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Babe wakeup they're on Tiktok accusing Degas (ballerina painter) of being Jack the Ripper

#the person doing this thought the train connecting france and england was a thing back then #and someone was like??? it was a 7 hr ferry one way??? #choosing to believe Degas was just that dedicated to being the ripper that he qas taking regular 14 hr round trips to make it happen #oh also less funny the person who said this was like degas was going blind ans that sort of blindness degrades ur brain - #-in the same exact area bring a psychopath does 111!!!! #just like. blatantly ableist and pseudoscientific #wheres that child left behind poster with george w busy #we found another child left behind yall.... #jack the ripper

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in the omegaverse roman republic there was a tribune who was murdered for advocating for omega political rights in a sort of marcus livius drusus type situation i think

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youve taken the time to learn my attack patterns? what are you, gay?

#jaime and ned book 1

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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called “daylight savings time” youll be zonked out of your gourd

Me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.

1 hour and 5 minutes later: dude I swear it’s only been 5 minutes

my friend the oven, pacing: the smart devices are lying to us

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all the new god portraits (so far) in hades 2 !!!

#i think the 2nd last is artemis and the last one is selene

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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like whack a mole

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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think

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ⓘ this user has been abandoned by god

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Alicent in season two when her entire family is dying around her

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The princesses in the tower

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Thomas Mailaender - Photography on skin using negatives and a uv lamp.

#having white friends in australia