#let me be real with you for a sec

[missjscornermarkethub]

**Insert awesome blog title here**

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I'll admit it.

Between running an Instagram, online shop business that deals in both online and in person products & services; while running this blog among other things?

I'm not sure how this is going to go, or really what I'm going to be doing with this blog besides posting my art and what's available on my shop as well as maybe some new tips and tricks I've learned along the way.

I hope y'all get something good out of it.

Thank you for being here. 💛

Please allow me to reintroduce myself;

Hi, my name is Lorren.

I'm 29 years old and I'm a multimedia artist.

I have 8 years of previous experience in Hospitality & customer service. (Training since I'd been in high school until I'd finally had an epiphany and realized that I absolutely HATED IT.)

I have 2 years experience in retail where I re-discovered my artistic flair that high school art class had previously all but killed in me; then went back to pursue my hospitality training and tried to cultivate my re-discovered love of art (because retail had killed my passion for anything else just barely within two years) and I was even happy for a while...about four to six months to be exact.

Then I realized when I was just starting either my cert 2, or 3 in Hospitality; I didn't want to do this. I wanted to be the ceo of my own company; I even said so and when I did; it felt 'Right.' Certainly more right than Hospitality & Retail ever did. Those were just what I had been pushed into by the people around me because I was 'somewhat good at them'; but I HATED IT.

I hated how they stunted my creativity; I'd reach a certain level of skill, but then they'd keep me there because I was 'the best at it'. They wouldn't let me try anything new, or push myself; I got bored and everything I had initially liked about it quickly grew stale again. I became dispassionate, anxious and filled with resentment. I did what I was supposed to, but I stopped going above and beyond for them from then on.

It took a pretty serious and personal event (even after my health had already taken a steep dive) to finally see that there was absolutely no future there for me. At least; it wasn't a future that I wanted. I was even going to get a job out of it, but after seeing how they treated me when I was sick and how they treated when I was going through an extremely hard time with a very public, very embarrassing, personal matter; I turned down the position.

I had never felt more liberated, or more nervous, yet calm about where my life would be headed from then on, but more about that at a later time.

My mission is to offer my skills in;

Handcrafts I.e. small scale model scenes, landscapes, events etc, I also dable in making some hair accessories, keyrings as well as home decor.

Painting I.e. hand painted canvas, coasters, trinket boxes etc.

Digital design & printing I.e. digital drawings of my own designs, & some are from collabs, (I mark & credit each one) I also have experience turning hand drawings into digital drawings & we can have whichever design you choose printed on items such as; mugs, wallet flip phonecase, regular back phonecases, etc.(also hoping to expand to t-shirts, journals, stickers & notepads)

I utilize all of these skills to help you celebrate;

~You & Your Loved Ones; birthdays, achievements, experiences, milestones, etc.

~Your pets; birthdays, achievements, experiences, milestones, etc.

~Your Business; anniversaries, achievements, milestones, etc.

~Comemorate that special trip/s to that/those far away place/s you had always wanted to go.

Because you, your Loved ones, your stories, experiences and your life is worth celebrating and should be done so with gifts that are as valuable, meaningful & unique as you are.

It's also my hope to remind you through my work; that in a society that favors mediocrity, in authenticity, copycats & shuns individuality; I challenge you to 'Dare to be different.'

Take care and stay golden.💛

~Lorren

#missjscorner #artist #small business #handcrafts #handmade #digital artist #let me be real with you for a sec #im not sure what im doing #i just hope that we all get something good out of it #thank you for being here and I hope that you enjoy my work #get to know the artist #get to know the blogger

[shays-shack]

Was binging nichijou yesterday (for like the 2nd time 💀) and one scene reminded me of a post I saw that was like "Nano's character arc could be interpreted as a trans allegory" and....

yeah I see it

#nichijou #nano shinonome #TRANS NANO REAAAAL #I know it ain't canon but just let me cook for a sec #nano my baby i love you i hope everyone sees you as a real girl soon 🫡🫡 #that's a lie they already do good job nanonanonano #gonna draw her more soon she's fun to draw

[thyandrawrites]

I gotta say, as much as I normally sympathize more with Reo, reading chapter 13 of epinagi and rereading the main manga at the same time makes me feel for Nagi, too.

