#kris says things

[antikris-t]

You’re terrifying I love that in a woman

#shitpost #I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs #kris says things #lesbian #queer vibes #also yes this is about karlach hsjdjdnsh

[akanemnon]

Not all humans...

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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

#deltarune #deltarune au #twin runes #twin runes au #deltarune comic #comic #kris dreemurr #frisk #chara #berdly deltarune #susie deltarune #when you're too focused on one thing #and you end up saying something really REALLY dumb #chara is not offended on behalf of humanity btw #they just don't like to be compared to other humans #kris is also very susceptible to random commands

[qiinamii]

darkner Xiao, lightner lumine 👹✨

#qiiarts #xiao #lumine #traveler #kris #genshin impact #deltarune #finally the lil buddies i wanted to show!! i had so much fun doing it #though sad thing is that i didnt have time to play chapter 2 WAAAAA #after the undertale comics i wanted a deltarune twist too so i threw them into a dark world adventure #still a big fan of deltarune's designs and how the world has you in neon/bright colors and i had to simplify their designs too hehe #xiao's still a lightner considering he also doesnt belong there but saying hes a local darkner guarding the world from evil is also so cool #bonus info they have bits of their og powers but simplified to match the battle mechanic #but lightner lumine still wields multiple elements in its own category in low levels to prevent being op #so yea <3 lil buddies

[the-meme-monarch]

strange someone frisk dump!!!! + ideas for undertale’s original kris and deltarune’s original frisk bc i got an ask that made me think about it

#the art gallery #strange someone frisk #deltarune #undertale #i have a whole essay kind of on trying to figure out utdr’s time lines sorry for just Saying Things in this ♥️ #also im a fan of ''the red SOUL isnt kris' original SOUL'' #and that kris was one of the ut fallen humans #so again sorry for just Saying Things

[hazzybat]

I have no better explanation of these clips other than they bring me joy

#joker out #hyperfocus said fuck sleep we must edit!! #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #jan peteh #jure maček #kris guštin #there's a lot of kris in this but he just says very repeatable things #a lot of these are vocal stims/ ecolalia kinda things too

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: What colour am I?

All: Grey.

Frank: Now tell them what colour you called me, Julie.

Julie: Dark White.

#source: saying a lot of things as kris #Frank Frankly #Julie Joyful #welcome home puppet show #incorrect quotes

[sparkles-oflight]

And we are proud of them 🏳️‍🌈

#joker out #DISCLAIMER THIS IS A JOKE #I'm making fun of how Kris just says/writes things in such ways... #Kris. i need you to know that's not how... nvm #sudden lights #joker out kris #kris gustin #kris guštin

[linden-after-hours]

As much as most of us (I assume) found Joker Out through Eurovision last year and maybe are big fans of the contest (me included), please consider boycotting Eurovision this year!

Palestinians and allies have called for the disqualification of Israel but the EBU has refused. Now Israel is participating with a song that used to be called "October Rain" (the title has been changed) that is very clearly referencing October 7th.

Russia was (rightfully) disqualified for opening fire on Ukraine. Israel is allowed to continue, despite the year-long occupation and murdering thousands of Palestinians in the last half year alone.

Boycotting means not watching, not streaming the shows, not creating or interacting with any Eurovision content. You will miss out on a glittery night of music and it will suck, but it will help path the way to a free Palestine! 🍉

Read the BDS Movements statement from March 2nd 2024 here.

#Bojan being this involved kinda put a lil damper on the band for me #but he's such a teeny-tiny part in the entirety that is Eurovision #plus their fame is still kinda running off the event #so this is in no way me saying we should boycot JO #also iirc Kris shared a pro-palestine post in his story a while back (but i could've imagined that) #and i read/saw that Jan and Kris signed a petition to disqualify Israel #and also their lil no-war speech before Novi Val #afaik they haven't publicly stated any opinion #this whole Eurovision thing hurts tbh #I've been watching it religiously since I was eight #and i am going to miss it *so bad* this year you don't even know #but the safety of Palestinians is more important that a night in front of the TV #and the artwashing of the EBU fucks me up #i hope they learn their lesson #kick Israel out #apologise and show they've learned #so we can all have a great time again next year #with a free Palestine #linden talks #joker out #bojan cvjetićanin #eurovision #free palestine

