Maybe it's time for a little change?
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Happy belated birthday, crocodile. Hope you're having fun c:
I'm bad at answering messages, but croco is just as bad at remembering her birthday parties.
I confess it's pretty fun to draw buggy suffering.
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Garp: Hand me the people opener.
Whitebeard: ...
Whitebeard: Pardon?
Garp, annoyed: The people opener! Just hand it to me!
Whitebeard, stressed: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PEOPLE OPENER?
Garp: How do you not know what a people opener is? Its pointy- you know? With a handle?
Whitebeard: Knife. It's called a knife.
Garp, waving her hand dismissively: Whatever, same thing.
Crocodile, from behind them: She’s not wrong.
Whitebeard, gritting his teeth: ...
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Hey y’all don’t worry I’m not dead yet lol I just forget this app exists
Anyways here’s my lineup for Katsucon 2024
Check out my Insta @/therainbowneko
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Today I give you a stupid meme about Lady Crocodile, tomorrow who knows?
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And santa claus is not real
🐊 It's all connected 🐊
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Being both a single parent and a pirate is difficult. Especially as Mihawk finds out he does not have the best babysitters...
Mihawk, patting Talon's head at the breakfast table: I'm doing a routine sweep of the entire island with the security team today, so I will be back by sunset. You mind your manners now.
Talon: I will.
Mihawk, glaring at Crocodile across the table: If I come home to Talon explaining the statistical margins of a winning poker hand again, you and I are going to have a long chat.
Crocodile: Tsk. You're no fun.
Talon: It's alright, Dad. Uncle Crocodile says Captain Buggy is slower than a salted sea slug at blackjack, so he is going to teach me that instead.
Buggy: *choking on cereal* h-HEY!
Crocodile: *hides behind his newspaper*
Moro, suddenly walking in: What a beautiful morning! Alright boys! Who's ready to go all in on Crazy Eights!?
Mihawk: MOTHER.
After that morning, Mihawk spent an entire night replacing every card deck in the Cross Guild headquarters with an UNO deck.
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I finally drew the seraphims!! And like in one of @wyvernslovecake's headcanons I gave them a plush croc and wooden sword respectively. (We're gonna ignore the fact that I accidentally got carried away and coloured in their hair so I had to go over them with white marker 😅 Okay? Good.)
Perona's page was extra fun because it was like doing a collage which I don't get to do very often
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Crocodile: I know you love him.
Buggy: I am not in love with Shanks!
Crocodile, staring at Buggy: I never said who...
Buggy: *realizes*
Buggy: Shit. Well, anyways-
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whose mom in TWST has a bite force? the tweels?
Sebek is the one who brags about his mom's cool teeth! that's from his first birthday card, where he spends twenty minutes going on about "my mom is the COOLEST, she's super good at magic, the only thing that matches the force of her personality is the force of her BITE! bite force is the signature power of our faerie clan, you see. anyway she's amazing, a constant source of inspiration to me, and--"
"okay, cool, what about your dad?"
"..."
"tell me about your dad, Sebek."
"...he's a dentist..."
the twins have their own birthday card moment though where they're like, "oh yeah, our parents are the heads of the Eldritch Deepsea Mafia" before immediately changing the subject to Floyd's shoes, and as far as I know this never comes up or is mentioned anywhere ever again.
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No matter how life goes, @stulili is always there for me and makes me so happy. Look at this gorgeous masterpiece by my amazing wifey 😭💕 thank you my love I love this so much!!!
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