#karogi na

[dontwakeup-ishu]

U r such a pick me and a fake person, i don't like u at all

Pura zindagi bakchodi karogi kya ? Thoda toh mature ho jao

Apne chats ke ss dalne se funny nahi lagti

Na hi tumhe poems likhni aati hai, mat post Kara kro

Jake maths padho jiske liye itna roti rehti ho dumbo , phone pr rehne se, tumhri bio wali existential crisis hi hongi fir 😒discord pr bhi cringe bann lo bass , Tumblr pr jaise Kam bakchodi karti tum- CRINGE

Tumhare maa baap ko tumhe phone nahi dena chaiye tha 😒

Okay

#anon ask #desiblr

[misschanadlerbong]

yeah it only takes a person to be dylan minette coded for me to jijugy them.

unpopular opinion: let's not say coded let's say it only takes the dylan minette himself.

*internally screaming*

Bae approves of Dylan Minnette! ab shaadi ki tyaari shuru kardo, kanyadaan wagera tum hi toh karogi na 🫶

Bro, when I told him about this he was like... 🙈

Such a fine man *mwahh* 😘

him when I walk down that aisle, trying not to cry after seeing the prettiest angel he’s ever seen... 🥹🥹🥹

#bae🐾 #mutuals ♥️ #Bae jijufying Dylan #but i love him #so much #argh it's frustating #but ofc ily more babe #how many ty's do I say for this?! #i'm so unhealthily delusional #help! #bae and her asks>>> #LoveFromJay

[not-a-nice-man-to-know]

Jo kabhi na toote aise wada karogi kya?

Is Janmashtami meri Radha banogi kya?

#shayari #urdu shayari #urdu poetry #hindi shayari #hindi poetry

[mera-mann-kehne-laga]

Exam hall me He's bench is bilkul beside mine. Beechme theres only enough space for a person to walk.

So I enter the exam hall, he's standing there, I'm tryna get to my seat. He's blocking my way. There's little space. He sees me, steps aside mtlb takes a 90° turn. I go past him, Something in my stomach gives a pull (I think butterflies), he smells very good as always.

I'm just about to take my seat when he calls my name. HE FCKN CALLS MY NAME. I'm so dead inside, confused, what does he want from me?

*my name*?

Haa........bol

Ek help karogi?

Hmm bol

Tumhe set Konsa milta hai?

1.

Ok....good. Mujhe mcqs kradena please.

*not looking at him* ohh........

bus pass kradena mcq krake. Baaki mai dekhlunga.

*I again avert my eyes from him* hmm......baith Tu pehle.

Kara dogi na?

Kara to dungi........

Theek hai. Badhiya.

Deal kya hai?

Kya?

Abey deal. Free me thode krungi

Kya chahiye bolo. Chocolate?

*wide smile* Ha chlega.

Theek hai milna centre ke bahar. De dunga

Badi Vali chahiye mujhe dairy milk

Ha ha tum pehle mcq to karao.

Ha chal chal ave

*the guy gives a little thumbs up* *butterflies attack me again* *I turn my face away from him and try to control my blush*

-Half an hour later-

Isharo isharo me I help him with 6-7 mcqs. Just as I raise my eyebrows to confirm if I should continue, he gestures me with his hand to stop and mouths rehnedo bus bus.

-kuch hours later-

*answer sheets r taken away*

Kaisa gaya oye paper?

Accha tha.

Tune mujhe rukne ko kyu bola?

Areyyy yaar set alag tha tumhara🤦

Kyaaaa?!?? Hamesha toh same milta hai 😂

Ha lekin aaj 2 mil gaya. Accha hua realise ho gaya. tumhara btaya hua Sara kaatke khudse krliya.

Badhiyaaaaa😂😂 he bhagwan bht bada blunder hone vala tha

Haa Baal baal.bach gya haha

Hmm.......Accha toh Gaya na? Pass ho jayega?

ha ho jaunga. Bc jo jo gine chune topics pdhke gaya tha unhi me se question aa Gaye

Sahi hai Sahi hai. Luck Accha tha😂😂

Haa

*we both walk out*

#Mujhe judge mat krna please #Mujhe chocolate se bhi bht pyaar hai aur usse to hai hi #I couldn't say no #Dil aur dimag bht lade #lekin Dil hi jeeta T-T

[scribblesbyavi]

Baaton se Sukoon (7)

Tum mujhe yaad to karoge na?

Insaan kabhi apna ghar vul sakta hai kya?

Matlab?

Tum ghar ho mera.

Tum sukoon ho.

Humesha saath ho mere.

Jang mein ek tumhari khayal hi to mujhe himmat dilati hai.

Matlab tumhari yaadon mein rahungi.

Humesha rahogi.

Har yaad mein.

Pal var ki neend mein vi.

Khayal rakhna apna.

Mein intezaar karungi tumhari.

Par agar laut ke na aa paya to?

Aisi baatein kabhi apne zubaan par maat lana.

Apne jehen mein vi nahi.

Nahi launga, lekin kuch v ho sakta hai na.

Isliye mein vi yehi janna chahunga.

Kya?

Tab tum mujhe yaad to karogi na?

Avis

Read Baaton Se Sukoon (8)

#poetry #life #army #poem #quotes #dialogues #bollywood #thoughts #creative writing #writing #writers #original content #hindi #hindi stories #urdu #BaatonSeSukoon

[grandpandapoetry]

Dear Girls......👭

Tum kyu kuch nahi karti ho jab tumko koi kuch bolta hai.. Tum kyu nahi larti ho jab tumko koi kuch karta hai to. Tum kyu kuch nahi bolti ho jab tumko koi galat nazar se dekhte hai to. Tum kyu strong nahi ban pati ho bahar . Tum kyu nahi larpati ho bahar . Tum bahar kyu awaz nahi utha ti ho . Tum kyu apne sare sapne chor deti ho kyu ki koi kuch bolaega tumko . Tum kyu tension layti ho ki tum yea dress wear karogi to koi tumhare papa mummy ko kuch bolae ga . Tum kyu apne sare khushi ko daba deti ho apne family kay liya . Tum kyu na nahi bol pati ho . Tumko jo karna hai wo karo kyu ki tum larki ho . Tum sab kar sakti ho apne khushi kay liya . To tum please karo jismae tumko kushi milae . Mat socho ki koi tumhare family ko kuch bolega . Tumko jo karna hai wo karo apne sapne ,apne kushi mat dabao jo maan ho wahi karo kyu ki tum tum ho yaar dusre kisi kay liya apne sapne apne khushi ko maat dabao . Life ko khulke jio khulke enjoy karo kyu ki tumhare khushi uss mai hai ....!!!

