#kthnx

[fistfuloftarenths]

salazon characterization, pt 1

(everything's taken from BG3 Datamined Dialog without which everyone would be even more out of character than they already are)

Act1/Plains/PLA_EscapingZhentarim.html

Synopsis: Salazon is preparing a fire-trap at the entrance to his gang's hideout. We can either sneak up on him or be sneaked up on in turn - either way we have to convince him we should be there or he'll get skittish and blow us all up. In general he's jumpy and suspicious of us, but relieved when we convince him we're a friend. Think an inexperienced guard pointing a gun at us when he's been told to be on alert.

You got the passphrase from Rugan:

You did not get the passphrase from Rugan:

Intimidation:

Persuasion:

If you're a rogue:

Failed Intimidation/Perception:

Detect Thoughts:

Failed Detect Thoughts:

#nervy little bastard #s'pose i don't want to fight then #i don't want to fight you either #i just want the loot #kthnx #calling for zarys is interesting #scared of her but more scared of us #bg3 salazon #zhentarim

[hidden-desiresxo]

Call me beautiful instead of cute

#kthnx

[fandomn00blr]

Receiving a comment like this on an old fic gives me so much life...

Thank you, kind Internet stranger! You get me.

#im only accepting this kind of feedback on anything i write from now on #this includes both original fiction and academic writing as well #if you cant start your comment with 'ayo real talk' im not interested in what you have to say about my narrative structure or my theories #kthnx #(this was castlevania trevor and greta goofing around while the rest of the polycule was off doing Important Things btw)

[emilykaldwen]

I followed you last night and then "met" you today, so I think that makes you the celebrity in this parasocial relationship lmaoooo

I can't believe I've officially met my first celeb! 🫣

#I love you #you are mine now #kthnx

[stumpfest-2024]

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#I’d love to just not feel for a bit #kthnx

[kazimakuwabara]

So I still can’t see people post amazing art, that has sexual themes, but i can still have random blogs follow me and try to sell me sex???? This makes no sense.

#Drawn tiddies not real tiddies plz #kthnx #just complaining #if you're gonna block ppl from posting contet #actually block to problematic shit.

[nesrinadem]

#❝ playlist. #don’t mind me and my late night mobile musings while I lay here #and try to convince this child 11pm is WELL past the time he’s meant to go to bed #but also this song - esp a violin cover of it - is so NES it physically hurts #kthnx #Youtube

[chameleonwren]

"i know you've been there for me that's why i'm here now"

that's called a lie, hamich. that was called reading your expression and realising you were a danger to me. that was me placating your psycho toxic bullshit until i could escape to safety

#:/ #boy #let GO #i DO NOT like you #i never did like you #you never gave me anything of substance #u stole charles' energy and i read that energy correctly #but when i saw what you were underneath #well #the rest is history. #but u rly gotta get over yourself #u are not even slightly interesting #it's not an act #i'm not pretending to be above it all #i really just wanted to know what bullshit jackson was telling everyone about me & thought breaking into ur phone was the only option #it's literally the only reason i approached u #when i noticed you ogling me all the time i told myself Well if the feeling is genuine he can put on his Big Boy pants and come talk to me #the way charles had been... the way juan had been.... #i honestly thought u were a bit childish for not being able to disguise your feelings while in a WORKPLACE. #i didn't want the card to come from me bc i didn't want u to fall into limerence with me #then i thought Hey if none of y'all will give me the respect i'm due #u can kickstart my card-making career by doing exactly what u did (exactly what i expected petty spoiled white boys like u to do) #i outplayed you. GOD outplayed you. just accept it. #accept REALITY #or suffer in silence #but i literally do not care #i don't care what you think #you've made it very very clear that what you think is nonsense #kthnx

[airconditioningbob]

I hate finishing weird and wonderful games. I want more weird and wonderful game. I finish an egglike? I'm sad there's no more to experience. I recently beat the game 'Broken Reality', and despite it being Vaporwave inspired (which I'm not a huge fan of) I was still sad when it was over. Give me more weird games, damnit!

#ramblings #if anyone happens to know similar esq games #who happens to see this #please give me reccomendations #kthnx

[wandaluvstacos]

i am so happy to at last get an asexual character who is absolutely and completely unhinged. love that for us.

#i have been wanting this so much #no more pure cinnamon buns kthnx #hazbin hotel #the representation we need

[c10v3r]

you can make it differeeennt.... you can make it riiiiiiightt...... you can make it betttterrrrrrrr......... we dont have to fiiiiiiiightt............

#inanimate insanity #ii lightbulb #ii silver spoon #ii paintbrush #i will never believe that silver spoon and lightbulb could ever get along #its like putting a toddler in the same room as a person who hates children #can some1 make that one clip of steven beinh like u can make it difderent with spin #but its lightbulb and silverspon #kthnx <3 #JOKE #i have a dentist appointment today #grhfmk. #but its ok. im a gamer #i will persevere #(i will not)

[tomthefanboy]

TFW someone tells you a colonizer has been diagnosed with cancer…

#spider punk #hobie brown #current events #Diana's Ex please get me the World Leader Death square on my bingo card kthnx #spiderverse

[ocean-stuck]

reblog for larger sample size please

EDIT: tumblr rejected my attempt to blaze this so definitely spread it even harder out of spite

#lgbtq #trans #transgender #nonbinary #poll #transphobes will be blocked on sight kthnx #ftm #mtf

[randomthunk]

I just posted a huge update to my shop, with a large chunk of it being Star Trek items that I have been working on for months. Charms, buttons, stickers, badges, prints, it's all there. This is just a portion of what's available!

You can check out the Trek items specifically here! See the rest of my shop over here!

#star trek #star trek ds9 #star trek tng #the next generation #deep space nine #I know it took a while the acrylics took so long ;----; #but a LOT of people expressed interest so I hope you enjoy o-o9 #and share pls kthnx

[rainbowcolored7]

Porsche, tied to a chair.

Kinn, trying to keep it cool after he immediately fell in love with the crazy brat who saved his life.

Kinn: be my boyfriend

Porsche:

Kinn: shit sorry, I mean be my boyfriend

Porsche: ?

Kinn: FUCK I mean be my boyfriend no fuck I mean b-boy-bo

Porsche: *untying himself* it's okay take your time

Kinn: BODYGUARD

Porsche: *kick punch bite run*

Kinn: wait no be my boyfriend god damnit bodyguard!!!!

#kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche crack #kinnporsche meme #no but actually #it happened just like that #kinn -> love at first piss bottle weapon #porsche -> kthnx byyeeee

[rotaryphoam]

reading homestuck

#homestuck #homestuck fanart #dave strider #davesprite #rkgk #fanart #my art #im only on act 4 no spoilers kthnx