Me: Every tortoiseshell tom in media, from Mungojerry to Redtail, has to either be transgender or infertile in order to be a tortoiseshell, because the genetics for red cat coats can only come from a non-red or tortoiseshell molly and a red tom. You need two Xo genes.
My teacher, just trying to get through the day: That’s nice now can you please finish this worksheet
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For @sterekdrabbles! March 3rd’s prompt was cat, hilarious, irate. I love fics where Derek and cats are real sweet to each other, but this prompt was screaming for Derek and a cat to not get along! XD
Also on AO3.
Derek was not amused by his current situation. He was up in a tree, reaching for a little tortie cat. But the cat, apparently sensing his werewolf nature, hissed every time he tried to pick her up. “It’s not funny, Stiles,” he growled as he heard another peal of laughter from his boyfriend on the ground.
“It‘s hilarious!” Stiles insisted.
Derek finally grabbed the cat. The irate tortie started clawing him as viciously as any wolf, then leaped out of his hands, darted down the tree, and ran to her house.