Thank you for read my writing........♥️✌

By Shreya Banerjee😘

[uroldhomie]

Mein ny mana k tagaful na karogy lekin khak hujaegy hum tum ko khabar hony tk

[oh-munda-kukkad-kamaal-da]

Tu bhaav nahi dera na, to mujhe bore ho raha hai isliye spam kar rahi hu

Mere bhaav ka kya karogi 💀

[rijjaahh]

Himmat na haro. Beshak aj mushkil waqt hai or tumhen esa lag rha hai jesy tum toot chuky ho. Lekin zaruri nhi tumhara any wala kal b esa he ho. Jahan tumny itna Sabr kiya wahan thora or sahi. Tum ye bat janty ho na k Allah Sabr krny walon k sath hai to phir tum bas mutmain hojao. Allah kisi ka sabar b zayah nhi jany deta. Sabr ka ajar aik na aik din zarur milta hai or tumhen b anqareeb milyga or us din tum apny Rab ka shukar ada karogy k Usny tumhen mayus nhi hony diya or tumhari azmaishen door karky tumhen behad khushyaan dydi. Bs tum apna tawakkul mazboot rakho Allah par qk ab anqareeb SAB THEEK HONY HE WALA HAI.🌷 [Via- Rija A.]

[ivampwrites]

Kal jab hum chale jayenge to kya karogi?

mila do khak me meri sari koshishein par tumhe bhi humse ishq ho jaye to kya karogi?

aur phir tum aao mujhe dundh'te huye sari khawahishyein lekar meri tarha, aur hum na mile to tab kya karogi ?

- Shah

[indiesole]

Indies (Lifetime) Playlist Tributes to Music Legends ! -PART 14

SURESH WADKAR’S TOP 360 (HINDI FILM) SONGS ! (Contd from 186)-

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Jara Pyar Ke Safar Mein - Apna Bhi Koi Hota

Pareshan Ho Tum –Janam Se Pehle

Kabhie Ajnabi The -Kabhie Ajnabi The

Jadugar ka jadu -Jadugar

Gaon Mein Mach Gaya Shor -Dacait

Nasha Husn Ka Utar Jayega -Mardon Wali Baat

Har Ek Se Milna Hans Hans Ke -Ayee Milan Ki Raat

Parbat Ki Unchai Par Thehar Gayi Hai Shaam -Naagmani

Saawan Nahi Bhadon Nahi - Kudrat

Amir Se Hoga Ya Garib Se Hoga -Insaniyat Ke Dushman

Hum Naujawan - Hum Naujawan

Kaisan shaadi rachayi ho - Naram Garam

Tum Jo Haseen Itni -Raaz

Zindagi Ashk Sahi – Path Bhrashta

Baje Badhai More Angana - Maa Beti

Maine Apna Sanam Tujhe - Maa Beti

Samay Ke Darpan Mein - Jeevan Dhara

(Humming)- Ghar Ek Mandir

Kaisa Hai Tere Ishq Mein –Parbat ke us paar

Jhoom jhoom ke megha chaaye -Indra the tiger(dubbed)

Mujhse shaadi karogi – Dulhan hum le jayenge

Mai Tera Deevana –Bond 303

Yaar Pe Hai Dil Mera Qurbaan - Patthar Ke Phool

Tum Bhi Hanso Hum Bhi Hanse -Achha Bura

Ek Aas Liye, Vishwaas Liye - Khwab

Ram Dulari Mayke Gayi -Meri Biwi Ki Shaadi

Meri Yaad Aayegi Aati Rahegi - Sunny

Sheron Wali Mata Ka Jab Naam - Amba

Dil Mere Lehra Le - Jhoothi Shaan

Maine Kaha Tumne Suna - Dacait

Kamra Tha Mera Bandh –Zakhmee Insaan

Zamane Ke Malik Teri Meharbani – Zara si bhool

Aao raas rache garba raat hai -Toofan

“

Chai aiyo radhe rani - Sangeet

Man Ki Baat Jab Hotho Pe -Raadha Aur Seeta

Mere Man Baaja Mirdang Manjira Best Audio Video - Utsav

Mammy Aisi Pappa Aise - Hum Rahe Na Hum

Duniya Mein Nahin Hogi –Ladke baap se badke

Gao Gao Gate Jao - Udhar Ki Zindagi

“ (duet)

Gaadi aati hai

“ (duet)

