#k what the fuck

[centaur-dreaming]

NUMBER ONE?! NUMBER FUCKING O N E?! ON TUMBLR?! T U M B L R ? !

#Jesus Christ man #Kendrick Lamar #Drake #drizzy drake #diss track #like what even. I was shocked when it was at 9th but number 1? number 1 on the lgbt fandom obsessed site where we listen to mcr Radiohead #lemon demon tv girl girl in red k-pop and all of that shit but it’s Kendrick who trends no 1. what FUCKING reality. What reality man… #like that #euphoria #6:16 in la #meet the grahams #not like us #rap #ive also just noticed that my post is one of the headliner ones lmfao (fourth one in)

[hyukqi]

size training with soobin !!! 😵‍💫

(lawd help me im lightheaded just by imagining it)

soobin lying back against the headboard with one hand brushing his messy hair back and the other with a loose grip on your waist. sweat dripping down his forehead while he has an cocky smile across his face scanning your body up and down as you straddle his hips. whimpering quietly “b-bin…” while he coos softly “shhh.. come on pretty girl, you can take it, can you?” >_<

lifting your hips to align his cockhead with your sopping entrance, feeling overwhelmed with his intimidating demeanor that turns you oh so subby for him !!! gasping with short “ah”s and “hnn..!!”s while you sink down on him feeling his thick, long, girthy cock scrape your insides… he’s too big you can barely take his tip in!!

“too much…” with sobs pouring from your mouth and tears pooling in your eyes before they drip onto his toned body. “so good for me baby… it can fit ‘m promise, tight pussy ‘s sucking on it so well…” soobin murmurs enamored by how fucking hot you look forcing your pretty pussy down his massive cock. god he’s so soft with you but at the same time you want to wipe off his stupid smirk that revels in your desperation.

going so dumb on his cock shuddering once you sink down completely, moaning loudly at his girth rubbing against your gummy walls and tip resting right against that one bundle of nerves <33 god you might as well see his bulge protruding your stomach. “fuck… good girl… my good girl.. so small and tiny” lips pressed against your neck, behind your ear, and trailing to your jaw..

hah… he’s such a boob guy so soobin would definitely massage your breasts mouthing at your nipples while you ride him !! sloppily rutting against him and lifting your hips just to slam down on his huge cock leaving you both in shambles but only one grows increasingly desperate “nnnghh~~!! b-bin… soobin… p-please just ah!” soobin softly biting your nipples with his hands guiding you down and him thrusting upward at the same time making you arch back in sweet pleasure @_@

what a stupid baby you are… babbling incoherent whines and moans while he puts in all the effort into molding you into his personal cocksleeve. so so dumb for him and his big cock that you end up cumming too quickly with your juices gushing out from under, coating him with your sticky mess <333 and if you thought you were done, you are so wrong !!!

“came so fast already.. you can give me another, mm?” soobin suddenly pushing you down and hovering over with your legs hooked on his shoulders. sounds of skin smacking fill up the entire room while he deliciously ruts his dick against your pussy with eyes closed to concentrate on fucking his girlfriend dumb.

he still has yet to cum too yknow?

#soobin smut #txt imagines #txt post #txt smut #size k!nk #size difference #size training #soobin big dick #i just know soobin has a big dick #i will never shut up about big dick soobin #6 ft tall handsome man fucking you stupid what’s there not to love #i need his dick so bad #i want soobin’s dick SO FUCKING BAD

[fagitsukareita]

s2 e8 of saiki k. saiki reveals that ever since he time traveled to the past and accidentally messed up the timeline in an earlier episode, he's been getting stuck in time loops. it's implied that this is caused by saiki's own anxieties, as clearing his head breaks him out of these loops. immediately after this is revealed, nendou almost dies violently, barely being saved by saiki's powers at the last second. time loops. saiki watches nendou die violently in front of him 16,785 times before breaking the loop by dissociating so heavily that he manages to save nendou without consciously thinking about it. this is entirely played as a gag and is never mentioned ever again.

#WHY IS THIS ANIME A FUCKING HORROR SHOW. WTF WAS THAT. #i entirely forgot this happened until i reached it in my rewatch rn WHAT THE HELL #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusuo

[mcrbois]

WHAT?