Seeing just how often Nagi's thoughts go to Reo, his reasons for snapping at him after the 3v3 makes so much more sense. In Nagi's narration, it's obvious that he holds a lot of respect to Reo as a player, other than a friend. Every time he faces a challenging opponent or sees a great play, his mind always goes to him. When he's not wishing to show Reo all these amazing things, he's reminding himself and others that they must keep challenging strong opponents to justify having left Reo behind. One way or another, their promise is always very present in his mind, and he's giving it his all to make it come true.

But then they run into each other in the baths and Reo is acting suddenly cold. He doesn't want to hear about Nagi's efforts, and he calls him a rival. It would be so easy to take offense to that, to assume—like Reo did—that the other has forgotten about their promise. But it's not here that Nagi's temper snaps. Instead, he takes it in stride, and actually looks kind of fired up for the chance of facing a Reo who will go all out. After all, Nagi understand wanting to take on strong guys, and through this and other subtle details, it's shown that in his mind Reo is still very much one of them. I'd say that he perceives Reo as an equal, if not strictly a teammate at present. This is especially clear when Nagi's first impulse is to still pick him as his first choice when they win. We've established that Nagi doesn't let sentimentality get in the way of having the best shot at achieving his dream (think of the pep talk he gives to Bachira about leaving him behind if he doesn't step up even if he and Isagi are close). So, all of this to say: Nagi speaks with his actions, and he chooses Reo for Reo's skills, not for his attachment to him as a friend. He respects him.

But he respects their dream more, in the end. Just like how he left with Isagi not by any fault of Reo's own, but to examine his own drive for football, Nagi once again makes the choice that would best result in bettering his plays. Not because he doesn't care, but because he's that serious about it, actually.

Again, Reo doesn't make the cut not because he lacks skills, but because his playstyle isn't compatible with the way Nagi's team is evolving. Reo would bring them balance because he's skilled and charismatic enough to singlehandedly whip up their mismatched chaos into a proper team. But being a team would make them worse players individually, and Nagi has enough maturity to know that's a step back for his own skills, not one forward. Not a single moment has passed by so far where he hasn't been putting his all towards fulfilling his end of the promise, or one where he hasn't had full faith in Reo in turn.

And then Reo, who has acted cold and standoffish all this time for seemingly no reason... Reo, who is so skilled but wants to be picked even if it means losing and possibly flunking out of the program, their best chance to get closer to the world cup... The same guy who swore they'd be best in the world, but whose efforts only stopped at winning in the first selection...

that Reo goes and accuses him of not giving a shit about their promise to each other.

I think I would've snapped back too

#Let's be real for a sec. Reo was a brat there #I totally get where he's coming from and he is absolutely right to be upset and hurt #But accusing nagi of indifference was a step too far come on #He used to trade his position for the goalie's so he could better slack off #Now he's putting his whole soul into it and you don't get how that's a love confession? Come the fuck on reoo wake uppppp #Ok im kidding about the love part but these two...I swear #Blue lock #Nagireo #I need to make a tag for my ramblings.... #It's not quite meta bc it's so ship focused but it deserves a tag #People who are more creative than me do you have any suggestions?? #Nagi seishirou #Mikage reo #Bllk thoughts

[dear-eli]

That moment when you have a dream about somebody and it feels so real that your brain legitimately has to take a moment to grieve its loss when you wake up and realize it isn't