Yeh Teri Meri Yaari -Daata

Baba Sai Baba -Dozakh

Maiya Mera Muqaddar - Mera Muqaddar

Ek Nahin Hum Do -Tajurba

Har Mod Pe Mud Ti Jaye Motor Mitran Di -Raahee

Mere Dil Ne Tujhe Chaha -Shiva Shakti

Tu Hai Kamal Maula Teri Kudrat Kamal -Sultanat

Aasmaan Chhat Ho Meri - Thikana

Muqabla Muqabla Tere Bhakt Jano Ka - Marte Dam Tak

Yaaro Humko Dekh Ke - Dosti Dushmani

O Aayee Baisakhi - Agnee

I Love You - Kaun Kare Kurbanie

Sheesha E Dil Men Teri Hi Tasveer – Gehra Zakhm

Sehre Mein Dulha Hoga - Parinda

Taaqat Hai Jiske Paas - Bepanaah

Main Door Chala Jaoonga - Kalaakaar

Bahut Khubsoorat Hai - Kaun Jeeta Kaun Haara

Kurta Malmal Ka – Jeeo..Jeene Do

Kiss Me - Shiva

Is Zindagi Ka Talabgar – Bad aur badnam

Yeh Hawa Yeh Fiza - Sadma

Main Aaj Bahut Khush Hoon - Sansar

Sapne Mein Milti Hai - Satya

Na Hoti Dosti Tumse – Awara Baap

Mere Sawal Ka Tum Do Jawab - Saazish

Jai Jai Ram Siyaram - Lav Kush

Hamein Aasman Ne Bheja – Sheshnaag

Woh Mera Mehboob –Divorce

Sangmarmar Sa Tha – Purani Haveli

Main Tera Pagal Premi – Abhi Abhi

Suraj Mukhi Mukhda Tera – Kalaakaar

Gale Lag Ja -Tan-Badan

Ek Swarg Hai Aasman Par – Amba

Saheli Ho – Paheli

Kitne din - Sati naag kanya

Pyar mein pyar se – College Girl

Sang Sang Rah Kar - Sati naag kanya

Akkad Bakkad Dono Phakkad – Tajurba

Apni Gadi Chalti Hai – Laalach

Ramji Ne Dhanush Toda – Eeshwar

Kabhi bole haan - Kali Basti

Hum Gharibon Ne Tera – Loha

Tera Mera Pyar Amar – Rukhsat

Inhi Mulaqaton Mein - Maan Abhiman

Chaudhvin Raat Hai - Yaadon Ka Mausam

Milte The Kabhi Hum Dar Dar Ke –Raahee

Zinda Hain Jo Log Mohabbat -Aao Pyaar Karen

Tanaatan Baj Gai Ghanti Sajan - Watan Ke Rakhwale

Main Balam Wahi Lungi – Diruba Tangewali

Hai Mohabbat – Hero

Hamka Isak Huwa Hai Yaaro – Coolie

Na Idher Ke Rahe Na Udher Rahe - Kaanch Ki Deewar

Baju Bandh Baju Bandh - Prem Granth

Calcutta Ho Ya Kashi -Jawani Zindabad

Chhod Ke Tujhko -Maha Sangram

Yehi Hai Dosti – Bad aur badnam

Dil Ko Zara Sambhalo – Farz aur kanoon

Banna Mera Aaya Hariyala - Radha Ka Sangam

Jag Ja – Omkara

Dua Samajh Lo Ya Isko Gaali – Thikana

Sagar Mein Tarang Hai - Lahoo Ke Do Rang

Kiska Kusur Hai - Lahu Ke Do Rang

Hum Jitne Baar Jiyenge – Khilaf

Raat Ke Dhai Baje – Kaminey

“ (remix)

Foot Pathon Ke Hum – Mashaal

Peele Peele Sharab Hai Peele – Ghulami

Sang Sang Rahenge Janam Janam - Ek Vivaah Aisa Bhi

Jab Tak Hai Jee Jee Bhar Ke Pee – John Jani Janardhan

Shalok – Bhai ka dushman bhai

Ganga jamuna saraswati -Ganga jamuna saraswati

Allah Ka Naam Le -Palay Khan

Main Jis Mehfil Mein - Badle Ki Aag

Dil Kahe Har Dum – Guddu

Hum Paanch Pandav -Hum Paanch

Goli Chacha Ko Salam Karo -Mera Dost Mera Dushman

Paani – Iqbal

Jahan Kabhi Dil Ne Khai Thokar – Veergati

Aaye Hain Woh Mazaar - Saajan Ki Saheli

Hoga Na Hoga Pyar Kabhi Kum -Kaun Kare Kurbanie

Hum To Banjaare Hain – Nishanebaaz

Paanch Ungliyon Ki - All Rounder

Chal Kahi Chale Sajna – Muqaddar

Sona Kare Jhilmil Jhilmil – Paheli

Yeh Janmabhoomi Janma Devi Maa -Zakhmi Sher

Do-Do-Do-Do – Ramji Londonwaley

Dekho pyare rut kaisi ayi – Muqabla

Sundari Yeh Jeevan Tera – Dalpati

Madine Ki Galiyon Se Awaz Aai – Bambai ka maharaja

Chhod Aaye Hum Woh Galiyan –Maachis

Tum Mere Ho – Betaabi

Na Tum Ne Kiya – Nache Mayuri

Kaise Kahan Kab Ho – Bhagmati

Hum Dono Hain -Karishma Kudrat Kaa

Ae Kaash Dil-E-Nada Aisa Na Kiya Hota – Imandaar

Dil Aakhir Dil Hai – Dil Aakhir Dil Hai

Wafa Mere Dil Ki – Rukhsat

Chehera Kamal Hai Aapka - Maine Jeena Seekh Liya

Hamein Aasman Ne Bheja (Sad) – Sheshnaag

Ek Dil Ki Diwani –Ghatak

Mubarak Ho Mubarak Ho – Angaaray

Mere Dil Ki Galiyon – Banjaran

Jab Prem Aggan Lag Jaye - Dil-E-Nadaan

Dhamak Dhamak Dhaiya Dhaiya – Karamdaata

Aaj Ki Duniya Mein – Paapi pet ka sawaal hai

Babul de do dua aaj to pyar se - Saajan Ka Ghar

Chaar Din Ka Safar –Zaalim

Meri Qadar Jani –Shiva

Badal Ghumad Badh Aaye – Saaz

Kaaton Se - Rakht Charitra

Yaar Mera Chikna Ghada -Badle Ki Aag

Bheega Bheega Mausam Tadpaye - Bandh Darwaza

Mere Zindagi Meri Jaan - Sar Utha Ke Jiyo

Sadion Mein Ek Baar Milen -Ye Rishta Na Tootay

Mangti Hai Pyasi Dharti – Parampara

Hum Aashiq Hai – Sunny

Dono Nibhayein Apna Dharam - Ek Vivaah Aisa Bhi

Sunne Wale Sunlete Hain – Saaz

Na Tir Se Maro – Mohabbat ke dushman

Chaar Din Ka Safar (Sad) – Zaalim

Ang Jale Gora Rang Jale - Daku Hasina

Kitne Ajeeb Rishte Hain Yahaan Par – Page 3

Apni Hai Unchi Uraan -Unchi Uraan

Holi Ke Din – Chatpati

Aaj Matki Utaroonga - Paapi Farishte

Kudi Pat Jaayegi – Grahasthi

Rocky Aur Johny – Zakhmee Insaan

Chal Padi - Dil Pe Mat Le Yaar

USTAD BADE GHULAM ALI KHAN ‘S TOP 190 SONGS !

