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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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reblog for sample size !!

#tortoiseshell

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died and came back exactly the same but something was so so so wrong with me before and now I have an excuse to really lean into it

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i think, if they were real, they would hang out while waiting for the mortals in the time loop to reset. and they'd be buddies.

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im hunting americans

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The Windsor Star, Ontario, November 1, 1958 

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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

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make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

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we all remember Kristen’s familiar, right?

[ID: a recreation of a Steven Universe comic panel by Haus of Decline. In this version, kristen applebees has a tiny winnie the pooh in a baby chest carrier and is supporting her weight in one hand while the other holds her staff of doubt beside them. They both have a worried expression as Kristen says "i think we're gonna have to kill this guy, winnie", who disappointedly replies with "damn". /end ID]

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dont you dare call me a fucking fake gamer i think about dick every moment of my life.

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Sleepy Eepy Mareepy

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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse

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Can’t believe I haven’t seen anyone else do this with them gotta do everything myself

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Transcript:

[Caldwell laughing in the background] Jake: This episode was-- it was a strainer, that's all it was. Murph: Get re-- yeah. If you're here for the story, but you forgot who we are [The others laugh] this is to remind you to leave. Jake: It's beautiful collaborative storytelling told by a bunch of fucking cum muppets. Emily & Murph: Yeah [Everyone laughs.] Caldwell, through laughter: Cum muppets??

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