[ghastlyaffairs]

for something as trivial and simple those feelings sure are hard to get rid of

also made a gif a version for fun + alt version with no tears under the cut

the gif is in very low resolution...this is a feature (i could make it bigger but that would require saving each frame individually and than glueing it all together. also i feel like low resolution suits it better. aesthetically and fits the mood)

#hs #homestuck #dirk strider #eye strain #probably? if you think i should tag something else let me know!! #anyway hooray its time for rambling in the tags #so uhhh heres the teæ i've been sick for like a week and you know how it is when suddenly your throat becomes the main gunk warehouse #and you can't breathe lol. wish i could just pull it out. anywaaayy this is basically a vent piece for me being sick lol #also i could draw remotively the same thing with kris deltarune. oh how easy it is to project having a cold #though i have been also experiencing troubles with feelings recently as well....how fitting for dirk #speaking of the man himself (enough of me) his relationship with his own Heart...is peculiar to say the least #the thing i love about alphakids is that despite being so feral they were. so relatable. i cannot stress this enough how unwell they are an #and how they represented being a teen so well. yeah being 15 years old makes that to you #imagine being an emotional mess and trying to fit the 'norm' and act normal about your friends so youre not offputting #and then you fall in love with you friend and your ai clone falls in love with him too looool noone makes out of this one alive #uhh literally. godtiering stuff and dying remember #and speaking of it. tw for suicidal talk for the rest of tags #do you ever think dirk was suicidal. of course the part of when he teleports his head to jake was totally planned and he knew he would -> #wake up as dreamself but. don't you think the moment he cut his head off was sort of. cathartic. how much did he hate his own guts #beheading himself not only for the plan...but also because he thought he 'deserved' it #also wow he is a Prince and was literally beheaded don't you think its funny hahaa #sigh poor thing #this has ended on a not the very pleasant note hm #also fckkkkkk i didn't draw anything with rose/mary for the lesbian visabilty week #(putting the slash because tumblr search system has a dumb gag with showing you posts that contain the tag inside the other tag. #and i don't want this post to show up for the ros/mary fans because it's not!!!! its rose's father emotional crisis post!!!!) #update YOOOO WHAT THE HELL THE GIF HAS EVEN LESS PIXELS THEN I PLANNED fantastic #this your breakfast now tumblr. enjoy your crunchy flakes of dirks meltdown. mwah

[antikris-t]

Girl help they’re idolizing a fictional character for harmless traits they mock/demonize in real people again.

#“I’d be such good friends with Eddie Munson! #bro you bully weird kids for breakfast please be serious #kris says things #vent ish

[typewriter-worries]

country songs everyone should listen to at least once

Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell

Leavin' On Your Mind by Patsy Cline

My Autumn's Done Come by Lee Hazlewood

Crying by Roy Orbison

The End of the World by Loretta Lynn

Here You Come Again by Dolly Parton

Welcome to My World by Jim Reeves

Don't Touch Me by Jeannie Seely

Make the World Go Away by Eddy Arnold

Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash

Little Green Apples by Roger Miller

Me and Bobby McGee by Kris Kristofferson

folk version

#even if you say you listen to everything “except country” #glen campbell #patsy cline #lee hazlewood #roy orbison #loretta lynn #dolly parton #jim reeves #jeannie seely #eddy arnold #johnny cash #roger miller #kris kristofferson #these are a few of my favorite things

[the-meme-monarch]

“does sans remember resets” “does asgore remember resets” i don’t CARE. does CHARA??? your NARRATOR???