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Simply the greatest 'classical singer' in the history of music! Supreme commander of raag, taal, bhav, khayal, & sur. Viewed as sole revolutionary bringing popular interest & mass appeal to raag music! Direct or indirect guru, of most legend of legends of Indian music! A man beyond profl art,who famously never sang for cinema,except once,upon persistent request of long-time super fan Naushad, that too upon receiving what will be regd in record books as by far the highest profl fee ever recd for any art performance, 70 times more than highest paid performer of the times, Lata & Rafi, a imaginary price he'd only quoted to somehow get rid of prod -dir K.Asif, that much to his shock was instantly agreed upon! Ustad Amir Khan, a classical legend himself, hearing HIM, in ecstasy remarked, "They should ban public performances of the ragas Bade sahab touches.Will forever be a let down". Quotes: "If people of our region were trained in classical tehzeeb/manner,would've been no partition!" " I don't know nor care for place of origin, of the raga or it's ppl.All I seek is it's purity." "A true lover of tune,won't be cruel,but wary of hurting,also necessarily God loving & dedicated personality."

Ready reckoner on diff terms,raags,styles etc,for lay listeners:

1.Raag-A array of melodious swars,with musical motifs,to color mind & affect emotions 2.Vadi-Root swar 3.Samvadi-Significant " 4.Nyas-Most used " 5.7 shadja(swar)-sa(Shadaj),re(Rishabh),ga(Gandhar),ma(Madhyam),pa(Pancham),dha(Dhaivat),ni(Nishad) 6.Komal-Soft swar(For 4/7-re,ga,dha,ni) 7.Teevra-Sharp "(ma) 8.Shudh-Natural " 9.Achal-2 Swar with no variants(pa,sa) 10.Thaat-Parent scale,used to classify raags 11.Aroh-Ascending scale 12.Avroh-Descending " 13.Vakr-11&12 above,not in same order 14.Drut(laya)-Conc'g fast tempo of raag.Gen'y 160-320 beat/min.Many base full recitals on drut mode(Teentaal) 15.Khyal-Style allowing unltd imagination to embelish ragas,requ'g more technicality than intellect 16.Bandish-'Fixed verse'.On relg-spiritual or royal panegyrics,or musicology,or romance.Strict on form+style. 17.Thumri-Radha-Krishna recitals,that arouse 'thumakna'(& dance of ghungru) 18.Dhrupad-Bandishes on Krishn 19.Tarana-Persian-Arabic words & phonemes in raags,medium to fast tempo RAAGS: 1.Todi/Bhairavi-Bhakti of female divine 2.Khamaj-Lite,sedate,husky;in thumris 3.Kafi-1or2,Bhimplasi,Pahadi,used in nt folk eg Thappa(fast,bouncy),Dadra(ghazal,slow),Holi,Kirtan,Bhajan 4.Gavti/Bheem-1+Khyal 5.Bhinn Shadj/Kaushik Dhwani-5 sur.No re-pa 6.Shankara-5 aroh 6 avroh,mostly higher notes 7.Multani-Noon 8.Malhar-Combo o'Raag Kafi & Raag Durga(sweet soothing mild),sung in patient seriousness. 9.Bahar-Malhar adapted 10.Malkauns-Oldest raags,sung 2-4am,for soothing & intoxicating effect. Derived from Mal and Kaushik, ie he who wears serpents like garlands–God Shiva.Created by Goddess Parvati to calm lord Shiva,post Tandav in rage of Sati's sacrifice. Also by Jain Tirthankaras when Lecturing Samavasarana. Ragini-Dhanashri. Most 'em pentatonic raags'r of Shaivait musical school. 11.Bageshri/~Raageshri- Popular late night raag,to depict emo of woman waiting for reunion with lover.1st by Tansen 12.Malgunji/Lankeshwari-Khamaj+B(R)ageshri 13.Chhayanat-Late eve,3hrs till midnt,reflecting high exuberance with mild pathos 14.Bihag-Loving raag,shudh saptak 15.Behagda-Bihag+Khamaj 16.Sohini-Passive sensuous 17.Kedar-Fav raag played lots by Krishna.Known to've thermal energy,& raagini of Raag Deepak,that conveys honesty, integrity & truthfulness,making mind aware of soul's true character. 18.Basant,also Hindol-hope in new spring onset,to start unseflishly afresh 19.Megh-When Govardhan Parvat was on Lord Krishna's short finger,Lord Shiva generated a Damru sound to protect Lord Krishna from the high energy release-Raga MEGH!Tansen's physical agony after singing Raag Deepak also pacified by it 20.Bhoopali-Bhakti ras,like Rag Shudh Kalyan & Yaman,abt evoking non-attachment 21.Marwa-Bhakti ras,sunset 22.Puriya-" in highr octave 23.Gunkali-Soft " 24.Sorath-Strong belief 25.Hameer-Nocturnal,gen'ly in upper octaves,on all natural notes 26.Kamod-Tough combo of Malhar,Hameer,Kedar,Chhayanat 27.Shyam Kalyan-Kamod+Kalyan 28.Lalit-Serene dev'l,at dawn 29.Tilang-V.sweet raag 30.Darbari(Kanada)-Grave,lot in lower octave(lower than most Kanada family raags),deeply emo,no frivolos decors 31.Asavari/Jaunpuri-To depict cold 32.Nayaki Kanada-Dynamic,enthu & full of vitality 33Sarang(family)-Of melodic history 34.Adana-Slow Darbari b4 Sarang drut(Ascetic on tiger skin) 35.Jaijaiwanti-Happiness & satisfaction of King winning battle+sadness of lost son 36.Tilak Kamod-Like Raag Des.V.melodious raag,of rains 37.Madhmad Sarang-Sarang mid 38.Pilu-In thumri etc 39.Sohini-Moist tranquil nt,high octaves 40.Kalingda/~Raag Bhairav-Peaceful morng contmplatv devtl 41.Paraj-Basant b4 Kalingda 42.Andolika-Caps shudh;Small komal/tivr 43.Hemant-Deep,soothing,aroh5 avroh7

Pictorial depiction of playlist: https://tooter.in/IndieSpace/posts/107715271386256227

POORNIMA / SUSHMA SHRESHTA ‘S TOP 220 SONGS !