#depression #technically it wasn't you in the dream #...it was jacob elordi from Euphoria (don't ask me why; i do not know) #(and even weirder; in the dream he was basically trying to circumspectly ask me and/or the friend(gf?) i was with to eat his 🍑 lmao) #(he tried to bribe/entice us by picking pears for us out of this massive tree - showing off lmao) #(mine was shaped like an upside down heart 🥲) #(so i told him like 'i don't even know how to do that. i have no experience. but like. maybe??) #('maybe? if im like 💯 sure you cleaned between the cheeks? idk it seems awfully intimate to ask of someone youre not like dating') #and then he came closer to me and let me hug him for a sec. just for a second. my arm around him & ear to his chest #and it felt so real!!! #until i woke up juuust enough to realize: jacob elordi was not real. #BUT that my brain had used the very real sense memory of hugging you to produce that dream sensation #and it made me so homesick #because your left ribs still feel like home to me #even five months later #what the fuck is wrong with me

[yooniesim]

If you harass someone over their bachelor challenge in the sims 4 for having "favoritism and bias" you are a straight up unserious loser

#ceci speaks #nonsims #text #delete later #negative #and u can quote me on that one #let me be controversial for a sec #even if there is bias #WHO TF CARES #its their game #and im gonna hurt your feelings but #some contestants just have better chemistry with the bachelor than others #gameplay being random is fun in concept but #the sims is freaking stupid #and in concept #it being random is NOT LIKE THE ACTUAL BACHELOR AT ALL #you think the man is sitting there like oh yeah better make this equal for every single person #nah theyre trying to find out who best matches them personally which involves bias #(we're pretending the bachelor is real and not scripted lol) #the randomness aspect can sometimes be fun but its also stifling bc the sims gameplay is boring and not as good at stories as say sims 2 was #its not gonna be as interesting naturally #like i did a bc entirely random and you know what happened #NONE of them were interested in my bachelor at all lmfao bc the game just decided it #and it ruined it and thats dumb #but anyway just let people enjoy things and do what they want #you joyless losers

[kyros-tha-soldier]

If you support the ongoing Human genocide in palestine, DRC and Sudan or you are a "nUWUtral cutie patootie oooooh i am so neutral I don't care 💅💅💅" type of person and STILL be a fan of one piece ...

Then I've got bad news for you

Your ass is reading too fast or you're too damn dumb to understand what the story is about. Either way get off the fandom and shut up forever

#If you don't like this post then boohoo I don't care #Human lives are precious no matter the color or gender or beliefs or religion #And that's what Oda is trying to show but some of y'all are very very dence and can't understand that #“B-But i enjoy it” yeah ok cool but you also automatically enjoy seeing people dead and seeing kids and civilians dying #I have been supporting the cause with my friends on my priv instagram and the amount of OP fans who are pro genocide like????? #Bitch get your shit together and go watch paint dry... Or don't; paint is too precious for your ass #“all lives matter” until it's about black people or native americans or Balkans or south asians or Inuit or Quechua or Homeless people or- #-Latin Americans or Arabs or Holocaust survivors or Central asians or chechens or Tatars or Rohingya or Uyghur- #I could go on forever! But y'all go “all lives matter” the moment a black person says “black lives matter” because let's be real for a sec. #You say “all lives matter” and you know DAMN well you don't give a single shit about those lives as long as they're not white #The hypocrisy is showing baby and it's on you if people hate your guts for it #Also... Support Palestinians by donating to Palestinian aid services; E-sims; Palestinian owned businesses and damilies ❤️ #Same goes for the Congolese and Sudanese ppl. Send them aid; donate; help the artists and people who speak for their cause and speak up ☝️🙏 #There are some very trusty organizations out there to help but I can't link them since I'm afraid some of them can turn out to be scammers #I'll try to find legit ones #As for anybody who wants to come and whine about me becoming “too political and whiny blah blah”- #You can eat shit for all i care 🤗🥰🤩 #Unfollow if you disagree I don't give a damn #free congo #save congo #DRC #I STAND WITH CONGO #FREE PALESTINE #غزة العزة #غزة حرة #فلسطين حرة إن شاء الله #جمهورية الكونغو الديمقراطية #الكونغو #السودان #Sudan

[unproduciblesmackdown]

eddie bracken as orville wingait in summer stock (1950)