#deltarune #undertale #snowgrave route #don’t tag as ship #the art gallery #deltarune has been said to be for people who have completed undertale. the narration references things that would only make sense to a ut #an yt true pacifist ending. saying ‘it’s nice to see you again’ abt sans. asking undyne abt alphys. etc #im fairly certain the soul we play as Was charas that we the player have hijacked. and so chara is the narrator of both ut and dr #but BECUASE the soul is from a pacifist route. they went through the pacifist route w frisk. so then they go through snowgrave w kris and n #and noelle and it’s like. hey. this isn’t like you. (abt the soul) #AND AGAIN. COULD THRY REMEMBER RESETS LIKE FLOWEY DOES? #sorry for ranting in the tags it will happen again #knives #blood #<- questionable

[vse-kar-vem]

together in every universe. or something

#bojan cvjetićanin #kris guštin #joker out #im neglecting schoolwork to draw this but that seems like the norm at this point #hoping if i get it all out of my system now i'll be normal during exam szn (in like. a week 😨) #<<sorry if i keep talking about school btw (semi age reveal ahead) gcses are fucking killing me uuaghhgshhahhhaj #i actually quite like this since i started drawing on a whim this afternoon and its only ten now #i dont even mind the lineart (DONT LOOK AT BOJANS HAND OR ILL JUMP OUT A WINDOW) #only a one storey one tho 💗💗💗 can't die without seeing bokris irl <<pipe dream as im too embarrassed to go to a concert #NO because bumping into jo in london would be my worst fucking nightmare 😭😭😭 #what do i even fucking say 'hey are you jan from jo--' NO id combust on the spot #and what if im bothering them uknow 😭😭 idk but i used to live in an asian city where none of my idols from the west would ever visit #(except safiya love you safiya) so keeping the real life person and fictiinalized versions apart in my brain and/or at arms length was easy #but now that i live in the uk and the chances of seeing them irl are non-zero? and presented with the chance to #actively seek them out and you know go to a concert #im just too scared and awkward to do it #maybe i'll bully my friend into going with me #i feel safer revealing age more in the fucking depths of these tags but another thing that makes me feel awkward about going is age #like ik lots of jo fans are younger than me and there's no shame at all in bringing your parents i just feel so embarrassed?? to??? #like i'd rather go with my friends #but that would require at least us riding the train alone and i am a small east asian girl who never looks up from the floor ever #sooooo #not happening any time soon #maybe next yr?? but probably not #unless i suddenly get a lot more independant and cool #i doubt anyone's read this much of my tags but if you have 😭😭 hope you like the art i guess #at the time of me writing i want to draw more but i'll see #(you will know since it will have been posted) #a tag previously used to say 'queueing to post at school' this is false as i am now in fact nauseous at home #my art

[mydaroga]

Paul was great. He was full of fun and desperate to be Elvis. He did all the hair and everything, and he had a similar facial look, only he was prettier than Elvis. He didn’t sag off like George and I did but we’d always see him in smokers’ corner, and he drew great cartoons of members of staff –as soon as you looked at them you knew who they were. I stood next to Paul in assembly. (George didn’t come in –he was still going down to the canteen with the other Catholics and Jews.) There’d be the lesson for the day and the headmaster’s speech, when he named whoever he wanted to thrash with his cane, and in every hymn we sang I never heard Paul sing the melody –he always did the harmony line. I used to stand there and think, ‘How the fuck does he do that?’

Arthur Kelly, quoted in Tune In by Mark Lewisohn

#TAKE THAT all you people who say John was crazy and Paul looked nothing like Elvis #I've always maintained he doesn't NOT look like him but Arthur is right he's prettier #also the harmony thing is so telling #Kris reads tune in #mark lewisohn #Arthur Kelly #Paul McCartney

[fieldsofvarley]

hubert is a marketing genius because the way he has crafted his image is impeccable. most of the fandom believes he regularly tortures people even though there’s nothing in the text suggesting that, but it just sounds so obviously like something he’d do. he doesn’t have to do anything. it’s enough for people to be convinced he does. it’s impressive really

#he knows how to capitalise on his blood given reputation and god given cheekbones #he’s kind of like kris jenner this way #that is an insane thing to say i’m sorry hubert #text post #fire emblem #hubert von vestra #fieldsofvarley #fe3h

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Demo: SPONTANIUM-COMBUSTIUM! That's a spell that makes the person who said it explo-

#source: saying a lot of things as kris #TF2 Demoman #team fortress 2 #incorrect quotes