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Itni Shakti hamein dena data - Ankush

Kaisi rahungi tere bina – Album

Teri Hai Zameen Tera Aasman - The Burning Train

Tumsa Koi Nahi – Poornima

Palkon Mein Sapne - Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat

Aayi Savan Ki Ritu Matvali - Awara Zindagi

Chod Mohe Gayile - Goriya

Rehte Nashe Mein - Papi Gudia

Ek Baar Ek Baar Pyar Se Toh Dekh - Sanam Teri Kasam

Chin China China - Aunty No. 1

Kya huva kuch huva - Rampur ka raja

Udhar Ki Zindagi - Dadaji Ki Chhadi Hu Main

Jab Tak Rahega Samose Mein Aaloo - Mr And Mrs Khiladi

Hungama Ho Gaya - Deewana Mastana

Choona Na Mera Ghungta – Agniputra

Yeh aalam yeh mausam -Jai kishen

Bharatpur Lut Gaya - English Babu Desi Mem

San Sana Nana Sai Sai - Banarasi Babu

Sona Kitna Sona Hai - Hero No 1

Mr. Lova Lova – Ishq

Har Waqt Mujh Mein Masti Masti – Krishna

Illa Loo Illa Loo – Mrityudaata

Har Janam Mera - Aaj Ka Samson

Lau Kaha Se Mai Wo Jubaa - Jaane Jigar

Inteqaam Ki Aag - Hum Nahin Bhoolenge

Mere Rabba - Sarhad Paar

Kahin Rut Badal Na Jaaye - Awara Zindagi

O My Sweetheart Dil Ko Dil Se Jod De

Kiss Me Come Quick

Tukur Tukur Dekhte Ho Kya – Masoom

Main No 1 Hoon – Vaade Iraade

Tum Tana Na Tana – Baharon ke Manzil

Channe Ke Khet Mein – Anjaam

Tu Tu Tu Tu Tara - Bol Radha Bol

Shaam Hai Dhuan Dhuan – Diljale

Behke behke kadam – Himmat

Saiyan Ke Saath Madhaiya Mein - Eena Meena Deeka

Cham Cham Chandni -Janam Kundli

Haye Hukku Haye Hukku Haaye Haaye - Gopi Kishan

Pinjre main popat bole

Barsaat main jab ayega sawan ka mahina – Maa

Jawani Diwani – Chamatkar

Kuch Hua Re Hua Re – Shastra

Dil Tera Deewana – Raghuveer

Hun Huna Re – Taaqat

Main Paidal Se Jaa - Hero No 1

Mera Mehboob Aayega - Gopi Kishan

Teri Kismat Mein – Kismat

A Aa E Ee Mera Dil Na Todo - Raja Babu

Mera Daaman - Haryanvi Pop

Ho Gaya Hai Mujhko Pyar Pyar – Dil Bole PIya piya

Chanda Ki Chori - Raja Ki Aayegi Baraat

Batti Na Bujha - Gopi Kishan

Chori Se Chupke – Dharam Yoddha

Dil Mein Hai Tu – Daata

Teesra Kaun – Teesra Kaun

Chudiyan Bajaungi - Betaaj Badshah

Main Hoon Gaon Ki Gori - Bol Radha Bol

Bichhuaa - Haryanvi Pop

Mera Lehenga Gher Ghumer - Hum Hain Bemisal

Chori Pakdi Gayi – Dil bole piya piya

Sarkai Lo Khatiya Jada Lage - Raja Babu

Saawan Mahina Lagi Hai Jhadi - Pehla Pehla Pyar

Kudi Tu Kudi Kamal Ki Tu - Sikandar Sadak Ka

Kuku Kuru Kuku Kuru – Himmat

Chhatri Na Khol Barsaat Mein - Gopi Kishan

Sana Sana Sannana – Barood

Eena Ko Mil Gayi Meena – Eena Meena Deeka

Ui Amma Ui Amma - Raja Babu

Aa Tujhe Main Pyar Doon – Bandish

Love Rap - Maine Dekha Jab – Krantiveer

Ban Gae Ban Gae Ban Gae yaar mere saiyya ki Sarkar

Chudiya Bajau Ki Bajau Kangna – Muqaddar

Yeh Dil Deewana - Vaade Iraade

Sajna teri bena -Ram Aur Shyam

Piya piya - Ram Aur Shyam

Yun to nazar baaz toone - Naam kya hai

Padhna Likhna Chhodo – Angrakshak

Kis Ladki Ne Dil Mera Chhina – Mafia

Turu Ru Turu Ru – Elaan

Panga Na Le Mere Naal -Haseena Maan Jaayegi

Jumme ke Jumme Ghar Aaya Karo – Mr & Mrs Khiladi

Janu Mai Jane Tu – Gangster

Looshe Wai Wai - Jai Kishen

Tera naam likh diya - Baharon ki manzil

Mera Dil Bola – Elaan

Meri Jaan Dua Karna – Baharon ki manzil

Godna God Mohe – Vinashak

Log Aate Hai – Pehchaan

Dheere Dheere Nazar Ladne De – Pehchaan

Mujhko Ek Pappi Chahiye – Vijeta

Ek Ladki Pataka - Apne Dam Par

Sama Hai Mastana – Dil Bole Piya Piya

Mantar Maar Gaya – “

Yaar Mera Chikna Ghada - Badle Ki Aag

Tukur Tukur Dekhte Ho Kya – Masoom

Munna Main Chunna Tu - Khoon Ka Sindoor

Nazro Se Aaj Nazre – Tahkhana

Godanwa Godo Mori Baiyaan Ji – Mudda The Issue

Intvw

Tu Mere Dil Mein Bas Ja – Judwaa

Biwi No.1 - Biwi No.1

Sirf Sunday Ko – Ansh

Taana Tandana –Insaaf

Laddu Motichur Ka - Hote Hote Pyaar Ho Gaya

Teetar Teetar – Bandish

Chu Chu Chu - Kyun Sharmaye Kyu Ghabraye

Gore Gore Gaal Meri Jaan Ke - Jai Vikranta

Parody Song- Mehendi

Pari Kahan Se Aai - Khoon Ka Sindoor

Dilwala Dil Legaya - Dil bole piya piya