#don't get it wrong abigail whacking orville upside the head is during their comedy backstage 5 sec to Resolution ending rush #literal last minute conclusion crunch in unsurprising formatting lol; i chose a more peaceful gif to end on. note the prior one's [feet Up] #i hope this illustrates There Is Much Material. more clips than this & truly as good or better a role as any others to choose from here #summer stock #conveniently it's apparently wingait in the movie but via that casting news this (2023) role is wingate #tcm fancam life...we've all been there. akd talking abt meet me in st. louis like maybe i should rewatch lol. have to muddle through someho #anyways there's for sure room to like grab a little thread of plot and enhance it in this story. e.g. orville & abigail could talk Thrice #their B-plot / more idiosyncratic romance there is still >>>>>> the main JUDY & GENE one unsurprisingly even w/o a third convo lol #whoops the main guy is an asshole. judy/jane learns she loves show business so just kinda may as well be in love w/the show guy ig #like girl you don't have to be...but ofc already although her & orville's dynamic is pleasant enough she seems somewhat disinterested #while fascinatingly for our purposes though orville is framed a bit like [this NERD] he can't be too dunked on b/c [romantic B-plot] #meanwhile abigail's Undeserving Of Gene/Joe (she is but she's too good for him) qualities being just that she's been too Indulged so like #in her lack of protestant ethic farm work she's so conceited & sensitive that she wants to rest & not be yelled at??? #smash cut to for real judy/jane on Opening Night like asking tentatively like oh romantic interest you're Not gonna yell at me..?? #but she's been Hard Working so she will tolerate the physical AND emotional demands. but she's also more Talented than abigail #so joe need not be mean to her Anyways like. okay wild maybe we could rework that but congrats abigail for NOT ending up w/him fr #meanwhile orville's arc (joe has none to speak of save realizing he wants to make out w/this other woman now) is as clear as anyone's #extricate himself from otherwise only getting to be an extension of his father who is generally interfering / directing / demeaning him als #another ''well i don't know about that'' element in that when orville Does tell him to cut that out his dad actually just rolls with that #and becomes more amicable lol like well that does work out & it's unsurprisingly like cmon orv you can't LET him treat you like that... #and if you didn't? he'd just be like ''oh haha okay''...like is abigail supposed to be ''right'' abt uhh romance there but yet she's just #too sensitive to handle Tell Don't Ask / No Apologies? maybe; but they both end up getting to Not Stand For It lol. i think that that would #ofc still be fun to develop. whereas w/joe it's like uh maybe make him Not a huge asshole in the end / judy p much in love w/Showbiz.... #abigail & orville out here decidedly Not About Nonsense....but still a bit zany ig such that after the [imagine the foley] hit: it's good #like i'm sure it's ''orville's still enough of a NERD to be chill w/that'' & ''abigail's still DIFFICULT enough to put her foot down'' #['50 gender politics] we all know that couple whose flaws & idiosyncrasies allow them to Apologize & Ask & use their inside voices #and be all upset if someone's trying to demean them. unlike True Romance of the man who won't bully his wife if she earns it :') #joe could instead uhh be a harried director who's actually Wrong for being a dick to his gf (if we even include that) w/the various sources #of pressure to make a show Work but there's all this req'd spontaneity / flexibility anyways & he learns that even if he's clenching throug #it he can Not take it out on other people / Make it succeed by Making ppl do anything. & also jane reminds him of Passion for this.

[bluebellhairpin]

“No one’s stopping me either”

LIE AGAIN!

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I CRIED AND POUTED OVER WANTING A HAPPY ENDING FOR NERWIN?!?! HMMMMM????🤨😒

Yeah well no one want to talk about the NICE ENDINGS do they????? I write of blood tears and gore and the hoards come flocking but heaven forbid I write about helping him GRADE PAPERS IN MY DREAM HOME.

