#lemme die

[d-c-k-y]

Prohibitedwish Cottagecore au

Because I'm self-indulgent like that XP

I just want my bois to be happy and carefree

Headcanon time!!!

Prismo

Scarab's neighbour

has been living in the outskirt his whole life and never went anywhere before

is curious about the outside world

his inherited his garden from his deceased friend Jake

his hat is gifted by Jake, he wears it all the time

after knowing some of Scarabs favourite fruits and veggies, he starts planting them and gifting them to him

it's rare but he sometimes gift Scarab bouquets after they are a thing

he's definitely a flower meaning guy

it took a long time for him to try planting on his friend's garden

teaches Scarab one or two things about gardening since he studies it

enjoys tea time with Scarab

secretly draws/paints

lot's of sketches and painting of Scarab in his garage

the first to confess (drunken confession)

likes to exchange books with Scarab, is intrigue of Scarab's taste in genres

adores Scarab's cooking and baking

keeps all of the sticky notes by Scarab

sunshine energy

Scarab

Prismo's neighbour

starts living outskirt for his botanic/herbology studies

likes the serenity here

has strict parents

grew up to be academic-minded because of parents

parents weren't too keen on his choice of studies so like every Asian child he has to whip up a powerpoint slideshow for them

grew up watching botanic channels, his favourite one is apparently starred by Prismo's grandpa

teaches Prismo new or better ways to tend his garden

puts sticky notes for Prismo after finding out he can't remember shit

is embarassed of receiving gifts from Prismo because he doesn't know what to gift back

Prismo's drinking buddy

helps Prismo with his garden when free

because of his upbringing of not showing vulnerability, he tends to be quite tsun and hides his true feelings xshksxh

resting bitch face

likes to talk to Prismo about different teas every tea time with him

secretly crochets

has one or two crocheted Prismo plushies

first to initiate kiss

That's about it, they probably go on foraging trips and picnics together, I just really like the idea but don't see it much for them so I gotta take actions by my own and make it myself

I would really really appreciate it if anyone wanna write fanfic about them please please please I can't do them justice aaaaaa-

#my art #digital art #i love them so much i wanna cry #fionna and cake #human scarab #scarab #scarab the god auditor #prismo #prismo the wishmaster #prohibited wish #prohibitedwish #scarab x prismo #prismo x scarab #cottagecore au #I always wanted this #fuck my digital art skills are shit compared to traditional art #lemme die

[cartooncadet666]

Sort of reveal of what my oldest oc, Mason Praida looks like in my style, friggin emo demon prince bish-

#pmatga #pmatga au #original au #skeebo #skeebo au #pmatga oc #demon bait au #mason praida #hes gay #they're boyfriends your honor #i need therapy #pac man and the ghostly adventures #can i die yet? #its 2023 #lemme die #lil comic later?

[xxstraymoonchildxx]

I hate being sick

But guess who still goes to work!

The "1 co-worker is on vacation and 1 is sick" curse that befell us this year strikes again.

#sick #Lemme die #Why don't we have a medicine that immediately cures the flu???

[coldjar26]

Um what is this deadly liking that I have over these rebel/ chaotic *hotass* beings that I couldn't stop OBSESSING over. I JUST COULDN'T.

#loki #daemon targaryen #levi ackerman #draco malfoy #luci #alex turner #zayn malik #vegeta #ahhhhh #lemme die #fiction #beautiful #humans #?? ig #chaotic academia #send help #dark academia

[agoddamnsupernova]

It feels like someone kicked me in the back of the skull. There’s a weather front coming in from Colorado and fuuuuck my head hurts

#personal #ignore me #lemme die #please

[nose-bleed]

when your skin looks good for more milli seconds than usual long

#meme #relatable #funny #life #teen posts #sad life #ugly life #humor #orginal #lemme die

[goodmode]

no one comes to hallownest because they belonged anywhere else

#aka if i don't get sad&grumpy old man angst out of my system i will literally explode and die #hollow knight #relic seeker lemm #look i just think theres something about the fact he is bunkered in the middle of the infected city and remains stalwartly unaffected #also about the fact he says he doesnt do chitchat and then proceeds to talk the knight's horns off #alt title: even the angry moth god doesn't want to hang out with you

[clownhonkbonk]

guess who feels normal about every joey richter character and sketching all of them for fun is a normal thing to do

ive never heard the name richter before so it confuses me immensely

#lemme know if i missed any #joey richter #starkid #team starkid #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #hatchetfield #nightmare time #spies are forever #tcb #solve it squad #so many guys to tag i give UP!!!!!!

[redwayfarers]

I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask you, neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do

i am still on the floor over this cassmel kiss i got from @sunshinemage ;;; tysm rory, you are once again a WIZARD and i will stare at this forever and cherish it

#wayfarer #wayfarer if #wayfarer mc #cassander inteus #melchior larkspur #cassander x melchior #cassmel #I AM IN LOVE. mel's nail polish. cass' tattoos. #mel in red! cass' hair! #so many gorgeous details #two tall handsome bastards in love i love them sososoososo much #bisexual chaos agents. beloveds. #lemme die now from joy k thanks #but seriously. i love this soooo much

[romiyaro]

Fuck This

You were fuming.

And Wakatoshi knew it.

He knew not to ignore you when you were horny. But he ignored you anyway. You had pled so damn much, even getting on your knees before him.

But the bozo had just waved you away, picking up the laptop and locking himself up in his study. He needed to focus on the matches of his next opponents. And that would be difficult if you kept bugging him about it.

He definitely didn't realize the gravity of the situation. Or the depth of the grave he dug for himself.

And now, after eight hours of being flat-out ignored, Wakatoshi admits he was wrong. And as you pull the sheets over your head he sits in the living room on the couch occasionally tapping on his phone; probably googling 'how to calm an angry s/o' if you had to take a guess.

You feel the other side of the bed dip as he slips under the sheets. There's shuffling noises coming from his side and before you know he slides his dick between your thighs.

You scoff at his audacity and move to turn around but his words stop you. "I offer you a sausage to quell your anger. I'm sorry that I made you mad. It will happen again." The solemnity in his voice as if he's a priest preaching the bible and the way his dick is roc hard between your thighs makes you blink your eyes for a second and then wince.

"Toshi... You should stop taking suggestions from Tendo."

"Is it not working? Are you still mad at me?"

You sit up, shortly followed by him and your eyes immediately drop to his schlong almost kissing his belly button.

"Yes, I am!" You exclaim. No, you're not. Your cringing with the second-hand embarrassment you know your husband never felt. The embarrassment is so much you almost forgot you were angry at him.

And his erection is not helping either. Your eyes steal glances of his pretty cock and you struggle to maintain eye contact with him.

Ushijima hums, "You don't seem angry though. And you are not ignoring me either. I think it worked." There's that sly smile creeping up his face and you want to scratch at it; hopefully, peel a layer of that tough skin off and make him feel what embarrassment is.

"well, I am. And I'm still ignoring you!" You slip under the sheets again, turning away and huffing to yourself.

"Then I can do nothing but offer you the sausage again. It works."

You laugh this time. And as you feel him sliding his dick back between your warm thighs you bury your face into the pillows and mumble "Why are you like this, Toshi."

"Hmm?"

"You said this will happen again." You recall. Ushijima admits, "Tendo told me to be honest."

Aaaand Ushijima landed back at square one, oblivious as to what made you so angry again and pushing his dick deeper between your thighs hoping it will work this time.