Ankhon Mein Mohabbat Hai – Gair

Dil Deewana Mane Na- Janam Kundli

Haye Ram Buddhe Me Bada Dum Hai – Zahreela

Choli Ke Andar Kya Hai – Khalnaaika

Gajab Siti Maare Saiyan Pichware - Lahoo Ke Do Rang

Ittefaq raaton ko

O Jaanu O Mere Jaanu -Pehla Pehla Pyar

Gali Gali Tere Husn Ki - Miya Biwi Aur Saali

Aiya Aiya Aiya Masti Cha Gayi –

Mama Miya Mama Miya –

Jeth Ki Dopahri Mein - Coolie No. 1

Dhik Ta Na Na (Female) – Laadla

Dhik Ta Na Na – Laadla

Chal Kar Le Thoda Pyar - Tu Chor Main Sipahi

Tak Jhoom – Mrityudaata

Aadhi Si Raat - Haryanvi Pop

Gore Rang Pe Itraye – Suhag

Love Me Love Me – Taaqat

Nadhin Dhinna - Mr. Bechara

Suno Miya Suno Miya - Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Mujhe Hero Ban Jaane Dee - Mr & Mrs Khiladi

Ab Tak Hai Puri – Kudrat

Aao Chalo Hum Kare Nain Mataka – Loafer

Sasuji – Rajaji

Gora Pareshaan Hai – Shikari

Ab Tu Meri – Prince No 1

Lut Gayee – Hulchul

Love Love - Hindustan Ki Kasam

Darwaja Khula Tha - Sar Uthake Jiyo

Dil Mera Udaas Hai –Angrakshak

Kuch Kuch Kuch Ho Raha Hai – Loafer

Ek Chadar Do Sone Wale - Betaaj Badshah

Gora Gora Rang – Dil bole piya piya

Sabse Badi Dosti – Baharon ke manzil

Goriya pyar mujhe - Mere Humsafar

Maine Kya Julm Kiya - Eena Meena Deeka

Chaadar Bichhayi Diyo Na - Aakhri Dacait

Tan Tana Tan Tan Taara – Judwaa

Oonchi Hai Building – Judwaa

Ooperwale neeli chhatri – Lalchee

Soorat Hai Meri Bholi – Jai Kishen

Roop Salona Tera Dekh Ke - Jaani Dushman

Chhod De Janeman Apni Zid Chhod De – Chandaal

Kashmakash Badhi Toh – Cheetah

Tum Tum Ho Ke Nahin - Saatwan Aasman

Ooyee Ooyee Meri Amma - Bewafa Sanam

Agar Barsaat Na Hoti To Dil Ki Bat – Janam Kundli

Amanat

Ladke Aaj Ke Ladke – Vijaypath

Mera Dil Bole Piya Piya

More Piya Ke Sang – Goriya

Dil Tera Badmaash Hey karta hai –

Dil Dhadak Mera – Mard

Jaane Jaana Tune Chua

Angoorwali Bagiyan - Maa Kasam

Ek Ladki Nache Raaste Mein – Suraj

Mujhe Ekraar Karna De Zara Izhar –Bhai

Neend Aati Nahin – Vijeta

Pyaar Ki Rail Gadi - Sabse Badhkar Hum

Sawan Ki Raat Suhani – Rangbaaz

Mach Gaya Shor – Barood

Galiyan Da Munda - Do Numbri

Chhan Chhana Chhan

Chum Le Mere Balon Ko – Shapath

Dekho Jo Palat Ke – Zameer

Yeh Dil Ka Dhadkana - Sikandar Sadak Ka

Chikne Chikne Gaal - Sher E Hindustan

Doob Ke Dariya Mein · Saajan Chale Sasural

Oee maa ye kya ho gaya - Aao Pyaar Karen

Towel Mein Baahar Jaaogi - Eena Meena Deeka (Contd)

[tweedstoat]

Since you reblogged a few pictures of Aishwarya Rai I’ve gotta ask, favorite Bollywood movies?

Oooh love this

1. DEVDAS. I <3 tragedy

2. Hungama (I also love comedy and this is like the funniest film of all time anywhere)

3. Om Shanti Om

4. Kabhi khushi kabhie gham

5. Sholay

6. Doom 2

7. The dirty picture

8. Main hoon na

9. Jodhaa Akbar

10. Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

[phoenixxfeatherss]

Balloons

"Papa chalo na woh wale uncle ke paas chalte hai, unke paas kitne saare balloons hai," a 9-year-old Shivi said as she dragged Shiva to the balloon man near the playground.

"Kitne pyaare balloons hai na, Papa. Mujhe yeh saare balloons chahiye. Dila do na pleaseeeeeee," she said, making her signature puppy face and smiling at him.

Chattan Pandya couldn't help but melt when he saw his daughter's antics.

"Aap itne saare ballons ka karogi kya, Shivi?" He inquired, knowing that his wife would kill him if they returned with ten large balloons. His wife was afraid of loud noises, and he was concerned that the balloons would burst during the night, disrupting her beauty sleep.

"Bohot saare balloons ke sath khelne mein mazaa aayega na Papa isiliye. Ab dilado pleaseeeeee," she said.

"Chalo thik hai, lekin aapko yeh balloons Tara didi aur Rishi bhaiyya ke saath share karna hoga, promise?"

"Promise Papa, ab jaldi balloons leke ghar chalte hai, late ho gaye toh Mumma daatengi," she said.

They were about to leave when he noticed a few children, most of them younger than Shivi, coming towards them.