#i just cant cook when it comes to dometic selfships so i write the angst instead #marq i love you but lets sit down and be real for a sec #happy endings and i just dont work out #i dont think im meant to have one and theres little use in dreaming #and anyway i find it easier to insert myself into canon and erwin is the guy everyone ships me with #believe it or not i do have canon selfships that are nice its just no ones noticed LMAO #but thank you marq i love u and i love u in my asks i love seeing you #nemo answers #marquie <3 #mutual appreciation

[goldensunset]

You made me want to draw Xion. How dare

same here bestie

#i’m already on it #asks #stresslitzia #yes i know that ask was old whoops! #bet you were surprised. bet you were expecting strelitzia again hehehe #i just wanted to change it up and get stone cold real for a sec #i really don’t talk about roxas and xion enough for being my favorites #i mean strelitzia is also my favorite but in a different way #she’s my little doll she’s my plaything she’s my darling #roxas and xion are the ones who took my heart first and will never really let it go #they’ve had such an insane impact on me #i could gladly write meta on them forever

[rainbow-sparks]

woah Jemry :00

pose (1st image): [video]

#okay let's assume it's actually swapped gor a sec and Jerbear's bite has already happened; would they let him have crunches in juvie? #I'd ASSUME so but I dunno; I've'nt committed a crime ever; no no no :( #especially not MANSLAUGHTER :/ #yes that IS there charge...I asked my parents that was the answer so..yeah :) #jeremy fritzgerald #Mangle reminds me of Jane Doe (rtc) for aome reason???? also they're both autism...sOmEhOw???? #I ment autistic; but yeah that works too... #YES the lizard charm is based of literally the only person I follow's lizard charm he keep's on his cane last I heard <3 #you don't know who I'm talking about :) HA-- #wait...fuck I had to link her post...you know :( #fnaf #I was not drawing like this yesterday idk what the fuck happened ??????? :0 #I mena I'm not complaining; it cool #HOLY SHIT THE FNAF KIDS FREW UP WITH TMNT (listening to Rise x 2k12 theme rn and that hit me) #like in universe I mean not the real kids (well teens or adults now) that did :/ I..think it was obvious but I feel like I have to explain?

[pinkfey]

okay. hhhhh.

#so i completely feel like the house is in danger now #the boy woke up just a little while ago. i changed him and had him go potty etc. it’s snack time and he said he wanted to go outside #so i’m like sure why not. and i brought him out with his snack and set up a place for him to eat outside. this is all fine right #like i’m talking to him and stuff. and then he looks behind me and says ‘who that’ and i absolutely froze #and that FUCKING guy was standing there on the other side of the fence #but this time around the back where we were #i asked if i could help him and he said he’s a little lost (??????) #asked if he could use my phone and it would be real quick #and i told him okay well just across the street is an apartment complex and they have a phone #and he said he doesn’t have time for that and he needs to use my phone. and i said sorry you can’t come in #and at this point he was leaning forward on the fence. they just put padlocks on so he couldnt have opened it but he would be able to hop it #he wasn’t saying anything so i picked up the boy and left his snack there and told the guy if he comes on the property i’ll call the police #and repeated that he can go to the apartment complex #and i opened the front door to the house and he said ‘you should let me in’ #which is so. oh god i don’t even know what i said back. and i locked the door and watched him stand there a sec from another window #before he walked off back around the perimeter of the fence and down the street somewhere #AND I LITERALLY !!!!!!! i don’t know what to do !!!!! i have an hour until the father comes home #and i’m absolutely scared shitless. what do i even do. what do i even do !! #i thought i might ask my dad to come over at least until the father gets home #that would technically break my contract but i think it would be special circumstances #but he isn’t answering his PHONE and i’m just. so freaked out. i have no idea what i’m supposed to do. #god i don’t mean to panic but this feels like a panicking situation #anyways.txt

[youssefguedira]

wonderful film. enjoyed that immensely.

