Jack: Van Helsing and I, the definitely-for sure canniest minds of the team, are keeping a close watch on Mina for signs of too much visible vampiritis. If her teeth get too pointy we'll sadly have to break out the stake and saw maneuver, as his been discussed and demonstrated to the entire group via Lucy and our Dracula plans. Thank goodness Harker is totally oblivious to our suspicions! Isn't that right, Harker?
Jonathan 'Spent Two Months in Vampire Hell, Fresh from Watching All His Allies Swear to Murder His Wife If She Got Too Dracula'd, Has Been Sleeping with Said Wife Every Day/Night, Has Not Let Go of His Giant Fuckoff Knife Since October 3rd' Harker, whetting the kukri until it's an atom wide as he casually takes stock of everyone's throats: No sir :) Haven't even the tiniest inkling :)
Jack: Excellent, you just keep those cold hands steadily sharpening that knife and stay ignorant to our tragic-wise machinations
Jonathan: Will do :)
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For the 5 sentence prompt if you feel like it:
Fire cascaded down the mountains.
First the plains burned. Then the forests. The rivers. Hope itself.
Amid the flames: laughter and screams and hoofbeats.
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Me when Norse Era!Kratos says “In my homeland…” and get tidbits about his Greek heritage, from playing the lyre to reading poems and loving olives:
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THINGS THAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ABOUT MY FELLOW WRITERS
I was tagged by @adevilyoudo @djmorn and @flamemittens! Thank you!!
Last book I read: I don't remember the last book that I actually finished for pleasure lol.
Greatest literary inspiration: I... I guess cinema and history?
Things in my current fandom I want to read but I don't want to write: Dead doves.
Things in my current fandoms I want to write but I think nobody would be interested in them but me: Maybe something about Ida and Raphael's daughter.
You can recognize my writing by: Long chapters, as I've been told ;). Also the themes seem to be very similar, no matter for what fandom I write. Loss of autonomy, a lot of introspection, the protagonist being "sucked" into a system that hates her, etc.
My most controversial take (current fandom): Mmm...I have plenty for every fandom I'm in, but I think I'll keep them private.
Top three favourite tropes: Hurt/comfort (especially emotional), developing relationship, codependency.
What’s your current writing mood (10 – super motivated and churning out words like crazy, 0 – in a complete rut): At the moment, 10. How long would that last? No way to tell.
Share a random frustration: The church bells... The church bells that don't let me sleep...
No pressure tags for @judithmactir @illusivesoul @tantive404 @nightlist
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weiss isn't out, but posting this for em >w<
surprisingly good tbh :o
attack of @swagginton-art! (with bonus Lacon)
~Blue
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Here is something I hope for with the Fallout TV series. That the first season was all about introducing people to the world and doing fan service for Fallout 3 & 4 fans. And in season 2 its going to focus far more on Fallout 1, 2 and New Vegas.
That we get an NCR revival arc, learn Yes Man has ran NV into the ground, see Super Mutants like Marcus again and have Legate Lanius come in as the new big bad for the series.
I hope they get better writers
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i think it's teen ibiki's trench coat cause adult ibiki is a big guy it would be like you stole it from your dad
interesting deductive skills you got there ... @morino-ibiki do you care to elaborate?
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Dear Tumblr,
Today I've learned that "laconic phrases" are blunt and concise statements that convey lots of meaning.
The term "Laconic phrase" is named after the Greek region of Laconia, where the Spartans live.
And the Spartans are known masters of dry humor and pithy comebacks.
It's all coming together.
Love,
The Pen
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This is a page from my book, Laconic.
I wrote this when I got back into therapy as I started to do poorly again.
At the time, I wasn’t healing; I was stalling.
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400 pages into the jasmine throne and i know there are bigger things at stake but i NEED to know. what’s lata’s deal
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