londonlovinglinguist

[londonlovinglinguist]

((I’m going to clarify on here, just for the sake of getting rid of unwanted bs: if you support Putin’s invasion of Ukraine, leave. If you see Ukraine as the aggressor in this scenario, leave. If you think Russia has any claim over sovereign Ukrainian land, leave. If you’re one of those Americans joking about WW3 or getting drafted, you’re a fucking idiot, stop making it all about you, also leave.

The owner of this blog stands with Ukraine, always has done.))

#nothing to add #standing with Ukraine

[londonlovinglinguist]

hey do you know anything about conlangs?

Hey!

No, sorry. The topic of constructed languages was rather absent during my studies. There are obviously textbooks but they can be a bit abstract and heavy on theory, so forums may be more interesting?

For example, there is a subreddit for people interested in conlangs, here's the link: https://www.reddit.com/r/conlangs/

Have a nice day!

#asks

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 96

Artyom: [praying] It's me again. I need someone to be my friend, someone who won't run away. Maybe send me an angel... The nicest angel you have.

Ulman in the distance: [maniacal laughter]

#metro 2033 #metro last light #metro exodus #metro games #ulman lives au #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

This is a stupid thought but its been eating away at my mind and since your the only metro blog I've lurked in

I might as well share it, okay so, if the metro guys were yanders I'd imagine it would be both horrifying or down right amusing

Firstly, Pavel, this motherfucker maybe chaotic evil, and sometimes act like a caring and friendly guy but if you become something of an obsession to him RUN because he will either force you to join him and force you into loving him or beat the living shit out of you until you submit

Artyom, he's a bean, will never hurt you but to others, if anyone is looking at you funny this cute Russian man will stare at them with the most chaotic filled glare he could muster, and either ward them off or threaten them, he's the main protagonist so saying no to him is like saying no to death, yes he may be sad at first if you say no but he will be a yandere best friend who wards off anyone who holds feelings for you be it, friends or strangers, he just wants you to himself without you realizing it.

Ulman my boy my favorite, this dude will be a calm and more of a playful yandere, he'll lure you in with his personality, he'll hold onto you as long as possible considering I imagine he uses comedy as a way to cope with depression so after Boris's death in 2033 he'll be clinging onto you

Those are the three boys I got for right now

What do you think?

Hey Anon!

Thank you for your ask. I'm afraid I can't really contribute a lot to your thoughts since I really don't not know a lot about this whole "yandere"-thing and the discourse around it. I stumble across it now and then but it's not really a thing I'm interested in.

You could always write about it yourself, though. The Metro fandom is sooooo small and new Metro blogs are sparse. You obviously put a lot of thought into this ask (which is great) so why not make posts like this into your own blog?

Have a lovely day!

#metro games #asks

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 95

Artyom, eyeing a note on the table: Ulman, I don't think Miller is pleased with you.

Ulman: Why would you say that?!

Artyom, reading aloud: "Dear Ulman, I hope this note finds you before I do."

#metro 2033 #metro last light #metro exodus #metro games #ulman lives au #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 94

Artyom: I hate you, Pavel!

Pavel, in his head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300+k words.

#metro last light #metro 2033 #metro exodus #metro games #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

Not going to lie, I fucking love the way you make Artyom to be this Adorable childish boyo, is just CUTE! After looking at all your "metro quotes" I started my own Metro x reader book and used the lil cute Artyom ideas because in reality

He is a very sweet and adorable lil russian man who deserves a hug for all he's been through

Oh, thank you!

Artyom is the ultimate little bean. Innocent, sweet and kind. But with an added chaos potential! And yeah, he totally needs a hug.

#metro games #asks

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 93

Ulman: I lost Artyom.

Miller: How do you LOSE Artyom?!

Ulman: To be fair, he is very small.

#metro 2033 #metro last light #metro exodus #metro games #ulman lives au #no ulman no fun #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

Hey if you do requests can I ask for a headcannon? Specifically a 2033 Artyom one? I just love the cute bean and would love to see how he fairs with falling in love with the S/O, who is their travel buddy

If you have done an artyom headcannon can I have the link to it?