#neon has thoughts #i DO have thoughts that are more extensive but that might take a sec #anyway. 10/10 experience. #now i'm just having fun with the se mi vuoi and the credit scene #i don't know if they've left the ginko altea thing deliberately open ended bc they'll bring it up in diabolik 3 or. #what they've done with ginko will lead real nice into diabolik chi sei if that's what they're doing. holding out hope for the #'diabolik!' 'ginko!' 'i hope you die.' bit #i javent read ginko all attacco i'll have to do that. but i enjoyed it very much #pivio and aldo de scalzi did NOT let me down.

[rosicheeks]

I ship you and brutalfxcking 👀

^^ my exact reactions when I think of @brutalfxcking

#and then I hide under my blankie or behind my hair #cause I’m blushing thinking about him #i mean whaaaaaaat #is it that obvious I have a tiny itty bitty tumblr crush 🥺👉👈 #cause I feel like I’m good at hiding it 🥺 #let me tell you I screamed when I read this ask 👀 #i also rolled around a lil in my bed and there was floating hearts all over #it did take me a hot sec to figure out what gif to use #cauuuuuuuse #i had a few #and then I can’t decide cause it’s 4am and I’m sleepy and high #but but but #the other ones were - #‘I want to rub my face on his face’ #cause accurate 😤 #and the other was - #‘bitch me too. the fuck’ #cause fucking SAME #don’t mind me idk if I’ll remember this in the morning #but the thirst is real #and he’s super cute 🥺💖 #ok ok ok hi babe hope you have a lovely day I’m sending you all my love and a bunch of kisses 🥰😇 #nervous to post this buuuuuut you already know how I feel 😇 #thank you for sending me one!!!!!!!! #((the main person I was hoping to be shipped with 👀 I meaaaaaaaaaaan again whAT????)) #okayyyyyyyyyyyy I need to shut up now #ask #ask game #blushing 🥺🥰 #fav asks

[sploon-fic-fan]

can we make jack to the future a copypasta

Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone, the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. And that’s exactly why I decided to make a very special time-travel episode of jackask.

Question 1: “Do you believe in the possibility of time-travel?” I literally just said that this is the time-travel episode of jackask. Please try to keep up. punches ground beef

Question 2: “If you could go back in time, what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well, I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course, then he’d be all like, “what’s a YouTube?” You know what, that question sucks, next question.

Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up, HoOLiGanLLaMA, I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm, that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized, home-built time machine. Purple, red… Oh yeah, green one, that’s good, I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay, measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Let’s go! Just so you know, time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting, how about I just answer some of your questions?

“How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where, uh, you outgrow your goth phase. Boom, problem solved.

“How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out, we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself, Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa, shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No, it’s actually called ‘augmented reality,’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun, the Big Dipper, the Little Skipper, the Unicorn, the Unicran, some other ones… Oh, really quick, do you guys know how many stars are in our galaxy? You know what, I’ll just look it up. Thanks anyway, bye! G: He was a bit of a jerk, wasn’t he?

“What is your favorite video game?” Not really a fan of the new ones, I don’t really have the fingers for ‘em, so let’s go all the way back to 1972 to play the first video game.

J: Hey guys! What are we working on?

Guy with Glasses and Mustache: Well, I don’t mean to brag, but we’ve created something revolutionary. You see, this rectangular paddle hits this round circular ball, and then that ball travels across this empty black space where it meets up with… another paddle! Haha!

J: That’s really tight, guys, and you’ll be happy to hear that you helped pave the way for AR games. Check this out

Woman with Glasses: What is it?

J: It’s the future. So, you’re trying to hit this target.

WG: Where are the cords?

J: No cords. Here, look.

WG: Honey, we should get one of these!

“What do you think it will be like in the year 2150?” Ugh, finally! A good question! Let’s go to the future where people can finally wrap their minds around this crazy technology! It’s time to go Jack to the future! record scratch Get it? Uh, Jack to the future, it’s-it’s a pun on a famous movie, uh, where Simba loses his dad, um, wait… yeah, that’s right, yeah.

J: Oh my gosh, you must be my great great grandson!

Jacksfilms Look-Alike with White Hair: Get out of my home.

