listening to fobs discography on shuffle can be so funny sometimes bc you’ll get get busy living’s insane spoken word ending go into the cunt serving slay intro of their i wanna dance with somebody cover
[nope! sorry kazui. he gains a fancy collar, larger than his prisoner's choker, but definitely fancier. A small charm of a green apple dangles from the middle]
eh- ah....this is just embarrassing now... What is it with you all and cat-related tricks, anyway?
Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Maj. Kaidan Alenko, Lt. James Vega, and Dr. Liara T'Soni
With: The Illusive Man and Dr. Eva Coré
Your vision is pathetically limited. You were a tool- an agent with a singular purpose. And despite our differences? You were relatively successful. But like the rest of the relics in this place, your time is over.
Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)
hello! just wanted to pop in here to say happy new year and i hope you have a great year ahead!!!!!! may you have many more reiju thoughts and may you get. 10 billion us dollars in cash 🫶
HAPPY NEW YEARS TO YOU TOO!!! may we both flourish in emotionally fulfilling ways as well as getting that CASH MONEYYYYY in our bank accounts. amen.
called out for lovey-dovey horny thought crimes. r!ren isn't as good at hiding his thoughts and feelings as doc!ren is lol. like. he thinks the only way to express what he feels internally is through physical action, but in reality that shit is written ALLLLLLLL over him and he has no idea. bless his heart (poor bastard).
(cw nsft and very light ds dynamics under readmore)
i can absolutely imagine teasing him like "oh btw... did you zerk it to the thought of me last night? was your shirt still warm where i laid on you all evening before you drove home? did it still smell like me? :) "
and he just starts GLOWING and sweating buckets and fidgeting like "ahaha..... i meeeeean. uh! um."
and then i'd have to kiss him all over his cute fucking face and reassure him that That Was The Point. that i wear my perfume even during "i can barely move from my bed so let's watch a movie and cuddle or something" dates and lay all over him for a reason. ❤
(though really it's mostly that i want to smell nice for him and lay my head on his big naturals bc he's comfy)