want Taissa's argument with Van to dissolve into their teenage selves, their bond endless and timeless and inescapable. I want Misty absolutely wrecked by young Natalie lurking around corners, watching from mirrors. I want to see these women unable to navigate adulthood without the specters of their teenage selves cropping up absolutely everywhere, more and more as they let the memories in, as they stop being able to repress the trauma. They didn't grow up. They never could. You are always doomed to regress around your high school teammates. You are haunted by the phantom elements of your misspent youth. It is a comfort, and it is a gift, and it is a trial, and it is a curse. I would love to see that reflected with greater intensity, until the lines blur, until the timelines have no choice but to intersect. They haven't escaped themselves at all. They didn't grow up. They just got older.

#yellowjackets #yj meta #yj theories #i love the moments of younger cast popping up in the modern timeline so fucking much #i am truly obsessed with the idea that they look at one another and they see the girls from the woods #they don't see the adult versions at all. they don't see adults in the mirror either #the older i get the more i feel like i'm 10 or 15 or 20 in a body that keeps outwardly aging #and if that's going to hit anybody it's going to be these people who have never been able to leave the hell of their adolescence behind #give me hewson and savoy brown popping up in the middle of a taivan fight (or makeout. i ain't picky). #give me thatcher continuing to appear to lottie and to misty in moments of duress #give me nelisse staring shauna down as she tries to backpedal into suburbia #haunt! these! women! haunt them GOOD #(also outside of narrative purposes it would be so fun to see the dual roles intersect. actors playing the same character getting #to play together. scenes where they blend. it would be satisfying in so many ways. i yearn.)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

putting my prediction on record now that the coming decade is going to see the rise of viral-marketed fancy at-home water filtration systems, driving and driven by a drastic reduction in the quality of U.S. tap water (given that we are in a 'replacement era' where our current infrastructure is reaching the end of its lifespan--but isn't being replaced). also guessing that by the 2030s access to drinkable tap water will be a mainstream class issue, with low-income & unstably housed people increasingly forced to rely on expensive bottled water when they can't afford the up-front cost of at-home filtration--and with this being portrayed in media as a "moral failing" and short-sighted "choice," rather than a basic failure of our political & economic systems. really hope i'm just being alarmist, but plenty of this already happens in other countries, and the U.S. is in a state of decline, so. here's praying this post ages into irrelevance. timestamped April 2023

#apollo don't fucking touch this one #serious post #not a shitpost #hope i forget about this post and have no reason to ever look back on it one day #fyi i'm aware that access to potable water is already a major issue in parts of the U.S. yes i know flint michigan exists #i'm saying that this issue is going to GROW unless local & federal governments work together to fix it. #so it's a matter of if we trust them to fix it. And well--do you? #what are the chances the government just denies there's a problem until the water actually turns brown #at which point it's already been common knowledge for years and people have just become resigned and that's our new normal #i'm mean come on. how many of us already believe that we're being exposed to dangerous pollutants we don't know about and can't avoid #like that's pretty much just part of being a modern consumer. accepting that companies will happily endanger your life for a few pennies #and the most you'll get is like a $50 gift card as part of a class action rebate 20 years down the line #probably the history books will look back on Flint as a warning and a harbinger that went ignored #luxury condos will advertise their built-in top-of-the-line filtration systems--live here and you can drink water straight from your tap! #watch the elite professional class putting $700 dyson water filtration systems on their wedding registry #while the rest of us figure out how to fit water delivery into our grocery budget while putting 90% of our paycheck towards rent #also eggs are $15