"Uncle, hume bhi ek balloon do na, please," they requested, assuming he was a balloon man due to the ten balloons he was carrying. He noticed they were all wearing shirts that said 'Krantiveer Charitable Trust.' 

Shivi looked at them surprised, before breaking into a huge smile.

"Hello friends. Yeh lijiye aapke liye balloons," she said, taking the balloons from Shiva and distributing them to the children.

"Lekin humare paas paise nahi hai," said one of the older kids.

"Paison ki koi zaroorat nahi bacche, aapko balloons pasand aaye na. Bas aur kuch nahi chahiye. Shiva smiled as he said, "Ab jao jaake khelo."

"Shivi, aapne toh saare balloons unn bacchon ko de diye, ab aap kiske saath khelogi?" Shiva asked her as they walked back to their house.

"Papa humare ghar pe toh bohot saare toys hai na, unhi se khel lungi. Lekin unn bacchon ke paas toh zyaada toys nahi hogi na, isiliye meine unhe saare balloons de diye. Aapne dekha nahi woh bacche kitne khush the balloons dekhkar."

Shiva Pandya smiled as he realized his little baby girl was just like her mother. They never cared about materialistic things. They always believed in spreading joy and happiness everywhere they went.

#pandya store #Alice Kaushik #kanwar dhillon #shivi #kdice

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 04.12.20 lb

dadi is totes eskited, jaise pehli baar shaadi ho rahi ho. shipper ho toh aisi!!!!

lmao iskiiiii utaavli toh dekho. didn’t need to be told twice. not even a momenttttt of jhijakkkk he had. varmaalas hote toh kachchue ki taraah mundiii aage karta. 

yeh aage itna parking space kyun choda hua hai????

lol this unnecessary chacha is back for what joy???? he wasn’t here when vansh “died”, he’s here for this total random ceremony???

lmaooooo all of their faces are so tortured. ki ek baar hi iss shaadi se humara band bajaa hua hai, ab toh doosri baar bhi ho gayi.

solemn sorry to vansh. ki i have to do this to save the family.

meanwhile jisse sorry maang rahi hai, he’s hassi-khushi lootofying mazze of wedding # 2.

he needs to fucking stop looking at her like this, like she is the reason the sun rises.

dadi going hardcore on this ki yeh waali tootni nahi chahiye ok, chaahe duniya idhar ki udhar ho jaaye. this ends only when riddhima dies (because sadaa suhaagan, etc. 🤮🤮🤮)

happy affirmative nods from this one. lol he’s genuinely so psyched to have scored his own wife again. cute!!!!!!!

ishani is like bhakkkkkkkkkkkk, saara mood kharaab kar diya. poor thing,

and lol angre went trotting behind her immediately.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ISKA CHEHRA DEKHO LMAO.

this bitch tooooooooooooo soft for his wife. I LOVE IT.

warning glares to everyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyone as he takes her.

LMAO HER PETTY ASS COULDN’T HELP BUT RUBBBBBBBBBBBBB IT INTO KABIR’S FACE.

V on the outside:

V on the inside:

blah blah how could you let this behroopiya put sindoor in your maang, i’ll find out the truth and then badnaaam youuuuu, just waitttt. abbe jaaaaa na.

wow. champion scrabble player kabir must be.

abbe duffer scrabble mein checkmate nahi hota. i overestimated your intelligence.

also how the fuck he instantlyyyyyyyyyyyyy make vihaan’s name correctly????? like, there’s 6 letters and if you do permutations, 6!/2!=360. THERE’S 360 WAYS YOU COULD ARRANGE THOSE LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idhar this one is babbling about what happened today was just part of contract, main sirffffffff tumhaari hoon vanshhhhhh. 

this one deciding to toy with her emotions a little by doing the vansh voice. not cool, my man. she looks genuinely devastated.

grief gives way to anger.

lmaooooooooo she’s saying take my vansh’s clothes off and ripping them off him.

i would do the same, sis. NIKAAALO KAPDEEEEE (but in a sexyyyyy way.)

passionate defense of mera vansh aisa tha, mera vansh waisa tha, tum mere vansh jaise kabhi nahi ho sakte, blah blah blah. behen, speech dene se fursat mile toh dekho ki tumhara vansh is looking at you like he wants to take you up against that fuglyass wall right this second. mandbuddhi aurattttttttttttttttttttt.

trying to tamp down his horny by saying all this love you have for vansh seems fake af. website doesn’t seem credible it seems, lol. riddhima forgot to update her security certificates.

i can’t stop lmao whenever he calls her Dollar Biwi.

who dis watching from outside now??????

pushing and prodding and poking (saying the truth only, ki kahin aise he khel OG pati ke saath bhi nahi khele the???) aaaaaand.......

“thappad se darr lagta hai sahiba.......”

“............lekin pyaar se nahi lagta!”

lmao who knew he was so filmy!!!!!

“toh agli baar, sirf pyaaaar, pyaaar.........”

“...... and only pyaar!”

he cute and all but asking for a good kick in the crotch rn.

“laaton ka bhoot nahi hoon main; pyaar se baat karogi toh baaton se maan jaunga.”

HE NEEDS TO STOP NUZZLING INTO HER HAIR THAT WAY!!!!!!

ALSO BRO IF YOU JUST TELL HER WHO YOU ARE, YOU’D BE GETTING SO MUCH NOOKIE TONIGHT. STUPID MASOCHISTIC FUCK.

i hate this stupid “ladki ka gussa is so hot” bs. i hate it so much.

finally she gave it to him nicely. idk wtf she was waiting for this long. main hoti toh kab ka miss congeniality waala S-I-N-G method deploy karti.

he’s really working on riddhima and my lassssssst nerve.

speaking of fuckers paaofying bhangra on women’s lasttttt nerve.............. all you men in this house are really asking to be fucking stabbed in the eye today, aren’t ya.

scrabble champion kahinnnnnn bhi shuru ho jaata hai haan?

maybe all this badla and mission is just a sad way to distract himself from the fact that he has noone in his life to play scrabble with. that’s literally all he wants. vansh could end this whole thing by just devoting one hour a day to him.

riddhima playing dumb. not that it takes khaas effort for her........... 

anyway challenge challenge challenge between the two. idc. 

15 min and kabir will have proof he’s saying. yeah right. popat banne waala hai tera.

running in to warn V, and................

V’s face whenever kabir talks to him:

kabir ka toh pata hai, but why is dadi sooooooooo eager and happy to hear this story about how vansh almost fucking died????

lol V tells the whole story (that AP had cooked up that day about the ghar mein gunday and all.......) and kabir’s reaction......

“beautiful!!!!!!!!!”

V is this close to beating the teeth outta K’s mouth lmao.

mishra’s sent the proof aaaaaaaaand....................

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

askdjlsakjdlaskjdlaskjldkjaslkjdalsklkjas i hate him lolololololololol

a narrow win for our team!

“kya hua kabir? tumhare chehre se toh aisa lag raha hai jaise haath mein aate aate koi bohut badi daulat haath se nikal gayi!” HE’S SUCH A PETTY BASTARD LMAO

mrs. petty bastard has some extra salt to rub in. premium grade pink himalayan salt.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. container house ke itttu se gadde ko bye bye, hello again to my king size mattress!

ofc they’ll fight about contract, sanskaar, blah blah idc i’m just here for what i know is coming up .

there it isssssssssssssss.

MANS GOTTA STOP LOOKING AT HER LIKE THIS.

“main gentleman hoon. kisi bhi ladki, khaas kar meri Dollar Biwi ko taqleef nahi de sakta.”

i’m so sickkkkk of himmmmmmmmmm.

badiiiiiii jaldi maan gayi riddhima??????? don’t blame her tho.

IF THAT “BETA MANN MEIN LADDOOOOO PHOOOOOTA” CADBURY AD WAS MADE IN 2020.

lo ji naagin 5 mein vani ne pardaa utaar diya toh idhar inko gift kar diya.

standard “tumhaari neeyat bigad gayi, toh bhi main uss side nahi aane waala” dialogue.

UGH I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR THIS BS.

he’s like achcha mujhe le toh aayi, but karna kya hai exactly??????

vansh ne property dadi ke naam kii thi. it’ll be transferred back to vansh, and i want you to write it all on my name.

great. he’s gonna think she’s a golddigger now. re devaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. kab milegi muktiiiiiii riddhima mujh ko innn tuchche misunderstandings se?????

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

[salmankhanholics]

★ Sajid-Wajid and Salman Khan: Hit Bollywood songs by the Blockbuster Jodi!

June 1, 2020

Sajid-Wajid and Salman Khan have given numerous hit songs from the'90s. Singer-composer Wajid Khan of music director duo Sajid-Wajid first scored music for Salman Khan's Pyar Kiya To Darna Kya in 1998. The talented music composer (42), who has given Indian cinema some of its best died in the early hours of Monday in Mumbai. He had underlying kidney issues.

Wajid was one among Salman Khan's favourite music composers. Salman Khan's career best songs were composed by the composer duo Sajid-Wajid. He composed music for the Dabangg series, Jai Ho and Wanted. It is a pure coincidence that the composer who made his debut with Salman's song also ended his journey with the same actor. Wajid's last scored song, which was released last week on Eid, titled, Bhai Bhai, was also for the actor. Wajid made his debut in the 1998 Salman superhit, Pyaar Kiya To Darna Kya, with the song Teri jawani badi mast mast hai. The duo shot to fame with the Salman Khan blockbuster Dabangg in 2010 with hits like Tere mast mast do nain and Hud hud Dabangg and then there was no looking back.

In an interview with Mirror Online during Dabanng 3 promotions, the duo had said that it was a part of a happy journey the two started with actor Salman Khan's first Dabanng outing, one they would want to take till Dabanng 10 at least. Speaking to Mirror Online, the duo talked about why they love working with Salman. They also addressed concerns of musicians losing out on royalties to studios that don't always give artistes their due. Wajid said, "I think the situation is better than before. We should always look at positive aspect. There is PRS, IPRS and others who are collecting royalties on behalf of composers and authors so I think you should always keep fingers crossed and think of the best days to come. Abhi jab itna acha huwa hain toh aur acha hojaega. Waqt toh lagta hain har chez k liye."

Tumko Na Bhool Paayenge (2002), Tere Naam (2003), Garv (2004), Mujhse Shaadi Karogi (2004), Partner (2007), Hello (2008), God Tussi Great Ho(2008), Wanted (2009), Main Aur Mrs Khanna, (2009), Veer (2010), Dabangg(2010), No Problem (2010) are some of their films, they worked in. As a singer, Wajid recorded many hit songs, including Do you wanna partnerand Soni de nakhre (Partner), Hud hud Dabangg (Dabangg), Chinta ta chita (Rowdy Rathore), Tujhe Aksa Beach (God Tussi Great Ho) and Jalwa (Wanted). Most of their other famous compositions include Do you wanna partner and Soni de nakhre ( Partner), Mujhse shaadi karogi and Laal dupatta ( Mujhse Shaadi Karogi), Chinta ta chita ( Rowdy Rathore), Fevicol se ( Dabangg 2) and Raat bhar ( Heropanti).

#salman khan #Sajid wajid #wajid khan

[soysauceharry]

hiiiii do you have any bollywood movies you would rec from netflix? 😇

SORRY THIS LIST IS SO LONG :) i starred some of my favorites!!

*kabhi khushi kabhi gham (duh)

*om shaanti om

*main hoon na

zindagi na milegi dobara

dilwale

chennai express

khoobsurat

3 idiots

*kal ho naa ho

*kuch kuch hota hai

kabhi alvida na kehna

*jodha akbar (!!!!!!)

sanju

queen

ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga

paheli

jab hum saath saath hain

*chup chup ke

bhool bhulaiyaa

dostana

*lagaan

taare zameen par

namaste london

*don/don 2

phir bhi dil hai hindustaani

golmaal

*jaan-e-man (one of my fave movies!!!)

*mujhse shaadi karogi (the only movie where priyanka chopra has rights)

humko deewana kar gaye 

*rang de basanti (!!!!! SO GOOD SO SAD)

*maine pyar kyun kiya

#Anonymous