#ushijima x reader #ushijima smut #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima x gender neutral reader #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #gosh u dont knwo he way im cringing #lemme just go crawl like a worm under a rock #or yeet myself offf a cliff or sumn #i hope u feel the embarrassment too #die moherfuckers

[samijey]

Sami seemed to strike a big nerve with Jey last night

#jey uso #sami zayn #wwe #the usos #roman reigns #smackdown #this segment was SO IMPORTANT lemme tell you #YES SAMI REMIND EVERYONE WHO THE REAL ENEMY IS #jail for roman #jail for roman for a thousands years #the way jey's frown softens when sami says he loved him URGH I'M SICK #my toxic trait is that i will tear up randomly at work bc i'm thinking about these two and make my coworkers worry about me #yes hello no everything is fine haha just angsting over wet pathetic men and their dramatic 100k enemies to lovers to enemies to lovers fic #jey's character has remained so fucking consistent everything he does makes sense #wwe having years long character development that makes sense??? unfathomable #anyways vince mcmahon die challenge #what is up with this pink ass coloring you might ask #and ill tell you pink is the color of love :))))) #lies i just hate coloring gifs with real people in them oof #stuff i made

[fuck-kirk]

Thinking about Murtagh. Thinking about Nasuada. Thinking about Murtagh and Nasuada. Thinking about how Murtagh literally changes his entire being, his true name, because he finally realizes what it’s like to be willing to fight and die to protect another person. What it’s like to love and be loved. Thinking about how Nasuada had to let Murtagh go, both for his own good and hers.

Thinking about how Murtagh and Nasuada both survived a final battle they had no reason to expect to come away from. Thinking about how they are both whole, safe, and free…and yet circumstances demand they must stay apart. Thinking about how Murtagh is immortal, and Nasuada is not. She will grow old while he stays the same. She will live a life without him and someday, she will die. All the while Murtagh must stay away and watch the love of his life wither from old age.

Thinking about all the times Murtagh mentions that Eragon got the better end of the stick. And how, in this, too, Eragon’s situation still comes out on top. Eragon’s love is an elf, and on top of that, a rider. Even if they aren’t right for each other now, maybe someday, a millennia down the line, they will be. And even if not, they will remain friends through the centuries. Murtagh is not afforded even that mercy. He is not able to spend the time he does have with the one person he loves and trusts above all others (besides Thorn). The person he fought so hard for he changed the very core of his being in order to protect. The person he loved so much he broke himself from his own enslavement in order to have even a chance of saving her.

Thinking about how despite it all, he will still lose her in the end to time.

#mott txt #murtagh morzansson #nasuada #thc #eragon #the inheritance cycle #GOD THEY TEAR ME APART #can you tell I’m on the last chapters of inheritance #I also have read the releases Murtagh excerpts and lemme tell you I’m gonna die #there’s a part where murtagh says he trusts no one but thorn and thorn says “’except for her’ #referring to Nasuada. and murtagh says ‘yes. except for her’ #fucking HELL #he has been through so much. she has been through so much #they have been through so much TOGETHER #and they can’t even be together

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

i love how we all collectively thought “maybe el did kill all her siblings” bc of the start of s4 and IMMEDIATELY went “eh whatever shes my baby my blorbo <333 child adorable angel <3333 u hit that girl with a roller skate girlie pop!!! <3333 i’m sure she had a reason and if she didn’t well idgaf <33333 slay queen i support women’s wrongs especially when it’s el murdering people <3333”

#my moral compass flies out the window when it comes to el she deserves the WORLD #tell me u all did not do the same thing #bc lemme tell u i was gooped and gagged by the start of s4 and fully believed el did that #aND THE WAY I FULLY DID NOT CARE #LIKE I CONSCIOUSLY TURNED OFF MY MORAL COMPASS AND WAS LIKE FUCK THIS ILY EL #will die an el stan just u watch me #if she doesn’t get a happy ending i will commit some el inspired murder #el my beloved #byler #bc u guys also love her just as much as me

[romeo-the-homeo]

blake the type of guy to send food back at a restaurant

#‘ur partner has to die’ ‘hm.. idk lemme see the manager’ #redacted asmr #rioing #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted blake #the balance #redacted the balance