#WHAT THE FUCK K KDKSNAJQHKDNQOQQ #mcr return #mcr #gerard way #my chemical romance #gway #fave g

[spirk-trek]

#just checking :) #this is it #this is the whole show #spock #spirk #star trek tos #star trek the original series #james t kirk #captain kirk #k/s #gay #space husbands #the premise #what the fuck is wrong with them #jim kirk #star trek #screencaps #my edit #spock's expression is sooo 'you like what you see?' #cheeky bastard #ugh i can't remember the episode... #i think it's arena #yeah #arena

[kusuokisser]

nice one, saiki! that sure is true!

#supporting the gf #hes so silly #the disastrous life of saiki k #saiki kusou no psi nan #saiki kusuo #kusuo saiki #kusuo #saiki #saiki k #my girlfriend #saiki fanart #art #shitpost #tiktok #tiktok scares me #saiki get off tiktok what the fuck i hate you #mimi draws sometimes

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nandor #nandor the relentless #wwdits spoilers #and if you're like but he reads! id be like yeah i was the best k-12 reader in my county 3 years running #and i still flunked every spelling test i ever had #because the english language is a terrible terrible language i wish it never cursed us bleh #anyways Nandor is a big dumb dumb who is actually well-read and i love that abt him #my perfect himbo #(i mean he still wrote it with an 'e' instead of an 'i' but thats probably because he pronpunces it with a strong 'eh' sound) #(*pronounces) #(fUCK)

[godofdystopia]

Man I'm actually glad people are waking up to the fact this show is going to be a dumpster fire for whoever they cast as Hermione

You know none of them bitches are going to defend her from HP fans being shifty about her being black, or being anti-slavery

#harry potter #harry potter tv series #anti harry potter #anti j k rowling #anti jkr #fuck jkr #hermione granger #my apologies to whoever they cast #you dont deserve whats about to happen to you

[bbqhooligan]

like what do you MEAN. Drake's behavior is well documented. hes BEEN "texting" underage girls and then suddenly, suspiciously, dating them later on when theyre legal. hes BEEN rapping out picking out girls to fuck in foreign countries, people talked about HS girls in his house. what do you mean if Kendrick is lying. what do you mean. do you literally not hear a single word a woman says? does Kendrick Lamar have to personally bring the documented proof, take Drake to court and walk him to jail himself for us to Really Know. hes been harrassing black women, not even secretly, THOSE ARE PUBLIC. does Kendrick Lamar need to hold your hand and walk you thru it. stupid spineless idiot.

#mypost #kendrick lamar #drake #k. #im. #like its not slightly fun or hype for me anymore. every ounce of joy and satisfaction ive felt at kendrciks execution sizzled and died off #this man used the woke vocabulary for you. said MISOGYNIST. and HATES BLACK WOMEN. and COLONIZER. #what else did you fucking NEED #we have 22 MINUTES of his speech and youre sooooo stupid

[chaisshitposts]

AaaaaAJAJADHDJSKK

I enter the void finally after two years😭🥺😭🥺😭🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺.

I can't tell you how happy I am. I just wrote 6 void affirmations like I enter void instantly, i always wake up in the void and so on then name the note as as I am a void master and I just did psych k using gamma waves for two times a day for 10 mins affirming I am a void master. I promised myself I will not waver this time and I just robotic affirm when I get time. While sleeping I recorded it in my voice and used it.

So on fourth day I finally woke up in the void which is today. I can't tell you how happy I am 😭😭😭.

I manifested-

Dream body

All my old grades to A+

Dream skin like literally flawless and beautiful

Dream house

The job which I want from a long time.

Healthy and happy family

And much more.

I freaking love you chai😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Thank you.. Now gotta delete tumblr and gonna enjoy my lyf. 😭😭😭😭😭

words cannot describe the amount of joy I feel after reading this, I cannot even say anything that would even make sense.

bye anon, thank you for not givin' up on yourself and I hope you have the most amazing time living in creative mode.

#— chai's asks. !! ~ #— anonnie. !! ~ #psych k #psych-k #psych k success #psych k success story #void state #void state success story #LETS GO ANON !!!! #LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #THIS IS WHAT IM FUCKING TALKING ABOUUUUUUT

[mineonmain]

Tell me i'm wrong...