J: Let’s grab a picture of the handsome boy, huh?

JLAWH:

No. J: Just gotta add a dragon, and boom! It’s pretty cool, right, little dragon popping up and everything. You body language says ‘yes’.

JLAWH: No.

J: Not a little?

JLAWH: Nuh-uh.

J: Not even a little?

JLAWH: …No.

J: Yeah, no, I-I’m busy too, I gotta get back to my time machine. It was really cool catching up, hehe! Call me! Or, you kn- aw, it doesn’t work like that. Uh, call me anyway, man.

All in all, that was a pretty good trip. Oh, and Lenovo, thanks for the free phone, not giving it back, hehe. runs into lighting equipment Not paying for that! Not paying for that! Not my problem!

#Hey guys! Very excited about today’s video. A huge thanks to Lenovo for giving me their amazing brand-new phone #the Phab 2 Pro: The world’s first phone with Tango*. Which kinda feels like a piece from the future just dropped right here in the present. #what’s one thing you’d change about your childhood?” Well #I would probably confront my middle school bully and tell him I grew up to be a big YouTube star. Of course #then he’d be all like #“what’s a YouTube?” You know what #that question sucks #next question. Question 3: “Would you travel to the past of the future?” Listen up #HoOLiGanLLaMA #I’m about to blow your mind. takes bite of burger Mm #that’s good meat. So I’m taking my Phab 2 Pro with me to travel through space and time in my own personalized #home-built time machine. Purple #red… Oh yeah #green one #that’s good #I think that’s good… Lemme measure with my phone real quick. Okay #measuring the dimensions with Tango’s AR measurement tools to make sure everything lines up. Looks good. OPEN! throws chair against tree Le #time travel is not instant. So while we’re waiting #how about I just answer some of your questions? “How do I tell my parents that I’m goth?” What you can do is travel to the future where #uh #you outgrow your goth phase. Boom #problem solved. “How many stars are in our galaxy?” Good question. To find out #we’re gonna go all the way back to 1590 to ask the man himself #Galileo. screams Galileo: If only we could see the heavens instead of relying on our mind’s eye. Jack: Whoa #shut up for a sec. I think I can help you guys out. Galileo’s Associate: ¡El diablo! J: No #it’s actually called ‘augmented reality #’ it lets me see a fully scaled model of the solar system. The sun #the Big Dipper #the Little Skipper #the Unicorn

[gabe-lovebot]

Will you port the counsler model to sfm too?? I would use it so much I’d go crazy it’s really good :D

omg i would literally cry & implode & melt into a puddle if i saw sfm stuff of him!!

i have an incredible 0 sfm experience and my weekend is looking kind of full so it might take me a while but i will definitely attempt it!! at this point i would sell my house for more councilor stuff

#you anon are a Real One #and let me take a sec to thank the people leaving nice comments on it because it made my day #fr though it makes me very happy that you like the model and want to mess around with it in sfm! #i need more council content pleas. pl ea s e i n ee d #where are the council fans. where are you gathered #void answers #also i'm gonna mention here #i was thinking of making and uploading a version of the councilor that is just like. the head. for comedic purposes lmao

[whereisthedamndaddymanual]

How can you be abandoned by something you're tethered to?

You cannot.

Unless you're me. And I only feel that way but I have suffered many emotional traumas over the years.

Also these normies can't help me so what difference does it make.

#look if I trust you enough to project myself into you so thoroughly #you didn't have the look of someone woth feat of abandonmemt #you had babies and two lovers with you #you are really gonna go from nothing to the whole enchilada though #yet another virgin that needs broken in #I think I remember how to do it it's been so long #I lost mine on a green carpeted closet floor #I never found it #I never went looking for it either #hi I'm new here I deaigned the software but I was really high in those few milliseconds let me just think for a sec ok we're good #*wakes up during medical procedure to see her giving me a handjob* #....I ......I think you would rub on it though #oh it's fine he won't mind #declaring love #hey when I'm fucked up that's the real me