Hey anon!

I usually do not really do headcannons since I try to focus on one thing, the incorrect quotes . When I started posting about the Metro universe I did some for Hunter, Ulman and Bourbon though. You can find them here: https://londonlovinglinguist.tumblr.com/post/182898250959/metro-2033-headcanons

I'm not opposed to writing some for Artyom, just not now. The main reason is that I have not been playing the games for ages so my memories of the timeline are fuzzy. I'm currently playing a lot of Hitman but maybe it's time to return to the Metro games. I'll put them on my list.

Once I played a bit, I can see myself writing some headcannons for Artyom. And the travel buddy idea is cute, I'll keep that in mind.

Have a lovely day!

#metro 2033 #metro games #metro redux #asks

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 92

*The day after Pavel's betrayal*

Ulman: Artyom?

Artyom: *Sigh* Pavel used to call me that.

Ulman: That's because it's your fucking name.

#metro last light #metro 2033 #metro exodus #Pavel Morozov #ulman lives au #no ulman no fun #and Artyom #I know there also were a lot of cute nicknames #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 91

Artyom, at Ulman's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Miller: Of course. *leaves*

Artyom, leaning over Ulman's coffin: Now listen, I know you're not dead.

Ulman: Yeah, no shit.

#metro last light #metro 2033 #metro exodus #metro games #ulman lives au #no ulman no fun #this is how it happend right #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 90

Artyom: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Bourbon: Oh, that's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

#metro 2033 #metro last light #metro exodus #metro games #Bourbon #and Artyom #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

1. Far Cry 5. I bought it about three years after it was originally released.

2. Rook/The Deputy. Simply because it was a blank slate character I could „model“ after myself the most. Dani Rojas seems great as well.

3. Yara. And I haven’t even seen all of it. Close second is Kyrat.

4. Never really did them.

5. Hmm. Difficult question. Disregarding official „villains“, I’d say Grace, Wheaty, Bhadra, Amita and Sabal (in terms of „well written“), Juan Cortez, Paolo and El Tigre.

6. Pagan Min, Joseph Seed is close second.

7. I generally try to not only do the main story but also every other experience these games offer. I really enjoy hunting and fishing for example. And the prepper stashes.

8. I’d say so, yes. The bigger the car the harder it gets. The horses in Far Cry 6 are a real enjoyment, I prefer them.

9. Strongly depends on the weapon. I’m very good with the bow, good with assault rifles and LMGs but bad with SMGs.

10. Right now Far Cry 4. Far Cry 5 is my comfort game because it was my first but story-wise the fourth one is slightly better.

10 Far Cry Asks

give me a number and I’ll answer:

First Far Cry game?

Favorite Protagonist?

Favorite Locations?

Are you good at races?

Favorite Far Cry character?

Favorite Villain?

Do you do use up all of the game’s contents?

Are you good at driving?

How good/bad is your aim?

Favorite Game?

#far cry 6 #far cry 5 #far cry 4 #video games #Gaming discourse

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 89

Pavel: My mother used to say I can become anything.

Artyom: So you went for asshole?

Pavel: Damn right, I did.

#metro last light #metro 2033 #metro exodus #metro games #incorrect metro quotes #incorect quote

[londonlovinglinguist]

Incorrect Metro quotes 88

Ulman: Did we go too far?

Artyom: We went too far five hours ago.

Artyom: Now we are going to prison.

#metro 2033 #metro last light #metro exodus #metro games #incorrect metro quotes #incorrect quotes

[londonlovinglinguist]

I’m no aristocrat or lord,

No Overseer or well-versed scholar

But I’d burn all their tomes

And melt down their precious crowns

To be young again and back on the endless sea

#ah yes #the beauty of video games #dishonored 2 #karnaca

[londonlovinglinguist]

Prey: Mooncrash – Official E3 Launch Trailer

#prey #prey mooncrash #prey game #I just started playing this #and i am in love