#the eighth sense #fuck yeah!!!! #and they're not just indulging them #even tho if they are it's fine bc they get enjoyment out of their partner having a good time #but personally i love the idea of the smol and tol role reversal #it's smiles and giggles everywhere #how many of my old memes can i yoink out and reuse for this show is the real question #jaewon x jihyun #jihyun x jaewon #inu baek #werner du plessis #bl drama #korean bl #k bl #we're winning here lads #at what you ask? at life #semantic error #jaeyoung x sangwoo #watcha

[spinach-pine]

what if they... instead of...?

#make your guesses #the way shatner acts here literally looks like kirk had just kissed spock and couldn't believe what just happened #so naturally i had to make this #i am losing my fucking mind #spirk #spirk cus it's fucking canon #space husbands #k/s #old married spirk #spirk is canon #jim kirk #mr spock #space has never been so gay

[haharuspex]

red means i love you idk

#pathologic #мор утопия #artemy burakh #haruspex #артемий бурах #гаруспик #daniil dankovsky #bachelor #даниил данковский #бакалавр #burakhovsky #burda #бураховский #бурда #my art #i was solely inspired for scribbles by one and only farcille edit from tiktok #dungeon meshi can be pathologic sometimes i swear #;l #k;omjlinhbukgyjvftcdgvhbjnkml #anyway. #normal #what if there was an au where daniil fucking died and artemy had to (he didn't #but he wanted to) #indulge in suok-esque rituals with blood and gore and guts and earth and clay and etc etc etc

[on-this-day-mcr]

On this day, October 23

In 2022: My Chemical Romance performed their 59th show of the 2022-2023 Swarm tour at When We Were Young festival in Las Vegas, Nevada, USA. At this show, Gerard Way, Ray Toro and Frank Iero all wore prosthetic special effects makeup to look like older version of themselves, and wore the black and red stage costumes they used following the release of their album "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge". Mikey Way did not wear prosthetic makeup, and instead had faux blood dripping from his mouth. This show was the only show of the 2022-2023 Swarm tour where "The Foundations of Decay" was not performed. At this show, "Nothin But the best" was written on the drums. (🖤)

Watch the show here!

Kris Lori Fuentes Cortes

#absolutely devastated that i couldnt find any proshots of all 4 of them i hope everyone is posting them #what a fucking statement of a show. #Tried to summarise the outfits as quickly as possible but fuc k. #the merch merch as well. franks wig. opening with INOK and no foundations. the most garbled vampire money ever. #the vampire money confetti cannons and the fireworks. half the crowd leaving after wttbp. this show was everything #tour date #2022 #october 23 #mcr wwwy2 #swarm era

[zerozerozio]

no more kirk/spock undertones. i want them confessing their undying love for each other, then kissing sloppy style in front of the camera. it's what they deserve

#this was in my drafts and i Do Not remember writing it #but its funny and true so Here you go #spirk #k/s #star trek kirk #james kirk #james t kirk #jim kirk #james tiberius kirk #star trek spock #star trek spirk #star trek the original series #star trek tos #star trek #star trek original series #s'chn t'gai spock #mr spock #mister spock #lol #first name mister #last name spock #actually you know what #star trek aos #fuck it them too #it applies #spirk aos #uhh #star trek alternate original series

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

local dog unused to such fluff & tenderness, more at 8

#ok. i will admit. i got so caught up in the euphoria of Them that i FUCKING FORGOT HOWDY'S WINGS #half of his yassification... gone.... #yk lets just pretend he can take em off and hang em up on a coat rack #just this once k we on the same page Good #i take the comedy character. i give them Emotional Issues #if barnaby doesn't end up having so many problems hiding under all that humor ill eat my cat #she will Go In The Soup and i will Eat Her Soupified Face #gripping the bars of my enclosure and staring So Hard at barnaby like #'cmon you have problems i Know you have problems pleeeassse lose your shit i hope you get so angry and so sad cmon cmon' #WHATS UNDER THAT HAPPY MASK PUPPET BOY #sorry. wrong post to have a lapse of sanity in the tags #anyway ahaha aheehee laughingstock <3 hoohoo haha yassified howdy <3 #scribble salad #yassified howdy <3 #welcome home #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby